AISubs v3.4
[Kohan-sen, Kuchipaku's hit studio]
Kohan-sen, Kuchipaku's hit studio at night!
The members of Kohan-sen are united at once!
They show off their overwhelming performance in synchronicity!
Good, good, good!
You!
I don't have such a thing!
Tonight, Kuchipaku's heavy performance appears again and again!
Who will win the battle?
Tonight, the winner will be decided!
Let's move on to the next Kuchipaku singer!
The hit song which happened to be a social phenomenon,
tonight, Kuchipaku's first performance by Masato Shimon,
"Swim, Taiyaki-kun"!
Hey, you're out of sync!
I don't know anyone like you.
One morning, I went to the sea with my boss.
I swam for the first time in the sea.
I don't feel good at all.
My stomach feels heavy.
But the sea is wide and my heart is empty.
A dark-colored coral is waving its hand.
It was looking at me swimming.
Thank you very much!
Mr. Taiyaki is very popular with children.
I think there are many shops where there are many children.
What was the most difficult shop?
It was a shop that was bigger than I thought.
Wasn't it a shop for kindergarten children?
It was a shop for middle school students.
It was a shop for every day.
You know?
You're making me do it.
That's real.
It's like his song.
It's perfect.
I'm addicted.
It's cool.
I have a bad back.
Thank you.
You've been time-slipping since you were three years old.
Don't you have any problems in your life now?
At first, it would be a lie if I said I had a problem.
But now, I'm used to it.
What about if you didn't have one?
If you didn't have one, it would be a lie.
Speaking of Kabuki Rock, you're from Ikaten.
Which band did you think was your biggest rival in Ikaten at the time?
From the beginning?
Our style was like Begin at first.
But wasn't it like this when you came out in Ikaten?
Yeah, I thought it was different.
Oh, really?
Everyone was interested in the Genroku era.
I wonder if that's why it's like this.
So you've been time-slipping through Genroku for three years.
Yes.
I'm sorry, what's going on now?
What's going on now?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, what's going on now?
But it was a great performance.
Thank you for today as well.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next one, please.
It was great.
Let's move on to the next mouth-opening singer.
A big star of the group sounds era appeared to polish his eccentric charm.
Kenji Sawada with "Stripper".
You look like him a little.
Why are you always like this?
You look like him a little.
What is that?
Thank you very much.
Mr. Sada, when you worked as a bird in "Kohaku", I asked you if you refused to be a bird at first.
I basically hate birds.
Is that so? Why is that?
It's sad to say "last".
Which of Mr. Sada's voices has reached you so far?
Not at all.
I can't hear you at all.
You can't hear me at all, can you?
I can't hear you at all.
Today, you covered "Tokyo".
You covered "Tokyo".
How did you like it?
I've never heard of it before.
That's right.
So you didn't ask for permission?
I didn't ask for permission.
You didn't ask for permission?
Can I sing?
What is it?
Please stop it.
Thank you very much, Mr. Sasaki.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the singer who speaks without speaking.
Thank you for waiting, brother all over the country.
The ideal sister of Japanese people sings a heart- pounding song with sweet singing voice.
Mr. Matsumoto Iyo's "Sentimental Journey".
I'll do it for sure.
Look, I'll do it for sure.
Cute.
It was fun.
I'm practicing a lot.
That's amazing.
I'm going on a journey of my own sentimental journey
I want to dream like a bud
Seriously!
Yama-chan, seriously!
Seriously!
I want to dream like a bud
Seriously!
Because I'm still sixteen
I'm being invited by something
I'm being kidnapped by you
It's sentimental journey
Wow!
Thank you very much.
I was a little nervous.
Everyone, welcome.
Speaking of which, you were scouted in Harajuku.
Yes.
When and what were you scouted for in Harajuku?
Oh, right.
In Harajuku...
I loved watching the bamboo shooting.
Oh, you went to see it.
That's right.
And...
And?
And...
Was he from Kansai?
Um...
I'm very close with Ms. Madoka.
Oh, you can see her a little.
I can see her.
She's always from Kansai.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Did you get to know Ms. Hiromi for the first time?
Oh, she'll get mad at me.
At Ms. Hiromi.
What?
It's been decades.
Please don't do that.
No, no.
She'll get mad at me.
She'll get mad at you?
What was Ms. Hiromi's proposal?
Oh, right.
It was...
A party?
In Osaka...
Um... Nakano Island...
Nakano Island?
It's near a festival hall.
Yes.
I went to Madoka-san's concert.
Madoka-san's concert?
When I went to say hello...
Madoka-san said, "Propose to me."
I said it, but...
She said, "No, it's not me."
It's you, isn't it?
It's not me, is it?
Something like that happened.
So we got married.
The way she got off the stage was amazing.
After this, we will continue to have a candidate for winner.
Let's move on to the next mouth-to-mouth singer.
JINAN of FOLK 53 appeared in the mouth-to-mouth hit studio.
SADA MASASHI made a public statement.
SADA-san?
Don't let him use this.
This is bad.
Don't speak!
You're singing!
Don't speak!
You're singing!
