AISubs v3.4
At 5 p.m., waiting for Hosei's change of clothes.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
It must have been tough.
It was really painful.
That hurts.
Come on, today...
Oh, thank you.
For the blanket.
That must hurt.
I didn't know anything.
You didn't know anything.
There were about two people, right?
Eight people.
Ten people must have been killed.
Even more.
That's crazy.
Huh?
Does it really hurt?
It really hurts.
This is normal.
It's not normal, but it's always painful.
I'm in shock.
I didn't know anything.
I know, but...
My blood type.
Type A.
I'm an O.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
If only four of us had done it...
Ouch!
I don't know if it would have been discussed.
That's right.
We should have done it.
Should I say it?
O-type Endo.
Hamada, A-type B.
You're an O.
At first you said AB, but now you're an O.
You've changed.
You know everything.
That's right.
What about my birthday?
You threw it away.
April 26th.
Endo.
Endo!
You...
You have a birthday, don't you?
Of course! Of course!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
You said it right away, Glent!
You said it right away...
Why did you say Endo?
I said it right away.
Hamada-san, May 11th.
Matsumoto-san, September 8th.
Same as my eldest son.
Your eldest son's birthday is the same as mine.
I said it many times!
I said it right away when I gave birth!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, Hamada, out!
Well, well, I see!
I see!
Sorry, Matsumoto-san.
Ouch!
Hey, Amani-san.
Yes?
You're a man and a woman.
No, no, no.
There were only three of us in the beginning.
That's right.
I don't know what's going on.
But everyone knows...
Ugh, gross.
Is everyone okay?
It started without warning.
It's really gross.
It looks like there was a theft incident in the exhibition room.
Everyone, let's go see it.
What?
Amani-san!
I'm not a man and a woman.
It was decorated, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The police are investigating.
Should we wait in line here?
Damn it.
The best treasure in this exhibition room...
...the golden necklace has been stolen.
What does it mean to break through this strict security?
Security!
What's up?
There were three people who seemed to be the criminal's thieves...
...but they said they weren't thieves...
...but comedians.
Comedians?
Bring them in now!
Yes, sir!
Get in!
Do you know him?
Hamada! Tanaka! Endo! Gosei! Out!
Ryusei Endo!
You two look alike!
We do look alike!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You two look alike!
Are you guys a gang of thieves?
No! We're Dachou Club!
What?
We're Dachou Club!
Let's go!
Hey, jump!
What are you doing?
Jump!
This is so annoying!
Everyone, out!
What is this?
What are you three doing?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I don't think so. I don't think it's a compromise club.
I don't think so, either.
Damn it! We can't continue like this. What should we do?
Have fun!
This year, too, it's a comedian's body-breaking festival.
What will happen?
Let's find the treasure of midnight and scream!
We can't continue like this. What should we do?
Have fun!
Are you in Takashima?
What's going on?
Takashima? What are you doing?
Even though I'm a member of Settoudan, I can say it's a compromise club.
If it's a real compromise club, it should be more lively and excited.
Besides, why are you the only one getting older?
Huh?
You're the only one getting older, but you say that!
Who are you talking about?
What are you doing?
No way.
What are you doing?
No way.
What are you doing?
Hamada, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
If you say it like that, I'll do it with passion.
Hey, bring it!
Yes!
Oh, I see.
Hey, you!
You're always like this! You're the leader, too! Do it!
Why do I have to be the leader?
Do it!
Why do I have to be the leader?
Do it!
This time...
It's you!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Why me?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You guys aren't the leader club.
Come out!
What?
We're the leader club!
I don't think so.
Okay! Let's go back to our work.
At the scene...
There was...
Something like a whip falling.
The SMA hobbyist...
Came out of nowhere!
Hey you.
Yes?
Do you like it?
Can you hit me with this?
No, it's okay.
Can you hit me with this?
No, it's okay.
Today, I...
I'll hit you.
Sensei, I don't feel any pain. Can you hit me?
No, it's okay.
Sensei...
What is it?
Hit me properly!
More!
I don't feel any pain. Hit me more!
More!
I'm serious!
It's okay!
Hit me until I faint!
Hit me more!
Everyone...
Out!
This is weird.
No one is laughing.
What is he doing on such a big day?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What is he saying?
Come here.
No matter what situation you're in, you'll end up like that.
It's a complete lie.
Everyone...
Out!
It's a complete lie.
Ouch!
By the way, who is the culprit?
In Tadashima...
Yes?
What is that on your panties?
Oh, yes.
Isn't it an ornament with a golden necklace?
Shut up! Someone put this on me!
By the way, you went out to buy cigarettes when the incident occurred, didn't you?
I just happened to be away!
I've never seen you smoking in front of me!
You're the culprit!
You bastard! You're going to pay for this!
Catch him!
Let me go! Let me go!
You're a psychopath!
You're just a piece of shit!
What are you saying?
Let me go!
You're just a piece of shit!
I didn't know you were such a psychopath.
Everybody get up!
Thank you!
Kameda family!
Takashima family!
And Okada family!
Where are you going?
Everybody out!
Where were you?
Ouch! Ouch!
Don't be a happy boy!
Lonely boy!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Don't say that!
Takashima family!
You look great!
Excellent!
Come on!
♪ Four crabs for New Year's Day ♪
♪ Takashima family's shame ♪
♪ I'm in trouble ♪
♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
♪ Is it time for me to say it? ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
♪ Happy boy! ♪
Everybody, out!
Everybody!
