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We'll do it again this year!
At school on New Year's Day, "Gaki no Tsukai"
You must not laugh!
This project, in which members of "Gaki no Tsukai"
are forbidden from laughing,
is also the 16th time this year!
From "Onsen Ryukan"
to "American Police",
various stages have been held,
but this time's latest work is...
"Arts and Sciences Research Institute"!
As a coach,
and a new "treasure hunter",
Hamada Matsumoto, Endo Hosei,
and five others
will be attacked by
mysterious laughter traps!
Powered-up laughter
is the strongest line-up in the series history!
One after another,
luxurious blind people
will torment the five people
who went on a laughter adventure!
There, an hour later,
in front of "Treasure Hunter 24"
broadcasted on "Treasure Hunter 24"
until now!
From "Don't Laugh Police"
which aired on "Treasure Hunter 24"
to last year's "American Police"
we'll look back on the famous scenes
and prepare a warm-up!
Don't Laugh
Treasure Hunter 24
Direct Countdown Special!
Treasure Hunter 24
Don't Laugh
Treasure Hunter 24
Don't Laugh
Tonight, at 6:30pm!
Broadcast!
Everyone, out!
Don't Laugh
Countdown Special!
First, 2006!
Don't Laugh Police 24
famous scene!
This way!
From there,
Endo, Hamada,
will you sit in Yamazaki's order?
Yes.
You've got a nice face, old man.
I'm the drug investigator.
Even now, drugs are getting worse and worse.
Today, I'll teach you how to find drugs.
Well, well, well. This is a normal travel bag.
You'll take a lot of things with you, won't you?
Well, you don't forget your wallet when you travel, do you?
No, I don't.
You'll take these things with you, too.
Look at this!
See?
This is a complete drug.
You'll find something like this easily.
You've already found something like this, haven't you?
There are a lot of things.
A camera!
You'll take this with you, won't you?
This is a complete drug.
You've already found something like this, haven't you?
I'll make sure of it.
I don't know anymore...
Ouch!
Masaki, end!
It's up to you.
That's right.
If you get drunk...
It's magic.
Sit down.
Okay.
This is totally udon.
I'm glad you came.
That's right.
There's more.
And this.
Where did you go?
Did you go to Brazil?
Where did you hear about it?
That's amazing.
It's magic.
Right?
I need coffee.
End!
Out!
This is mine.
Today...
A great senior has come for you.
If you say a famous detective...
Hamada!
Who is it?
Detective...
Detective Koromu.
Detective.
That's right!
That's not it!
It's G-Panzer!
Today...
Two people from Double G-Panzer have come for you.
If you don't do it, I'll kill you.
I'll kill you!
What's this?
Isn't it just a 500-year-old string?
Hey!
What's this?
Isn't it just a 500-year-old string?
What's this?
Isn't it just a 500-year-old string?
What's this?
Isn't it just a 500-year-old string?
"Don't Laugh! Countdown Special"!
Next is "Don't Laugh! Hospital 24-hour Famous Scenes" in 2007!
Let's go this way.
"Don't Laugh! Hospital 24-hour Famous Scenes" in 2007!
What are we doing today?
What was it again?
Heart bypass operation.
Is it open tonight?
Tonight? Let's go somewhere.
Let's go over there.
I'm scared.
What is it?
It's red!
I just remembered something.
When I was in middle school, I said to Hamada, "This is good, you should eat it."
If you don't eat the worm, you can't eat the worm.
I was refused that big time.
I remember it clearly.
I've been eating a lot of worms for a while now.
That's not true!
If you don't eat the worm, you can't eat the worm.
I was surprised.
That's not true!
I was really surprised.
You're lying!
I said that line to myself.
If you don't eat the worm, you can't eat the worm.
I remember you saying it.
You said it.
I think you said it at the time.
You gave me a snack at your house.
You ate one and you held one.
When we went to Hamada's house...
Tatsumoto, Hamada, Atsuo...
I'm not angry anymore.
What are you doing?
Did you try to give me one?
What?
"Hoho, hoho," you said.
I'm laughing now.
"Hoho," you said.
You can't eat the worm, you can't eat the worm.
Tatsumoto, Hamada...
I'm going to die!
You look like you're in pain.
Wait!
I'm sure of it.
It's the same story.
There was no culture of putting mayonnaise on bread.
I learned it.
I ate it and fell in love with it.
The next day, I went out to play.
I don't know what it was.
I saw a freezer.
That was funny.
That was...
But let me say this.
Yes, until the end.
I'm sorry.
In the freezer...
In a hard bread...
Put some mayonnaise...
And...
Really?
No, I'm serious.
That's embarrassing.
How can I say this?
I taught him how to make mayonnaise.
But...
I don't remember it.
He's doing it wrong.
