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In the first episode of "Useless Kids", let's meet with 1,000-yen girls!
I know what you mean.
It's tough.
Today, we'll have you go shopping at 100-yen shops for 1,000 yen.
We'll have you become beautiful girls.
Beautiful girls?
Lastly, we'll have you choose the most beautiful members for your costumes.
The problem is that we only have 1,000 yen.
That's right.
So, we'll go to 100-yen shops and buy things for 1,000 yen.
Like makeup tools, right?
All of them?
All of them.
We won't do it alone!
Let's have these girls appear!
Here they are!
The vikings and table tennis players.
They're beautiful girls!
That's right.
You know them?
I know them.
When you did something like girls, you were really good at it, right?
Yes, Suga-san...
Suga-san?
Huh? I don't know!
He's already a girl.
He's already a winner!
He's a winner!
Each member will go to a 100-yen shop and buy things for themselves to become beautiful girls!
What should I do?
Should I dress like an idol?
Either way, I should dress like an idol.
This...
70 liters is bigger.
Yes, that's right.
In terms of size.
Yes, 70 liters is bigger.
I should wear a wedding dress.
What is this?
This is a nail...
Yes, it's a nail.
You put it on your nails, right?
I think so.
Yes, you're right.
But you put it on your earlobes like this...
I think you can do it.
You can do it, right?
I have an image.
Is it a little flashy?
Is it what you think now?
Is it Britney Spears?
Oh, there is Zura.
500 yen...
Is there only 500 yen in Zura?
No, but Zura is expensive.
This is like this...
Wow, it's amazing.
This is completely different.
After all, is there no Zura?
How do you shop like this?
I can't see it at all.
What is this?
Oh, it's a chair cover.
I think I can think of something like this.
Oh, look at this.
This is good.
I think you can put this on your hat like this.
I want two of them.
Wow, is 1,000 yen really enough?
My image is a Japanese beauty.
Spring-like kimono.
I really want to make a hakama.
This...
On top of the kimono...
I'll do something like this.
Then I can make a hakama.
Hakama...
Something like gyaru...
Lolita...
Something that's easy to understand...
Hair...
I have to do something about my hair first.
But...
Something like this might be good.
Yeah, something flashy might be good.
Is this enough?
I think your make-up is important.
A flashy woman is good.
A bald one.
Eye shadow?
Is it like this?
Should we try this?
It has ramen in it.
It has to have ramen in it.
You are a flashy woman.
When I went to Kyoto for shooting, there was a beautiful Japanese-style house.
I imagined this house.
There is a tablecloth.
This is beautiful.
Something like this.
Right?
Can we use these two?
Do you have your own theme?
What should I do?
I want something flashy and bright.
I don't know.
This is a hat!
What is it?
A mesh cover for a chair.
What about this?
It's different.
What do you think?
Why is it different?
I don't want to do it.
I don't know.
Tell me.
What is it?
Is it brazil?
Brazil and Samba dance together.
Is it different?
Tell me.
I don't know.
After shopping, each member goes to a cafe.
What kind of woman will they transform into?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Hello.
That's not "hello" anymore!
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm sick of this.
Would you like to order something?
Coffee, of course!
Don't make fun of me.
Hurry up and go!
What the hell is wrong with you?
What?
You don't keep time at all.
You are stupid.
I can't believe you.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Hurry up and do it!
I'm sorry.
Get rid of the ash tray.
Hurry up and put it down.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
You are really late.
It's cold!
- You're late! - You're the one who's early!
What's early? I came on time!
- I was waiting for you outside! - You're late! Hurry up!
- I was in a traffic jam! - Where were you going?
- Where did you come from? - Asakusa!
- It's not crowded! - It's been crowded since Asakusa!
- Don't go to Asakusa! - It's crowded, so I'm pissed off!
- What are you drinking? Hurry up! - You have coffee, right?
- Then tell me! - Give me coffee!
- Yes, sir! - Bring me a cup!
- You're late! - You're late! Sorry for making you wait!
- What were you doing in Asakusa? - Huh?
- What were you doing in Asakusa? - In Asakusa...
Um...
I... I was looking at dogs!
- Dogs... - There are dogs out there!
- Asakusa dogs are cute! - I don't know about that!
- I was looking at dogs! - I don't know what you're thinking about!
- You're late! - You're late!
- Wait a minute! - What?
- You're all ugly! - You're ugly!
- Ugly? What's wrong with you? - You're ugly! Hurry up!
- I feel sick! - What?
- Sit down! Hurry up! - How ugly am I?
- You're ugly! - You're ugly!
- Wait a minute! - You're ugly!
- I don't want you to be with me! - What are you drinking?
- You're holding coffee! - You're holding coffee!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- What do you usually eat? - What do you like eating?
What?
I like corn.
What?
I like corn!
You're laughing!
I'm not laughing!