♪ Happy boy! ♪
♪ Wow! ♪
♪ See you again! ♪
♪ Easy to dance, hey! ♪
♪ Easy to dance! ♪
♪ You're looking at me! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Look at me! Look at me! ♪
You don't have enough practice.
Everybody, out!
What did you do?
Ouch!
Happy boy was cheerful again this year.
6 p.m.
Ten hours have passed since the start of work.
Everyone is complaining about their physical condition.
What's wrong?
I have muscle pain.
Muscle pain?
Yes, I have it.
You got caught.
When I do "ketsu", I do "bang", and my upper body goes like this.
It's stiff.
What happens?
I do "bang" and my muscles go like this.
If I do it over and over again, it gets stiff.
What if you do it five times in a row?
If I do it five times in a row...
I think it will be like this.
I don't think so.
If you do it 20 times in a row, what will you do?
20 times...
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'll do it once.
I won't get caught.
I won't get caught right away.
I won't get caught, right?
You know, you became a Takeshita when you were in middle school.
Really?
Yeah.
If you were going to become one, you should have done it.
Why don't you become one and give it a try?
In the middle of it, right? Become someone good.
That's a good idea.
If you become a Takeshita in the last 10 times,
and if you can do it in this stage, you can go around the country.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
It's already ringing.
Too fast.
Out!
Too fast.
It was already ringing?
Start from the end.
No, but that wasn't Takesan.
It was just a normal "ah".
No, it's different.
Okay, let's start from low.
It's ringing.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Everyone, out!
No!
That's it!
Excuse me.
What's happening?
My back...
It hurts!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
What's going on?
My back...
What's going on?
My back...
His back...
You did it.
You should have done it.
I'm sorry.
If you hurt my back like that, I won't play with you anymore.
No, no, I just happened to play with you.
I've been a little stiff lately.
Not again, not again.
No, it's okay. I'm really stiff right now.
Everyone, listen up.
From now on, in this laboratory...
There's a world-class illusionist's great escape show.
As a treasure hunter...
I don't know if my escape skill will be of any use.
Everyone, go watch it.
Okay.
Wait, um...
"World-class Illusionist" is...
Five people rush to the show venue.
And...
Everyone, can you wait for me here for a second?
What?
Parade?
I've heard of it.
Yes.
Wait.
It's a bit stuck.
Wait a minute.
Let's go back.
It's too small.
It's amazing.
It's too big for me.
It's too small.
It's amazing.
It's too big for me.
It's amazing.
Why is it so long?
What should we do?
It's amazing.
It's very long.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
It's amazing.
Ouch!
We were lucky.
It's a research institute's famous parade.
We were lucky.
I wanted to go there so much.
Yes.
It's low.
Can you sit down?
It's low.
It's amazing.
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the showtime of the century.
Exciting parade.
Everyone here today,
you will witness a historical moment.
The man who continues to create miracles all over the world will open the door of his new escape room today.
Let's call that man right now.
Hyper Escape Room Illusionist, David Kawashima comes here!
Wow!
I can only see the middle part of it!
Wow!
He's so confident!
Is he speaking Japanese?
Thank you for waiting!
It's showtime!
Damn it.
I'm sorry for you.
I won't forgive you.
Let me explain the flow of this escape.
First, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
Are you serious?
David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
Wow, David Kawashima is amazing.
Now, I'm going to lock one of the four locks.
And I'm going to throw it into the aquarium.
What?
Now, I'm going to throw it into the aquarium.
Now, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
Now, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
He looks different.
He looks nervous.
Now, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
Now, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
Now, David Kawashima's both ankles are tied with shackles and held in prison.
These shackles must unlock the two lockers each have.
Now, Mr. David Kawashima, please enter the aquarium.
It's solid.
It's strong.
There's still a lot in it.
There was.
Yes, there was.
All preparations have been made.
Mr. David Kawashima,
are you mentally prepared?
I understand.
You look angry.
I'm not angry.
Then, let's begin!
Mr. David Kawashima,
count down from the beginning of the century's underwater escape!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Now, it's started!
There it is!
The lock has been removed, and the lock is firmly tied together.
The lock has now been locked.
And the lock has now been thrown in.
Now, Mr. David Kawashima,
is your left wrist or your right wrist?
You're removing the lock.
First of all, your right ankle.
It's calm.
How about here?
It's open.
Wow, wow, wow!
You can do it!
Yeah, I can't help it even if I sweat.
And now, your left wrist.
But it's already been 30 seconds.
What?!
It's already been 30 seconds.
Wow!
Is your breathing okay?
Where did it go?
Is your breathing okay?
- Go for it, David! - David, you're doing good.
The right wrist has opened up.
- This is the top, top, top... - This is the last pair!
- The last key! - David, David!
- I can't reach! - David!
- He's forgotten the key! - Oh, he's giving up...
He's dropped it! He's dropped it!
- He's giving up! - Pinch, David! Pinch!
- David... - Blank out!
The world's biggest rock
Are you okay?
You idiots
Everyone is out
Calculate it
There's a distance
It was scary till halfway
Ouch
I thought I could make it
But you made it
Good luck
It was amazing
I thought I would make it
It was amazing
It's sad to see you guys leaving
You guys did well
When I first let go of the mask
I'm sad
It's a little lonely, isn't it?
7 PM
The next mission is a little special
Everyone, it's a big deal
It seems like the legendary psychic who has been hiding from the public for a while has returned
Let's go
The psychic is...
Oh, it's here.
Oh, it smells like crab.
Everyone, please hurry up.
He will arrive soon, so please hurry up.
Then, everyone, please look at it carefully.