Yes, yes.
But I taught him how to do it.
But he can't do it perfectly.
So I...
Shari...
He's going to die.
He's dead.
You're kind, Masumoto-san.
In that bar...
In that hard bread...
We only met for about a month, right?
After the commercial...
The best scene of a journalist who shouldn't laugh!
"Trash Hunter" 24 hour, you must not laugh!
You again!
Tonight, at 6:30 PM!
Everyone, out!
"You must not laugh" countdown special!
The following is 2008 "You must not laugh" newspaper "24 hour" famous scene!
Ah, I barely made it today as well.
Yamada, Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Ieyasu...
What's up with you?!
No, it's just...
What's up with you?!
I'm not used to this...
Thank you, thank you.
Ah, it hurts!
Fujiwara-san, good morning.
These people...
Ah, excuse me.
They're reporters from Tokyo.
Ah, I see.
I was so happy to see you.
You.
Yes?
What's your name?
Ah, I'm Hamada.
Hamada-san.
Yes?
What's your lower name?
Ah, Masatoshi.
Ah.
Yes.
By the way, what's your father's name?
Kengoro.
Huh?!
Kengoro?!
This is bad. This is bad.
This is bad.
Suspense zone?
Suspense zone.
This is bad.
Um...
What is your name?
I'm Yamazaki.
Yamazaki-san.
Are you married?
Yes.
I see.
Oh, so when you get home, your wife is making you dinner and waiting for you, right?
That's right.
What is the best dish of the Yamazaki family?
Um...
Tonkatsu?
Tonkatsu?!
There's someone we don't know yet.
- This person, what's your name? - My name is Endo.
- Endo-san. - Yes.
What subject were you good at in school?
A subject I was good at... I liked sports and baseball.
- Then I'll test you. - Yes.
Say the alphabet.
- Ah, the alphabet? - Yes.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
H, I, J, K...
L...
L? L, L, L...
L? L, L...
What's going on?
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next up is "Don't Laugh" Hotelman 24 Hours!
Oh, here it is!
Huh?
Wow, this!
Wow!
This is crazy!
Every day at the hotel...
Stop it!
...we receive phone calls from one day to the next.
So in this video...
we will learn how to respond to appropriate phone calls.
Absolutely!
Now, let's learn while looking at the actual scene.
We have two people who will cooperate with us this time.
Hotelman's Takashi-san.
That's right.
Yes, speaking.
Earlier...
Yes?
Hotelman's Takashi-san...
Yes?
...had such a bad attitude...
Takashi-san...
...how do you teach him?
Takashi-san...
...is it?
Takashi-san...
Matsumoto...
Endo...
Countdown Special!
Ouch!
Here it is!
Come on!
Listen to me!
Let's do it while looking at the actual scene!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Ouch, ouch...
Let's do it like this!
Let's do it while looking at the actual scene!
Let's do it like this!
Countdown...
Endo, don't say it!
That's it!
Countdown...
Do you know what it means?
I know it!
And...
If you know it, say it!
Um... Oh, I got it!
Um... You didn't like...
...what you just felt, right?
Yamada, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't know how to dance...
Oh, I don't like it...
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Oh, I don't like it!
Just a little more...
Apologize!
Oh, I'm sorry! I know I shouldn't have said that!
Apologize properly!
Properly?
I didn't want this to happen...
Um... To the manager...
Apologize properly!
Everyone, out!
Why?!
What if the manager shows up?
Ouch! Ouch!
He's amazing...
Yes, this is Fuwanto.
Hey...
Yes?
It's itchy and I can't help it...
Isn't there something here?
Um... Every day... Um... I use a spray...
Um... I don't think there are any rubber bands like that...
Anyway, it's itchy and I can't help it...
I think...
I have a flower beside me...
Flower?
What will you do with it?
Can you...
Everyone, out!
Wow!
That's amazing!
What's up with you, Kuroko?
TREASURE HUNTERS 24 HOURS
Tonight, at 6:30 PM!
Everyone, out!
"Don't Laugh Countdown Special"!
Next up, "Don't Laugh 24 Hour Spy"!
Let's do it properly.
Yes, let's do it properly.
Umm...
Should we do some stretching?
Everyone, can you stand up for a bit?
Let's move our bodies for a bit.
Stretching?
I can do it, though.
That's right.
Well, well, well.
Everyone, let's do it together.
Okay, stretch out your back.
Stretch it out.
Ow, ow, ow, my back hurts.
Stretch it out.
Should we move it left and right?
Or should we move it forward?
What's this?
What did you do?
It's nothing.
Hey, what are you doing?
Is your shoulder still stiff?
No, it's not.
What do you think?
No, it's not.
You've had a stiff shoulder for a long time.
It's stiff, isn't it?
It's scary.
