AISubs v3.4
At one of the hot springs, there was an inn where liars gather.
When you enter the inn from the outside of the inn, when the door is opened, please go in and start the game.
I'm scared.
I'm explaining.
I'm scared.
I don't think you should do that.
What are you scared of?
The staff has been explaining for a long time.
You're right.
I said it.
You said it.
What's wrong?
He's drunk.
That's the problem.
He's drunk.
It's already started.
All in, Liar Inn
If you draw a card with your name on it and say your name, you have to lie to someone.
If you're lied to, you have to keep lying until you say "okay".
Shall we start?
Let's start.
If this comes up...
I'll say it.
Tanaka...
Did you make up a new fortune-telling?
Where did you hear that from?
I heard it.
What does "new fortune-telling" mean?
It doesn't exist anymore.
There's "seiza" and "kirei ni gata".
It doesn't exist anymore.
But there's also "shaberi uranai" fortune-telling.
What's that?
You don't seem to think about it.
I don't know until I hear it.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of "shaberi uranai" fortune- telling.
While you're talking, you look for someone's future.
Life consultation!
What's in it?
I'm sorry. I didn't explain it well.
I'm sorry.
Of course, there are standard fortune-telling basics.
Age, gender, birthplace and other information.
Birthplace?
Yes.
It's rare.
Yes.
Some people say it's "birthplace fortune-telling".
I changed it.
Some people say it's "birthplace fortune-telling".
It's completely different.
I changed it.
I changed it objectively.
You changed it.
You should try it.
Can you tell me what you do in the spring?
I have a day off once a week.
I give lectures and watch TV.
I see.
That's all.
So what do you know?
But you seem to be very fulfilling from your flag's point of view.
What?
No, it's a fortune-telling.
No, no, no.
Fighting with "no, no", I really don't like it.
Mr. Downter, Mr. Amada.
Mr. Amada, of course you are living a peaceful and fun life now,
but even in that situation, do you have any worries you have now?
Even a little one.
The iPad I'm using now doesn't reach me.
The iPad you're using now doesn't reach you?
Yes, that's all.
I see.
What did you say?
But it will reach you.
What?
It will reach you.
That's impressive.
That's new.
I see.
I've been doing that for a while now.
Yes, yes.
I've been looking for something little by little.
Yes, yes.
While opening one by one.
Yes, yes.
While worrying about something.
I feel like I've stopped from the first one.
Next.
Yes.
Mr. Tanaka has...
I'm sorry.
I thought it was an egg, but it's clay.
Me?
Yes, you.
You have a gold coin?
Really?
Yes.
No, this is a little...
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You shouldn't trust him like that.
No, it's a little...
What are you talking about?
No, it's important.
It's important.
Let's go to the next one.
I have two.
Two?
Two is not enough. One is enough.
It's an appreciation.
One is...
Who gave you this?
Who gave me this?
I don't know how to get it.
Can we buy it?
I wanted to buy it, but we don't do face-to-face trading.
That's right.
I happened to know him. He is a middle-aged man.
Is he a taxi driver?
He told me that there is a Kinton in India.
He didn't say Kinton, but he said that there is a convenient taxi.
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
It's expensive.
Well, I did it.
Is it as expensive as a car?
No, it's not that expensive.
If you pay 200,000 yen, you can get it.
It's cheap.
I'm sure you can get it.
But it's really fast.
It's fast.
For example, Tokyo Osaka Airport.
It's quite a distance.
It's about two and a half hours by bullet train.
It's about 150 kilometers.
It's about one and a half hours.
It's fast.
It's a little slow.
It's slower than an airplane.
What about fuel?
Fuel...
If you wrap it like salt...
Do you eat it?
I don't eat it.
If you wrap it like salt...
How about this?
How about salt?
Do you eat it like this?
It's salt.
Do you eat it like this?
Do you eat it like salt?
How do you ride it?
Is it balanced?
Yes.
It's normal when it snows.
It's like this.
You can put your knees on it.
It's like this.
It's dirty.
Mr. Yamazaki...
Do you have five tortures?
- Who did you ask? - You're kidding me, right?
- Oh, that's Aya-chan. - Really?
- My wife. - When we went out for a meal as a family,
while we were going up the mountain and going to the bathroom,
she said, "You're late, aren't you? I'm sorry."
Oh, but you have five tortures, so you're late.
- No, on the contrary, you're early. - Yeah, I think so, too.
So I asked her once, but she said, "But don't say this to Fu-chan anymore."
- I see. - Where?
No, it's around the butt.
It's around the butt.
- What do you mean by "torture"? - Yes, there's one right next to it.
- "One next to the torture"? - Is there a main torture?
- "One next to the torture"? - The so-called main torture.
