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"Kids' World's Strongest Comparison"...
"Don't Laugh"!
You again!
This year's theme is...
"Treasure Hunters"!
In a laughable dungeon, the five assassins await...
"The series' strongest in history"...
"Super Documentary Lineup"!
Today, we'll show you "treasure hunters" who shouldn't laugh...
a little bit earlier!
Please look forward to it!
"treasure hunters" who shouldn't laugh at all!
We'll show you "special" faster than anywhere else!
The other day, prior to the broadcast,
we had a press conference.
Thank you for coming.
I heard that you finished shooting safely this year as well.
I'd like to ask you about your impressions of the shooting.
Mr. Hamada, how was it?
As usual.
I was exhausted, but the most important thing is that everyone was not injured and finished safely.
Mr. Matsumoto, how about you?
Well, I haven't decided to do it yet.
You haven't decided to do it yet?
No, I'm already shooting.
It seems like it was really recorded because it was watched from various magazines.
No, it wasn't watched at all.
How about you, Mr. Hosei?
Well, really...
The average age of five people is over fifty.
Mr. Downtown is 55 years old and is at a great age to use his body.
No, but you also had a great look this year.
Are you going to say it now?
I know it.
I'd like to get rid of my white hair.
I have an ambition.
Do you mean emotionally?
That's great.
Next year, we'll have a Yamazaki Moriman showdown.
- Please come. - That's the only way.
We'll have no touch.
You bully me.
You won't have a Moriman showdown there.
It's like it's been a while since you saw me.
- It's not like that at all. - It's been a while since we saw you.
- Really. - Hosu-san said it too.
You're 55 years old and you're all getting older.
- You're all getting older. - We are.
With Fujiwara-san's promotion this year,
we're facing various trials.
When we're calm about certain things,
we say things like, "This person is our company's president."
While thinking about it, it's amazing that that person is turning the president's board at the end of the year.
Too many citizens came out and it's getting tough.
This time it's "treasure hunter".
I think there were various adventures and training because of that, but was there a special device compared to next year?
How about you, Hamada-san?
Well, it's always like that for this show, so of course there were various devices.
If I were to say...
You're persistent, aren't you?
Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry now!
Listen to me! Listen to me!
If you cry, I'll go to the bathroom!
Let's go! Let's go!
That's right! When I was driving in a jeep and got hit by a car, I managed to cover it up!
Don't cry! Don't cry now!
The 50-year-old members challenge "Don't Laugh" on average!
At last year's "American Police", there was a big conflict in the new trainees' training room where the five were waiting!
That's right. I was expecting it.
Really?
Yeah.
So I'm wondering, why are you wearing a design perm?
Gosei! Tanaka! Out!
You've been wearing design perm for a while now.
That's right. Come here!
What is this?
Oh, you're right.
Come here and stick it on.
You did it straight.
Oh, you're right.
The volume is pretty high.
Yeah, it's a little strong.
Come here and stick it on.
But it's fashionable.
Oh, but it might be better with waves.
It doesn't stand out like this.
What do you think?
It doesn't stand out like this.
It stands out like this.
What do you think, Tanaka?
It's amazing!
Let's stop it!
Out!
Let's stop it!
It's hot!
That's right, in a place like this...
What kind of smell do you smell?
Look!
You're still honest, aren't you?
I've never smelled anything like this...
Does it smell like katsuki?
Let's all drink katsuki.
Katsuki...
Like shitsugi.
Let's try it.
I don't know about this...
I want to drink it and spit it out.
Is it good?
Let me smell it.
It stinks!
Let me smell it.
What is it?
It stinks!
What is it?
It stinks!
What is it?
It stinks!
What is it?
It stinks!
What do you think?
Out!
What is it?
It's a battle!
Let's stop it!
Don't smell it!
It stinks!
Out!
It stinks!
It's scary, scary, scary!
It's a dangerous design, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a katsuki design.
It stinks!
It stinks, it stinks...
Mr. Hamada is holding it and it's coming out of it.
What are you doing? Doesn't it stink?
It stinks.
