AISubs v3.4
[Music]
Good morning.
Today, I have sad news for you all watching on TV.
Since the second episode of "Ugaki no Tsukai Arahen", Hosei has been working with us.
Hosei has graduated from the show and will retire from the entertainment industry.
He hasn't graduated from the show, has he?
Well, I've heard a lot about him, but I don't know much about him.
Let's welcome him.
Hosei Tsukite. Please come in.
[Music]
I would appreciate it if you could explain to the viewers and us why the entertainment industry is retiring.
Hanaki...
Explain...
Yes...
When I'm 50 years old...
Yes...
I want to retire from the entertainment industry...
and focus on making children.
I want to make children!
You don't have to retire...
Isn't it something you can do?
My wife says...
You're a great woman when you're 40 years old.
You're a great woman.
And then my husband...
has an unpleasant look on his face.
My wife always says that when we talk like this!
When we drank together...
Yes...
You really wanted to know about my married life, didn't you?
That's not true...
Stop it!
I don't remember...
But if...
I see...
You were drinking...
If that happened...
I'm sorry...
If that's one of the reasons...
I have to apologize...
I'm sorry...
I want to confirm one thing...
The show is not retiring...
Yes...
But the entertainment industry is retiring...
Yes...
So...
The reason...
I want to know...
What do you think, Tanaka?
The reason I want to retire...
I don't know...
Of course, I don't want you to retire.
If you don't have a clear reason...
That's right.
I'd like you to reconsider it one more time.
That's right.
If you don't have a reason to retire...
Why don't we do it one more time?
That's right. Let's do it one more time.
Thank you!
Oh, I'm so happy!
But I have to retire!
Now, I'd like you to watch...
Kosei-kun's famous scene from "Gaki no Tsukai."
Here you go.
Tsukitei Kosei, 50 years old.
After appearing in "Gaki no Tsukai" for the second time...
Kosei-kun, who has created many famous scenes...
Has decided to retire from the entertainment world.
Tonight, we'll look back on that great miracle.
Episode 5. Yamasaki vs. Jimmy, a battle of authority.
Who the hell are you?!
You've got some nerve!
Hosei had someone he called "a natural enemy."
Yes, it's Yoshimoto's senior, Jimmy Onissan.
They always got along with each other.
Those two's appearance is now a nostalgic memory for me.
Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
Don't drive a car like this!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a natural enemy, but you can only drive like this!
Stop it!
Episode 4. Yamasaki vs. Yoshimoto.
Hosei had someone he called "a natural enemy."
Yes, it's Yoshimoto's senior, Jimmy Onissan.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's with you?!
Your face, now...
Your face...
How did you get your face up there?!
This place...
is just a tree.
3rd Place
Yamasaki Music Produce
I still remember this song a little.
He pursued his dream of living in seclusion,
and wrote and composed songs for himself.
20 songs in all!
"Sayounara no Konya" is this famous song.
Ah...
Just like yesterday,
in my heart...
He's really singing off-key!
...is a promise.
Ah...
Matsumoto-san...
The promise we made that day...
What is this?!
...is in my heart.
Because it's important...
Ah...
Tanaka-san...
Was there anything you were looking for?
Filling in the gaps in your heart...
I'm sure you'll understand and feel the taste of it.
Ah, Mr. Endo...
The dream we talked about in your room...
While remembering it, I nodded.
I can't forget that kindness.
We can't reach it with our own hands...
Stars shining with light...
Please wrap us up in your arms...
We're too weak...
Second place, Yamanoishi Matsu.
You never forget your spirit of challenge.
To mark the 20th anniversary of your career as an entertainer...
You took on the challenge of being the only one out of 100 people.
Wow, wow, wow!
This challenge seemed to be going well...
But...
Your stamina was taken away and you were beaten back home.
In the end...
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Yamato's bad side came out.
Yamato ran away from the studio.
Yamato!
Why are you crying like that?
What's wrong?
My back hurts.
We'll punish you until Yamato cuts you off.
Yes, yes.
You...
You?
Who are you talking about?
Yamato! Yamato!
Yamato! Leave me alone.
Yamato...
However, our exciting wedding ceremony...
How many times are you going to say that?
The everlasting top boy, Hosei, is finally married.
He forcibly delivered his healthy surprise to us.
This is like a wedding video, isn't it?
It is good!
What on earth is this?
It's a beautiful image, and I can't get used to this kind of image even if I do it with a song.
You're kidding me!
What's wrong with you?
You're kidding me!
Hosei grew up a lot with the use of instruments.