That person...
He will appear now, so everyone, please be rude.
Yes.
Brace!
Roland! Out!
Roland is out.
What's going on?
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm a little scared.
Please call for help.
He's very nervous.
He can't sit down.
This is the legendary psychic, Lord Rola.
Lord Rola, please give them a word of advice.
I...
Everyone is out!
Please stop!
Ouch!
Lord Rola...
Lord Rola, please be serious.
Today...
As a treasure hunter...
Everyone is out!
Ouch!
Lord Rola...
You're not moving forward, are you?
First of all, please call for help.
I saw it.
What was your family name?
Tsukitei.
That's right.
Why do you say "Tsukitei"?
I got my Tsukitei from a disciple of Happōshō.
A disciple of Happōshō...
What do you mean by "a disciple of Happōshō"?
Yamada! Gendo! Tanaka! Out!
Ouch!
Everyone, you can also pay for someone's evil deeds.
Yes.
Please take care of her.
I understand.
Yes.
This story has it.
Matsumoto, out!
Like that.
Out!
Well, Rora-san.
If you're stuck in Matsumoto, you'll be fired.
Oh, I smelled it.
No disease, no cure.
It's a quick cure.
All people, all spirits, all universes, harmony in mind.
Harmony in mind.
Innocence in consciousness.
Matsumoto, Amada, Kanaka, Endo, out!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts.
Ah, wait a minute.
I feel a strong spirit.
Eh?
It's this person.
Eh?
You have a strong spirit.
Really?
Hamstranu.
What?
Namreholi.
Doncorogino.
Colorado.
Mississippi.
Yamanonaka-no-mama.
Everyone, out!
Yamanonaka-no-mama.
8pm.
12 hours since work started.
To collect treasure information, the five of them go to a bar where treasure hunters from all over the world gather.
Welcome.
It's kind of neat.
I see.
It's like a bar.
Everyone, do your best to collect treasure information.
Treasure information...
What should we do?
The difference in judgment is intense.
Extraordinary.
What should we wear? Two-piece, one-piece, or kimono?
I was definitely particular about this.
I was definitely going to wear this, but the construction was over.
I called Mr. Takedaka and said, "Isn't there a batta?"
What's a batta?
"This and that," I couldn't tell him.
"This or that," I said, saying "Thank you," you know.
"Thank you," you know.
Yuri, we have customers here.
Yes.
Make sure you serve them less alcohol.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Good evening to you too, Ms. Takeda.
I'm sorry. If I hadn't dropped out of college and not been picked up by my mom, I'd be a abandoned cat by now.
A thief's cat.
Really, Chionka?
A thief's cat is my mom!
I'm a Russian cat.
I'm jealous.
She's eating nuts even in winter.
Not only nuts.
It's weird.
Yui-chan, where's Takahashi?
He's always slacking off.
Takahashi!
I'm sorry I'm late.
You're too late, Yui-chan.
You always play with men before you learn how to work.
That's not true.
Yui-chan, you know that.
Stop it.
I don't know if you know it or not.
You know it.
Yui-chan, tell me what you like about yourself.
I don't know what I like about myself.
You know what?
You're shorter than others.
Don't say that.
Takahashi, go over there and sit down.
Takahashi is short in size and tall.
Sit down.
You're shorter than others.
You're 20cm taller.
Even if you weigh a lot, you can still walk.
I can hear the sound of bells and drums.
It's Chinton.
The school bus is passing by.
Everyone in the city, gather together.
The mountain laughs, the grandchild turns around.
The tradition is connected.
If a goldfish from a goldfish garden flies,
the city will be colored with Chinton.
I'm glad I lived.
I started doing it on the way.
There's nothing, just walk the bridge.
I took the city and took the speed of light.
I hit my head on the bridge.
Chon chon ara yotto ara yotto yotto ara yotto
Oprah, Oprah, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Oprah, Oprah, I don't have my passport.
Will you take me with you?
I'll have it all and I'll do whatever you want.
This is mine.
It's mine.
Why do you like this?
I like it.
This is mine.
But there is no more space between me and you.
I will never come back to this shop.
I will never come back.
I am a fugitive.
I will never show my face.
Give it to Takahashi.
If Takahashi wears it,
his personality will change a little.
Will I change into a clever woman?
I will check my body line by hand.
Look at me.
Chest, chest...
Right and left, right and left...
Left and right...
East and west, east and west...
East and west...
Left and right...
Butt out and...
Jump, jump!
Hey Yuri-chan, jump!
Yuri-chan, jump!
She went back to her father's house.
Daddy, help me!
The black fireworks alight.
Ceiling tempo.
Move forward.
Cradle.
Pinch with your toes.
Careful, careful!
Your leg...
Takahashi! out!
- How long are you going to do this for? - Go home.
- Takashi? - Takashi, let's go home.
- Let's go home. - Let's go home.
Takashi...
Let's do this forever.
- I'm scared of you. - Yeah, me too.
I'm scared of you.
Shit!
Everyone, out!
- That was long! - That was long!
That was long!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- What's with you? - What's with you?
You're a real treasure hunter.
What?
Is this the back of the cage?
- You can go now. - You can go now.
- You're a real treasure hunter. - You can go now.
- Welcome.
- Can we go in? - Yes, you can.
- Can we go in like we always do? - Yes, of course.
- Please come in. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
- That's pretty strict. - It looks like it's always like this.
- Yeah.
- Can we go in now? - Sorry, sorry.
- Do you think it'll be heavy? - No.
- I told you it's fine, but it's not. - Yeah.
