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On the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukami aru Hende",
next episode!
"Razubosu Kourin",
"Kowaisu Tachiko",
"Kanzen Produce",
Karta Soudatsusen
I don't like this corner because you guys are cheating.
No, we don't.
We don't like it at all.
No, we don't.
Especially you, Tanaka.
I'm the most cheating one.
You're the most cheating one.
Please don't call me "cheater".
You're a good old lady.
Please don't call me "good old lady".
You're a good old lady, aren't you?
It's been a while since you called me "good old lady".
Without further ado, let's eat!
Here you go!
Special sakura.
Is there anything else?
Yes, there is.
Is there anything else?
Yes, there is.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm already quitting.
I'm already quitting next month.
I'm not quitting.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The accumulated history is a shocking 53 years.
The last boss, Kobayashi Sachiko, has come to "Gaki no Tsukai"!
Tonight, she's going to tell us about her blue- haired life!
This is the same as always.
In the end, the person with the most mice was chosen.
It's a reward.
Let's get started!
"Cabaret Anglia" and "Big Incident"
That's fast!
You said it first!
Oh, did I?
You said it first!
Huh?
Cabaret Anglia
Oh!
I knew it!
You bastard!
I'll take that one.
Really?
You said it first!
I don't know about that.
You said it first!
It doesn't matter.
This rule is different.
I said it before.
So it's not popular anymore.
Do you know about "cabaret"?
Yes, of course.
Do you know about "cabaret"?
I don't know much about "cabaret".
"Cabaret Anglia" has a hostess and customers.
You drink there.
There's a stage there.
There's a band there.
You sing there.
At that time, there's an opening with "Kobayashi Sachiko Show".
You go out.
It doesn't matter if you go out or not.
People clap for you.
When you go out...
It's quiet.
You wonder if there are no customers.
You start singing.
When you get used to it...
There are a lot of people.
You wonder what it is.
When you start singing...
A man comes and says...
Excuse me.
What is it?
Sing this song for me.
It was a song called "Reunion".
When you look closely...
Everyone is wearing black suits.
The lyrics of "Reunion" are...
Small blue sky
Wall of prison
You who are holding me tight
In other words, it was a funeral.
It was sung by people like you.
Yes, it was sung by people like you.
And one of them started crying.
Wow...
Hold me tight
Is it okay for me to say this?
No, no, no.
And then...
Sachi, you only sang one song!
No, no, no. There are many stories.
Sing a little more!
And then...
It's a long song.
Sing a little more!
It's your favorite story!
It's your boss' story.
Back in the day, we also had that influence.
Did you?
Completely!
Really?
Since then, I've been playing with my boss.
Scary!
If my boss laughs, it's okay.
But if my boss laughs unexpectedly,
no one around me laughs.
I see.
Let's continue.
"too happy" - first confession with "omoidezake"
I got it.
omoidezake
First confession?
Yes, first confession.
This is also our song.
We also know this song.
We debuted with "usotsuki kabume" and it's our 15th anniversary.
15 years.
Yes, 15 years.
Double million.
We were super busy.
Yes, we were busy.
Until now, we did "gather up" campaign but we couldn't gather up.
This time, we changed to "don't push me".
I wonder what happened to me.
I see.
Is it that different from before you released "kouhaku" ?
Yes, we have a lot of relatives.
We also want to release "kouhaku" but we have some problems.
Yes, we do.
I want to help you somehow.
Let's continue.
Hama-chan, you are "peko-peko" during your break.
Yes!
That's fast!
This?
I'm not "peko-peko" but Hama-chan is very mischievous.
He is always mischievous.
When I say "I'm taking a break", he says "Sachan, I'm sorry for saying too much earlier".
I shouldn't have said it.
No, no, it's fine.
We all know it.
Don't say it anymore.
I really hate it when you say it like that.
There is another side of you.
You are doing this program because you want us to say it.
We are doing this program because you want us to say it someday.
You are quite silent, aren't you?
But I love you more than Hamada.
I love you as a guest.
I want to hear your story until the end.
I don't want you to say it for a long time.
The studio of Niconama was too small and I was surprised.
Here we go.
I was so scared.
It was a battle between Nicon and Hamada.
They were like this.
It was too short, wasn't it?
The studio of Niconama was too small and I was surprised.
And the camera was too small.
I was surprised.
It was too small and narrow.
It was a one-camera show.
It was too small.
Please experience it once.
Have you ever been there?
Yes, we have.
It was a small camera and we were broadcasting with that angle.
And the camera was like this.
It was a small camera and we were broadcasting with that angle.
Is it different from Niconama?
I don't work for a TV show.
You are unfair.
You should know it.
I told you it's unfair.
The rules are strict.
I see.
Wow!
That was a good one!
That was definitely the last one.
TV stations these days have private rooms now.
When I made my debut in the past, we had a huge dressing room.
And we had to make sure we had our hair and makeup in order.
So we had to throw away all of our makeup.
So I thought I'd just stay in the corner for now.
Did you get bullied?
I did.
You did?
At first...
It was 1939 when I was a kid.
It was like that at the time.
Did you get bullied like this?
A lot!
Not only like this, but also like that.
When I made my debut as a newcomer, I had only one sleeveless shirt.
My seniors would say, "I'll wear your sleeveless shirt, so don't."
And I'd be like, "I only have one!"
What did you do?
I couldn't help it, so I wore what I was wearing and sang.
Weren't you in private clothes?
Private clothes.
And I got bullied again.
What are you doing in your private clothes?
And you got bullied again.
And I hid my face.
