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Katsushige Nagashima's real face revealed!
Karuta Soudassen!
For example, who was your idol in the past?
Kawaii Naoko-san.
Ah, that's true.
Also, Takagibara Ikuecha.
Well, if you say something like that now, your son will get mad at you.
You're looking at me like that?
Katsushige Nagashima's real face revealed!
On a TV show, there was a segment where Ega-san threw Matsui into a batting practice and Ega-san probably explained it.
I see.
That's right.
After Matsui finished his batting practice, he jumped in right away.
So I took out my gauge and was about to jump in, but Ega-san didn't even look at me.
That was really surprising.
Katsushige Nagashima's real face revealed!
Ah, that's true.
On top of a cliff, I had to match my voice and my drawing.
But no matter what I did, it didn't match.
Later...
Later, I changed my drawing.
You changed it?!
I changed my drawing.
Since then, I haven't swum.
After the first half, Hamada is one step ahead!
Who will win the championship?!
The rules are very simple.
The one with the most wins will receive a luxurious gift from Kazushige.
Okay, here we go.
I'm nervous.
Big fear.
Bite me, earplugs.
Da.
This pattern again.
Da.
It's not "ta," it's "da."
I'm sorry, is it "ta"?
It's "ta," right?
Yes, it's "ta."
Oh, it's over there.
I was expecting it to be over here.
What does this mean?
This is also a little erotic.
You...
It's like that.
It's about which one I like.
I like "earplugs" the most.
Can you bite me?
It's not an attack.
But there's definitely a place you want to be bitten, right?
Then, Hammer-san, is there a place you want to be bitten?
There's no place I want to be bitten!
Do you want to be bitten?
Of course I want to be bitten!
But I don't think I want to be bitten!
Oh, is that so?
How much? Huh?
Around my nipples.
Oh, your nipples.
It hurts.
No, you're the one who's biting me now.
If you're going to bite me, you should at least tell me if it hurts or if it doesn't hurt.
Your face...
Your face isn't being bitten.
If you're going to be bitten, you should tell me.
I'm not.
You're not going to be bitten.
There must be a place you want to be bitten.
No, there isn't.
I really don't think you guys are good.
You know, you should relax and have a little more free talk.
Of course you want to be bitten!
No, I'm not scared at all!
Who's scared?!
- Then where do you want to be bitten?! - No, I want to be bitten everywhere!
- Everywhere?! - There's no place I don't want to be bitten!
- I don't know anything! - There must be!
- Endo, this guy... - Endo doesn't grow up at all!
- He's like a baby! - No, he's not!
- Maybe he's worried about his wife... - No, no, not at all!
- Maybe he's close to an interview at a school for children... - I see!
- That's bad! - It's in his memory, isn't it?!
- I think it's bad. When I went for an interview, I said I really want to be bitten, but I think it's in my memory, too.
- What kind of school is that?! - Then, I'll ask you!
- A present... whether you give it or not, it's a red rose. Is it negative?!
- It's negative! - That's fast!
- I think I've caught up with you! - It was right in front of you!
- Hey! - It's true!
- A red rose... - That's right! I love getting flowers!
- Really?! - Yes!
- I'm sorry to tell you about your mother, but she loves red roses! - I see...
- She always puts flowers in her mother's grave in Hawaii. - I see...
- I want to get a red rose, too! - I see...
- Not many men like flowers! - Not many men like flowers!
- I've never bought a flower! - You've never bought a flower?!
- I've never bought a flower! - You don't even know what a present is?!
- I don't know what a present is... - What?!
- You don't have to give it away... - You don't have to give it away...
- Do you have to get it? - No, you have to order it and get it delivered.
- I guess you do. - I guess you do.
- But you have someone's stage... - Right, right.
- Or a stand banner... - If it's a house, it's a wedding anniversary.
- A wedding anniversary! - Right, right.
- You have to order it and get it delivered. - Wow!
- That's cool! - That's awesome!
- You can't lie like that! - No, no!
- I had that image! - What are you guys aiming for?!
- You're not lying, are you?! - No, no!
- It's like a house where you have to get it delivered and get it delivered. - Like a cupid?
- You know, like a businessman... - Yes, I do that.
- Oh, you must be rich! - I'm not rich!
- I do that, too! - Of course you do it for someone's stage.
- I do that, but... - Do you give your wife flowers?
- You don't. - You don't?!
- You give her presents! - No, no.
- If you give her flowers as a present, it's not a present. - Right, right.
- Do you kiss your wife? - Well, I do.
I don't think so.
But you are a couple.
Do you kiss me too?
I kiss you.
Why do you say such a thing?
I'm already 50 years old.
You kiss your wife at 50 years old.
Why do you say such a thing?
You kiss your wife, right?
I don't have a wife.
Your Kansai dialect is bad.
Let's start.