- Is there anything you can say? - Yeah.
- It's luck. - Yeah.
But recently, a researcher I know
went to Africa and dug up a ton of gold
and made a lifetime's worth of money.
- What? - Wow.
- That's amazing. - Yeah.
I heard that Matsumoto Hitoshi of Japan
also made a lifetime's worth of money.
- I heard that Matsumoto Hitoshi of Japan
also made a lifetime's worth of money.
- Well, in that case,
I made it because I had to.
- Do you know him?
- Well, a little.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
- In the past, in books,
it was written that you shouldn't train your body.
- Yeah.
- Is that true now?
- It's not a bad thing
to train your body.
- But in the book...
- It's more than that.
- Yeah.
- Matsumoto-san,
you wrote in your book
If you dye your hair black, it'll get dirty.
- Yeah.
- You're very blond now, aren't you?
- What do you mean?
- "Dirty" is
- Yeah.
- "Dirty" means you're blond.
- Yeah.
- You're blond,
which means you're dirty.
- Yeah.
- But "dirty" doesn't mean you're blond.
- "Dirty"?
- Yeah.
- Matsumoto-san, are you dirty now?
- No, I'm not.
- You're not, right?
- I wrote in my book
I'll retire at 40.
- You're 25, right?
- I wrote that book
to die at any time.
- It was nine years ago,
so I wrote about that time.
- But now I'm 55,
so I'm writing about my 60s.
- I have a question about you, Hama-san.
- Yeah.
- Why do you always wear sunglasses?
- I don't know.
- Temperature difference! Temperature difference!
- Everybody out!
- Ouch!
- Hama-san, why do you get so angry when the recording is delayed?
- I don't know.
- Ask yourself!
- Yamada, Yosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
- It's totally different from the last time.
- Ouch!
- No!
- It's totally different from the last time.
- You don't hate it, do you?
- No, I don't.
- You don't hate it, do you?
- No, I don't.
- Speaking of Matsumoto-san,
- I think you are a bit sharp when you say "gotsu",
- but do you get scolded easily by the younger generation of talents?
- Do you get scolded easily by the younger generation of talents? - Yes, I do.
- What do you mean by that?
- Well, I've always been a kind person.
- Matsumoto, out!
- Your emotions...
- Your emotions are not good enough...
- Konpo is a kind person.
But I don't think so.
The staff says, "You're in a good mood today."
I say, "It's normal."
There are no people who work in a good mood.
At first, when I was in my second year of work, I said, "I'm in a good mood."
She said, "How long have you been working?"
I said, "Two years."
She said, "If you've been working for two years, that's the answer."
I said, "You don't know that."
She said, "I'm looking forward to it."
I've been thinking about it all the time.
It says, "Memories with Matsumoto-san."
It says, "You're just like him."
It says, "Brothers."
I don't want to say it.
Everyone, out!
You're serious.
Ouch!
You're in a good mood.
Thirteen hours of work.
Of course, all five of them are relieved.
And finally, Hosei's enemy appears.
Fourteen hours of work.
All five of them are exhausted and have little to say.
A great discovery of the century.
An emergency! An emergency! A hippopotamus-cursed Myra has been discovered! Everyone in the office, take action immediately!
I heard that Myra was stolen.
Everyone, it seems that a hippopotamus-cursed Myra has been discovered. Let's do it!
Yes, sir!
Let's do it!
Myra was bad, wasn't she?
I'm not used to it yet, but I can't say "da-da" there.
Look, this is it.
It doesn't matter if Myra is found.
One, two...
Wait...
Everyone, it's a great discovery of the century!
That Myra-cursed Myra, which John Wood III stole from the hippopotamus-cursed Myra, has finally been discovered!
I'm not the one who discovered it.
It's this man, who is known as the treasure hunter of this place!
Well, I hope this song will be played.
Get him!
He was tough, wasn't he?
This time, I discovered Myra, who cursed and killed John Wood III.
She is extremely dangerous.
Hey!
Bring it to me!
This is...
Among them, there is a cursed Myra of Hippopotamus that cursed and killed John Wood III,
but our research shows that the curse of Hippopotamus has been inherited by its descendants for generations.
And here is an important announcement.
In fact, among the treasure hunters here today,
those who inherit this Myra's curse, in other words, know that its descendants exist.
We have to find those descendants and cut off the negative chain of curses here!
Hey! Among them, there is a descendant of Hippopotamus!
Mr. John, it is Hippopotamus.
Shut up!
Hey! What is it?
Don't say it!
Hey! It's Hippopotamus!
- Yes! - Hey!
I will now remove the bandage of the cursed Myra.
By examining her body type and face shape, it will be clear who is the descendant.
Investigator, please remove the bandage.
Yes.
I don't know until I take this picture.
Yeah.
Hey...
Don't do that.
You have hair.
I don't know. I don't know at all.
I don't know at all. I don't know at all.
Everyone, out!
I knew it.
Hey, Hamada!
Yes?
Who is this?
Probably...
Yonosaki...
No!
It's Hamada-san!
Hamada, out!
No matter how you look at it, it's Hamada-san!
It's impossible!
No matter how you look at it, it's Hamada-san!
It's not.
How do you know?
Come over here.
In front of the mirror.
That face is you.
No, it's completely different.
But you should say it clearly.
Yes.
You should make it clear.
This year for sure.
No?
It's you!
No, it's completely different.
Even my hair is completely different.
The chain of curses continues.
Do you understand?
What kind of curse is this?
What...
What country is this?
The hippopotamuses.
Ah, you're wrong.
