AISubs v3.4
Ladies and gentlemen...
It was good, wasn't it?
No, what was good about it?
Well, you know...
Mr. Hamaa...
You know...
The kind and welcoming customers...
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm not criticizing anything!
Right?
But, you know...
The staff...
The members...
Kokoriko and Yamaaki...
They all stopped you, you know?
No, that's not it!
You know that's not true, right?
No, no, no.
You guys, be careful!
And when I went in...
They had already prepared it for me.
Really?
No, it's true! It's true!
But, you know...
There's also the internet news, right?
You know...
It's Hamada's black paint!
What's up with that?!
They use Hamada's black paint in their photos!
What's up with that?!
If you think it's wrong...
Then you shouldn't use it in your photos!
Right, right!
You know...
On New Year's...
My wife and I...
Yes, yes!
We're going to Hawaii.
Yes, we're going!
My wife and I...
If we're not going to Hawaii...
We should go to Beverly Hills...
What are you doing?!
My wife and I...
We'll bring some cashew nuts...
I'm going to Beverly Hills!
Ping-pong...
And...
You know...
We'll bring some Prima Ham...
Prima Ham...
Prima Ham, maybe?
Well, well! Anything will do!
Even if it's a new business...
Anything will do!
But...
You don't know anything about the other side of the world...
Maybe you don't know anything about the other side of the world...
Huh?!
Maybe I don't know...
But...
I can't do it anymore...
I'm 33 years old!
I...
Um...
I went to Australia!
Oh!
I went there!
Oh, oh, oh!
On New Year's...
Yes, yes, yes!
I went there and...
Um...
It was like a lie...
I really can't believe it... But I have no choice but to believe it! It's true!
Well, I don't know if you're telling the truth or not...
No, no, I'm telling you the truth! It's definitely a lie!
Um...
It's okay! It's okay! Come out and talk!
Don't take it! No, I definitely won't! I've never really taken it!
Just say that!
No, I've never really taken it!
If you did, you'd say "Ah! I took it!"
But I had my employees, my family and my juniors with me...
Um...
I arrived in Australia...
Yes, yes...
And it was morning...
I arrived...
It was like 6 in the morning...
Yes...
I slept a little in the plane...
But I didn't sleep much...
I didn't breathe much...
Yes, yes...
It wasn't very refreshing...
I arrived in Australia...
Um...
At the tax office...
Yes...
At the tax office...
There were so many angry old ladies in Australia...
Well, old ladies...
They were probably a little younger than me...
About 40 years old...
Yes...
I don't know why, but...
Um...
My family was three...
Yes...
And I had two juniors...
Yes...
But these five people...
Yes...
I don't know why, but...
Hey, you guys...
Yes...
I don't know English, but...
Yes...
"Come over here." "Come over here."
"Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah."
He took me to some kind of toilet.
"Yeah, yeah." "Show me everything."
"Your luggage?" "Show me your luggage." "Your hand luggage?" "Yeah, show me your hand luggage."
"Huh?" "What, what, what, what is it?"
And it was pretty long.
"Yeah, yeah." "It's English, but..."
"It sounds like a lot of nonsense." "Yeah, yeah." "But it's like this."
"Yeah, yeah." "You're a little mad, aren't you?" "I'm a little mad, but..."
"I'm also a little like..." "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah."
Hey, you know what? I don't know English, but...
He said to me, "What's up with you?"
You seem like you have something to complain about.
"I see, I see." "That's a rebellious attitude, isn't it?"
"I see, I see." "That's a little obvious, isn't it?"
"No, no, you said it." "No, no."
"Don't wake me up. I haven't slept much." "Yeah."
"Hey, you know what?" "Yeah, yeah." "If you say that, I'll do the same!"
"Yeah, yeah." "I've been up all night since last night."
"Yeah, yeah." "If you say that, I'll do the same."
"Is it true?" "No, no, it's true." "Yeah, yeah."
"Yeah, yeah." "But I open everything like this."
"Who is this?" "What is this?" "What is this?"
