AISubs v3.4
Ladies and Gentlemen
Ladies and...
Well, well, I don't know yet.
It's just right.
Ah, I see.
I know.
It's amazing, isn't it? It's the first time you see it, isn't it?
Downtown, right?
When you see it for the first time, it's more charismatic than you thought.
It's different, isn't it?
It's not something you can do just by dancing.
Is it okay for me to do it?
Even if you fight, you'll lose your charisma.
If you have a little charisma, you can just go and get it.
So, what do you think of the license interview?
Well, if you take it...
You know, when I say something like this, it's like this.
If you take the license interview, you can't trust the audience.
Is this level okay for you?
It's better for you to say it!
If you take the license interview, it means that Jai's food is delicious.
It's like freshly cooked food.
It's completely different from freshly cooked food!
No, Jai has been doing well lately!
You guys' talk is basic!
It's basic! It's basic!
What do you mean, "basic"?
It has to be a strong curry.
You know...
You can't really go out and drink with girls, can you?
What? With girls?
With girls.
Don't you go?
No, I don't go.
Why not?
You go! No, I don't go.
Let's go for a downtown date.
Why do you always...
No, no, no.
From a girl's point of view...
Even if you don't have an ulterior motive...
There are girls out there, right?
No, there aren't.
There are!
What do you mean?
You know, like, someone's friend calls their girlfriend over...
and she's calling back her friend...
for example.
And you know...
And you drink.
And you know...
So you have a boyfriend or something like that.
Right, right, right.
Right?
And you're like, "Yeah, I do."
And the next question is like...
When was the last time you had sex?
Or something like that.
I don't go for that.
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
It's a bit of a seguhara...
If this gets recorded and cut off, Matsumoto will say "seguharashi" and this will happen again.
Not everyone can say "put out all your smartphones"!
That's weird! It's too much to drink!
It's too much to drink, yes.
For now, it's dangerous, so put it out for me!
Put it out and say "OK"!
It's dangerous!
But it still makes you feel bad!
Of course! Of course!
Even if you only have one smartphone now, it's not limited!
There's no reason for me to do it.
I'm really going to force you to do it.
OK!
But if you force me to do it, no one will say anything!
There's no need for me to do it!
In a bad way!
Is there a way you don't need me to do it?
Do you need me to do it?
I can do it if you want me to do it.
Other than that, do you need me to do it?
You are a big boy.
Do you want me to do it?
Of course I do!
Do you want me to do it?
How much do you want me to do it?
I don't know.
Even if you force me to do it, of course I will do it, right?
No, no, no. If you force me to do it, you will cut me off, right?
I know that.
Why?
What can't you do?
No, we are not talking about that now.
No, no, no.
What do you want me to do in the future?
It's not one against one.
Even you can't do it, right?
You still have such ambition.
That's enough!
You are not ambitious!
If you don't want me to do it, at least let me do it!
If you want me to do it...
I see.
Don't force me to do it.
Let's do it together.
I don't want you to do it!
Let's do it like this.
Let's sit like this.
Let's stand side by side like this.
Let's put in scissors one by one.
You will die!
You will fall.
I'm scared.
I discovered something amazing.
What is it?
Some of you may have noticed it.
I'm touching this side.
Did you know that?
A little...
I'm touching it a little.
What?
You know it, right?
I've known it for a long time.
When I look at it from behind...
When I walk...
This is normal for me.
Really?
I'm touching it.
I didn't know it.
I didn't know you walk like this.
You are thinking about me again.
I noticed it recently.
Can I say something?
It's interesting.
I'm serious.
It's primitive.
Why are you taking it off?
It's primitive.
Can't you do it?
No, I can't.
I noticed it recently and I was surprised.
I'm precious, aren't I?
Look at me.
I can't turn this way!
I'm serious!
You can do it even if you spit it out!
I'm serious!
It's really like that!
It's definitely because it's bent this way!
No matter how many times I do it, it's like this!
As it gets faster and faster, it becomes like this!
It's not your intention!
No, no, no! It's really different!
Is it possible?
Then you do it!
You don't want either of them, do you?
You know...
You're such a bad joker!
We're serious about this!
No, no, I didn't turn around, so...
No, no, no...
The more you speed up, the more you speed up.
When did you realize that?
No, no, about two weeks ago.
Two weeks?!
Really, really, really.
So...
Even if you do it this way...
Sometimes you have to do it this way.
You should do it with that in mind.
Can I do it?
I'm serious!
Here I go!
What are you doing?
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I'm serious!
Really?!
No, I was surprised!
No, this is...
It's primitive, but...
I thought so!
I knew it!
I'm glad you didn't do it, but...
You're slower than that!
You're an old man!
Move faster!
If you do...
You're holding it backwards!
What are you doing?
I had to go faster, so I went backwards.
Why did you have to go faster?