Then...
I'm from Saga Prefecture!
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Endo...
Tanaka...
Out!
Saga?
I'm from Saga Prefecture.
My father is from Saga Prefecture.
Since when did you become hippopotamuses?
You're cursed!
Me?
You want to remove the curse, don't you?
I want to remove the curse.
Do you want to know how you'll remove it?
I want to know!
You're such an idiot.
Matsumoto...
Out!
In the end, it's the same.
I want to remove you...
From the curse!
That curse and the chain will go to your friends, too!
- That's a problem. - You know what I mean?
- That's a problem. - That's a problem.
I will carry the cross and watch over them.
What are you talking about?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
Right?
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
There is one more way.
Hey! Bring it!
What was brought in is a golden cup.
If you pour holy water into it and drink it, the curse will go away.
It's exactly the same for the royal family.
- You don't need a bottle this year. - If I drink this...
- That's right! - Really?
- That's right! Do it! - Yes! I will!
- Thank you. - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
That's a good story.
Do your best!
[laughter]
[music]
Amada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
[laughter]
[applause]
[laughter]
[applause]
That's right! Drink it all up!
If you stop your sexual desire even once, you can't start over.
[laughter]
Do you understand?
Yes.
Get out of the curse!
Good! You have to chant this three times and drink it.
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Get out of the curse!
Move back!
Get out of the curse!
And one more time!
Get out of the curse!
[laughter]
Get out of the curse!
Move back!
Get out of the curse!
And one more time!
Get out of the curse!
[laughter]
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
[laughter]
[music]
Matsumoto, Amada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
[applause]
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
You know what you're doing.
It's a little heavier than I thought.
You have to hold it from below like this.
That's right.
You can do it!
Yes!
Can you do it?
Get out of the curse!
[laughter]
You can do it!
[laughter]
You can do it!
[laughter]
You can do it!
Hey, Kobo-san! Stop it! Stop it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Kanata, out!
Wait a minute, Kosei! Wait a minute, Kosei!
If you fail again, you won't be forgiven!
Yes, sir!
Go for it!
Yes, sir!
One more time!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Hamada, Endo, Kanata, out!
What a sad man!
All right! All right! All right! I'm relieved!
I'm relieved!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hey! What are you doing?
You're drunk!
What do you think?
That's impossible!
I don't know what you're talking about!
But you said you only drink when you're drunk!
Go back!
But things won't change!
It's up to you! Do you understand?
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
He is the criminal.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Hey, hippopotamus, come forward!
Why am I a hippopotamus?
Then what race are you?
You can't say it!
If you can't say it, you are a hippopotamus!
I will kill you!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What are you talking about?
Hosei!
The earth and the world are in your hands!
Do you understand?
What do you think?
Say something.
You are a hippopotamus.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Say something, hippopotamus!
OK! This year is really different.
Right?
Your tongue is out.
OK!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
You are too strong!
He is a hero!
Let's go!
Hey!
Yes?
With this!
Yes?
I will...
drive away...
the curse!
Okay?
Let's go!
Drive away...
the curse!
One...
Two...
Three!
Go!
Matsumoto...
Tamada...
Endo...
Tanaka...
Out!
It was a good game this year.
Yes, it was.
We got used to it.
Yes, we did.
We played for a long time.
Yes, we did.
Thank you.
The weather changed.
Troublesome incidents occurred.
Everyone...
thanks to me...
I went around the discovered treasure...
and now...
a group of explorers...
and fierce pirates...
are fighting each other.
At this rate...
the precious excavation site...
will be destroyed.
Everyone...
will you go and support me?
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
It's going to be destroyed.
Five people get on the bus...
and head for Momegoto Chusai.
Even in a moving car,
Matsumoto, who is positive about Chusai, is not worried at all.
Are you that worried?
Of course I'm worried!
Is there anything you can do about it?
There's nothing I can do about it.
If Chusai gets in, there's nothing I can do about it.
Think about it!
What? Think about it!
What are you thinking about?!
Seriously, what are you thinking about?!
Seriously...
Seriously, what are you thinking about?!
Seriously...
What are you thinking about?!
Seriously, what are you thinking about?!
You guys are really useless.
I wasn't there.
This is really noisy.
What? Are you sure?
We are not your pirates!
Don't say that!
If you say so,
we will show you our bodies.
Really?
Let's do a reaction game!
This year, we will show you our bodies!
Again this year,
we will show you our bodies!
Let's do it!
We will show you our bodies!
Oh, it's a music video.
I thought it would be like this, but it's like this.
Everything is so fast.
We will show you our bodies!
Someone, bring it!
Okay, come on!
Okay, let's do it!
What's this?
From now on, within one step, you will eat up all of this soup, so you won't spill it.
It's called...
"Mapputatsu-o-an-guiji"!
It's the strongest in the morning and the strongest in the afternoon!
Bring it on!
Let's do it!
We will show you our bodies!
Hold on tight!
Can you still do it?
Hot!
Can you do it?
It's really hot!
Hot!
Can you do it?
It's really hot!
Can you do it?
Out!
It's so hot!
It can't be helped!
That's good! I'm happy! I'm happy!
You can only do that!
You can only say that!
Next up is Koumoto and Yuao's showdown.
They use a cheap spike from their waist and aim for the opponent's goal.
It's a soccer-type game.
You have two minutes. Are you ready?
Yes.
Go for it, Koumoto!
Go for it!
Kick off!
Good.
Go for it!
What am I doing?
Go for it!
Go for it, Koumoto!
Go for it!