Hmm...
Was this going on for about 20 minutes?
Hmm...
What was the result?
"So I asked him." "Yes, yes."
"Why were there so many people?" "Yes, yes."
"Were we chosen?" "Were we chosen?"
Were we chosen?
Were we that suspicious?
"Yes." "When I said that," "Yes."
"That old woman said," "Yeah!"
She pointed at my daughter,
Who was dancing,
An Australian joke that I don't think at all.
Ah, you mean that it was a joke?
Yes, it was a joke!
And while I was listening to it later,
If this was America,
If they'd be judged again,
They'd be almost beaten,
Well, sort of, up and down,
Pretty awful...
I'm like, 'Ooh,' but I can't say anything.
No, you can't say anything.
But I'm like, 'Overhand,'
and it's like, 'Hmm, this guy alone can't rebel against me.'
And worst of all,
there's a guy who's like two meters taller,
and he's boss,
and he's an Australian middle-aged man,
and his face is like, 'Bam!'
And it's like, 'Bam!'
So I heard something,
and it reached out to me,
and it said,
'Green tea!'
Are you alright?
In Japanese...
Have you been living in Osaka?
What are you doing now?
You're doing good, too?
"What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with you?" "Where's the tunnel?"
It's like the third generation of comedy loved it.
"Are you still working hard?" "The king is still alive."
What's wrong? What's wrong?
"What's wrong?" "Your subordinates brought you here."
Cool! Cool! Cool!
"Is that how you talk?" "No, really, like 'every time!' cool, cool, like this."
And then that ugly woman was like, 'what is all this?'
"Well, we don't know that now!" "You're terrible at this!"
I see.
We don't have it at all!
We don't have it for riding.
Well, you might be right.
But if we tell you this story, you might think it's a lie, right?
Well, but it's possible, isn't it?
Is it possible?
Not at all, not at all.
I was told about it in Las Vegas, too.
By a black man.
When we came out of the show,
the audience came out,
and they were standing like this,
and they were walking like this,
and they said 'hamachan!'
Well, well, well, I see.
Well, sometimes it happens, you know?
It happens, it happens!
And that man also moved to Osaka.
Was it funny?
Was it funny?!
"No, it was funny," he said.
Ah, but I think it's possible,
but you probably chose it randomly, didn't you?
- Wasn't it hard? - It was really hard.
Today, I will show you how to train.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean by "one step away"?
We don't have a chance to talk about this.
Today, I will show you how to train Matsumoto style.
What do you mean by "one step away"?
- It's okay. - It's not a secret.
I kept saying that I didn't do anything.
- It's not a secret. - It's not a secret.
I will show you how to train.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Is it okay for me to write a book?
It's not like you want to make money from a book now.
But you're doing it in Hollywood, aren't you?
I'm doing it in Hollywood.
Even if you write a book about it, it's not wrong.
But I think Matsumoto-style training method is attractive.
It doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy.
Well, the result comes out, doesn't it?
That's right.
Well, for sure.
For example, if an old man works out all his life,
I'll say to him, "Old man, you're just doing what you can do."
Are you an old man, too?
I won't say, "Old man," in my heart.
I'll say, "Old man, you're just doing what you can do."
I see.
No matter how many times you do what you can do, it won't work out.
No, you can do it.
I mean, you can do it more than that.
Oh, more than that.
For example, some people tell you to do push-ups 20 times.
But most people can only do it 20 times.
Well, you can get bent about 10 times.
Well, you may or may not go 10 times.
But if you do it a few times, you'll be able to do it 20 times.
I see.
But people misunderstand that you can do it 20 times because you're gaining muscle.
No, I don't think so.
No, you don't.
People learn.
They learn to do 20 push-ups with their own hands.
I'll teach you how to do push-ups.
I'll teach you how to do 20 push-ups with your own hands.
This is life.
But don't you do push-ups?
No, I don't.
If you had a trainer, you would have been told to do more.
I try not to do push-ups.
That's why I want to be a part of your training.