It's time for you to finally hit a period in that history.
But the years we spent together will never fade away, and will continue to be decorated in our hearts' albums.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye.
And...
Thank you for the memories.
Now, it's time for me to say goodbye to you, Hosei.
I'm Uchino of DESC, who passed away in 2014.
Uchino!
You came!
In 2014...
Here you go.
A letter for you all.
Thank you!
Don't call me for boring things!
Ouch!
Thank you for coming all the way.
Now, it's time for us to say goodbye to you, too.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
I heard that Hosei was going to quit playing the instrument last night.
I was at home with my wife and my wife's mother because of their children.
When I heard that Hosei was going to quit, we were both happy.
It seems like you really hated Hosei.
Thank you for making this decision for me.
Thank you for everything.
I've always hated him. I hated his face.
We've known each other for decades, but we've never had a meal together in private.
Now that he's retired and is with the general public, I don't think we'll see each other again.
Please do your best. Thank you for your hard work.
The first time I met him was when I was about 20 years old.
I'll never forget you, and I hope we'll keep in touch.
Thank you.
Finally, I'd like to say goodbye to you, Hosei.
Who do you think will be buried in flowers like this?
The five of us came here.
Everyone's gone.
I had a dream of being alone.
Actually...
I was really lonely!
But at the time...
I didn't cry.
At the time...
Even though I was a servant of a kid,
I didn't cry.
I was always alone.
Oh, I remember!
I remember that dream!
I was calling you "Hamada-chan"!
"Hamada-chan"!
I was calling you "Hamada-chan"!
I'm sad!
Until the end...
I thought you'd be crying like this!
Hey!
I thought you'd be crying like this!
Who did you think?!
I'm starting to feel bad.
Really, really, really.
I'm starting to feel bad.
I'm serious.
Finally...
Tanaka no Oki...
You are...
my...
best friend.
Tanaka no Oki...
I don't want to leave you!
I love you!
Tanaka!
Naoki!
Thank you for your hard work.
Not yet.
I haven't asked you about your feelings.
Hey! Let me go!
Mr. Osei!
Mr. Osei! What's wrong with you?
Mr. Osei!
It's no good!
I don't want to leave you!
I absolutely don't want to leave you!
I've been waiting for you for 30 years!
I haven't left you anything!
I don't want to leave you!
It must have been tough.
But, you know...
Retirement from the entertainment world...
Yeah, that was a big deal.
It wasn't really graduation.
Okay, everyone.
Let's work hard together from next week.
Please.
Wait!
Okay, everyone.
Let's work hard together from next week.
Please.
Wait!
Hosei...
Don't leave you!
It must have been tough.
But, you know...
Retirement from the entertainment world...
Yeah, that was a big deal.
Please.
Wait!
Ah, Mr. Tanaka,
The starry sky I looked up at yesterday
Is reflected in my throat and in my heart
Ah, Mr. Hamada,
Be careful of your health
At least don't take off your glasses
I know, I know
Ah, Mr. Matsumoto,
The promise we made that day
Is kept in my heart
Because it's important
Ah, Mr. Kosei,
Was there anything you were looking for?
I'm sure you know
How to fill in the gaps in your heart
Our hands can't reach
I'm sure you know
How to fill in the gaps in your heart
Ah, Mr. Kosei,
Let me stay in your heart forever
Ah, Mr. Kosei,
Let me stay in your heart forever
I won't stop
Please let me stay in your heart forever
What is this?
The law is long and long and long
I wish I could sing more
Thank you very much
Stop it!
Thank you very much
Stop it!
Are you retiring?
Yes, yes!
Or did you come from Hokkaido to America?
Yes, yes!
Stop it! What's wrong with you?
I'm retiring, so I came here at six in the morning!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
What is he talking about?
What?
What do you want me to do?
What are you talking about?
Really?
Please let me stay in your heart forever!
Oh my!
Oh my God!
I can't stand it anymore!
I have to stop or they will...
Nice to meet you!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
You should do it!
You should fight!
[Laughter]
Ouch!
Yamamoto-kun!
You can't run away!
Ouch!
You can't run away!
You should fight!
What is this?
It hurts!
What is this?
It hurts!
What is this?
You should fight!
I have no choice.
He hated gobo so much.
He got gobo again.
So...
I aimed at Takashi and Yanagisawa.
Sad and sad.
The instrument player's game.
The instrument player's regular show starts now on Hulu!
If you want to see the instrument player as many times as possible, watch it on Hulu!
I love it!