Shoot if I tell you!
Shoot me!
His waist...
Shoot me!
Is it that hard?
It's hard.
Nothing is moving.
It's true.
Nothing is moving.
What are you doing?
This is your chance!
Your chance!
One on one!
Everyone, out!
That was a good fight!
This fight was a no side fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
I can't take it anymore.
I'm going to puke.
Matsumoto, Kosei, Hamada, out!
Next up, the challenger who used a face water bottle is...
Shinichiro Dozo!
Yes!
As you can see, Shinichiro Dozo is always craving high quality protein.
But in the water bottle...
instead of raw eggs...
he eats them all!
Can you do it?
What is that?
Shinichiro Dozo!
Can you do it, Shinichiro Dozo?
Are you scared of me?
Eggs...
Stop.
Stop? That's fast.
You're getting on my nerves!
One, two...
I'm going to eat all the eggs.
That's dangerous.
Eat it!
Thank you!
All of you are out!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
That was close!
What's wrong with you?
You're out!
You're good!
Well, finally...
Let's go for this year's first eye ball!
What's that?
Bring it here!
What's this?
Wow, that was close!
Wow, what's this?
Something amazing came out!
Yeah, that was close!
A machine made for 200 million yen...
A gondola high rotation machine!
It has eight CO2 gas bombs.
With the power of the windmill, it produces high speed rotations.
Tonight, we'll ride this gondola...
During the high rotations...
We'll eat some hot toshikoshi soba.
Five people will change places and watch the challenge.
Okay, I'm ready!
I'll eat some hot toshikoshi soba!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait a minute!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
It's really hot.
Wait a minute! I'll do it all!
Out!
I was scared.
It's amazing!
Let's go! Don't stop!
Hey! Start!
Looks like you've been doing this for a long time, dad.
Wow, you're fast!
What's going on?
Can you eat it?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
The broth is boiling!
Everyone, out!
I don't know what's going on at all!
I'm glad you guys lost!
Okay, we won!
We won!
You guys are so noisy.
I'll finish you with this.
What is it?
Bring it on!
What is it?
Huh? It changed.
This will be the last match of the year.
But before that...
Do you remember the tragedy of the end of 2017?
What is it?
The leaders of each team put their butts in the air and did arm wrestling.
The one who gets up first loses the match.
Matsumoto, Kanazawa, out!
The one who gets up first loses the match.
But for some reason, it was delayed!
Damn it!
Don't worry!
What is it?
A new martial art has been developed!
What?
It's called...
"Tamabukuro Tsudahiki"!
It's too hard!
It's because you're a professional.
You should read "tamabukuro" carefully.
Alright!
Give me the towel.
Can I have it?
What are you doing?
Let me go!
It's so hard!
What is it?
I don't think there's anything in the bag.
There's nothing in the bag!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hold it! Hold it!
It's not a bag, it's not a bag.
It's so hard!
No! Hey! Do you have hot water?
What are you talking about?
Make it softer!
I'm sorry.
Make it softer.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
Hamada, Endo, Matsumoto, out!
It's before the competition starts.
Make it smaller.
Ouch!
Make it softer!
I'm sorry.
Hurry up!
What is it?
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
What is it?
All right! All right!
All right!
Don't mess with me!
Who are you?
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
All right! All right!
All right!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hold it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hold it! Hold it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ouch! Ouch!
Go! Go! Go! Go ahead!
That's not enough! That's not funny!
That's enough! That's much too funny!
Go! Say it slowly!
I'll do it!
3, 2, 1...
- Oh! - Oh!
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
We lost because we were so close.
- How many rooms did we get? - I don't know.
- We won. - We won.
It's 1.30 a.m.
Even at this hour,
five people are waiting in their rooms for their next job.
Endo, sing me a song.
- A song? - Yeah.
- What kind of song? - Anything is fine.
Every time I step on the rough asphalt,
I wish I could stay who I am.
I count the nights I can't stand
because of my anxious heart.
In the darkness I can't escape,
I pretend to be asleep again.
I'm so scared I want to die!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Hamada, out!
I don't know what's going to happen.
It's the worst thing that can happen.
I don't know how it's going to go.
I hope it comes in early.
I know you're saying that, but it's hard.
Oh!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Endo was taken away.
What is this?
Oh, I was surprised!
Oh, I'm going to kill you.
What is this town?
After that, Kosei and Endo disappeared.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Where are you going?
Then...
Did you take money on purpose?
Hello, hello, lady in the house.
The inside of the house is full of thicknesses.
Hello, lady in the house.
The inside of the house is full of thicknesses.
Your Excellency, hello, people of Japan.
How are you? I am well.
Oh my, you are in a lot of trouble.
Do you want your father or me?
I want you.
I want you!
Your Excellency...
Now, now...
Our important comrade, Horset and Dog...
I have to save you...
You froze my wet jeans...
And now you're hitting me...
What's that?
In order to prevent that...
I'm going on an adventure in search of treasures...
Am I right, Comrade?
From now on, in the pitch-black darkness...
You will obtain the legendary treasure "Golden Skull".
And from now on...
It's okay for you to laugh...
But if you're surprised, you're out.
You're out!
Wow...
It's huge!
Again, Tanaka...
No, no, I'll be really careful.
Don't do it on my elbow or my face...
I'll do it like this...
I won't do it on your black nose or your mouth...
I definitely won't do it.
A special route at midnight...
A treasure hunter who can't be surprised...
Horset and Dog are trapped in a certain place...
I know, I know, I know...
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
I know, I know, I know...
Hey!