You're not singing.
You're not doing it at all.
My beloved woman
You're the only one in my life
Thank you very much.
You have a nickname that only your fans and staff know.
What is it?
I don't know.
You are good friends with Scrum and Saw.
Do you go somewhere together?
Yes, we recently went to Kagoshima.
Kagoshima?
Kagoshima and my hometown are sisters.
Which one is your hometown?
I think you don't know, but it's Napoli.
Napoli.
Isn't Sanada in Napoli?
Your wife is a former CA.
Yes, she is.
How did you get together?
There is a very nice hotel in Kagoshima.
There is a nice hotel.
On a hill.
I asked her "Can I kiss you there?"
Can I kiss you there?
She said no.
It may be boring, but it's a deep memory for me.
It's the first time in my life that she didn't kiss me.
It's the first time that she didn't kiss you.
That's why we got married.
You were a woman.
I was loose with her, but I was hard with her.
You were loose with her, but you were hard with her.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, Sada Masai.
Please go to your seat.
Thank you.
Let's move on to the next talker.
He is very popular in elementary school.
He is good at telling jokes and is good at playing bad guys.
He is the best in Yamazaki.
The best in Yamazaki!
Yamazaki's the best!
Hahahaha...
The best in Yamazaki!
What?!
Yamazaki's the best!
Good morning!
I will watch over you, star of Yamadaki... Kimi o mimoru yamadaki no hoshi... I will watch over you, star of Yamadaki...
Yuku, go, Yamadaki, for your own sake...
Dreams are big, world conquest... Yume wa dekai ze, sekai seiruku... Dreams are big, world conquest...
Medase, Yamadaki, for your own sake...
Yamadaki Ichiban
Hey!
Yamadaki Ichiban
He is becoming more and more funny.
Yamadaki Ichiban
Thank you very much.
So this is "Is Instrument Yamazaki the Theme of the Anime?"
What kind of work is it?
Yamazaki...
I am Yamasaki...
Yamasaki...
That's right.
I'm the instrument director.
Why did you say that?
You're being pulled.
How was it, Shima-san?
I think it was good.
I got a lot of energy in the second half.
That's right.
The first half wasn't interesting at all.
Lastly, please show us your specialty, one-shot gag.
Oh, is that okay?
That's right.
Chibiko is waiting for it.
Of course, Chibiko is waiting for it.
Lastly, please.
A new one?
Oh, not at all.
A new one?
Any of them is fine.
A new one?
Yes.
Please go ahead.
Thank you.
Have you done that lately?
I think you've always done a stronger role.
You came here and said "fuck".
Give me your face.
Let's move on to the next mouth-to-mouth singer.
A man who always challenges himself alone in a new music field without being trapped in the framework of change.
Shinichi Mori and "North Star".
Don't give up, Mr. Mori.
Don't give up.
You always come to me.
Even if there is no wind, even if there is no snow floating a little,
even if there is no woman, even if there is no shade,
even if my white body does not melt...
Good, good.
If I were to die, I would tear apart the coldness of my heart...
On the contrary, that might be better.
Good, good.
You haven't given up yet.
Here comes the chorus.
Good, good.
(Laughter)
Good.
Good, good.
Let's do it a little.
I want you to do it a little more.
Show me your face.
A little more.
(Laughter)
Good, good.
Yeah!
(Applause)
Good.
Oh, good face, good face.
Good, good, good.
Good.
(Laughter)
Oh, what a face.
Thank you very much.
No, no, Boris.
Are you okay? Your face.
It was a little different.
It was wonderful. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
It seems that you were scouted by Charlie Ishiguro.
What kind of person is Charlie Ishiguro?
Well, Charlie is half English.
Is he half English?
And when I'm walking down the street, Charlie says "Yes", like that.
Yes, yes.
Well, he's half English, though.
Yes, yes.
And he's said a lot of things in English, so I can speak a little English, too.
Yes, yes.
"Oh, then it's okay", like that.
Yes, yes.
"Oh, then it's okay", like that.
What kind of content is that?
"Oh, then it's okay", like that.
What kind of content is that?
"Oh, then it's okay", like that.
(Laughter)
With this, all mouth-to-mouth singers' performances are over.
Who will win the championship?
Now, I will announce the winner!
Oh!
(Drum roll)
The winner is...
Mr. Sada Masashi!
(Applause)
Well, the winner, Sada Masashi, is awarded with...
- You look like you don't like it! - You look like you don't like it!
- Well, you know... - You're the winner, Sada-san!
- You're the winner, Sada-san!
- You look like you don't like it! - You look like you don't like it!
- I'm really happy about it. - Right? Congratulations!
A reward for the winner of "Mouth-to-mouth Audition" is a live performance.
The song is Sada Masashi's "Kanpakusengen".
Before it gets dark
There's something I want to say
It's a pretty tough story
Listen to me
Don't panic
Don't forget
The woman you love
Every one of you
Don't forget
The woman you love
The woman you want to love
The woman you love
You're a tough story
Thank you.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- It's so fast! - What is this?
It's like "Mouth-to-mouth Audition".