What can we do about it?
Your head smells.
Let me smell it!
Out!
After 15 hours of waiting,
there's another tragedy...
Tanaka doesn't fart, does he?
I don't know...
Is it that bad?
It's not bad, but...
But the one before, like Yama-chan, is the most embarrassing.
Even though she didn't mean to say it.
Kano-san lifted her up and...
If you reproduce it, will it come up again?
I don't know.
Can I say it?
Really?
But it was like...
I don't know about that.
It was like...
Wait a minute.
Hey, is anyone listening?
Stop it!
Wait!
It hurts!
Wait!
It hurts!
Stretch it out!
Stretch it out! Don't stretch it out!
It hurts!
It doesn't come out at all!
It's your fault! You should have drawn it earlier!
I thought it had nothing to do with it. I thought it was a reenactment of it.
It's a result, but because you didn't draw it, you got a famous line, didn't you?
Stretch it out! Stretch it out! Don't stretch it out!
If you say that, you'll get a famous line.
Stretch it out! Don't stretch it out! A famous line like that.
What? That's not it.
It's not.
You know it, don't you?
I don't know it.
No, it's not like that.
It's a different human being and it's different in sense.
It's pretty heavy.
Shut up!
Is it heaven?
Damn it!
Don't tell me it's heavy.
I saw it on the TV.
I saw it and it stinks.
Is it that heavy?
I didn't know it.
Really?
I didn't know it.
What is nice sense?
Do you need it?
I didn't know it was nice sense.
It's a joke, isn't it?
You really said it, didn't you?
What is nice sense?
I said it.
You said it.
I said it.
I thought I would say it after I said "one", but I said it more than "eight".
I thought I would say it with "two" and "one" but I said it with "three".
What are you going to do?
You are out.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
I know it, but I didn't do it.
Tanaka, look at me.
What?
But I really don't know.
Is it true?
I'm sorry.
PCY, PCY, PCY, PCY!
No more!
It's over!
No more!
And on New Year's Day!
It's the worst!
I have a stomachache.
Does the smell come from my underbelly?
I don't think so.
Really?
From the underbelly...
Excuse me.
Is it coming from there?
- You can't smell it? - No.
It's fine. It's not that bad.
It's going up and from where...
It's the boundary of smell.
It's not smelly. It's not smelly.
You keep saying that.
It's not smelly. It's not smelly.
It's not smelly.
- It's not smelly. - It's not smelly.
It's not smelly.
Every year, a lot of laughter is born in the new trainees' training room.
What will happen in "Treasure Hunter" this year?
Everything will be revealed on New Year's Eve!
What will be more powerful than last year?
Especially, I want you to pay attention to this!
"Treasure Hunter" at 24 hours, which you must not laugh at!
Broadcast at 6:30 p.m. on New Year's Eve!
Everyone, out!
We will now move on to questions from the reporters.
If you have any questions, please raise them.
I am Hashiba of Gakken TV Life. Thank you for having me.
The theme of this show is "treasure hunters".
Were you able to find any treasures?
Yes, I found one.
Please tell Mr. Tanaka about it.
Of course, there are many difficult times.
Like when you are sleepy.
But at those times, we can overcome them together.
It's like teamwork.
I said that at the ending of the recording.
That's right. I'm hiding it.
I might have said it after receiving it.
I might have said it in my head.
Next, if you have any questions, please raise them.
If you don't have any, that's fine.
My boss told me not to say it.
Mr. Tanaka is always helping us.
I'm Ushiro of JIP. Thank you for having me.
I'm Tanaka.
Why do you call yourself Tanaka?
I think many celebrities have become popular through this show.
Did you see anyone like that this year?
I think "downtown" will become more popular this year.
That's enough!
I think "downtown" will become more popular.
That's enough!
Celebrities who have become popular through "downtown" appear on this show.
Don't laugh!
Today, we have a story from "American Police" last year.
This is the story of "kosei" actor Kenichi Takito.
Wow.
Hey, Takito.
Why don't you just spit it out?
How long are you going to cover for that woman?
