AISubs v3.4
Ladies and Gentlemen...
(Applause)
You've been waiting for me downstairs for a long time, haven't you?
Oh, really?
Yes. Did you get a good slap?
A slap?
I'll give you a slap.
I'll give you a good slap.
I didn't get it.
What's going on between you two?
Why do you look like you're about to spit it out?
Oh, really?
Yes, we were doing it.
Oh, really?
Didn't you eat it?
Bad...
Hey! Bad staff!
Hey! Hey!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Why do you lie like that?
All of a sudden...
I'm not lying.
What a... What a tone.
Are you kidding me?
Your face color is really bad.
It's not bad.
It's like you cut a water melon.
What's wrong?
I think I put on too much make up.
You don't have to put on make up today.
You're very conscious of your beauty.
Of course I am.
I don't know anything about make up.
I thought it doesn't matter.
You should do it.
It doesn't matter.
You should look beautiful.
You want to look beautiful.
If you want to look beautiful, you shouldn't look at me.
Tanaka san, what's going on today?
This year, "Don't Laugh" was released.
Is it okay to say that?
It's already been announced.
It was completely blocked.
That's right.
I was so scared.
It surprised me.
It's a group of five people leaving school?
Yes.
From the mountains.
From the mountains?
Isn't it like Google?
Google Earth?
It's not that far.
It's closer.
It's not that far.
It's not Google Earth.
It's only in your brain.
Are you stupid?
I was in trouble.
It said "Don't Laugh" at that time.
Really?
All of us took photos without laughing.
It was like a photo for that.
That's right.
It was blocked from the top of the mountain.
Well, you did it.
Yes, I did it.
Of course, I think I can say it.
This year, it's the 13th time this year.
I see.
The 13th time this year.
"Don't Laugh" itself is the 16th time.
That's how many times we've done it.
It's been announced this time.
"Don't Laugh" "Treasure Hunter"
What is it?
If you say it, what is it?
You did it.
But what is it?
That's right.
If you say it like that, it's always like that.
That's right, isn't it?
You don't care about what you're doing.
Last year, it was "American Police".
Nobody is American.
Not in Japan, either.
That's right.
Last year, "American Police 24 Hours", which shouldn't be laughed at,
was sent to the police battalion.
It's currently on DVD and Blu-ray sales.
You didn't say anything about last year.
Hamada is a little depressed.
I don't care about it.
That's completely Hamada.
I don't care about it.
He said he wanted to do it in a close meeting with the staff.
No, no, no.
He said he wanted to do it in a close meeting with the staff.
But you did it like this.
You did it like this.
You didn't do it like this.
That's right, that's right.
You were doing it with excitement.
I think it's Hamada's fault.
The public thinks like that.
No, it's not like that.
Once again, let's talk about how you felt about it.
This is your 13th time.
You're 55 years old.
That's right.
You're 110 years old.
That's right.
I don't know if there's a point in putting you together.
To be honest, you need to take illegal drugs.
You can't get over it.
If you're going to do it, let's not do it.
It's illegal.
Even so...
Let's do it just for that day.
We say a lot of things that we have no choice but to do it just for that day.
We'll keep doing it if it's only for that day.
We'll keep doing it.
It's physically hard.
Even though we're 47 years old, I thought it would be physically hard.
You're 55 years old.
It's really hard.
You should have taken it.
You know, we always go to a gathering place.
Please walk from there.
Take your bag and walk.
Wait here.
There is a sign.
You're riding a bus, right? Of course it's like a movie bus.
Yes.
No one speaks a word.
That's right.
Really.
It was especially bad this year.
That's right.
No one speaks a word.
Last year, only a few people spoke.
This year, no one will speak.
It's a new year, right?
I saw you all.
You've been looking outside for something you don't want to see.
All of you.
The scenery hasn't changed, right?
That's right.
The bus stops for about two weeks, so it stops.
Even if you see a sparrow, you feel happy.
I understand.
Do you understand?
I understand.
You're free.
You can fly.
Compared to that, we're like...
We were told by the bus.
We had to move for a long time.
It was silent for about 30 minutes.
Because we had to move.
That's right.
And the weather.
Who is at fault?
It wasn't good.
It definitely rains a little, right?
It does rain.
But it doesn't rain much in the weekly recordings of "Gaki no Tsukai."
That's right.
It doesn't rain this much.
It doesn't rain in the weekly recordings of "Gaki no Tsukai."
But it does rain only in those recordings.
I think someone will come out of there.
I think it's for sure this time.