For example, if you are told to do 5 push-ups,
most of you count 5 push-ups in your head, right?
Yes, we do.
But you can't do that.
What do you mean?
Think about it like "I will".
"I will" means "I love you" for us.
I've been told that since I was a kid.
"One, two, three, four, five" is like that, too.
I've been told that since I was a kid.
One, two...
It's hard to do.
That's right.
But "I will" means "I love you".
Because you can't stop counting "one, two, three, four, five".
There's no goal.
There's something like "six, seven, eight".
But if you are told "I will",
Japanese people say "I will" all the time.
You can't stop with "I will".
You want to go all the way to "a".
You can't stand the sense of remorse that "a" leaves you.
You want to go all the way.
If you say "I will", you will definitely go all the way to "a".
Japanese people are like that.
I wonder if it's like that.
It changes all the time.
It feels good, doesn't it?
After "a", "i", "u", "eo" is "eo" is my "eo".
This is a really important story.
The last five times are "a", "i", "u", "eo"
When you say "eo", you say "one", "two", "three", "four", "five"
I can't think of anything.
But "a", "i", "u", "eo" reminds me of my childhood.
It's Japanese taste.
I definitely won't do it.
So you've been doing "a", "i", "u", "eo" since you started doing it in Canada?
No, I can't do it all the time.
I'll get used to it.
The last time is "a", "i", "u", "eo"
- When you're being pushed back? - Yes, when you're being pushed back.
But you have to be careful not to go "a", "i", "u", "eo" too hard and end up in "kaki kakeko"
I won't do it.
- But if you're in "kaki kakeko" area... - You can't go all the way?
You can't go all the way!
If you're in "kaki kakeko" area...
- If you're in "kaki" area... - If you're in "kaki" area...
"kakeko" becomes cruel.
And of course, if you're in "saseaseso" area...
- If you go any further... - If you go any further...
You'll end up in "unko" area.
You can go "kaki kakeko" area!
- You can go "a", "i", "eo" area and end up in "kaki kakeko" area! - But you have to pay 50 yen.
It's 50 yen.
Sometimes you can go all the way.
- Even if you're in a good mood. - I see. You can go all the way.
- If you're like "I'm going to style up today!" - Yes, yes.
Then you can't do anything about it.
You can only go "kaki kakeko" area.
But sometimes you can go all the way, right?
- No, I can't go all the way. - You can't do that anymore?
I can't do that anymore.
"a", "u", "eo" starts from where you can't go all the way.
"jyo", "a", "u", "eo" starts from where you can't go all the way.
Why can't you go all the way? Why don't you go all the way to the river?
- Shall we do one more? - No, no.
- Yes. - Please.
Matsumoto Garm went to the bridge when he was red.
I lied!
- Shall we do one more? - No, no.
- Yes. - Please.
Let's do one more. This is the last one.
- This is the last one. - One more?
If we don't have anyone other than Matsumoto Garm, we won't be able to do this exercise.
Like Hashimoto.
- You can't go all the way? - No, no.
You can't do it with Hashimoto!
You can't do it with Matsumoto Garm!
You can only have fun with Hashimoto!
- Do you understand? - Try it. Try it.
So Matsumoto Garm went to Hashimoto when he was red.
- Hashimoto is... - Hashimoto is...
- Hashimoto is your shadow! - But Hashimoto is Matsumoto.
Hashimoto is "eo" and "eo"
Hashimoto is "eo"
- Well, it was a little too soon. - Too soon?
- Well, it's still too soon for you. - Too soon?
But this is really about life itself.
- Well, it's really about life itself. - Oh, really? - Did you get it? - This is amazing, isn't it?
- We're in a business where you can get a lot of money right now. - So, when you push me away, you say "I will go there."
- Well, I'm a little angry about that. - No, you said it right. When you push me away, you say "I will go there." - Yes, I did.
- Well, you said it right. - So, when you push me away, you say "I will go there." - Well, I will go there, but you can find something you like there.
