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Badminton tournament for 100,000 yen
This is great
Badminton
The staff has 19 viewers
Badminton?
Badminton tournament for 19 viewers
Can we have a moment?
Rossi is here
When Rossi came, we didn't know who else would come
Let's play badminton today
Let's aim for 19 viewers
We don't have to aim for 19 viewers, we can go higher
We can go higher than 20 or 30
Let's do it
What are you doing?
What are you saying?
Calm down
You!
Suddenly, Rossi appeared at the set
What is his purpose?
I'm studying the future
This time, I succeeded in attracting people of the future
Why are you studying the future?
I'm not interested in it
I have a bad feeling about the future
I'm doing this and there are people of the future
Maybe I was looking for it too much
If I were Rossi, I'd like to do it again from the beginning
I'm not Rossi
Rossi succeeded in attracting people of the future
Now, he's going to meet that person
The door opened!
The car is here
It's not a normal bike
Is it a future scooter?
It's white
It's a future scooter!
It says Suzuki
What's that?
Suzuki Amia
Suzuki Amia is popular
Is it a future scooter?
Don't you think it's a future scooter?
I've never heard of it
Hello
It's been 16 years
Is it expensive?
It's been so long
It's changed a lot
It's been Wookie
Wookie?
It's been Wookie
It changes a lot
It's a bit abnormal
The meteorite will fall on earth
It's thin
It's thin?
It's this small
It doesn't have any effect, right?
It's this thin
It's thin and it fits right in
It's a magma
It's like a canopy
It's a canopy
It's like a canopy
You shouldn't say such things
Don't say such things
What's with you?
It's like a canopy
You're from the future! Don't think of it like that!
No, no, no.
You're not from the future!
I didn't mean it like that.
Be careful.
Are you doubting the future?
No, of course not.
Are you doubting the future?
Of course I do.
Then let me give you some future information.
Here's a nice question.
This is a big cut.
But in the end, it's a big cut.
This is where you have to drink the most.
It's because I'm a grape and a mitzvah person.
The first thing that comes to mind is this "c".
That's right.
This is "c".
It's a thin meteorite that fell here.
That kind of thing is popular.
"c" stands for "chan kawaii".
"Chan kawaii".
You didn't listen to me very carefully.
You were mistaken.
Is it because of the glass and the eye?
That's right.
"C" is popular.
"Hizashi".
"C" is popular.
It's popular now.
It's popular now, but it's popular now.
"Hizashi".
The future is like this.
What is this?
Touch it.
You didn't know, did you?
What is this?
It's "hizashi".
The earth is like this.
It's "hizashi" like this now.
The future is like this.
That's amazing.
Are you curious about what the future of TV will be like?
It will be like that.
It will be like that, right?
I have a TV stick.
Don't you care about this?
I want to see it.
I don't know the premise.
This is the son of MAYO KAWASAKI.
He is a famous comedian in Tenerife.
"Kawasaki Jam".
It's "mayonnaise" and "jam".
"Kawasaki Jam".
Do you have any questions?
What is going on with this program?
What is the most viewed program?
Wait a minute.
This is smooth.
Turn it over.
You have a great fingerprint ability.
You don't have a fingerprint concept.
This is smooth.
It's as smooth as a dead man's belly.
Where is it turning?
What did you say?
It's a focus.
Is "magazine" okay?
What?
Magazine
What is "magazine"?
It's "magazine", isn't it?
Your face is red.
Your face is red, too.
Future people have thin skin.
If it's not, it gets red quickly.
Is there anything else?
This is what kids use.
I'll tell you something.
Actually, I'm still doing it.
I'm still doing it.
I'll teach you.
What do you have?
Cash or electronic money?
Isn't that the bike you borrowed?
"Road" of "Road 33" borrowed it.
I don't know it.
"Road" of "Road 33" saved money for "Mettwin" and went to "Foozoo".
I didn't know it.
I don't know it.
I'm sorry, "Road".
I don't know it.
This is a modern bike.
The bike is modern.
"Road" of "Road 33" won't exist in the future.
I don't know it yet.
"Road" of "Road 33" won't exist in the future.
He worked hard.
He even worked as a manager of a Yakitori restaurant.
I don't know it.
Look at this.
This is a modern bike, isn't it?
It's been a year.
The members have changed.
It's been 16 years.
