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24 hours interview
24 hours long interview towards Nadal's humanity
And that's where Nadal says
Nadal's personality is often confused
He's a different type of bad guy.
He might get angry.
One night trip.
Let's go.
Like this, Nadal's punishment game is decided.
In the first episode of "Useful Things", Nadal's punishment game "World's Bad Guys and Men".
It's out.
I'm not an entertainer who meets a lot of people.
It's only twice a year.
We just had it last time.
That's right.
Why is it a punishment game?
You're lying a little.
Why do I have a punishment game with you?
It has nothing to do with you.
No one was delicious with you.
That's a punishment.
It's out.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Today... - Yes?
- We have a 24-hour interview for "Punishment Game". - "Punishment Game"!?
"Punishment Game"!?
W-why!?
It's like...
"Punishment Game" is like...
It's like you're lying a lot.
- You're lying a lot, Sky. - Because...
Going on a trip with Heipo in "Punishment Game" is already announced in our previous meeting.
I shouldn't have said "Punishment Game" in advance.
Please stop it. It makes me cry.
- I don't like it. - You're lying a lot.
"Heipo" is like you're going on a trip in "Pair Look".
- I see. - Is it "Punishment Game"?
- We're going to "Punishment Game", right? - Yes.
- You did something bad, didn't you? - No, I didn't do anything bad.
- You did! - No, I didn't.
- You've already done it. - I'm scared!
Why!?
Since the beginning of 1980, Heipo has been involved in TV programs.
- He's a heavyweight director. - You're thin!
It's not to say that he's extremely scared.
Sometimes...
I'm starting to sweat a lot.
Sometimes, he says things that you can't read.
- This is bad! - His personality is full of problems.
He's 63 years old without marriage.
Mr. Nadaru, is this your first time with Heipo?
No, it's my first time to be with him like this.
I've been watching him on TV for a long time.
He's a very cheerful person, but he's a little selfish.
- A little selfish? - Yes.
- You met him in Yoshimoto several times, didn't you? - Yes, I met him in Yoshimoto several times.
- Don't you remember? - At the theater?
- No, at the bookstore. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- At the bookstore... - It's hard.
- I don't know what to say. - It's hard!
"Nadaru's Punishment Game"!
"World's Heipos" and "Two Men Traveling"!
The rules of the trip are to carry out orders that are given from time to time, but not to show each other's shortcomings.
In any case, it's a trip full of smiles and fun!
What's the first order?
Let's announce the first order!
An order...
It's the opposite.
In a private conversation, find out about each other's humanity.
Go to your destination together and find out about each other.
A private conversation in a moving car.
Wait a minute. Isn't this too casual?
No, Jimny is very...
It's not casual.
What? Are we going like this?
Are we going together?
We'll drive you two.
No, let's all go together!
Nadal is going on a trip with his own car.
This compact Jimny is his favorite.
Even if it's a penalty game, if they can have fun traveling, it may improve Nadal's image.
The two of them are finally starting their journey.
What kind of journey will it be?
- Have you ever married Heiko Nishikawa? - No, I haven't.
- You were dating Heiko Nishikawa, weren't you? - Yes, we were dating.
- That was a long time ago. - After the show aired,
- I happened to meet her this morning. - What?!
- I'm going to use this for the show. - Did you have sex with her?
- No, I didn't! - You didn't?
There was a scary-looking guy behind me.
Don't pose like that!
- Heiko and I used to hang out together. - You did, didn't you?
- Yes, we did. - Back in the day...
- You like girls, don't you? - No, I don't.
- There was a time when I even hated humans. - For what?
They made me pose like that.
- And now you're making me do it? - I'm not good at it anymore.
- You're not good at it? - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - But...
- When you're not good at it, you don't enjoy it at all. - You don't enjoy it?
- You don't enjoy it. So...
- It's better for me to throw away my dick. - What?!
- When you guys get together, your dicks get bigger. - They get bigger?
- I don't get bigger. - You don't get bigger?
- When I get older... - You don't get bigger?
- Your dick gets bigger? - It gets bigger and...
- Your dick gets bigger and your dick gets bigger?
- My dick gets bigger because I make it. - Oh, I see.
- That's why you enjoy it. - Yes.
- Isn't that why men live half of their lives? - Yes, they do.
If you think we're done talking about Shimoneta...
- You look like you have a lot of money. - No, I don't.
It's not like that anymore. I can't even get 15,000 yen for a TV show.
What?!
- Do you think you can get 100,000 yen for a TV show? - No, I don't.
To be honest, maybe actors and actresses are doing their best,
but that's just acting. Everyone else is doing it.
- It's not like you can get 10,000 yen for a TV show. - No, I don't.
If you get that kind of money, don't you feel like spitting it out?
- That's a bit of a shocker. - Isn't it?
I thought you were getting more.
While we were talking about that, we came to Mother Farm.