Isn't it him?
It's definitely Ku-chan.
He's a good guy.
He's been out of the rain for about four years.
Don't laugh! Big success! Wild bomb cookie!
Let's look back at the famous scenes that have appeared so far!
Please enjoy the hit medley.
I can't even sing a trendy song
I'm supposed to be lame
It's been a year since I left you
Where do you think you're going?
I'll open it.
From both sides.
One, two...
None. None of them.
Let's open this one, too.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Nice to meet you!
What? You want a clue?
No, no, no... A treasure chest? A scratch?
Ah! Ah! Ah! That's it! That's it!
You want it?
Yes, I do.
If you want it, just ask for it!
It's "Grey" and "Metray".
Hello! Goel! Sugar Lee! Pecan futuristic day!
Jameson's songs and dances can be both E.C. and Anthem!
You're here! You're here, you bastard!
Who are you calling "bastard"?
Super Fries! Sit down!
Superfly?
Then, I've been waiting for you!
It's time for the song!
I've already sung it. There's no way it's right.
I don't know.
It's a little similar.
It's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
It's amazing.
This is nothing.
It's nothing.
It's amazing.
It's nothing.
It's amazing.
It's nothing.
It rained a lot when I was with Kuu-chan.
But when you say it...
That's true.
When you say it, it doesn't feel like it, does it, Kuu-chan?
What should we do?
But...
Well, there's no meeting room or anything like that.
For the past 12 years, "Don't Laugh" has been broadcasted on the big screen.
But it didn't get blessed by the weather and it rained.
"Don't Laugh" Hotelman 24 o'clock in 2009.
It's raining.
It rained from the recording start.
What?
It's true.
Even after that, the rain didn't stop and the shooting was done in bad weather.
Next up is "Don't Laugh" Hotelman 24 o'clock in 2010.
I'll do my best.
Good job.
Wait for me here.
Yes.
This year as well, it rains from the opening.
This is...um...um...
This is...um...
Hamada! End! Out!
For two years in a row, an opening was held in the rain.
And in 2015, "Don't Laugh" Hotelman 24 o'clock.
It's raining.
It's raining from the opening.
What will it be like?
I'm so annoyed.
It's raining from the opening.
In the past 12 years, bad weather like rain and clouds happened 7 times!
I'm sorry for being late, but please cover my nose.
How kind of you!
And what's amazing is that in October of this year, "Gaki no Tsukai" entered its 30th year.
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
"Gaki no Tsukai" aired in Heisei.
On April 3rd, 1989.
The two men were 26 years old at the time.
The show started when they were 26 years old.
"Gaki no Tsukai" was "Gaki no Tsukai", wasn't it?
They were 26 years old at the time.
Do you remember the first recording?
I remember everything.
October 3rd, Heisei.
Ask him where it was.
It was in Ootsuka.
It's completely different!
So you're from Shibuya?
You're from Shibuya, right?
Look! It's Mr. Hamada.
Shibuya... Shibuya?
Shibuya?
Where in Shibuya?
It goes up all the way up to...
Oh, so you're from Osho?
There's a lot of places in Osho.
Don't get fooled, everyone!
It goes up all the way up to Shibuya? That's crazy!
Yamazaki used to say it all the time!
I'm done with you!
You're leaving?
I've been there three times a day!
Between work and work...
Sandwiches...
It's amazing, isn't it?
Going to a health restaurant three times a day...
Is there a place in Shibuya? The first one?
It's called Epikuras in Shibuya.
Epikuras...
You'd probably walk up all the way up there.
You'd been walking since the opening, right?
That's right!
You'd walk all the way up...
Is that in Shibuya?
This is the opening of the first episode!
Let's do something interesting!
That's right!
They say you should do a manzai performance!
Yes!
You do a manzai performance in 30 minutes, right?
Apparently so!
But I don't usually do a manzai performance in front of people in Tokyo.
You don't, do you?
So today...
Including Yosumi...
I don't know what will happen, but I'd like to give it a try!
Yes!
It's quite common for Hosei-san...
Yes!
To do a manzai performance from the second episode!
That's right! He definitely does it!
He really does it!
He does it from the second episode!
Yes!
What is he doing?!
He does it!
I'm curious! I'm curious!
I finally got it before it went public!
But when you put it in your nose...
When you put it in your nose, I'm not going to hit you.
Because you're kind.
Because it's dangerous, right?
I see.
I know it's a bit late to say this, but...
But it protects my nose!
You're kind!
I'm going to keep it for 30 years!
