AISubs v3.4
In the 3rd episode of "Useless Kids" we will play all the world's table games one by one!
We have done the 3rd episode.
Is there more?
There is more.
The world is wide.
You haven't done it yet, have you?
Yes, we got a lot of interesting games.
Why do I always have to be forced by Tanaka in this corner?
I can't accept it.
Me too.
Can you go in early and explain everything?
There is no way I can be forced.
How dirty do you think you are?
Don't look down on me.
This time too, we will play the table games collected from all over the world.
First of all, the game that Tanaka chose is "Harigari" from Germany.
To put it in one word, it's a speed card game where you press the bell as soon as you collect 5 fruits.
There are 4 types of cards.
There are only 4?
Yes, there are 4 types of fruits.
There are cards from 1 to 5.
We will distribute the cards and give them out one by one.
When you have 5 cards, you can use any fruit.
If you have 5 of the same fruit...
That's the goal.
If you have 6 of the same fruit...
You have to do it at this moment.
If you have 6 of the same fruit and you think you have 5 of them...
It's very easy.
It's easy.
Everyone did it at the same time.
First of all, we will distribute 6 of them.
What is the sudden pattern?
Please don't look at your own cards.
If you do, you will know.
This is mine, right?
Yes.
Let's do it.
It's difficult!
No, no, it's not difficult at all.
Do you want me to do it like this?
There's only one type.
This is good.
Endo picked it up.
Yes, I did.
These are all Endo's cards.
What?!
These are all Endo's cards?
Yes, in the end, the one whose card is broken wins.
If you lose your card, you lose your right.
You should have said it earlier!
I didn't think you would give me all of them!
Who will go first?
Endo will go first.
Here I go.
That's not it!
This is seven, right?
That's not it!
Earlier...
What's wrong, Reiro?
Since you're holding your cards, you have to hand them out one by one.
It's over!
It's over.
It's over!
It's not enough.
I got it.
I can't let you hand it out anymore.
I can't participate in this anymore.
Can you let me see it?
Okay, let's end it.
That's right.
Can I have this?
You can have it.
You didn't like this way of putting it?
The way you stack it?
That's right.
For now, Endo will do it.
Here I go.
Wow!
He's good.
He's good!
He's good at this game.
Wow!
Which one is it?
It's me, right?
It's a match between me and Masumoto-san.
Oh, you lost.
Why didn't you say it?
I couldn't say it.
If you say it, it's over.
It's a draw, right?
Yes, it's a draw.
If it's a draw, it's the last game.
I see.
It's decided who wins or loses here.
It's decided.
It's about the same.
Which one do you want to go first?
Then I'll go first.
One, two...
That's it!
No, no, you can't take it.
You can't take it.
That's right.
If you add one card now, the one with the most cards wins.
It's decided, right?
What?
It's decided, right?
No, no, no.
It's decided.
There's no such a lie.
Next is a game where you can play even if you don't like drawing.
It's a French speech drawing game.
Duplic.
One person will explain this picture.
And everyone will express their explanation with only sound.
With only words, right?
With only words.
It's like a speech song.
Yes.
It's about what kind of picture it will be.
For example, the person who will tell you will have this card.
What is it?
It's a picture of four maids.
I see.
They will explain this situation.
There are four maids.
They are facing left and walking.
Each of them is holding something.
And all four of them will listen and draw it.
After 90 seconds of time limit,
we will announce the 10 points hidden in the right of the topic.
It doesn't matter if you are good or bad at drawing.
There are many points.
The one who gets all 10 points will win.
This time, Tanaka will be the speaker and the other four will draw.
Before we start, I will tell you only the topic.
It is "breakfast".
I see.
I would like you to draw a picture of breakfast.
I will explain various things.
A man is sitting in front of the table and having breakfast.
A man has a very unique face.
A man is sitting in a chair and looking to the left.
A man is holding a newspaper in his hand.
A coffee and a hot cake are placed on the table.
A melting butter is melting on the hot cake.
On the left of the hot cake, there is a healthy food like flakes or cereal in a box.