The rules here are to have fun with animals.
(Animal-loving Nadare)
With their own vehicles,
the two of them will explore the farm and do experiments with animals.
Nadare, who loves animals, is very active.
- Did you eat it? - No, I didn't.
I won't give it to you. Take it yourself.
- No, I won't. - Take it.
Take it and eat it. I'll just leave it here.
Eat it!
Today's star is just Nadare.
Despite all of this, Heipo shows his presence by stealing the main character's coat.
This way, this way.
I'm scared!
I think he's fine.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay!
This way, this way.
I'm scared of this guy!
Who's scared of you?
I'm scared of you!
I can't leave you alone.
Poor Nadare.
No, you're not poor!
Speaking of Nadare and Heipo,
It's hard to say that they met animals.
Seeing that,
Nadare is also changing little by little.
Next up is Nossirei.
Is it over already?
Let's spend the night at the campsite.
No.
I don't think we can do it overnight.
Let's all go camping.
We can't end like this.
You said you'd leave at 7 in the morning, right?
Yes, 7 in the morning. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work, Takahashi-san.
You should pass the game.
I can't do it.
Nadare is in a moving car.
Takahashi-san is worried about Nadare.
He's playing a lot of games.
Everyone is having fun.
What are you doing in the morning?
He's reporting to his seniors.
To be honest,
I don't say it much.
Who says it?
I don't say things like that to my seniors.
But it's okay, right?
I feel sorry for them.
Diane-san and...
What?
Diane and what?
Kamai and Yamauchi-san.
Will you pay attention to me?
This is...
If you don't pay attention, leave me alone.
Ah...
Waiting for the sun to set, the wagon with two people goes to the campground, which is far away from people.
Are you okay?
I hate you. I hate you.
I've seen you many times.
I hate you.
You are...
I hate you.
I've seen you many times.
You've seen me, haven't you?
You may be mistaken.
Please take our faces.
Our faces, sir?
Yes.
Can I turn my face like this?
Yes, you can.
I'm scared.
Are you a soldier?
I'm so scared.
Hey, turn around, please.
It's dark.
I'm scared.
The soldier show has begun.
I don't like it.
What should we do?
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
Wait for me, soldier.
I'm scared.
No!
From now on, several cameramen will stay at the site and many staff will watch from a distance.
Let's go inside.
I really don't like rain.
I don't like it, either.
No way!
I'll take off my shoes.
No.
It's slippery.
What?
I was surprised.
Don't scare me.
What?
It's written here.
There are many bugs in summer.
For a while, Nadal and Heipo will stay in this tent.
Whenever there is an alarm, they open the envelope with a map and go to the marked spot.
They are now setting up cameras at the site.
Wait a minute.
You scared me! Don't scare me like that!
What's wrong?
You can't even do it raw?
It's not raining.
It's a typhoon.
This is the worst.
(Screaming)
After an hour, they're back to normal.
They're still worried about their jobs.
We've never been on a regular show in Tokyo.
- Not even once? - No.
I wish we could show up every morning.
- We have work every day. - It's amazing that we're on every day.
- I heard that from Kato. - That's right.
- It's still a threat. - It is.
We went to Abemae when we were working together.
- If you get carried away... - You're strong.
Can you be weaker?
- You look strong, but you don't hurt? - No way.
- You're weak. - No, I'm not.
You're too old.
You have to age a little more.
It's just getting started.
(Screaming)
- Stop it. - My heart is pounding.
- What do we do? Stop it? - Okay.
- It stopped. - It stopped?
- Open the hood. - Open the hood?
Stop it.
Make it a copy of "Eon Youshi".
Let's go to the shrine and take a commemorative photo.
- You don't want to go, do you? - I don't want to go.
Shrine, shrine.
To take a commemorative photo,
they rely on maps and head for the shrine.
All you do is complain.
- It's dark. - It's scary.
- Mr. Police Officer, please be quiet. - It hurts!
I'm supporting you from behind.
I'm scared of being avoided by people my age.
I'm also scared of being attacked by you.
- I'm getting red. - You're doing something in the double.
- So you should be quiet. - The water is boiling!
- What? - What?
What are you doing?!
I'm doing it, aren't I?
No, I'm not.
It's coming out of the telephone.
It looks like a monster is coming out of it.
I'm scared of trees.
You're scared of trees?
Wait a minute.
It says wild boars around here.
Seriously.
Wild boars are really scary.
It's a matter of life and death.
What is this?
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't like it.
I don't like it here.
What is it?
Heippo.
What is it?
It's a tree.
What are you afraid of?
I hate trees.
You said you were afraid of trees.
There are a lot of trees around here.
It's a tree.
It's a hat.
Is it a hat?
What is it?
Heippo is tired of himself.
I'm tired of Heippo.
It's my punishment.
It's Nadara's punishment.
Don't complain.