I've never heard of it.
Matsumoto san's high school days.
"ze", "se", right?
- Yes! - Oops, oops!
- You got me, Bada-san. - Yes, yes.
- Have you heard of it? - The other day, in a different show,
you said you won when you were 20, right?
- Ah, that manzai comedy show. - Yes, manzai comedy show.
- The adult show. - Adult show.
- But you talked about your high school days as much as you could. - Eh, my high school days, right?
- For example, what you were doing. - But you're more like my high school days than you yourself.
No, it's not about my high school days...
Well, I went to a good high school, so I don't know much about my high school days.
Well, if you say it in my neighborhood, it's a school where garbage goes to school.
- I didn't go to class very much... - Sorry, you...
- Even in class, it was a school where you smoked cigarettes or something like that. - Eh, is that so?
- No, no, no. Even if you say it like that, there were about 32 deviants. - That's the highest, right?
- The lowest is 25, right? Even 7 is overdoing it. - Moreover, you know, that Amagasaki Industrial High School.
It's where that machine car comes out.
- No, well, there were a lot of bad guys. - Yes, yes.
- Also, school violence and stuff like that. - Yeah, it was really bad.
- Well, it's that kind of era, you know? - That Bebop High School...
- It's the Tsumigi Kuzushi. - Tsumigi Kuzushi!
It was that era, so everyone was really bad.
- In the past, you know, in school, in high school courses and stuff, everyone would ride their bikes and catch up. - Ah, but it was really...
- It's normal, right? - It was really like that.
- It's normal, right? - It really is.
- It was like that when I was in middle school, too. - Yeah, it's true.
- The next-door delinquents would come like this in middle school and interrupt classes and stuff like that. - Wow...
- It's that kind of era, you know? - It's that kind of era, isn't it?
- It was like that in high school. - Certainly.
- And next door is Oda High School. - Yes.
- There's a school for boys and girls in high school, so there's a lot of jealousy against it. - Ah...
- This is a boys' school, you know? - Yes, yes.
- But when the guys from Oda High School passed by, they all gave them chokes. - Chokes!
- They gave them chokes.
- Chokes! - Poor guys.
- It's a very shabby blackboard. - A blackboard.
- That's a little cute, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- It was like this. - The only school that was like this was here.
- It's a full-fledged school. - A full-fledged school.
- It was like that. - It always had kids who would violate rules of the classroom.
- Is that so? - No, no.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- It's a school where all kinds of girls suddenly came in. - I see.
- So, you're saying that school is like that now? - No, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes. - You've been doing it for a while.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - You've been doing it for a while.
Announcement of results!
Like this.
During normal work hours,
Announcement of results!
Like this.
Announcement of results
It was written in the communication section.
During work hours, suddenly
a scream occurs.
Matsumoto-san!
During work hours...
During work hours, suddenly...
Ahhhhhh!
Damn it!
I will work hard!
Well then, let's move on.
Announcement of results!
During normal work hours...
I'm not giving up!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Really?
I see! I want to hear about it!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hoi!
Ah, that's where you did it.
A mentor.
Indeed.
You're pretty good.
This is about baseball.
Yes, you're right.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Something I noticed about it was...
After all, it was the end of last year.
The Giants were replaced by Coach Hara.
Yes, yes.
At that time...
Hmm.
Coach Kazutomo Miyamoto.
Yes.
Motoki.
Motoki Daisuke.
Yes.
Mizuno.
Yes.
They were friends I used to hang out with a lot when I was active.
Hmm.
Why am I not in it?
That happens all the time.
Isn't it because you're busy?
That's right.
Your activities...
Does that have anything to do with your past achievements?
To be clear, it does.
Well, anyone can say that.
If that's the case, there's no room for Kazutomo Miyamoto.
Mr. Hamamatsu, you're saying too much.
It's not everywhere.
He's number one in drafts.
Somewhere.
Hmm.
I think there is.
What do you want to do?
Coach...
Well, you want to be a coach, right?
Yes, as a person who played baseball,
doesn't anyone want to be a coach?
Hmm.
Of course.
Hmm.
To be more specific, a Giant's coach?
Even if it's not a Giant, if it's a coach...
But if you're told it doesn't matter which coach it is...
Yes, I'd say it's a Giant.
Right?
Yes.
Mr. Hamada, Mr. Hamada, I don't know.
Me neither, me neither.
I don't know either, I read it myself.
No, there's no record for Kazushige.
Mr. Hamada, you're saying it too much.
There's a record for memorial.
Really, there's a memorial?
I don't know if it's different from coaching.
That's right, that's right.
Mr. Matsumoto, you know it well.
No, no, no, I know it well.
If there's not enough humanity...
I don't want you to teach me!
Mr. Hamada, you're saying it too much.
This time, Kazushige Nagashima is a batting coach.