It's stiff, isn't it?
What are you guys doing?
It's scary. You shouldn't do it.
Yes.
You've grown up a little, haven't you?
Yes.
I think that voice is...
Yes, it's the voice of that voice.
You guys are not popular these days.
No, we're not.
You don't get much popularity even at work.
Not even in downtown.
You don't do solo concerts.
Why don't you do it next year?
Can't you do solo concerts?
In downtown.
Yes, I'll think about it.
Let's do our best.
What are you guys doing?
Matsumoto, Endo, Yamasaki...
I don't know.
I really don't know.
It's scary. It's really scary today.
Ouch!
It's tough.
Don't you want to do solo concerts?
If you were a celebrity...
Whose underwear would you like to see?
What kind of U-take would you like to see?
You want to see it, don't you?
Solo concerts!
Out!
His character and his face have changed.
I'm scared of Fujiwara.
What's wrong with your face? Are you Fujiwara?
Your back hurts because you're like this.
Everyone, did you notice something strange?
This person is actually not me.
He's a war professional.
Were you fooled, members?
"Members"?
Matsumoto! Tamada! Tanaka! Endo! Out!
What are you saying?
"Members"?
Is that how you say it?
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next is...
"Don't Laugh" Airport 24 Hours in 2011!
We will now begin the welcoming ceremony for newcomers.
Before we begin, we would like to welcome newcomers from overseas.
Let's begin.
Thank you very much.
You can't say "out".
Hey, guys.
Yes.
It's out.
Yellow "ge".
What's this?
Yellow "ge".
Yellow.
Please.
Excuse me.
Well, you can push me, but...
I'll push you.
If you hurt me like this,
I won't forgive you for the rest of my life.
You're amazing.
What's wrong with you?
You can push me, but...
Just a little more.
Please.
Yes.
Please.
Please push me.
Hey!
Do you want me to wrap up my words?
No!
Can you do me a favor?
Let's do it.
I'm curious.
Three...
Two...
One!
It's still coming.
"Tanaka".
"Endo".
"Yumazaki".
"Out".
That's not my name.
That's not your name.
"Out".
That's not your name.
"Gegeno" "kii".
If I say it like that,
Mizuki-sensei will be angry with me.
"Monoiki" "ne".
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, too.
It hurts!
It's so heavy.
It's heavy, isn't it?
My throat is...
It's a commercial!
Don't laugh!
Please prepare for "TREASURE HUNTER"!
You again!
Tonight, at 6:30 p.m.!
Everyone, out!
Mr. Daiki, please.
Please report on the current situation of each teacher- type class.
Please.
Yes, I'm Uwaga of Class 1 Class 3.
Yes.
The other day in my class, there was an incident where a student's shoes disappeared.
Perhaps this will cause problems to become bigger,
so I would like to teach the students about their lives with caution.
That's all.
I understand. Please deal with it quickly.
Yes.
Next, please.
Yes, I'm Murata of Class 2 Class 1 Class 3.
In Uwaga Class, there is a trend of wind, and yesterday, five new students joined us.
I would like to manage the students' physical condition so that no more new students will join us.
I understand. Next, please.
Yes.
Well, I will report on it.
Mr. Murata.
I would like to repeat it.
I'm Choshu of Class 2 Class 3.
Last month, we conducted a job survey for students in their third year of college.
Everyone, action!
Well, but if we got caught in this...
Yes, yes, it's true.
Ouch!
Mr. Shinshu, please do it again from the beginning.
From the beginning?
Yes.
I'm Choshu of Class 2 Class 3.
We conducted a job survey for students in their third year of college.
The results of the survey have come up, so I will report it.
Many students who want to get a job like a system engineer or a programmer were accepted.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Ouch!
Thank you very much, Mr. Choi. Thank you.
Thank you.
Mr. Choi, please give us your report.
Yes.
It's impossible!
Come on!
You're so mean!
I'm sorry.
May I?
Yes, you may.
I'm Tenryu, a third-year medical officer.
I'm sorry.
Come on!
Tenryu, a third-year medical officer.
Come on!
Ouch!
May I?
Yes, take your time.
I'm Tenryu, a third-year medical officer.
During our Karusa war, we were lucky to have an iPad with Asuka Shoji on it.
We were able to go back and forth between China and Japan.
You're so mean!
Ouch!
"Don't Laugh, Countdown Special"!
Next is "Don't Laugh, Earth Defense Force 24 Hours" in 2013!
Hello!
Matsumoto, Kousei, out!
You're going to do it yourself?
I don't like that.
You're so mean!
Let's cheer her up.
Be nervous, Laura.
What's up?
I'm a reporter for a magazine called "Monthly Earth Defense Army".
I'm here to report about the new members.
I'm going to ask you some questions now and then.