Detective, again?
As I've told you many times, I'm the culprit.
Stop it!
You don't care about your own life?!
I don't care!
I don't care about my own life!
I guess you're the only one who cares about your own life, Mr. Takito.
I've been in this business for a long time, but...
I've never seen an idiot like you!
Wait!
Let me go!
Takito...
How could you do this for me?
Why are you here?
You can't fool me anymore!
What are you talking about?!
I'm sorry!
I can't be happy with a normal face!
Detective, I did it! I killed her!
What are you talking about?! Don't be stupid!
It's true! I did it!
Detective, Tomochika is recording a video right now!
I did it! I did it!
Takito!
Tomochika didn't do anything! Believe me!
I did it all!
Takito!
I did it!
Takito!
Why are you crying?
I'll pay for my sins and be punished!
Why?!
She's crying.
Why?!
Your way of talking is funny!
I'm sorry!
You can't fool me anymore!
I'm sorry!
If you're Tachito, you can overcome anything.
Let's atone for our sins together.
What do you mean?
If I die, the truth will be in darkness.
What do you have? What are you going to do, Tachito?
Tachito!
What are you doing?
Tachito! You're lying, aren't you, Tachito?!
Don't play dumb with me!
Tachito!
I wanted to be happy.
Tachito! Tachito!
You're lying, aren't you, Tachito?!
Tachito, die.
Tachito...
Tachito!
You're going to die.
You probably made a mistake.
You did something wrong!
I'm sorry, Tachito!
Here it is!
I'm sorry, everyone!
I wasn't dead!
I was drinking happy medicine!
I hope you're all doing well!
I'm sorry, everyone!
I wasn't dead!
I hope you're all doing well!
I was drinking happy medicine!
I hope you're all doing well!
Variety! Do-do-do-variety!
Are you okay?
Yes!
I'm against the agency!
Oh, my!
I'm a big fan of actors and actresses!
Let me cool you down with my slipper!
Oh! It's cold!
Ouch! Ouch! I have a fever! Ouch!
Power spot! Door!
Open the door! Open it!
You're cute, but you're my partner!
I'll hold you!
Oh, that sad crying performance!
Excellent! Wonderful!
No, no, no!
You're the one who wants to cry!
While saying "happy boy",
in my heart, I'm unhappy!
Hey! Do you understand?
Go!
Happy boy!
Go!
Sing a movie!
Go!
Easy to dance! Easy to dance!
I'm watching you slide!
Suck it up!
Was it good?
Yes!
You're amazing!
You did your best!
You're amazing!
Go home!
You have a high sense of accomplishment!
This is it. This is how it's going to be. You know, right?
In the end, a woman is left alone. You know, right?
A woman is the only one who is sad and alone. You know, right?
You know, right?
Even this year's "Treasure Hunter"
From super popular actresses
To world-class athletes
She's got a lot of stamina!
And of course, of course, even that person!
A super-excited surprise guest appears one after another!
All of it will be revealed on New Year's Eve!
Next, please introduce yourself!
Shut up!
I'm a TV guide, Pak. Nice to meet you.
Last year, who appeared like "Jackie"?
Please let me know!
I didn't have a doll, but I'm rebellious again.
That's enough.
No, that's not enough.
I think you and Mr. Hamada don't hate each other just because you're doing what you don't like.
No, I don't think Mr. Hamada doesn't hate me.
No, I don't hate you.
I think he's doing it for fun.
No, I don't hate you.
Even if I go to the bathroom, I'm in a good mood.
I'm in a good mood.
When I'm in a bad mood, I take it off.
But when I say "I'll do it again", I take it off.
TREASURE HUNTERS 24 HOURS
Broadcast on Thursday nights at 6:30 p.m.
Everyone, out!
News for kids!
A series of "don't laugh, you'll die"
is live-streamed on video streaming service Furu!
Even "treasure hunters" who must not laugh
are left behind!
It's you!
From Thursday, let's not laugh and grow old together!
"treasure hunters" who must not laugh
is live-streamed on Thursday nights at 6:30 p.m.!
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