- You can find anything there. - Well, you should leave something there. - What should I do? - You should leave something there.
- I'm leaving something there. - Well, you can't be Hamada in a sudden, like "I'm gonna be Kitabeppu." - I'm gonna be Kitabeppu, you know.
- Well, then, you can't be Hashimoto. - I can be Hashimoto because you are Matsumoto. - You can't be Hashimoto. - What? - Because you are Hamada.
I'm Matsumoto, so I can't be Hashimoto.
You can be Hashimoto.
I can't be Hashimoto.
You can change a little bit.
You can be Sakota.
What?
You can be Hamano.
Hamano.
You can leave a little bit.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can be a hammer.
When you become a hammer, you become a muscle.
When you become a hammer,
you can't use a hammer.
When you are really in trouble,
you can say "hammer!"
I'm sorry, I wasn't going to tell you this much today, but I wanted to tell you a little bit.
You were going to leave it up to Ayueo, weren't you?
Well, but this is really a text that I led to the end of my hard work.
And, well, if I had to say one more thing...
You said you'd say it!
You said you'd end it with Ayueo!
You said you'd say all of it!
Thank you very much!
Well, if I had to say one more thing...
Ryo-san, you said it!
You said it would end like that!
You said it right in the middle!
I didn't want to say it, but...
If you've come this far, please say it.
It's the "usoyonen" training method, right?
I wonder if it really works...
What kind of method is "usoyonen" training?
It's really the last one!
It ends in two times!
Yes, yes.
It ends in two times and I say it myself.
And when I did it twice...
Who is it? Who is it now?
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Matsumoto?
Yes, Matsumoto.
And when I did it twice, I made a promise twice!
Yes, yes.
With Matsumoto.
Yes, yes, yes.
And when I did it twice, I said "usoyonen"!
I said it!
I lied!
I lied! I lied to myself!
I don't need Hashimoto for that!
I can do it with Matsumoto!
It's hard to do, it's hard to do.
That's right, but...
It doesn't go well with each other.
Ah, I see, I see.
Which one do you choose?
If you say "usoyonen", can you do it for the last two times?
I can do it, I can do it.
However, if you say "usoyonen" in the gym, you can't do it.
When everyone is quiet like that...
If you say "usoyonen" all of a sudden, you can't do it.
Ah, but what's wrong?
What's wrong?
If you say it like that...
Well, well...
Today you talked too much.
Ah, no, no, no.
If you can do it properly...
You can get used to a body like yours, right?
Don't touch me so easily!
Even if you say it like that, you can't do it.
I'm begging you, really...
(He's still breathing)
I can't do it for a while
Don't say you can do it for a while
As expected of Shinji!
I'm an actor!
Man, I was pissed off the other day...
It was snowing...
We talked about it on the train, didn't we?
All of a sudden...
We talked about how we shouldn't have thrown snow away
We were in a taxi
It was uphill, so it was snowing a lot
It was spinning
It was uphill, so it was snowing a lot
The driver backed up a little, but it was still spinning
Should I get off and push it?
I'm sorry about that, but...
Should I get off and push it?
I looked at the cow
There was an old man who was shoveling snow with a shovel
He saw me shoveling snow with a shovel
He started recording!
What kind of journalism is that?
Do you know what you're doing?
What kind of useless journalism is that?
Do you need it?
It's not a big scoop!
Right?
If you do that, I can't get off!
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
If you get off and I push you, it'll be a decent scoop!
That's true!
I can't get off and I want to push you all the time!
I see.
But I managed to do it a few times.
Won't you help me, you idiot?
Don't do that!
Aren't you angry?
But if you pushed me, I might have been reported as a good person.
As expected of Muscle Man!
It was worth it to train you!
Don't mess with my muscles!
I'm not messing with you!
You taught me how to train!
I'm not in a taxi, but I want to help you.
That's for helping the driver!
You're in trouble because you're spinning all the time!
I'll do it!
I'm really muscular!
I'll do it!
Come in!
The key's in my face!
I can't stand being bullied like this!