When I got excited, I went backwards and held it.
Choro class?
Why did you go backwards in the first place?
It's really like that.
Is it?
It's really like that.
It's tough.
What about soccer?
Do you watch soccer?
A little bit this time.
As expected.
A little bit.
Do you watch it from start to finish?
No, I can't watch it from start to finish.
I see.
But...
I'm not trying to get you into trouble, but...
Do you do something like...
Ja...
Ja... something... sports...
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Ja... something... sports...
Yes, I do.
You do, right?
What is sportsmanship?
What do you mean?
In soccer...
You say "ah... ah... ha..."
You say it even when you don't want to.
I think so, too.
What is it like?
You say it even when you really want to, right?
Of course.
You say "ah... ha..."
You're lying!
And...
If you can't play the flute...
You say "ah... ha..."
That's...
Well, you know...
You do something so revealing like that?
Can you do it like that?
Well...
Well... I want a chance, you know.
Even if you say so.
Starting this year...
Video judgment.
Yes, yes.
I do it.
I also watched baseball.
You hit...
And you cross play...
Yes, yes.
Right?
And...
The referee...
Says "safe"!
Yes.
There was...
No "touch"!
Yes.
Your feet were apart...
Yes.
"Ichiruishu"?
The first...
What is "touch"? "Ichiruishu" is...
You shouldn't say "touch" at that time.
Isn't it "niruishu"? "Ichiruishu" is like "take it away".
Oh, is it? Yes.
Before, "touch" was...
Because "touch" wasn't there, it became "safe". Yes.
Then...
The director came out... Yes.
"No, you were "touching" just now, weren't you?" Yes, yes, yes.
And we started arguing... Yes, yes, yes.
And...
The video was judged... Yes, yes, we did.
"Let's do it", it became like that. Yes.
And when we saw the video... Yes.
"You were "touching" just now, weren't you?" Yes.
Right? Yes.
"You were "touching" just now, weren't you?" "Out"! It became like that.
Yes, it did. It became like that.
"You were "touching" just now, weren't you?" "You know it, don't you?"
Before...
Before the bass came in...
The video's Aidamon was completely broken.
Um...
What kind of nerves do you have?
What kind of nerves do you have?!
Um... I don't say "you were "touching" me!
Why?! If it were me, I'd say it!
No, the video's good, it's good!
I'd say "I got a lot of points here!"
If it were me, I'd say it!
That'd make the fans...
The fans feel great!
Ah, he's really honest!
I'd say it!
I'm sure I got points! You know it, don't you?!
I have a sense of humor!
They'd go "paaan"! When they saw the video.
I want to know how they feel.
What do you mean?
I want to win.
If the government tells me...
I didn't touch it.
I couldn't check it in the video.
I thought I didn't touch it.
If the government tells me...
Of course.
Do you want me not to touch it?
This is scary!
That's...
I'm not saying it's not allowed!
I was touched a lot, but...
I'm not saying it's not allowed!
That's enough!
Is that okay?
So we are saying it's okay.
I'm not saying it's not allowed, but...
Wait...
This is bad!
I'm a professional!
What?!
Cucumbers are growing.
Will Yuta be mad?
What?
That I was touched?
That I was touched while watching a video?
He won't be mad, but...
When he comes back from the bench, the coach will say...
What are you saying?!
Maybe...
I don't know!
What's wrong with you?!
You don't have to watch the video!
I'm like Yuta!
But I'll watch the video, just in case.
I watched the video...
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right or wrong. I didn't know how it was like.
I decided not to be touched!
I asked him, "What are you going to do with me?", and he said...
I was touched!
If that exists, you shouldn't say it, right?!
You always get touched!
I know you're being touched!
You're not stupid!
You're being punched!
But you're not being touched.
What do you think about it?
I don't want you to know.
The government said it.
What do you think about it?
What do you do when you know you're being touched?
I'm out.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
No, no.
What?
You have something to say, right?
What is it?
You have something to say, right?
No, I'm not saying I'm out.
But, no, no, no, no!
Touch?
What?
It's about touching.
Yes, yes, yes.
You had the intention of being touched, right?
Yes, yes!
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
You're making me crazy!
What is it?
When I get home, my wife will definitely say,
What is that?
You were touched, right?
No, I'm not.
Why didn't you say so?
Dad, why didn't you say so?
Who said it?
What is it?
Say it!
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
I wonder what it is.
Even if it's a catcher,
I'll say, "You were around here."
No, no, no, no, no!
It's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold!
No, it's not cold!
It's cold!
It's exposed, it's exposed!
It's cold!
It's exposed, it's exposed, it's exposed!
No, no, no!
It's not this bad,
but it's not this bad!
Commenters, you know!
It's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold!
Even if Ryan does this...
I'm definitely going to wait for a catcher.
Well, well, I don't know.