- One is a torture, right? - That's right.
- There's one right next to it. - I see.
But it's like a fake torture.
- It doesn't work at all. - It doesn't work.
- No, we don't need it. - It's dead.
- It doesn't penetrate. - No, it doesn't penetrate.
There are three more.
Well...
Do you know?
- Do you know it has bones? - Which bones?
- The buttocks. - The upper buttocks.
- The buttocks. - Yes, I know.
- There's one in the buttocks. - Here?
- Is it fake? - No, it's not fake. It's a torture.
- Does it actually work? - It does work.
- I see. - I see.
Each of you has bones, right?
- I can usually torture bones. - Other than buttocks?
- Yes. - Bones? - There are five of them.
Wouldn't it have been better if they were in different places?
- Well... - But...
- Why did you put beeswax in there? - Or...
- Is it a kiss? - No, it's a kiss for God who created you.
- That's right. - I don't know anything about it.
And I don't want to show it to God.
What happens when you cut it off?
When you cut it off, it comes out of the main anus.
And when it comes out, it tries to come out of all of them.
Except for the fake ones.
- One of them is fake, so it comes out of four places? - It tries to come out of four places.
I hate it when my underwear gets dirty.
- But you take it off anyway. - I do.
- Wait, you said eight places? - Eight places.
He said that much?
- Does that mean it's true? - It doesn't mean it takes that much time.
- I can't say that much. - Where is it?
It's here and here and here.
It's right in the middle of the human brain.
- Is it here? - No, it's not here.
- What happens if you cut it off? - What happens if you cut it off?
- I'm asking you. - I really want to know.
- When you cut it off, it just comes out of one place, right? - It just comes out of one place, right?
- This is different, right? It comes out of eight places. - It comes out of eight places.
- It's one fake, so it's seven places. - Oh, I'm sorry.
It comes out of seven places.
For example, this amount of air is divided into seven parts.
It's really like this.
Didn't you hear me?
I can barely hear you.
You can barely hear me?
What do you do with the washlet?
That's true.
The washlet is absolutely dirty.
You have to put it in one place at a time.
This is how you do it in the end.
At the spine?
That's why it took me so long.
You have to do it one by one.
How do you feel?
How do I feel?
I think it's fine to ask you that.
Thank you.
Right now, I'm really grateful.
You're grateful?
I'm grateful.
There's nothing good about it.
That's because...
That's because? Ask me.
You're cute.
Each and every anus is cute.
It's so small.
There are eight buds.
I'm grateful.
It's love.
If you ask me why...
It's cute.
I'm sorry.
I don't know when to press it.
It's hard to press it today.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
It's not easy to talk about.
Excuse me.
What?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Mr. Hamada.
Yes.
Is Crocodile Dandy's model...
...real?
As it is.
I know what you mean.
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Hamada.
Yes.
Is Crocodile Dandy's model...
...real?
If it's true, it's great, but I think it's not.
I've heard of it.
Crocodile Dandy...
Yes, yes, yes.
With a crocodile...
Amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
More like...
Like Matsumoto-san...
When he's training...
Crocodile Dandy isn't that macho...
No, but it's not macho...
You have to grab the crocodile...
He's Australian...
Yes, and the crocodile is really hard...
He came to America, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Crocodile...
Crocodile Dandy...
I don't know...
Crocodile Dandy...
I don't know if he became a model or not...
I don't know that...
I was just grabbing the crocodile...
I think that's what they said...
You grabbed the crocodile...
How many did you grab?
Well...
Not how many...
They asked me for a bag...
They asked you for a bag?
A craftsman?
On the crocodile side...
Yes, yes, yes...
They asked me for a bag...
I don't know how many I could grab...
I grabbed it and it came out...
You did that too?
Yes, yes, yes...
Who asks you for that?
A bag shop...
They asked you for a bag...
Yes, yes, yes...
They asked you for a bag...
Crocodile Dandy...
Didn't you say you'd treasure it?
A bag shop craftsman...
Something like that...
Wow, aren't you two friends?
In the movies, he's quite popular...
I don't know about the movie, but he'd clean up the top and bottom and send it off.
To where?
To which product...
To where is it sent?
To the bag shop that ordered it.
The bag shop measures the size and makes it into a bag, right?
He'd make a bag out of it and send it off.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about catching a small crocodile or a big crocodile.
I just send it off.
I just send it off in the opposite direction.
What do you do with it?
What do you mean "send it off"?
The organs...
Organs that are still in its body...
I'd throw it away if it was disgusting.
Why would you do that?
Is there something wrong with it?
You eat it, right?
Is it okay for me to throw it away?
It'd be bad if everyone threw it away.
I'd throw it away in the middle of the night.
Where do you cut it?
