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No good, kid!
This week's "kid's usage" is the world's table game "semi-final".
As last week, we'll play all kinds of world's games.
I'll do this in front of the table.
The game Tanaka chose is the German "Captain Reno".
It's a game of balance where you build a building with folded cards as pillars.
It's a game where the person who builds and breaks it loses.
First, build a wall card in the position supported by the base card.
Then, place a roof card from your own hand.
The roof card has a mark like this.
As you build it up, it builds up in order.
This mark is one of the key points.
For example, if you place a person with a Reno mark on this roof,
the next person has to use this Reno and build more and more.
So it's a special card, right?
In a sense, I think this is quite effective.
I have to move this.
Where is this monster placed?
It's Reno.
I should have loved Reno.
Let's try it out.
I'll do it first.
First, as instructed...
What instruction is this?
This is according to the picture below.
Put this down.
Oh, it's Rino.
It's Rino.
Again?
Next, Endo-san has to put Rino down first.
Wait, again?
Rino, put it like this.
Put it like this and...
Two cards?
Yes.
Definitely two cards?
No, there is one card.
And the person who wins loses.
Loses.
I see, I see.
Next, Hamada-san will think about which one to choose from the cards in his hand.
OK, OK, OK.
I'll go.
Again, Rino's...
Yes.
OK, Hamada-san, next...
Rino...
Rino-chan...
Rino-chan first...
Ah, ah, ah...
Yes.
Ah, you're using this guy.
Please don't call me "this guy".
Rino-chan.
Even after that, Hamada safely cleared the wall card.
Matsumoto also easily cleared the next one.
Next up is Hosei.
Mazuri's "tea".
Ah, Mazuri's "tea".
Rino-chan's...
And I'll put this here...
And this too...
This is a little...
Ah...
OK, it's gone.
Wow!
This is a little unstable.
Ah!
This...
Can you use this card?
This is...
Reverse.
Matsumoto-san will do it.
OK.
It's like...
I'm trying to make this place look like a fight...
A laughing manga dojo-like atmosphere...
Sensei...
Suzuki-sensei and...
Kaminaga-sensei...
I'm trying to create that environment...
Like a line of lawyers...
Yes, yes, yes...
Yes...
Eh, what should I do?
What is it?
Wow, this is...
It's a rebirth again.
Ah, it's a rebirth again.
That relationship must be old.
No, it's old, but it's interesting.
Yama-chan, Yama-chan, Yama-chan.
This is pretty tough.
If it becomes like this...
This is bad.
Ah, this is bad, this is bad.
Ah, this is really bad.
This is bad, right?
Yes.
Oh.
I'll kick it.
If this happens to me, it'll be the worst.
Yes.
If this happens to me, I'll be kicked out of here.
Yes.
Next, I'll kick it.
Get out of my way!
That much...
I won in two turns.
Two turns.
Eh, wait a minute.
After that, Matsumoto, Hamada and Endo also successfully cleared it.
Finally, the building is on the next floor!
Ah, this is really...
Wow, this is also...
I want to connect this part.
I want to connect it.
Yes.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
This part is scary.
This part is normal.
No, I don't think it'll end here.
Right?
That's right.
I don't think it'll end here.
Even if you say that...
Right?
If it ends here, it'll be the worst for me.
Concentrate.
Go, go.
It's okay, it's okay.
This is no good.
Eh, what is this?
Show me.
This is...
Go, go.
Matsumoto!
Tanaka, concentrate!
That's no good!
Tanaka, concentrate!
You can't go there!
That's no good!
Okay.
Yama-chan, you'll be the jumper, so you're Matsumo-san.
Yes, Matsumo-san.
Matsumo-san, if you fall here it won't be funny at all.
That's the worst.
The worst distance, height...
You can't see what's happening up there!
Yes, yes.
The shape of it.
Wow, you're here!
What shape is it?
One.
Oh, it's one.
It's one.
There's one V in the middle.
Yes.
If you get over here, the next person will be under pressure.
That's right.
It's quite difficult.
I think it's a little...
You can do it, you can do it!