Here we go again...
In order to rescue Horset and Dog...
The three search for the legendary treasure...
It's the same as always.
What?
Come on...
Let's work together.
We're not working together.
No, it's not like that.
I think I say it a lot.
No, it's not like that.
Even so...
It's not like that at all.
What is it?
I'm scared.
It's huge.
It's a present box.
There's a place to stand.
Stand in line and wait here.
Why am I in the middle?
Why?
Please go in the middle.
What is it?
It's heaven.
It's a small gift from me.
Please open the lid.
Is it me?
It's okay.
Let's open it together.
Please sit down and open it.
You're polite.
Can you open it?
I can't open it.
Do you want me to hit you from the back?
Yes.
Please accept it.
What is it?
This is the prince of the former volleyball club,
Tonkatsuya Jigga.
He has the shortest bangs in the world.
What is it?
Please sit down.
What is it?
Is it Tonkatsuya Jigga?
No, it's the first time I've heard of it.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
I think it's easier to capture him.
That's right.
I have a will to wait here again.
Are you scared?
I'm scared.
Do you know this place?
I don't know this place.
Don't say that!
What is this?
I don't know this place.
You are surprised because you don't know this place.
I am surprised because I don't know this place.
What is this?
This is home-made pork cutlet and hair gel that Kawaii Shuichi used.
I like this.
Help me.
What is this?
What are you doing?
It's cold.
I don't know this place.
This is fashionable.
What is this?
This is Kawaii Shuichi's home-made pork cutlet and hair gel.
You are surprised because you don't know this place.
You should have told me.
You should have done it yourself.
You are violent.
You surprised me.
At that time, Kosei and Endo were worried about something.
Did you do it when you were 55 years old?
Yes.
I saw you and Hamada-san.
I thought you were good at covering your eyes.
When I saw you and Hamada-san, I thought you were good at covering your eyes.
But you are human.
You learn magic and pass it on to the next generation.
What is this?
What is this place?
What are you doing?
You scared me.
I got it.
What is it?
That's right.
Help me!
What is it?
Help me!
Hey!
You are Eibo, right?
Help me!
You are Eibo, right?
Help me!
What's wrong with you, Eibo?
Help me!
What's wrong with you, Eibo?
I'm scared. Help me!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
I'm twisted.
He's twisted.
I think Eibo is fine.
What should we do?
While the rain is falling,
for some reason,
three people are put on a truck with Eibo.
With a super scared man,
"Searching for treasure" is going to be very difficult.
No, it's just shaking.
It happens in cars in the past.
No, it doesn't happen in cars in the past.
It happens in cars in the past.
This and this...
No, I'm begging you.
I don't want you two to get stuck in this.
No, I'm scared.
We're here.
Can you show me this when it's twisted?
That's too soon!
What is it?
What is it about?
The four of us will go to the temple in front of the darkness
and find a golden scabbard.
A scabbard?
We'll get a scabbard.
The three of you should go first.
Why?
Eibo is alone.
I'm scared.
Research mission.
Find the scabbard hidden in the temple and lead it to treasure.
It takes about ten minutes to walk from the place where the truck stopped to the temple about three hundred meters ahead.
But on the way, it is literally dark.
From here, four people are equipped with cameras that can be shot in the dark.
And now, let's go to the dark world.
- Is it coming? - No, no, no, it's not coming!
- Is it a tunnel? - It's a tunnel.
- It's definitely impossible. - No, no, it can't be helped if four people can't go.
- Wow! - Oh, this is bad.
- Let's go up a little more. - This is definitely impossible with only one person.
- This is definitely scary! - It looks bright for a special camera.
- Oh, I see. - The light that illuminates the face also has an effect, and four people have almost no visibility.
- I can't see it at all. - This is amazing. - I'm scared!
- What is this? - No, it's okay, it's okay, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
- No, I can't see it. - What's so noisy about it?
- What is it? What is it? - No, I can't see it at all. - I don't see anything. - My feet are stuck.
- Oh my god! It's so scary! - My feet are stuck.
- I can't see anything. - No, I really can't see anything. - I really can't see it at all.
- I can't see it at all. - Huh? There's someone inside. - Huh? - Who is it?
- Where is it coming from? - Oh my god, I'm scared.
- I'm scared. - Huh?
- Whoa, whoa! - I didn't see it at all.
- Wow, wow! - Look, look!
- What is it? - I couldn't see it.
What is it? What is it?
- What's behind you? - What's here?
- There's something white. - What's that, what's that?
Hey, you could've lit it up with some lantern, you know.
Look, it's blowing. Look, it's blowing.
Hey, shut up!
Who? Who?
Is it you?
What is this? I can't see anything.
What is this?
I can't see anything.
What are you doing?
What?
You're a ghost, aren't you?
No, I'm not a ghost.
I want to go home.
Where are you going?
I want to go home.
What are you saying?
I'll kill you.
I'm scared of it.
I can't see anything.
It's a mountain, isn't it?
It's really dark.
Something is blue.
It's dangerous.
Something is blue.
There's something.
I'm scared of it.
I don't know what it is.
It's creepy.
Where are we?
It's not Yamazaki or Endo.
It's a different world.
Four people are aiming for their parents' castle.
I'm going in with my nephew.
It's not easy at all.
- I want to go home. - Me too.
Seriously.
- Wait for me. - Let's go.
Meanwhile,
with almost no visibility and unstable footing,
they walk for 30 minutes.
(30 minutes of walking)
- What? - Is it this way?
- There's an arrow. Is it a door? - What?
- Can we go in? - This is the worst.