You're laughing!
What else do you like?
It's disgusting!
What else do you like?
Pickled noodles.
Pickled noodles?
Which one?
Huh?
Are you warming it up?
You like thick pickled noodles, don't you?
Are you a fish-type person?
I'm a fish-type person!
What's with you?
You like thick pickled noodles, don't you?
What's with you?
Hurry up and bring it!
You're always late!
What are you doing?!
Write it down!
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
It's disgusting!
It's really disgusting!
It's disgusting!
You're the most disgusting one!
What's the theme?
The theme is...
You can't tell just by looking, can you?
What?
I'm from Kyoto!
It's disgusting!
What? What? What?
It's Aoyama Therma.
What?
Aoyama Therma.
What is that?
It's Aoyama Therma.
Isn't it really terrible?
Terrible...
Do you have a will to do it?
No, I don't have a will to do it!
I don't have a will or anything!
You're terrible too! What? What?
What are you wearing?
I came out of the bus stop!
You're wearing it!
I came out of the bus stop!
You're the one who copied me!
Wait a minute!
You're wearing it too!
You too!
What?
What's with your personality?
You're wearing it all over!
What? Stop it!
That's why I'm in third place!
What's with you?
I'm in first place!
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Hurry up and do it!
You're so mean!
Welcome! Good evening!
You're late! What are you doing?
Don't make me busy.
You're barefoot!
Don't make me busy!
You're late!
I'm not late! You're making me busy!
Hey, where do you spend your money?
What are you doing in my room?
You're mean! What are you wearing?
I dyed my hair with this.
What's wrong with you?
You're different from others.
What do you mean?
What's your concept?
Do you have a concept?
Yes, I do.
What is it?
I'm a beautiful witch who escaped from bath time.
What is it?
You're mean!
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
I'm barefoot, so I'm wearing hot pants.
I don't know what you mean.
You're wrong.
Why are you barefoot?
Because you make me busy!
What's this?
Kamui?
Kamui and Gaiden?
No!
I like it!
Wear it properly!
It's expensive!
Are you wearing it?
Yes, we're wearing it.
Why are you wearing it?
We're wearing it.
It's true!
It's so lame.
You're wearing it in different colors.
If you want to be beautiful, you have to wear it.
Why are you gathering here?
I told you to gather here!
What did you say?
I don't know.
It's impossible not to protect time.
I hate you.
Welcome. Good evening.
You're late.
I'm not late.
What are you wearing?
What are you?
I'm not what you think I am.
What?
I'm not wearing the same clothes as you.
You can say whatever you want.
I'm who I am.
It's an old story.
You are...
It's an old story.
I'm from Kyoto.
Where are you from?
I'm not an old man.
Old man! What are you talking about?
You are too old.
Wait a minute. How is your foot?
Show me your foot.
Why do I have to show you my foot?
Hurry up and show me your foot.
What is it?
It's socks.
What is it?
I'm scared.
I've put it together for you today.
It's solidified.
What is it?
Are you crazy?
What is it?
You walked a lot.
What's in it?
It's felt.
It's felt?
It's felt.
What's felt?
It's felt in it.
What is it?
It's dead.
It's not dead.
Let's sit down.
I don't like it.
Thank you for waiting.
You're really ugly.
Ugly.
Come back.
It's not me.
It's not.
Aren't you slimmer?
It's not you.
It doesn't feel good.
You wear surfer clothes?
I do surfer.
Why?
I can skate, too.
But I like it.
What is it?
I'm sick of this guy's concept.
Don't look, I'm really hungry.
I'll work hard until summer.
I'll work hard.
I don't want to be called by such a group of warriors.
I don't like it.
I don't want to be involved.
You don't say that.
You don't have a boyfriend!
Do you have one?
I do.
Are you kidding me?
You broke up recently.
I'm about to have my next one.
Are you kidding me?
What kind of guy is he?
A TV company employee.
What?
What are you talking about?
Let's hear it.
What kind of TV company employee is he?
He does a lot of shows.
What are you talking about?
He does reports.
A reporter wouldn't date you.
I'm dating you.
What is this?
Who? What do you do?
Me? I'm a reader.
It's really hard for me.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Who?
A business relationship.
What business relationship?
Business relationship.
I've heard of it, but I don't know what it is.
What business relationship?
All kinds of business.
It's too wide.
I'm not talking about people who don't exist.
I'm sick of it.
Stop it.
If you keep talking like this,
I'll get sick of it, too.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Get out of here!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Get out of here!
What's going on?
Get out of here!
What's going on?
There's only sweet potatoes!
What's going on?
There's only sweet potatoes!
I'm sorry, but what happened to your hair?
It's burned.
I just set it up today.
Wait a minute, you're lying.
Don't you know about this latest room?
What do you call it?
What is it?
What do you call it?
What is it?!
Pearl... Pearl white hair.