"Gakitsuka" has been inherited for 16 years.
I'm sorry, "Road" of "Road 33" has changed.
I'm sorry.
I can say it's political.
"Road" of "Road 33" has changed to "New Romance" rice ball.
This is Matsumoto's "Sontaku".
"Sontaku" is here.
Is that so?
I play it in private.
I haven't heard of it.
I don't use it on TV.
"Endo" has changed.
Let's see it.
This is a "Dorian's" wrapping.
Dorian's
This is "Hamada"'s "Sontaku".
Let's see "Hosei".
"Yamoja" has changed.
"Hosei" has changed too. "Hosei", let's see.
"Hamada" has changed too.
"Matsumoto" has changed too.
"Hamada" has changed too.
What?
His face is red.
His skin is red.
"Takahashi".
This guy is close to 80 years old
He's 16 years old
I don't think so
He's doing it
He's 16 years old
Don't follow me!
I'll try to look like me.
Yes, yes.
From now on, he'll change his clothes for the future.
From "future beauty" and "cookies", he'll learn about the future.
Yoshi, you changed your clothes for the future.
What's the meaning of this?
What are you using this for?
This is for Tanabic.
This is for...
This is for impersonating Shoukaki.
You look like Shoukaki now.
Is that necessary?
Yes, yes, yes.
We can't do that.
Shoukaki can't do that.
But as "future beauty", his hair should be this length.
His hair should be this length.
I see.
The color is a little different.
Isn't it?
If you wear this, you'll be like Kagamariko.
It's blue and it's up to your chin.
It's really high-ranked.
If you wear this, you'll be like Kagamariko.
It's blue and it's up to your chin.
It's still blue.
It's amazing.
Okay, "future graveyard tour".
It's completely different now.
Do you want to go?
Okay, let's go.
First, he'll learn about "future graveyard tour".
16 years later, what kind of evolution is "future graveyard tour" going on?
The shape of "future graveyard tour" has changed.
It looks like "future graveyard tour".
Tanaka.
What do you think about "future graveyard tour"?
Isn't it very compact?
It's small.
It's really small.
You said a very good thing.
Actually, I can say it's almost a success.
The land is getting smaller and smaller.
The population is increasing and the land is getting narrower and narrower.
I can't build a huge grave.
I don't think that kind of future is coming.
However, it is said that such a small grave will come out in a gacha.
That's not the case.
Everyone who wants to see the grave, please come over here.
The grave is like this now.
Is it a TV?
The TV was very popular.
The TV is lying around like garbage.
What should we do?
Let's use it as a grave.
It's dead and only burned bones.
Are the bones themselves garbage?
Let's put it together with garbage.
The grave is garbage now.
By the way, I don't know if you've seen it, but it's called Hamada.
Is it Hamada's grave?
16 years later, Hamada is already dead.
I'm the only one left.
That's a picture of 16 years and two months.
This is a picture of 16 years and two months and two days.
I'm dying soon.
I'm scared.
Mr. Shirono.
I'm called Shirono.
After that, I'm called Shirono, Shirono, and Rossi.
Rossi, Rossi, Rossi, Rossi, Rossi.
Go home!
What the hell is he doing?
It's hard for you to call him like that.
This is a common item in the graveyard.
"Uso" is also mixed up.
Be careful.
Uso
Try it, Matsumoto.
Me?
Yes.
I like this, Hana-chan.
What do you think?
I want this.
You want it, don't you?
This ...
Word.
We have this, don't we?
Yes.
I just noticed it.
I see.
Let's do like this.
Stand up.
And like this.
OK.
I can feel something.
You look like a red man.
It's disgusting.
I don't know.
Go back.
It's wet.
It's OK.
We can't use it anymore.
We can't use it.
Don't talk like that.
I'm sorry.
Don't talk like that.
Don't talk like that!
I'm sorry.
You guys have been getting mad at me for a while now.
But it looks like you're right.
I'll show you.
It looks like Gimbis.
It's the same.
We did it!
I couldn't get in the grave for a long time.
I think it's no good.
That's why you were so angry.
That's why I was so angry.
You were so angry.
The TV is on.
I miss the TV.
It looks weak.
I did it! I did it!
I see.
That's why you can watch it alone like this.
It's rare to see a nostalgic video in a grave.
I see.
It's a memorial.