Matsumo-san, you can do it!
You can do it!
Are you serious?
You can't do it!
Speak up!
It's really bad.
It's a little...
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
So next is Hamada.
I don't think I can see with this kind of lighting.
Let's do it again.
I want to go.
Except for the equipment.
This is pretty...
No, but it's better for Hamada.
Oh, I'm scared, I don't want to get caught.
Hahahahaha!
Please.
This is...
I can't believe I got this one.
Why is it upside down?
Oh, no!
It's upside down.
Upside down!
No, it's not upside down.
It's the worst.
And I don't know what it is.
You don't know what it is.
I got it!
No, you can't.
Kona and Jintori game makes Matsumoto excited!
The next game Tanaka chose is "Blocks" in France.
Four people place their pieces in order and place them on the board.
However, there is only one rule.
There are many pieces in order like this.
But, as a rule, one piece must be placed somewhere.
One piece.
The corner must be placed somewhere.
The corner?
If it's like this, you can't play.
Oh, you can't play.
No, you can't.
If you place a piece, you can't play.
Is it only for the corner?
Yes, only for the corner.
You can't play like this.
I see.
If you can't do more, it's over.
I see.
No one can continue in the beginning.
You have to do better.
You're right.
There are many corners.
I'll go.
Go for it, Enosen.
Next is Hamada.
Go for it!
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
Next is Mr. Hamada.
Which one will you use from here?
Yes, it's Mr. Dentoff.
Yes, yes, like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
The rules are surprisingly difficult.
Well...
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes, it's fine.
I don't know at all.
That's right.
Ah, it's no good!
It's no good here.
It's right here, isn't it?
No, but it's no good even if it's right on one side.
Yes, it's fine.
After that, the four of them carefully place the pieces.
However, the space to place them is gradually limited.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
I don't know much.
Yes.
Three, two, one...
I don't know at all.
Not at all.
At least you're just doing it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Three, two, one...
Ah, you did it?
Yes.
Three, two, one...
Yes.
Next is Mr. Matsumoto.
What?
What are you doing now?
You took your time, but...
You said "three, two, one"...
No, in my countdown, no one reacted at all.
I'm the only one who reacted like that.
OK.
Yes, yes, yes. That's good.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's about time for Mr. Dutz.
That's right.
A little bit strict person will appear.
I see.
Yes.
Here it is.
How many times do you do it?
You are the only one who does it.
Shut up!
What is it?
It's long.
Should I take a penalty?
You are saying weird things again!
Are you serious?
Don't do it!
It's too fast.
Can I have a big one?
Can I?
I just want to say it.
I found a good spot.
What are you doing?
It's weird.
Are you sure?
It's weird.
It's getting weird.
Can I have one?
No.
Of course you can't.
You broke it all.
It's weird.
Shut up!
You did it!
It's weird.
You did it.
Can I have a big one?
Yes.
Hamada's peace is restored and it's Matsumoto's turn again.
Yes, it's Matsumoto-san.
Wow, I'm in a pretty tough situation, aren't I?
Eh, do I fit in here?
Can I do it?
Wow, I can't do it. I can't do it.
Get out of my way!
Eh, I'm sure I can do it. I'm sure I can do it.
No, but...
Ah, this is it!
Yes, you did it!
This is nice, isn't it?
No, no, I can't do it.
You're crazy.
Eh, can I do it?
You can't do it!
It's so uncomfortable!
It's stuck.
What is that?
Now, Endo's cloud and snow...
Ah, I can't do it anymore, can I?
No, Endo can't do it.
All he did was play baseball.
Huh? Endo-san, you can't do it?
I can't do it!
Endo, can you do it? Thomas?
Ah...
All he did was play baseball.
Thomas, can you do it?
All he did was play baseball.
Music-san, you can't do it!
Bye-bye!
This could be bad.
Now, Dahama-san.
It's a battle of the three of them.
No, Dahama-san...
It's getting a little tough, isn't it?
If I don't have a masu-ni-masu...
You don't have it anymore, do you?
I have no choice but to break it.
No, you can't break it.
That's it for now.