I said that a man has a very unique face.
A man has a very unique nose.
To my surprise...
You said it too early.
To my surprise, there is a chicken on a man's head.
A chicken is standing still.
A chicken is peering into a newspaper that a man is reading.
To my surprise, there is a sun in the sky.
There is a sun, too.
If you think it is inside of a house, you may think it is outside of a house.
It has a super-thick sun and has a very beautiful appearance.
A delicious-looking steam rises from the coffee.
There are three kinds of breakfast on the table.
A man may not have shaved his beard yet.
That's all for today.
What? I missed three kinds of breakfast.
Is it true?
Isn't it too early?
It's too early.
There's too much information.
First of all, let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is this.
What do you think?
Is it that way?
Yes, yes, yes.
No matter what we do, we end up facing forward.
So we've told you all the information we can tell you.
There's cookies, hot cakes and cereal.
I haven't heard of it.
First of all, let's see what it is.
This is a flower, right?
Isn't it pretty bad?
There's a newspaper, a chicken, three kinds of breakfast, a hot cake, cereal and coffee, and the sun.
Am I correct?
Yes, you are.
There's a flower, a chicken, and a newspaper.
I've only heard of hot cakes, coffee and cereal.
There's no sun, either.
Are you the last one?
Why am I the last one? I didn't say anything.
There's a unique smell.
But first of all, you end up facing forward.
This could be a problem.
That's right.
There's coffee and cereal.
There's no cereal.
There is, but...
Wow!
I feel like the atmosphere is the closest.
But...
There's a winning candidate.
That's right.
I don't think we can win.
Is it okay?
Yes, please.
It's floating in the air.
Is it a prison?
The sun is shining brightly.
The line is thin.
What about the chicken?
I forgot about the chicken.
You forgot about it? You didn't hear about it?
You didn't hear about the chicken?
What about the newspaper?
You didn't write about the newspaper, either.
How do we decide?
We will give you 10 items.
We will announce the 10 items next to the topic.
1. The man's nose is bigger than the chicken's beak.
It's subtle.
There is no chicken.
2. The chicken is standing on the man's head.
There is no chicken.
3. The man's ear can only be seen up to one ear.
There is only one ear.
Is that so?
I think it's facing left.
4. There is butter on the pancake.
There is butter on it.
Is it butter?
It's butter, isn't it?
It looks like a pancake.
What is it?
5. The newspaper is written higher up than the cereal box.
Is it okay if it's higher up?
Yes, it's okay if it's higher up than the cereal box.
6. The man has a mustache.
Is it a mustache or a chin?
No, it's okay. It's a mustache.
It's smooth.
There is no mustache.
7. The man has a newspaper.
Hamada, you have a newspaper?
It's on the table.
The newspaper and bekommt are huge.
You have a newspaper.
You only said that much!
You missed the point, Hamada.
Tell us about the mustache.
But I think it's possible.
Of course it is.
I think it is possible.
I think it's possible.
8. The pancake is not on the plate.
9. The steam rises from the coffee cup.
10. You can see the wings of a chicken.
8. The pancake is not on the plate.
1. The pancake is not on the plate.
It's steam.
Is it steam?
It's steam.
It's strange.
Something is seen from above.
Something is seen from the side.
The space-time on this table is strange.
That's right.
It's distorted.
The space-time is distorted.
That's why it's disgusting.
That's right.
I don't know why it's disgusting.
The space-time is distorted.
That's why it's clean.
The next game is a one-on-one game.
It's "goblet goblers" in France.
It's a punishment game that we played when we were little.
It's a game where you line up vertically, horizontally and diagonally.
I know it.
That's right.
There are two pieces.
For example, you put it like this.
That's right.
For example, you put it like this.
You put it like this.
This is a reach.
You can put it like this.
That's right.
You can eat it.
You can do this kind of movement.
You can eat it.
It's a tournament format.
First of all, it's a penalty game against END.
I'll start.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, I see.
Goblet goblers
You can move this kind of thing, too.
I see.
I want this.
You can move this, too.
It's easier to understand if you don't move it.