What is it?! What is it?!
Everything is weird.
I don't want you to say it.
Can I say it?
You can't say it!
No, why?
No, it's not like that. Your hairpiece is annoying me.
That's not 100 yen, is it?
It's not 100 yen.
What?!
That's not fair!
What is it?!
We're doing it for 100 yen!
Let's do it for 100 yen.
Everything is 100 yen, right?
It's 1000 yen in total, right?
That's why you're naked.
You're naked?!
What's wrong with you?!
You're naked?!
You're not dead!
What's wrong with you?!
You're naked!
What's wrong with you?!
What is it?!
This is a rubber band.
I rolled it up on a tissue.
What's wrong with it?!
Don't say it! It's embarrassing!
What is it?!
Do you spend money on it?!
I don't spend it!
Isn't that a violation?!
Isn't it a violation?!
I don't spend it!
It's true!
You're not good at defending yourself.
What is it?!
It's true!
I don't spend it!
I'm mad!
What is it?!
It's a rubber band!
It's a waste of money!
What is it?!
The way you talk!
I'm mad!
It's gross!
You're not the only one making weird characters!
That's right!
It's freezing cold today!
It's freezing cold!
It's freezing cold today!
It's freezing cold!
I've been waiting for you!
What is it?!
My boots!
My short boots!
It's a rubber band!
It's freezing cold!
It's a waste of money!
What is it?!
I came from Osaka!
You're not like that!
What is it?!
You're not like that!
You're almost like that!
What are you saying?!
You're almost like that!
What are those boots?!
Tell us!
What is it?!
It feels like it's handmade.
That's why it took you so long!
What is it? I'm scared.
It's better if you're not scared.
I'm scared.
Stop messing around!
I'm scared!
Wait!
What is it?
I'm scared!
What is it?
I don't like it!
What is it?!
It's hard to say!
It's a horn vessel.
You're traveling.
You should do your head properly.
What is it?!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
Me neither!
I don't like it!
You don't like it?!
Tell us!
Don't rush me!
What is it?!
You're scaring me!
What is it?!
What are you scared of?!
You're scared of it?!
What do you think?!
We're not scared of it!
But you know,
this is...
This is the current situation!
You're not scared of it?!
Use your energy!
I don't like it!
But you're scared of it?!
I don't want you to put it that way!
But I think I'm the prettiest of you all!
Me too!
I think I'm the prettiest of you all!
I'm telling you!
I think I'm the prettiest of you all!
You're 0 points, right?
That's right!
Huh?!
He's good. He's also 0 points.
That's terrible.
Why me?
I know what it is!
It's a party spray.
What is it?
It's not a party spray!
It's a trend!
It's not a party spray!
What is it?
It's too much of a joke!
Isn't it too long?
It's too long.
I feel bad for the staff.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry for the staff.
I love you.
We love you.
I love you.
What's that?
Look at this.
What's that?
It's a 100 yen shop.
The color is different.
I put it on.
I see.
What?
Show me.
Did you buy it?
What's this?
It's a surplus fabric.
It's stuck together.
Why didn't you show me?
What would you do if you didn't see it?
What would you do?
It's over.
I see.
On behalf of ONEW,
the women's performance,
BLUBONG will choose
the prettiest member.
Think about the composition.
Yes.
Look at the whole thing.
Using this, we will make the prettiest one.
But we will make it with confidence.
Can you decide on the "biri" first?
Yes, "biri".
We won't say "this is not it".
Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.
Let's meet with 1,000 yen bills.
First, we will have Bullbong decide on the ugliest bill.
Will it be...
Seriously. Seriously. Seriously.
I'm sorry, Hana-chan, "biri".
Wait a minute.
Hana-chan.
It's not "biri".
Why?
What's wrong with your face?
Your face is a little pale.
No, no, no. My face is a little pale.
If you do it too much...
I don't know if I did it too much.
It's ugly.
My face is ugly.
Cute. Cute.
Cute?
Let's talk about "biri".
In total balance...
"kotougeko".
"biri nagashi-sama" is a little close.
I was first. I can't do it anymore.
I think Kosei had confidence.
It's really a little...
You had confidence, didn't you?
I definitely had confidence.
I was wondering if I could do it.
Okay. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
The recording is over here.
However...
Hamada noticed that man wasn't there.
Hey! Hey!
Wait a minute.
I don't have my uniform.
My uniform...
I don't know where it is.
I think it's somewhere...
On the road...
Hey! Hey! Who is it?
Someone is coming!
Ah! It's cold!
Hey! A little more! It's cold!
It's cold! It hurts! It's cold!
It's cold and it hurts!
Who is it? Isn't it coming?
Hey, Chabi-san...
Isn't it too long?
Please...
No...
Even if this is the end...
An old man who is over 60 years old is a girl?
Maybe it's a crazy old man.