Now, it's a battle of the two of them.
It's starting to get a little numb.
Now, it's a battle of the two of them.
Oh, but I still have one masu-ni-masu left.
Oh, I see.
Now, it's a battle of the two of them.
If I don't break it...
This is the only way, isn't it?
Tanaka-san...
What are you doing?
It doesn't stick anywhere.
I think it's OK.
It doesn't stick anywhere.
Now, it's here.
It feels good.
Now, it's here.
Now, it feels good.
After that, Matsumoto and Hosei continued to fight.
Now, it's Matsumoto's turn!
Huh?
Let's go home.
Why do you want to go home?
Let's go home.
Why do you want to go home?
Shit!
You just want to say "let's go home", don't you?
Who are you talking about?
This one.
I see.
Now...
It's getting a little numb.
It's a close match.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
I should have sent it over there.
I didn't think it would turn out like this in the first place.
How many times do I have to do this?
Do I have to do this?
Huh? Is this a dead end, too?
No, you can only see one thing.
Yeah, it looks like it.
But you can only see one thing, right?
There's only that corner, isn't there?
Where?
Here and there.
Yeah, you can only see that corner.
That's right.
Oh!
Huh?
You did it!
Can you do it again?
Keep going.
You can't do it anymore?
The one you're holding is impossible.
You can't do it anymore, too?
Then straighten it up.
Yes! Straighten it up.
Hold on.
This and this are the same.
Yes.
This and this are the same.
One, two, three, four, five.
Same score!
This is how you do it and draw!
Draw the result?
Draw the result!
No winner?
No!
Interesting.
The next game Tanaka has chosen is...
Korean "tuk-tuk-woodman".
The rules are simple.
Hit the wood with an ax twice in order.
The person who drops the most wood will win.
I'll go first.
I'll do it.
It doesn't sound like wood at all.
Surprisingly, you can't pick it up.
You're rough.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That was a little...
No, no, no.
The feeling...
The acceleration...
No, no, no.
It's difficult for you.
That's true.
Then I'll go first.
This is no good.
Now...
Ah!
Hey, Downton!
You're strong!
Downton is strong!
You're strong!
Then I'll go first!
I don't know how to hit it!
Right?
At first...
I don't know how to feel it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's pretty light, isn't it?
It's weaker than I thought.
It's softer.
I'll go.
No, it's like that at first.
You're trying to get points from the beginning.
That's right.
It's like that.
It's hard to get a point.
This is too weak.
It's like old man's shoes.
This is hard.
I see.
It's like that.
It's here.
Can you do it?
You got one point.
You can get points from here.
I see.
What is this?
It came off.
If you want to fall, you can't do it.
It's your chance.
Why is it your chance?
I won't say it.
You can't do it.
I can't do it?
Can you do it now?
You can do it now.
I can't say it.
Two points.
I see.
You can't do it.
I can't do it.
Yamagaki is making more and more points.
You have this, don't you?
It's weird.
It can't be this good.
I've never seen it like this.
I don't have it.
Tanaka and Endo are trying again.
But they failed to get rid of it.
Can't I do it with an axe?
You can do it.
If you want to hit it.
Wow!
You're good!
You're good all of a sudden!
You have it, right?
But...
We've only done it once. Is it okay?
That's okay.
I thought you didn't need it.
You're kind.
Next time, it'll be bad.
Let's put it back.
Should we shave it off?
Let's put it back.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You have it?
Oh, it's this one.
It's back!
It's dangerous up there.
That's right.
That's dangerous!
Wow!
You're a genius!
You have it, right?
That's crazy!
Let's put it back.
Yeah.
It's still dangerous up there.
You're right!
But I don't want to put it back.
You don't want to put it back.
- Oh, you want me to go back? - Yeah, you want me to go back, right?
Yeah, but you'll get at least one point, right?
Endo doesn't think about anything.
Endo is really stupid.
This is not good.
It's over.
Break it down, at least.
The worst.
The topmost.
It's light.
Don't drop it.
Don't touch it.
It's light.
It's the topmost.
Don't do that.
I'm sorry.