No...
Oh, END.
Can I say something?
Goblet goblers
We are friends
Endo san
Can I say something?
What were you thinking?
Why do you ask me again and again?
Next, Matsumoto vs. Hama
I want to do like this
I know you do
I see
Can you make it move?
Yes, I can make it move
You have one chance
Yes
Can you make it move?
Yes, I can
I can make it move many times
Yes
It moves a lot
It is difficult
What will you do?
It is difficult
He is doing it alone
Yes
(Laughter)
Mr. Amato
Mr. Amato, you are great!
You are great!
You are great, Mr. Amato!
You are great!
What?
You should have won.
You should have done like this.
I am sorry. Please cut it.
(Laughter)
Please cut it. Cut it.
I totally missed it!
I see!
You are great! You are great!
It is interesting!
GOBLET GOBLERS FINAL MATCH is
TOSEI VS TAMA!
What kind of person is this strong person?
But, I think that big one in the middle is not popular anymore.
(Laughter)
It doesn't mean anything in the past.
It's like this, it's all set up.
It's good for tension.
It's a good battle, isn't it?
This will sell well.
This is interesting.
This will sell well.
But if you don't hold it down...
Ah!
Ah, that's not it.
We found you! We found you!
- We found you! - You're late!
- We found you! - But you're late!
- You're late! - You're late!
- We found you!
- You're late!
The next game is "German Bamboleo"!
Place a cork ball on a black stool...
On top of that, stand by a board with 27 different shapes of pieces on it!
From unstable boards, we'll take pieces one after another!
It's a balance game!
- It's already slanted. - That's right, that's right.
- But this one is heavier. - That's right, that's right, that's right.
- From now on... - Yes, it's almost done.
- Wow, this is tough, but it's fine. - First of all, is it this one?
- Ah, it's fine, it's fine. - Right?
- It's too difficult!
- He said it's too difficult.
- They're back on track and do the Bumbleone Challenge again!
- This time it's the other way around.
- Eh, are you serious?
- I'm scared, me too!
- Let's go back.
- It's definitely this one.
- I'm begging you.
- Ah, he got the Bumbleone.
- He got it.
- But even if you get it...
- That's right!
- That's true.
- Even if you get it...
- It's amazing if you go back in time.
- It's this one!
- But is it?
- What is that?
- Then it's this one, right?
- He said it's too difficult.
- I see.
- This one.
- I want to continue.
- Amazing!
- It's better to go back in time.
- Then is it this one?
- If it's like that, can we go back in time?
- Go with your feelings, Endo.
- I'll go with this one.
- Amazing.
Next, Tanaka.
Hosei.
Matsumoto cleared consecutively.
It's coming this way.
It's coming this way a lot.
It's scary.
On a day like this...
It's coming this way a lot.
But it's better than I thought.
It's coming this way than I thought.
I did it.
You can do it.
After this, he carefully took out the pieces.
He cleared consecutively seven times in a row.
This is bad.
But...
Taking this...
Do you have it?
In the middle?
I don't know.
I think it's okay for now.
But after taking this...
It has an impact.
Matsumoto, you can do it.
I'm sorry, but...
I think it's going to be hard for you.
Matsumoto, please.
You did it.
It's going to be difficult from now on.
I'm going to do it.
You can do it.
I think it's okay.
You can do it.
In addition,
Tamada, Endo, Tanaka and Hosei cleared consecutively.
There are six pieces left.
But this is surprisingly easy, isn't it?
It's a nipple, isn't it?
No, this is probably difficult.
No, but it's got a lot of cross on it.
If one of them disappears, won't it get more like this?
That's right, it does.
Right?
Huh?
No, it's not.
It slides all the way.
No, it does.
It does, doesn't it?
Well, well, well...
It went like "kyuuu"...
I don't think it went "gashan" or anything like that.
It went like "kyuu"...
Akira...
What kind of ending is this?!
Correct!
This is a big one!
This is the man we've been waiting for!
"American Police 24/7" can't be laughed at!
DVD and Blu-ray will go on sale November 28th!