Let me ask you something.
Why do you hit people's heads?
Is it fun to hit people's heads?
It's my job.
Why do you have only one chest?
Matsumoto, out!
If you say so.
You're curious, aren't you?
If you say so.
It's a female member this time.
I see.
Let me ask you the next question.
Does Hamada-san still kiss his wife?
What's your question?
I don't kiss my wife.
Really?
Yes.
Does he still kiss his wife?
Of course.
Well...
I don't know if he still kisses his wife.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
It's disgusting.
I don't know if he still kisses his wife.
You're always smiling.
Never Laugh! TREASURE HUNTERS 24 HOURS
Tonight at 6:30pm!
Everyone out!
Never Laugh! COUNTDOWN SPECIAL
Next, 2014's Never Laugh! TREASURE HUNTERS 24 HOURS
Mitchel-san says you're prone to hypnosis, too.
Come here.
Wait.
This is the beginning of a tragedy.
- My back hurts. - It's hell.
- I think it's harsh. - It's harsh.
- I'm really relaxed now. - Please relax.
Your will is mine.
- Did it work? - It did.
It totally worked.
Now, we'll touch the shoulders of three people.
The first person will be Tyrannosaurus.
The second person will be Stegosaurus.
And the last person will be Pteranodon.
The last person will be Pteranodon.
- Pteranosaurus. - You're cute.
Stegosaurus.
Pteranodon.
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next, 2015!
"Don't Laugh" Famous Detective 24 Hour Scene!
Detective Properness Challenge!
What is this?
Underneath the monitor...
I'm getting anxious...
Which way is it going?
Detective Properness Challenge!
Within one minute...
Find five mistakes...
If you fail...
Brazilians will be shocked!
Ready?
Wait a minute!
All of a sudden?
Wait a minute!
I don't know...
Wait a minute!
Where?
Where are the mistakes?
Where?
Wait a minute!
Calm down...
Wait!
I don't know...
What?
I don't know...
You...
There are a lot of books!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
That woman is weird!
Wait a minute!
That woman is weird!
Wait a minute!
Challenge Failure!
Brazilians will be shocked!
Please look up!
I don't know...
Excuse me!
What is it?
Scary!
What's wrong?
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It's scary!
Okay, 60 seconds have passed.
Please take them all out.
[The sound of a bell ringing]
Why are you making that pose?
[The sound of a bell ringing]
It's not over yet!
It's not over until it's over.
[The sound of a bell ringing]
[The bell rings]
Anyone other than Hosei, please pull it out at once.
What is it? I'm scared.
What is it?
It's coming.
I'll pull it out at once.
One, two...
Ow!
I'm pulling it out.
Huh?!
Tamaga, Endo, Tanaka...
What's wrong with me?
Who was Gyakutaro?
Wait a minute.
After the commercial,
Dr. Kaneku's unbearable scene!
Be laughing no laughing
Be laughing
No laughing for sure
Be laughing
Tonight at 6.30 pm
Be laughing
All of you out
nutritionist's new rendezvous took place at 24
Let's watch " Jessica OC, Number one nutritionist in 2016 "
Turn over " Tomohiro AMC "
and whether you said "hoi hoi hoi"
For example, look over there and say "hoi hoi hoi"
If you can endure these three times, it's amazing.
Ah, three times...
Ah, attention! Hey, hey, hey!
Kosei, Endo, out!
What happened just now?
Well, well, well...
Well, well, it happens.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Hey, hey, but it's difficult, isn't it?
Look over there, hey, hey, but...
It's surprisingly difficult.
That's right, that's right.
Shall we say "hey, hey"?
One, two... hey, hey!
Wow!
Let's do it three times, three times.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
One, two... hey, hey!
Kosei, Endo, out!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's surprisingly difficult, isn't it?
Well, well...
Wasn't it difficult just now?
It's difficult, isn't it?
Even if you say "hey, hey" eight times, if you don't get it right even once, it's amazing, isn't it?
No, it's a miracle, isn't it?
I think it's a good probability.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Let's remove all of them.
One, two... hey, hey...
One, two... hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
My neck hurts.
"Never Laugh" "Treasure Hunter" 24 hours!
You again!
Tonight, at 6.30pm!
Everyone, out!
"Never Laugh" countdown special!
Next, 2017!
"Never Laugh" "American Police" 24 hours!
Put it in!
Hey!
You know what you've done!
Spit it out!
It's bad.
It's not just bad!
Say it properly!
It's bad as hell.
Watch this sequel to "Never Let Them Have It" during sale!
"Treasure Hunter" will be released soon!
Whether you had a good year or not,
watch "Treasure Hunter" and have fun with your first laugh of 2018 and 2019!
Watch "Treasure Hunter" and have fun with your first laugh of 2018 and 2019!