Huh?
No, Kazushige-san, you're...
No, you're better than me at batting.
If you say that, I'll hit you all.
No, you can't.
If you can't hit me now, you can't.
As long as you can bite my ears, it's fine.
As long as you can hit me, it's fine.
Then I'll go with you.
But I'm interested in it.
You're interested in it.
But, Mr. Hamada, you have a dream of catching up, don't you?
What do you mean?
No, I mean...
If I hadn't joined this entertainment world...
If you hadn't joined it...
I'd like to try this in a different world.
Mr. Hamada has always wanted to be an official player.
Oh, an official player?
Oh, yes, yes.
Well, that's one thing.
But before that, I wanted to be a police officer.
Huh?
Well, you know...
People like me have something in common.
With that world.
What's in common?
A police officer.
Like a backstreet boy.
Not a police officer, but a police officer.
Wearing that uniform and coming here.
With a gun and a cane.
When we were riding together, he said 'hey, get away!'
That's what I wanted to do.
Kicking the front tire and saying 'is the light on or not?'
That's scary.
That's a tough one.
Isn't there a bad thing?
If it's not in this world?
If it's not in this world...
No, not at all.
I don't have that experience.
But I don't think it's cool for a chess player.
Isn't it cool?
Like Fujii?
Is it cool for Fujii?
I think it's cool for someone who does it without any tools.
I agree.
I don't care if it's a police officer with a cane and a gun.
No.
If you can do it by hand,
you can make money and buy it.
Is it bad?
Finally, the battle for the kart is coming to an end.
It's getting faster and faster now.
From now on, Kazushige, who no one knows yet, will be revealed!
This is amazing!
In the past, when Japanese television was called 'independent sports',
there was a section where various martial artists competed in competitions.
At that time, Ogawa-san and Kosei Inoue were competing in judo.
I see.
Wow!
I knew it!
I thought judo was amazing.
It doesn't move.
I think judo is strong.
I think so, too.
It was so fast.
"The ball looked big, too." "The ball looked big."
"The ball looked big." "That's an advantage."
"It was easy to throw." "No, it was scary."
"On the contrary, it was scary." "It looked big."
It looked really big.
It looked like a dodgeball.
Like a dodgeball.
Hmm, I should have said it louder.
It might have been easier to understand.
As you can see, who won?
Hamada or Matsumoto?
Okay, let's move on.
It wasn't bad.
I accidentally apologized for it.
What are you talking about?
You should have said it earlier.
I have something to say.
What is it?
I accidentally apologized for it.
First of all, I want to tell you about my situation at the time.
"I was single." "Single."
"Single." "Yes."
When I was single,
I was dating two girls.
Accidentally, I was dating two girls.
Were you really dating the same girls?
Yes.
What I made a mistake was,
I had a girlfriend named A and a girlfriend named B.
I invited A to this house.
I thought B would come next.
But for some reason, B came next.
A came next.
B came the next day.
They bought our apartment.
Oh, I see.
That's terrible.
At that time, I was asked,
Which one do you choose?
A told me.
But you can't say anything, can you?
So I kept hiding it.
Then A stood up,
went to the kitchen,
and brought a knife.
That's terrible.
The next day,
I had a save line waiting for me in Paris.
I had to go to the save station.
It's an important battle.
It starts at 8.30 a.m.
It's an important battle.
It's about 2 a.m.
We were in a floating position at the time.
We were in a floating position and I was like this...
I was really sorry for the two of you.
I apologized.
I thought something was wrong.
I hit my head against the floor and hit it.
I saw about 20 stars.
- Did you get kicked from above? - From above!
- Floating is hard. - Floating is hard.
Stars will really come out, everyone.
Seriously.
This is what I really want to spread nationwide.
- Stars will come out. - Stars will come out!
- People will say, "Stars are coming out!" - Definitely!
Before that, when a woman said, "Which one do you choose?"
- Floating has a connection like this, right? - Yes, it does.
Yes, like a groove.
I stabbed my knife into this groove.
- You stabbed it! - You stabbed it!
Normally, if you're a man...
you might think there's a risk of a blade flying at you.
- You don't usually stab a knife in a floating position. - You don't stab it.
I happened to see it and stabbed it.
But it happened to stand up.
- The knife stood up. - The knife also stood up.
This is what I wanted to spread nationwide.
I stabbed my knife and it stood up!
- The knife stood up and the stars came out! - The stars came out!
- So what happened in the end? - I couldn't sleep and I was late.
- Next. This is the last one. - Really?
- Thank you for your cooperation! - This is the last one!
What a shame!
You didn't break your sister's heart.
- You're always like that! - The last one.
- What's this? - This is what happened last year.
I don't go to Ginza often.
I'm influenced by Sanma-san.
He goes to Ginza or clubs and kisses girls' boobs.
I like that a lot.