Do you take it home and cut it at home?
If I cut it around there, people will say something about it.
I rent it in a small house.
You rent it in a small house...
I rent it in a small house and line it up in order.
I wear a mask because it stinks.
It's raw.
It's smelly.
It's quite expensive.
Is it crocodile dandy?
Everyone misunderstands it.
It's completely different from that movie.
It's not dandy at all.
It's crocodile kawahagi.
It's not kawahagi.
But if you say it's kawahagi, it's a movie and a photo.
That's why.
You just say it.
That's it.
What is kawahagi?
It's a real kawahagi.
It's kawahagi.
I don't know it.
You're Hachiman, right?
No, no, no.
I'll say it.
Don't say it.
Endo-chan.
I was surprised.
I heard you paid 80,000 yen last month.
I didn't do it.
No, you didn't.
It's a mistake.
To be honest with you, I paid a lot of money.
How much did you pay?
80,000 yen.
I've been paying 80,000 yen since this year.
No, no, no.
That's impossible.
You've been doing that show for a long time.
I was surprised.
On New Year's Eve, I went to the company and said New Year's greetings.
And I got fired all of a sudden.
That's not fair at all.
I've been trying to get a job since the end of last year.
On New Year's Eve?
It has nothing to do with money.
It's not about money.
Why did you get fired?
I was angry at the time of the year.
I was told, "You're an idiot, aren't you?"
I said, "No, no, no, no, no, no."
Why?
Why do you say that?
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
It's like I've been in a bad mood since last summer.
What do you mean you've been in a bad mood?
I don't know either.
Please be specific.
If you say it directly, people will say you've been in a bad mood.
Three people, Okamoto, Fujiwara, and Osaki said it.
I'm starting to wonder if I'm in a bad mood.
But you don't get 80,000 yen a month.
I don't get it at all.
They send me bad short messages.
What kind of short messages?
You're an idiot, aren't you?
Short messages?
Not emails or LINE messages?
I saw your last program and the opening scene was disgusting.
No, no, no.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's not something an adult would do.
People hate you a lot.
People hate me a lot.
That's right.
It's frustrating.
Don't you come up with something?
Like, "Wasn't it you at the time?"
If not...
Well...
Maybe it's him.
If there's one...
I dyed my hair, didn't I?
You probably didn't talk about it at all, did you?
No, it was a while ago.
I was told that.
It's been a while, you know.
To both of us?
Yes, to Okamoto.
I was wondering when you'd say it.
Hamada is a good guy.
Hamada is...
No, no, he doesn't dye his hair.
He doesn't dye his hair.
It's not about dyeing or dyeing.
If we're hated like that...
Is there a possibility of that happening?
Maybe it's a show-off.
It's amazing that you're drinking it.
Well, I...
That's right.
You drank a lot, didn't you?
I drank a lot.
It seems like you're pushing Hamada a lot right now.
Where?
If you push Hamada, you'll get stung by a tree.
That's weird!
I didn't push him at all!
I said it loud and clear.
I'm going to Hamada.
I said it loud and clear.
Even in "Short Mail," I said it loud and clear.
It's like...
"Short Mail" ends like this.
That's where it comes from, right?
No way!
I really thought it was you.
I didn't think it was you.
I thought it was just you who came to "Short Mail" by mistake with someone.
No, no.
You said something like, "You're just like Wacky."
Wacky has a penalty of 80,000 yen.
80,000 yen?
I don't know.
I thought you had a penalty or something.
But you said it loud and clear.
I didn't say it loud and clear.
I'm sorry for talking about dark stuff.
It might not be famous, but...
I was surprised.
Can you do a motion for "Short Mail"?
Are you going to press it now?
Yes.
Masumoto-san, I heard something.
What is it?
I heard that you can improve your parenting skills.
That's a lie.
Parenting skills?
I heard you can improve your parenting skills.
That's amazing.
That's a lie. Isn't everyone like that?
I can't do anything.
I can't even drink.
Then it's only my ability.
That's amazing.
You can drink now, right?
Yes.
So you knew it all along?
I knew it all along.
I knew you wanted to go home as soon as possible.
I knew it all along.
Isn't that a parenting skill?
You can say it.
So you knew about President Trump?
Yes, I knew.
Really?
Yes.
When?
When Trump was still young.
Young?!
I was younger when he was young.
You were younger.
You didn't drink.
That's right.
You're not the age of drinking.
I'm old.
You're old, but you still want to go home?
You're young, but you still want to go home?
Yes, I still want to go home.
But you knew about it?
Don't celebrities cause accidents?
Of course.
That's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
Yes, it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
Aren't you gonna push me now?
I'm not pushing you.
You're too lucky to push me.
Please push me.