You're an easy-nose-er!
I'm going to keep it for 30 years!
You're kind!
I'm going to keep it for 30 years!
You're going to keep it for 30 years!
Yamada-san, do you remember?
I remember it very well!
Asakusa's Mokubatei...
was the first convention we hosted.
At the time...
Downtown didn't know much about Tokyo.
Not that much...
There was a lot of fuss.
But it was like this.
It's like this now, too.
Kataya Kouhaku's audience.
Kataya Siri Babton's audience.
Beaten up, beaten up!
After the concert, they beat you up again in a different way!
That's what you think, right?
That's what you think!
I want to change "go go go" to "football hour".
What?!
Really?!
By the way...
What was the first thing we did for you?
I think it was...
eating curry udon without sauce.
I think it was like that.
Wearing white clothes...
And eating cleanly!
With the staff...
Can you say it more interestingly?!
That's what you think, right?!
Damn it! It can't be helped!
That's what you think, right?!
No, it's not like that.
It was really funny!
Curry udon...
Eating without flying...
I think we did that.
About 5 or 6 years later...
There was a talk with a man from Yoshimoto.
What is it?
I want to change Kokoriko to football hour.
Really?
I didn't know.
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know.
It's the first time I'm telling you today.
I didn't know.
What do you mean?
I wanted to push football hour.
You wanted to push it?
Without Kokoriko?
Without Kokoriko, I want to change Kokoriko and football hour.
That's what the big company told me.
Really?
I said yes.
You said yes?
No, I didn't say yes.
I thought football hour would be better.
No, no.
No, I didn't say yes.
No, you said no.
Yes, you said yes.
That's because...
It worked!
Please say it!
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not about football.
It's about family.
These five people
These five people are just right.
It's fun to push, but...
Even so!
Even so, don't say it!
The balance is different.
Don't mess with me!
But you can shake it, right?
You can shake it.
I didn't know that.
Did you go and see Ms. Hamada?
No, I didn't know.
Oh, you didn't know!
But I didn't know that.
I didn't know at all.
Because it's the first time I'm saying it today.
Really? If it was in my ear, I would have done push-ups.
I haven't done it for about two years.
I think you wanted to make it into blood.
Will you do that again?
It's coming out quite a lot.
It's amazing.
It looks like it can be changed.
I don't think it's that bad.
I changed it last week to chocolate brownie.
Last week?
Is it about last week?
We have something to talk about tomorrow.
I don't like it.
It's scary.
I don't like it.
I don't think it's that bad.
But...
In that sense, you've been doing it for a long time.
Since the second time.
You said you would quit.
I've been doing it for about 15 years.
If you don't mind us saying it...
But it's true. Futt's story is true.
You didn't know about it, did you?
No, we didn't know about it.
We didn't know about it at all.
But I heard you will talk about it tomorrow.
Chocopra will talk about it.
But Chocopra has already said no.
Shirinei Maechi-dori has also said no.
Who is it?
I don't know who it is, but...
I think it's Taro Keisuke.
Pinyo.
He will do his best.
And...
Pinyo.
If you don't know who it is...
Taro Keisuke.
You like him, don't you?
He always says what he wants to say.
I'm sure of it.
He always says what he wants to say.
If it's Taro Keisuke...
It might be Gao Gao.
Gao Gao...
Gao Gao might be good.
Right now, everyone is saying "ah"...
It's like "real, real".
"Real, real"...
If it's Taro Keisuke, can you accept it?
I don't want to accept it.
It's painful for us.
Of course it's painful for us.
Really?
You think it's painful for you?
It's like "real, real".
Do you really want to quit?
It's not like that.
But you don't know who it is.
That's right.
Your manager might be saying it.
That's enough, kid.
Scary!
There's no way.
It's not like that at all.
Scary, scary, scary...
It's not like "scary, scary"...
You shouldn't laugh.
Do you want to continue?
If we're allowed to say it...
How many years do you want to do it for?
At least...
Until Downtown 60...
Five more years.
Everyone's goal.
You're trying to do something else.
You're trying to kill me.
Don't say that in such a serious face.
You're making me nervous.
No, no...
I know it's hard...
But you're determined to do it.
I'm leaving it up to you two.
What's so bad about it?
Let's change it.
Let's do our best.
Let's do our best, girls!
How's the balance?
Come here, Hello Case.
Hello Case...
He's changed a lot.
You mustn't laugh!
American Police 24-hour...
DVD and Blu-ray...
"The Sun" is on sale!