You said something amazing.
Sanma-san said it himself.
I'm sorry to say this about Sanma-san.
We went to eat beansprouts with Sanma-san on New Year's Day.
Before New Year's Day, we went to pay respects.
It's a proper shrine.
Everyone is healthy.
But Sanma-san asked me to kiss his boobs.
I heard it.
I knew it.
- Did he say it for real? - Yes.
- He didn't say it for everyone? - No.
- He said it for everyone? - Yes.
- But I heard it. - Really?
- It's not because of the camera. - It's not.
Sanma-san told me to kiss his boobs.
I've been chasing him for a while now.
I couldn't chase him last year.
I don't go to clubs often.
Is it okay to kiss boobs in clubs?
It's not okay.
- I asked you if it's okay. - It's okay.
I'll drink it.
Now, all cards are over.
Who will win?
- What will happen? - It was tough.
- We've been chasing him for a while now. - It's tough.
- It's only one card difference. - Yes.
- Sanma-san. - Sanma-san, congratulations.
- Thank you. - It's all thanks to you.
- It's all thanks to you.
Kazushige will give them a reward.
- What is it? - I brought wine.
- Opaz wine. - It's expensive.
- It's around 50,000 yen. - Can you show me?
- It's more than 10,000 yen. - Thank you.
- Do you like red wine? - Yes, I like red wine.
- Did you drink it before? - I did.
- I've never seen it before. - I heard it's called Fanta Grape.
- I don't know about that. - You don't know about it?
Even if there is love,
even if it's the center of persimmon,
the biggest one is...
You know, I...
I'm old now and I don't want to get angry.
When I talk like this, I get angry.
- I get angry with the world. - That's fine.
- But I don't want to get angry. - You won't get angry.
- I won't get angry, but... - Yes.
- I have a suggestion. - Yes.
You know...
You also park your car, don't you?
- Yes. - At a parking lot in blue sky.
Yes.
You know...
First of all, it's expensive in Tokyo.
- In terms of price. - It's very expensive.
If you park your car for 20 hours, it can cost you 4,000 yen.
- It depends on where you park it. - It can cost you 4,000 or 5,000 yen.
- I see. - It can't be helped.
- Yes. - It's fine.
But you can't use 10,000 yen bill.
- Yes, it's true. - Right?
- Yes. - Then, it's fine to take the price, but...
- Yes. - ...is there anyone in the world who always has many, five bills?
- Certainly. - If you think about it like that, you have to use 10,000 yen bill as a business effort first. - Yes.
- I brought it there. There are two kinds of bills.
- It's a kind of plastic bill like this. - Yes, yes.
- You can't click on the top of it. - Yes, yes.
- You have to click like this. - Yes, yes.
- You know, if you get a rainstorm, it will cause a malfunction. - Yes, yes.
- It's probably a high voltage. - Yes, it is.
- And there is a big plastic like this. - Yes, yes.
- It will make a "muuun" sound, but you can't make a "muuun" sound while I'm doing it.
- You can put it out, you put it out earlier. - But you have to put it in both hands.
- Yes, yes, yes. - It's impossible.
- You have to think about it somehow. - Yes.
- I've been angry about it for a long time. - No, you won't get angry, will you?
- No, I won't get angry. - No, you won't get angry.
- And recently, there was something like "guerilla go", right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- And it rained a lot, right? - Yes, yes.
- And you do it like this over there. - Yes, yes.
- You know? You can't use an umbrella like I said earlier. - Yes, yes.
- You have to use both hands. - Of course, of course, of course.
- It rains about four times a year, doesn't it? - Of course.
- But there is a little bit of sunshine coming out of it. - Yes, yes.
- Is it for the occasion? - Is it for the occasion?
- Is there a little bit of sunshine coming out of it? - Is it because it's short?
- That thing is in the center of the waterfall!
- It's the most wet!
- It's the most wet in the world!
- I'm thinking about it.
- I'm excited about it. - Can't you do something about it?
- If you have a little more... - Do you have a little more of it?
- Yes, yes, yes. - I thought of doing something about it so that it wouldn't get wet.
- It's already like this? - It's already like this?
- It's this late? - It's pretty late now?
- What is it? What is that thing?
- You're not thinking about people, are you? - I'm not thinking about people.
- It's because the machine can't get wet. - Then I don't want it anymore.
- It's better not to have it anymore. - Because of it, I'm determined to keep it.
- It's the most popular machine in Tokyo. - I want you to stop using it. - Yes, yes.
- It's short, it's short. - If you're watching, you should know. - If you're driving, you should know.
- I can only think about stopping it. - No, you're not angry, are you? - No, I'm not angry. - You've been saying "no" for a while now.
- I'm just nagging you. - Let's talk a little quieter.
- You definitely want to sing, don't you? - I definitely want to sing here!