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Tonight's kid's servant is
Takanori Nishikawa
Tonight's guest is Takanori Nishikawa and Arisu Kirosu
Sumo-ho-na-shi-de-machi-yo-se special
Who is it?
So you started with me?
No
You abandoned me and took a young woman?
Oh no
We cut parts of the show "Yamawaki Nishikawa Kimura"
And released unpublished scenes "Mr. Buffy Tokiwa"
Sumo-ho-na-shi-de-machi-yo-se special
Tonight's guest is
Takanori Nishikawa and Arisu Kirosu
Tonight's guest is
Takanori Nishikawa and Arisu Kirk
Tonight's guest is
Takanori Nishikawa and Arisu Kirk
I'm such a gentleman
Each of you will go to the place you imagined with the given topics.
This project won't end until all of you gather!
As guests, Takanori Nishikawa and Aris Hirose will join you.
The seven of you will aim for a game clear!
Or else, if you meet each other, you'll immediately disband.
As jokers, Iyo Matsumoto will also join you!
The first topic is...
This one!
I got it.
What?!
I knew it!
Get in the taxi.
12 hours and 10 minutes.
Game start!
If we start now, it'll be a good start, right?
Yeah.
I often went there.
When I caught a cold or something like that,
I went to the center of Ebisu.
When you get used to Thailand and go to a hospital like that,
you'll think of it right away.
In any case, I'll go to Sannou Hospital.
Everyone will aim for the same thing and make the car run to their destination!
People who watch TV...
I think there are a lot of people who know that Matsumoto is right.
But in the end, this game is about majority vote.
That's why...
I want to gather smart people and do it.
The number of members is pretty weak, isn't it?
The percentage is really low, isn't it?
If you say that, there are only five of us.
No, it's low.
But like I said, it's Amagasaki Industrial High School.
It's mechanical, so the percentage is...
Well, even if you say it...
There aren't about 32 people.
Hahahahaha!
How was it?
What disease did you have?
Terony.
It's terrible.
I still have three prefrontal cortex.
Right, Inkei?
I still have three prefrontal cortex.
But it's getting better.
It's a rare disease.
One in 500,000 people have it.
How is your jaw?
My jaw is funny.
I can't laugh.
But it gets better soon.
You don't have any pain now, right?
No, I don't.
But I can't laugh.
When I hear that I can't laugh, I feel sick again.
I can't laugh.
Matsumoto is heading to Juntendo again.
Did you go to a hospital?
Actually, I haven't been to many hospitals.
Hamada-san, you like hospitals, right?
Yes, I like hospitals.
But I go to bed and go to bed right away.
I'm weak mentally and physically.
So I go to bed and go to bed right away.
I haven't been off work for a long time.
I've been working for 35 or 36 years.
But I haven't been off work for a long time.
I haven't been off work for a long time.
I've been off work for two or three times.
I've been off work for a while because I was sleepy.
Everyone has arrived at their destination!
Checking their whereabouts on the same day tour!
No matter how you think about it, it's Juntendo, right?
Huh?
Juntendo...
Hirose is at a hospital affiliated with the University of Tokyo Medical Department.
Where is that?
It's Endo, but...
Everyone, have you been watching the news lately?
It's a little strange, but...
It's Nichidai! Nichidai Hospital!
Nichidai Hospital?
If it's there...
Director Uchida might come out!
No one can meet up at the hospital!
And the second topic is...
A place you go for the first time after leaving school!
This topic brought flowers to the members' memories!
First, Hamada's first situation story!
Have you ever come here before?
No.
Oh, I have! I have, but it's Kitasenju.
Kitasenju?
No, I had a friend back then.
I stayed at his house in Kitasenju...
We said we'd go eat here, and we went to Ginza...
I asked him what he was going to eat and he said he'd eat pizza.
I went with him and he said, "What's a pizza?"
"What's a pizza?" I said. It was the first time I ate it.
Kanaka's memories of Shibuya!
When I was working at a cafe in Shibuya...
Oh, really?
Yes.
What kind of job did you do?
I worked at a cafe.
I worked as a waiter.
It was a cafe with a lot of young women and customers.
I have thick arms and legs.
I was working as a waiter.
I got a complaint from a customer and was sent back to the kitchen.
I felt bad.
The clerk said I felt bad.
I thought Tokyo was tough.
Hosei's memories of Itomo.
Is Itomo you, Hosei?
It hasn't been decided yet, but I've been a guest a few times.
When I first came out on the telephone,
a customer suddenly said, "When is Itomo?"
When you were filming?
Yes, during a live broadcast.
When is Itomo?
Suddenly, I heard a loud noise.
I had prepared a lot of things for the talk show.
Really?
You went to the commercial right away.
You're the weird one here.