What is this footprint?
I'm scared.
I'm scared if I don't pray.
Yes, let's pray.
Nadara is bad.
I'm sorry.
Don't say that.
I don't know.
I'm bored.
It's a tree.
They commemorate in front of the shrine.
I'm really scared.
There's only wood.
Daisei!
Typhoon! I hate typhoon!
But it's wood.
Please forgive me.
Although it took longer than expected,
they obeyed the order and returned to the tent safely.
I'm tired.
You can't get tired on your own.
There's wood.
There's wood in the forest.
Heiba-san, let's not say normal things.
Let's not say normal things.
There's wood in the forest.
I'm scared of wood.
There's definitely wood in the forest from now on.
An ominous atmosphere floated in the tent.
In such a case,
a vulgar story will fill their stomachs.
Are there any interesting people you've met so far?
I thought you must be famous people.
Famous people?
I don't think it's possible for me to say.
For example, Rola-san.
Wow, you're going to a great place.
Also, Hashimoto Manami-san.
No, you're wrong.
At that time,
I thought I was going to win "King of Condor".
But it wasn't like that.
I wanted to see what it was like.
What do you mean?
I can't say much, but...
I want to see it.
Everyone wants to see it.
What a stupid story.
The next order is...
A commemorative photo shoot in a graveyard.
It's like "Downtown Samurai" here.
Please forgive me.
What did I do?
I didn't do anything.
I did my best to do a 24-hour interview.
I did a 24-hour interview.
On the way,
another order came up.
Why is my back like this?
Your back is long.
I did it!
A little more forward!
Pull me!
I got it!
Ouch!
Sour!
Why can't you eat this?
Come and hit me!
It's red!
I want you to forgive me, but look!
Look inside!
This is not funny!
Nobody is laughing!
It's red!
I saw it earlier!
Where are you going?
Let's go straight!
Are you still going?
Wait! There is something thrown away!
What is it?
It's a cliff, so this way!
It's a can!
No, it's a bottle!
Calm down!
It looks like a can at a glance!
I thought it was a can!
They took a commemorative photo and returned to the tent.
How much did it fly?
Seriously!
Are you angry?
I don't know!
Please forgive me!
Please!
It's a can!
What is it?
I didn't know!
It's a can!
You still have a can on you!
No!
Seriously!
It wasn't there earlier!
You don't have a can, you have a can!
Hey!
Please!
I'm tired!
If you don't say yes, you can't say yes!
I'm begging you!
He's angry!
The police station is starting to make noise.
As usual, the shooting is over.
Tonight, it's not over yet.
The tent life continues near the dilapidated plain.
What do you want me to do? Everyone is doing it.
Can you calm down?
I'm at my limit. I'm serious.
Let's eat hot food.
It's a good director to do it one more time.
It's amazing. How much do you do it?
It's more than before.
Are you guys crazy?
To be honest, you're popular, right?
That's in the past.
How many times did you do it?
I don't know.
How many times did you do it?
There are five times.
It's not fun to talk about it.
Let's stop fighting.
I know you're all 63 years old.
I don't want to do it again.
My teeth are numb.
I can't do it in the alarm.
Heipo is saying it's hard.
I'll do it, so ring the alarm!
I'll do it, too.
I can't do it.
It hurts!
My face hurts, too!
What happened?
The order continues.
Memorial shooting in ruins.
Can someone say "thank you for your hard work"?
Isn't there anyone who can say that?
It's just an "s".
"s" doesn't mean "good director".
"Director" is not like that.
I thought "s" meant "good director".
It's not like that.
Who taught you that?
It's crazy.
It moved!
The tree moved!
He's very energetic.
I'm going to die.
Like always, they arrive at ruins, scared of shaking trees.
Let's take a picture.
They wish for a memorial shooting.
Here is the only scary story of the night.
Are you okay?
It's dangerous.
I'm scared.
No! No!
Wait!
Let it end!
Every time they smiled, Nadal and Keipo set out on a journey with such a goal in mind.
When they first met, they talked about dirty jokes.
On the way, they ate together.
It's dirty.
They don't care about how dirty they eat.
Because...
They look alike.
However, when they met animals, their relationship was broken.
At night camp, they completely lost their smiles.
At least, at the end of the journey...
Smile!
That's not funny.
It's not funny.
At least, at the end of the journey...
Smile!
That's not funny.
It's not funny.
That's not funny.
It's not funny.
You're not coming.
What are you doing?
That's not funny.
It's not funny.
This is really...
What are you doing?
Don't touch me!
Wait!
Are you going to win?
Stop it!
Are you going to win?
What is it?
This time it was like this.
Is it okay? Do you forgive him?
Of course.
No.
What is it?
I don't like it.
This is too funny.
I want to watch the second episode.
Okay, you two.
See you in the second episode.
Thank you for watching.
I want to die.
He is nervous because he is big.