What?
It's no good.
Let's go.
It's a private video.
It's a mistake of the frame.
Let's go to the next one.
What?
It's guided.
Is it okay?
The magazine is strong.
What did you teach me?
Why don't you turn on the engine?
It's a TV video.
I turn on the engine every time.
It's like you're sending me to the station.
It's like you're sending me home.
It's no good.
It's a private video.
The next one is...
Learning the theory of the future.
What will happen to "mamemaki" 16 years later?
I'll ask Hamada to do it.
Hamada, I want you to dress up like a demon. Let's go together.
The two fight against the demon 16 years later.
Here comes the demon!
Mr. Hamada.
The demon of the future looks like this.
Hamada!
I'm sorry.
It doesn't make sense.
He is Hamada himself.
What?
He is Hamada himself.
It doesn't make sense.
Even if you imitate Hamada, you look like him.
Hamada is Hamada.
That's right.
It doesn't make sense.
Even if you imitate him, you look like him.
What do you mean?
You look like him.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but it's a battle between demons and humans.
You try to get us out of here, but we try to stay at home.
It doesn't make sense.
Speaking of Hamada, we sleep with him.
Is that a weapon?
It's a weapon.
No! No!
We sleep with you.
No! No!
You are too strong for me.
You guys have it, too.
We use our arms.
You use your teeth.
Teeth?
You use your teeth.
What kind of teeth are these?
These are human teeth.
Human teeth?
Human teeth.
Human teeth?
While the music is playing, we will attack you.
You don't have the right to dig.
When the music stops, it's time for the demons to stop, too.
You have a chance.
You can't move.
You can't throw.
Come to me.
"Future Iron Man" starts!
Is it this song?
I'm scared.
I absolutely won't do it.
I'm scared.
Ouch!
From my heart!
It's really painful!
Stop the music!
I'm in pain!
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
I stopped it!
Stop it.
Here I go.
- What's that? - Ouch!
Stop it!
- Wait a minute. - It stopped for me!
It stopped.
Ouch.
Ouch...
- Ouch! - Be quiet.
- It stopped. - I'm in pain.
It stopped.
What's that?
This is obsolete.
What's this?
TACHO'S BAR
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Why me?
It's OSHAKA!
OSHAKA...
I've never heard of OSHAKA like this.
Give me a high five!
It's crazy, isn't it?
ZIMBA is a gentleman.
As expected of you.
Now, I would like to announce the best performer of the day.
This is the person who will announce it. Please come in!
Why?
What?
No way!
Why?
Moto-san?
A person from the future?
Moto-san!
Then I'll take this.
Thank you.
Why? Why? Why?
It's not Moto-san from the future.
It's Tsuyuki-san.
From Fuji TV.
Yes, Tsuyuki-san.
Tsuyuki-san.
Tsuyuki-san from Fuji TV.
Tsuyuki-san is a different person.
Tsuyuki-san.
Tsuyuki-san is a different person.
Tsuyuki-san from Fuji TV.
It's complicated.
The winner is...
Tanaka!
Congratulations!
Why?
Wait, wait, wait.
Why?
No, really.
He was the first one to stand up and try his best to win.
Yes.
Without fear.
My chest became painful.
My chest became full.
Congratulations!
I'll give you a reward.
What?
Then, Tsuyuki-san.
What is this?
It's a tunnel to the future.
What?
Yes.
The reward is...
You guys are interested, right?
I'll show you the future for only 5 seconds.
That's really good!
In other words, Tanaka-san,
for only 5 seconds,
please put your face in the tunnel.
You can see the future.
Yes.
Please tell everyone about it.
What kind of future it was.
Let's fight!
Wow!
It's like a fantasy!
It's like a comedy!
It's like a fantasy!
Let's put our heads in the tunnel!
Please!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
Time's up!
Did you see it?
How was it?
After he said "Yes, it's okay,"
Cookie apologized to us a lot.
No, it's not like that.
Right.
Someone apologized.
Maybe he was right.
He was wrong.
If you make a mistake, it's after 30 seconds.
It's like he left.
Let's go back, too.
What?
Fui-san!
Fui-san, is it okay?
Oh?
We're missing him.
Goodbye!
We're Japanese people!
Thank you!
This is the worst.
I don't like this at all.
How do you do this?
Can you do this for me too?