Mr. Tamura said.
I was forced out of the show.
That's the worst.
There was a teddy bear sitting next to me.
You're making it funny.
That's Mr. Tamura's ad-lib.
In an old show called "Romper Room",
when Mr. Utsumi Midori was doing a live show,
a child shouted, "Chikko, chikko!"
The child disappeared during the commercial.
A teddy bear sat next to the child.
That's what happened in the past.
On the other hand, in Hirose Ares' company,
when it comes to manga as a hobby...
That's right. When I first talked to Mr. Matsumoto about manga,
that's right. When I first talked to Mr. Matsumoto about manga,
different fetishes and things you like look perverted, don't they?
So one day I saw from Mr. Hinose that you were putting on muscle like that.
Oh, I'm already a pervert.
And right at the end of the year or the beginning of the year, I raise that muscle.
Oh, you're posting something on Twitter.
That's right.
I think that's what it is.
The first place to go with their memories!
Hosei arrives one step ahead of Shinjuku Alta.
If you say my memories here, I think it's good.
And of course, the meeting place.
I was waiting for you with a girl.
Did you pick up or anything?
I did.
Mr. Matsumoto is in that car.
Oh, I'll be right back.
I'm sorry to say that.
Do you honestly say you're Mr. Matsumoto?
Of course.
That downtown.
I'm going downtown.
Are you excited about the young days of hitting on stories?
Hosei is curious about something.
If I say Mr. Hinose now, will you be surprised?
No, I don't know.
I'm not going to be at all.
Really.
I don't like it at all.
You're holding back, aren't you?
Are you holding back?
You don't have to hold back.
Not at all.
That's amazing.
Hosei is surprised at his own popularity.
However, even if Matsumoto joins them...
If you look at it from a distance...
As expected, the topic is...
There's no one here at all.
Right?
No, no, it's not like that. It's the general public.
Oh, it's the general public?
Yeah, it's not like, "Kyaaa!" or anything like that.
Not at all.
Oh, that's great.
If Matsumoto-san comes, everyone will stop for a bit.
I also thought that there would be no entertainers around there.
If there were, there wouldn't be a space like this.
No, it's not like that at all.
I can't wait for a telegram or anything like that.
In front of an altar.
Even if everyone notices me or doesn't notice me...
If I say, "Isn't this terrible?"
The staff will say, "No, this is what Tokyo is like."
This is what Tokyo is like.
No, but that's what brought you together, right?
No, you're too much.
I'm really...
From over there...
You're definitely not a talent anymore!
That's enough!
How many times are you going to say that?
(Matsumoto-san, you're a genius!)
You're...
Really...
You're definitely a talent.
"Waiting for a call without a smartphone" special!
In a place where they're going for the first time in Tokyo...
The two teams have gathered.
The next topic is...
University!
In Hamada and Hirose's car...
Hirose's private story...
Do you drive?
I don't.
Oh, you don't?
Usually...
If I say, "I want to go here," "I want to go there"...
I know the way.
But you don't have a limited number of places you go?
I don't have a limited number of places I go?
You don't, do you?
No.
It's too far...
I can't go out...
It's too much work...
It's young but it's too much work...
Let's go out more...
I start cooking because it's too much work to go out for a meal...
There is Meiji University in front of you.
What are you talking about?
Meiji University? Do you think so?
I'm sorry.
And Matsumoto and Hosei...
I've never thought of going to university.
Really?
Why?
I don't know.
Did you get a job at a part-time job newspaper?
Yes, yes, yes.
In high school?
Yes.
Engineering high school?
Engineering high school.
My grade was 69.
Liar!
But the teacher said, "Isn't it that much?"
I don't know.
He's a crazy teacher.
Oh, yes.
You and Nijikawa were a little nervous.
We were.
When we were at the hospital, there was an atmosphere like that.
I was wondering what to do with you two.
Why?
Arisu-chan, are you in trouble, too?
But if you go that far, you might think it's okay.
Our ages don't match at all.
If that's the case, who is it?
Shino-san?
Ikenami Shino-san?
Yes, Ikenami Shino-san.
What should we do?
I don't know what to do.
Who is it?
Natsumi-san?
On the contrary, I have no choice but to turn on the switch and do my best.
I can only think of it as a cheerleading club.
How interesting is it on TV?
At that time, in Takanori Nishikawa's car...
I'm sure you two will absolutely hate it,
so I'd like you to do it overseas or in rural areas.
You don't like staying overnight, do you?
That's what it's like.
And then there's a barracuda.
But I'd like to go outside.
Then please come.
You've seen it quite a bit, haven't you?
I don't know what I'm going to say at any time.
I've seen it all.
You've seen it all, haven't you?
It's like a duty for me, too.
I feel like Inomoto.