(They enter the haunted house)
- Wow. - Wow.
Wow.
- Open the door. - Open the door and go in.
- Should we open it? - Let's go up.
Let's open it.
I don't like this.
Let's do it together.
One, two...
Ouch!
I don't like this.
- What is it? - Is it here?
- Yes, it is. - Yes, it is.
I found it. That's the stone tablet.
This is it.
While finding the stone tablet,
they find themselves in a holy temple.
They want to hurry up, but...
- What? - Wow.
- What is it? - Is it a chair?
- No. - Is it a chair?
Is it locked up?
Wait.
What?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's dangerous! - Whoa!
- Is it safe? - Whoa!
You scared me.
I'm scared. This is no good.
- This is bad. - Whoa! We're trapped.
What?
- Isn't there an exit? - Exit?
Where is it?
- Let's try opening the door in this situation. - It's open!
- What?
- It's open. - What's wrong?
- It's open. - It's finally open.
- It's open. - Shut up, you idiot.
Didn't you say something?
After getting off the truck for an hour,
- they finally want to go back to the tunnel. - It was a long journey.
- It was. - After heipouku,
I feel like I want to get a little better.
I can't help but look at myself.
Whoa! Where are you going?
I'm going home!
You're five years old!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Heipouku apologizes.
The white riders recover.
In order to rescue Hosei and Endo,
the three of them head for a sacred temple.
(Hosei and Endo head for a sacred temple)
- It's a mess. - It's a mess.
- Endo and Yama-chan must be having fun. - I don't think so.
- Isn't it the one on the left? - Isn't it this one?
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- I know it. - Here it is!
- It's this one, right? - That's it!
- If you put it together, it's someone else's. - That's it!
- This is how you do it. - Like this, right?
- Like this. - Here it is!
- Wait a minute! - Here it is!
- This is how you do it! - Here it is!
- Here it is!
- He's also... - Huh?
- become the cutest guy in Shunichi. - Here it is!
Endo, who is in confinement, was also dressed in white.
Just like his partner, Tanaka,
Gel was also set up.
- Wow, it's nicely set up. - What's going on?
- The cutest guy in Shunichi. - Yes.
- The cutest guy in Shunichi. - Here it is!
No matter what happened, they were rescued.
Then...
Light came in from the back of the temple.
There...
- What's this? - It's a golden...
"Skyagawa Daisuke" skull.
"Skyagawa Daisuke" skull...
- Can we have this skull? - He's a treasure hunter.
- That's right. - Oh!
- I see! - I see!
- Can we have it? - Me?
- Since we're here... - We've been here a lot.
- We've been traveling a lot. - Yes.
- Can we have it? - Yes.
- Can we? - Yes.
- Can we have it? - Yes.
- Yes, I think it's a treasure. - Yes.
- Shall we take it together? - You're being rude.
- Let's take it. - Ready...
"Skyagawa Daisuke" skull
How dare you! The golden "Skyagawa Daisuke" skull was stolen by me!
"Skyagawa Daisuke" skull
You're being rude! You'll wake up later!
Hurry up and run away! Otherwise...
Otherwise we'll be in big trouble!
Hello, everybody!
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?!
You guys stole my treasure!
Aha! The emperor is angry!
You guys don't know what's going to happen!
You're looking down on me?!
Did he run away?
He ran away!
He's over here!
Watch your step!
What's going on?!
There's something else going on!
Watch your step!
Excuse me, but can you do it one more time?
Give me that!
Ready, go!
Excuse me, but can you do it one more time?
The emperor is angry!
He ran away!
Watch your step!
He's over here!
Watch your step!
I'm sorry!
[Screaming]
Let's run away.
Wow, you scared me.
It's not money, it's not money.
You're spending a lot of money.
No, really.
Three o'clock in the morning.
This year, as a new treasure hunter,
five men faced a tough mission.
Overcoming numerous difficulties,
finally,
the time has come.
Everyone, the long treasure hunter training is now over.
I did it!
It's 2019 now.
Congratulations on your victory!
Thank you for your hard work.
Finally, I'd like to end with the mystery of the treasure hunter.
Then, I'll start.
As a treasure hunter, I, Matsumoto Hitoshi, will end it.
At that time...
Muscle training must have been tough.
What do you mean?
As a treasure hunter, I, Matsumoto Hitoshi, will...
It's over.
Everyone, out!
Then, I'll go home.
Are you going home first?
Yes, I'm going home.
Goodbye.
Everyone, I'm leaving now.
Really, goodbye.
It's over.
Who is it?
What is it?
The song finally begins.
I spit out poison that I forgot to throw away.
I threw away the smoke from the back of my school.
I spit out poison that I forgot to throw away.
If you enjoyed it from the bottom of your heart,
Master, you and I would have had a good time.
I'm an actress.
I show off my strength.
I'm a professional actor.
I'm a free spirit.
I can't reach you.
I'm alone and lonely.
I can't answer you.
I can't have you.
I whisper to you.
I just talk with you.
I'm a straight man.
I'm Takashima.
I show off my strength.
I'm an actress.
I show off my strength.
I can't cut off my hand without piercing it with a bullet.
Even if I'm attacked with a weapon, I can keep on fighting.
I can't cut off my hand without piercing it with a bullet.
Even if I'm attacked with a weapon, I can keep on fighting.
Congratulations on the New Year
Happy New Year
Thank you
What did you come up with this time?
It was artistic
I don't know what they are talking about
I don't know what's going on
I don't know what they are talking about
Thank you for using me as a kid in 2019