I'm not used to it yet.
"Gakinosukai Special Edition"!
With no smartphones, we welcome you with a waiting special!
Saturday and Sunday, 11 p.m. and 30 seconds!
This game is already over!
Well, soccer is terrible too.
Oh, I see.
I know!
The way you receive it is terrible.
Receive it?
The way you receive it.
Receive it?
Well, I don't know about that either.
Why?
I think it really hurts.
For a moment, right?
Because it hits you.
You say "ah, ah, ah", but...
You're definitely waiting for a catcher, aren't you?
Well, well, I don't know.
I'm not used to it, but...
It hurt, but...
You're definitely lying.
We're not evil, you know!
But if you look at it like that, you won't enjoy it.
Isn't that enough?
If that's the case, then when I get caught up in you...
Too long! Too long!
I want to do it, but I can't. I'm going home today.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Sorry, applause! Sorry, sorry!
There's a judgment in martial arts! How do you judge whether it hurts or not?
My brain is going crazy.
Your brain is going crazy?
I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy.
I'm going crazy.
Idiot!
I want to eat all kinds of things.
I still have ideas!
That's enough!
I'll tell you one thing.
Oh, really?
Hamao-san, you turned 55 years old the other day.
Yes, I'm 55 years old.
When you watch a lot of shows...
Huh? I can't say my name.
Huh? What was it again?
It seems like you're getting really bad at remembering things.
So I heard it's effective in preventing bokeh.
Why don't you do some training using the recovery method?
The recovery method reminds you of the past while you talk.
It stimulates your brain and seems like it also stabilizes you mentally.
I'm doing it?
Don't you have one?
Oh, I have to drink something.
But I feel like I'm better than you, Hamao-san.
What are you talking about?
For example, I have two topics.
The first one is "What did you eat last night?"
Huh? I can't say my name.
It's pretty bad, isn't it?
Can you see me?
How can you say "sup" like that?
You're wrong.
Where did you go last night?
I finished work last night and I ate Spanish food with my staff.
It doesn't show at all, does it?
I ate it at home.
What?
I ate it at home.
What did you eat?
I'm scared. I'm really scared.
Are you serious?
I'm not scared. I ate a lot of things.
No, no, no.
I still have it.
It's my home.
Doesn't it show?
Did you eat it at home?
I ate it at home.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Did you cook it?
I did.
What did you cook?
It shows up there.
It does.
I know it.
What did you order?
I know it.
What did you order?
I know it.
Then say it!
What did you eat?
I ate it.
What did you eat?
What did you eat? I know it.
If you can't say it, I won't ask you anything.
This is the easiest one.
Do you remember the elementary and junior high school teacher?
Can you say his name?
Do you remember the elementary and junior high school teacher?
Can you say his name?
Do you remember the elementary and junior high school teacher?
In elementary school...
That... That...
The three-stage side kick shoot!
Kawaii sensei!
You're joking!
It's the side kick shoot, it's correct!
Yes, it's the side kick shoot when he gets mad.
Kawaii, Kawaii. What's wrong?
Kawaii, what's wrong? Kawaii, what's wrong?
There's one in English!
Teacher Jo, Teacher Jo!
Female teacher, Teacher Jo!
Yes.
When you were in middle school?
Of course I remember. This is Hayashi.
In first year?
In first year of middle school.
Hayashi sensei was in second year.
I'm the same. Hayashi sensei was in second year.
Really? Is it correct?
Yes.
I was a teacher for three years. I'm different from you. Our classes are different.
Hayashi sensei was in second year. I'm different from you in first year.
This guy is dangerous.
Do you remember when you were in first year?
When I was in first year of middle school? I don't remember.
What is it? What is it?
I remember that much. But I don't remember everything. Do you know the effect of elementary school?
I know.
What is it coming out of? What is it coming out of? What is it coming out of?
This guy is dangerous.
Are you kidding me?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Ah! I know!
Look up at the sky and listen to the birds singing.
I know. I know.
The problem is middle school.
Ah! I'll leave middle school soon.
Shut up.
Really.
I think middle school is dangerous.
Look. Look. Look.
Middle school is like that.
What?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Give me a hint.
"Re".
"Re"?
Is there "re" in this world?
Yes, there is.
Is there "re" in this world?
"Re". It starts with "re".
"Re". "Re"? "Re"?
Is there a song that starts with "re" all of a sudden?
"Re". "Ki". "Re".
It's history. History.
Here it is.
"Re". "Ki". "Si". "Ni". "No". "Ko". "Ru".
Is it like that?
The lyrics are different, but the melody is different.
"Re". "Re"? "Re"? What was it? "Re"? "Re"?
"Re". "Re"?
Chikamatsu that will remain in history...
The next one is "re".
Chikamatsu that will remain in history...
The song of love that saved the world...
It will remain in history...