You're in the same league as Inomoto.
I don't say, "When did you say that?"
I say, "Oh, you mean that?"
But if I explain it, you'll be irritated.
In this theme, six people except Endo have arrived at Tokyo University.
This is the end of the game, isn't it?
It's a theme, isn't it?
It's only here, isn't it?
Endo is the only one left today.
However!
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry, I've been waiting for you!
I'm sorry!
Joker, Iyo Matsumoto arrives!
One, two, three, four, five!
Six people disband!
To free dash!
I told you, didn't I?
I have an appointment at three o'clock today!
Don't say that!
I told you, didn't I?
What appointment?
Don't say that!
No smartphone, special appointment!
Starting from scratch!
The fourth topic is "departure"!
Well, when I think about it,
there are seven of us,
and only Iyo-chan is going to a completely different place.
I thought it was quite difficult.
I'm sorry to say this so suddenly,
but I'd like to make "Joker" into "Endo".
Then everything will go back to normal.
It's already over, isn't it?
If we redo the opening "Today's Joker is Endo",
it won't end anymore.
All we have to do is edit it and that's it.
Matsumoto, Hosei, Tanaka are "Nihonbashi", "Mitsukoshi"
Hamada and Hirose choose "Shinjuku Isetan".
Matsumoto is the first to arrive at "Mitsukoshi".
It's here, isn't it?
If it was here, it would have ended.
Here you are.
Good luck.
Thank you.
I'm doing my best.
I didn't notice it at all!
This is it!
We can only think of this place.
If we talk about department stores, it's here.
It's number one in Japan.
That's right, if you think about history, it's definitely here.
It's definitely here!
That's right.
I think so, but the name is different.
The name is different.
I think that's because they have a product.
I don't think we are all here
But I hope we can find out who is rich
I hope we can find out who is rich
Gentleman
I was told I was corrupt
The three of them arrived at Nihonbashi, an adult city
Matsumoto got himself together
I want you to cheer for me
I can feel it
I think you are rich
I can't stop praising myself
I'm not dirty
I'm just rich
As a human being
I don't have a lot of money
I just have something
I think about the overall balance of the show
When I go to various places
As a producer of Nihonbashi
I want to have a picture like this
Directors want this
Viewers want to see various places
That's kindness
That's also kindness
I don't think I'm rich
They are rich
At that time, Hirose Alice chose Shinjuku and Isetan.
Once again, they successfully met in Hamada.
As you can see from the results in the department store,
on this day, no one has met Zeff's Endo.
He's said to be the last person left in the entertainment world.
If he dies, the entertainment world will really end.
No smartphones, waiting special!
The fifth topic is a golf training ground.
Hamada, who loves golf, and Hirose aim for the outskirts of Shinjuku.
It's tough because you don't lose gold, but is there not much other than Shinjuku and Kasai?
And also Himonya in Meguro.
Himonya?
Yes.
But even if you say it, the outskirts are the most famous.
That's right.
Yes.
Either way, it's a service problem.
It's a service problem, really.
Endo should know everything I just said.
He'll know where to choose.
It's just the west coast.
But Endo-san, if you don't meet...
That's right.
Really...
It's strange, isn't it?
Yes.
You're always so polite.
You've changed since the opening.
You've been filming alone all day.
On the other hand, Matsumoto, Hirose, and Tanaka's trio of men...
I really want to be an old-fashioned golf player.
But it's impossible.
You can't do it.
Hamada always gets in the way.
It's been like this for a long time.
- Hasn't it been like this for you? - Of course.
- Has it been like this for you? - Of course.
- It's like a love story. - Yes, yes, yes, that's right.
It's like a coincidence.
- Can you raise the cooler a little more? - Yes.
It's too hot to talk about Hamada.
But I think Alice-chan would feel even worse.
Alice-chan is in the middle, right?
Yes, that's right.
- In the middle. - In the middle.
- She's struggling. - Yes, yes, yes.
If you like it, you can touch it a little.
No.
He's said to be the last sexual harasser in the entertainment world.
If he dies, the entertainment world's sexual harasser will really disappear.
- He's said that. - No.
And at Jingu Golf Course...
Matsumoto, Yama-chan and Tanaka.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Amazing! All seven of them successfully joined!
- Who are you?! - Who are you?!
However, where did Matsumoto Io head to?
Io-chan, where are you now?
I'm at Himonya Swing.
Himonya Swing!
I did it!
All seven of you made it to the swing golf course!
I just met Mr. Sanma by chance
You just met Mr. Sanma?
What?
At Himonya?
Mr. Sanma is also going to Himonya
What kind of face are you making?
No, no
If we all went to Himonya, it would be a big deal
Why would you say that?
It's hard for me to make a face like that
Yeah
It's big and delicious