You hid your face?!
Yeah, I hid my face and got bullied a lot.
Who was it?!
I can't say!
You have to say it!
You know him, right?
I don't think you know him.
There are a lot of people who have been knocked out.
You're a senior.
It's only been 53 years.
Who is a good senior?
Murata Hideo is a good senior.
Murata Hideo said, "Do whatever you like."
Murata might have been hiding it.
That's not it.
Your father is the best.
Let's move on.
"Sachiko rice".
Matsumoto might have thrown it away.
He might have thrown it away.
"Sachiko rice".
I'm from Niigata.
In Niigata, we call it "fukomai".
We grow rice in our own rice field.
When we have new rice, we deliver it to doctors and so on.
There are some leftovers.
I gave it to you two.
That's right.
You said, "Thank you."
I'm sure you threw it away without saying anything.
I didn't say anything.
I won't say anything.
Senior, please.
What's wrong with you?
Do you remember "sachiko rice" in the first place?
I remember it.
What was it like?
Was it okay a year ago?
Really?
What was it like?
It was like a vacuum pack, wasn't it?
No.
What?
It wasn't like that.
Then I'll apologize.
I don't remember it at all.
It was like a vacuum pack.
You didn't say "thank you", did you?
A serious match, bobsledding.
Is this really bobsledding?
I used to do professional wrestling.
Really!
But you don't look like an actor at all.
You were big.
I won.
You're getting taller.
It's amazing.
It's my sense.
When I said "last boss match", I fell down.
You fell down because of the wind pressure.
You have a good physique, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Your thighs and so on are similar.
I'm pretty good, aren't I?
Why do you say that?
I'm not saying you can't do it.
Is it true you're divorced?
Divorced?
Yes!
Ah, Tanaka!
My bad.
I didn't know.
I'm sorry, I don't know much about you.
It was last year's story.
Everyone said it, so I thought, "Oh, I see."
That's right, that's right.
Why?
Why?!
Straightforward.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
I didn't know, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that anymore.
I thought it wasn't like that at all.
We really...
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Do you have any plans for the latest?
Not at all, not at all.
You'll do it someday, won't you?
Well, I don't know how it's going to turn out, but...
Your voice changed all of a sudden.
Really?
I'm really...
I'm sorry about that.
Straightforward.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
What was the reason?
Well...
I'm sorry.
Straightforward.
I'm sorry.
Please do your best.
Thank you very much.
Please do your best.
Thank you very much.
In order to make a song for Suzuki Masaki-san, he went in and finally made a song for Kobayashi Sachiko.
Yes.
The last boss has arrived! Kobayashi Sachiko produces "CARTER"!
So far, 17 times have been completed!
As you can see, the current score is...
"Real best friend," Sada Masashi.
"Real best friend"...
Oops!
Glasses and guitar.
Sada-san, I like it, too!
There's no one as good as him.
He never lies.
For example, when he says something...
Okay, I'll go and sing next time.
If you say it, it will come true.
It's not 100% sure.
"Next time..." "No, I got it."
If you say it, it will come true.
He said it first.
If I had a guitar, I'd be at a concert.
It's really cool.
When I had a lot of trouble, I couldn't release any songs.
There was no one to write for me.
Well, there were a lot of things.
At that time, I said, "Sister, help me."
What's wrong?
We talked about a lot of things.
Well, how long do you want it?
Until when?
Make it.
Okay.
But it may take a little time.
Okay.
If you say it, it will come true the next day.
The next day?
It will come true the next day.
So...
I can say it now.
That day, a lot of people asked me to sing Suzuki Masayuki's song.
I went in to make Suzuki Masayuki's song.
The day before, I said it.
In the end, I made a song for Kobayashi Sashiko.
Suzuki-san...
I made it all later.
But I said I'm sorry about that later.
No, I'm asking you now.
I made it all while I was waiting for you.
You're giving me more and more songs.
He was like that.
Because of his wealth.
If you want me to make a song next time, I'll ask Yamamoto-san.
I make songs.
I also make songs.
Composition and composition.
Can I make a song?
Let's go.
Ko-san, let's go.
Let's go.
Next.
Takamina ate me up. I might be lying.
I might be lying.
That's bad.
That was fast.
I have a show.
Takamina-chan appeared as a guest.
She graduated from the British Academy of Music.
She introduced me to many people.
Sachiko-san, please introduce me.
She was like that.
Can you introduce me, Sachiko-san?
I've introduced you to many people.
If you let me...
I like Shiroki-jun-san.
I like Mariko-san's daughter.
Mariko-san's daughter.
I'm not talking about Luna-san.
Joy-san.
Joy-san is cute.
Joy-san is very nice.
She's here.
Her name is familiar.
What is it?
It's "hifuka".
"Choudo".
What does "choudo" mean?
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
You haven't been thinking about it for a long time.
You've grown up.
You're trying to protect her.
You haven't grown up.
What did you say?
You asked me to introduce you.
My husband works in the medical field.
Doctors and people like that ask me to introduce you.
Sachiko-san, please introduce me.
The next day, I said it on Friday.
You said it.
Sachiko-san, I'm sorry.
I'll confess.
We ate together.
You're not a fool anymore.
Joy-san.
How old is she?
She's in her 30s.
"Choudo" is good.
I'll call you.
Give up on Shibuki-san.
You're persistent.
You hated me. You were afraid of me.
The last boss has arrived! Kobayashi Sachiko and Produce Kalta!
Break 1,000 cherry blossoms on the internet.
So fast!
I did a cover of Miku Hatsune's vocal song "Senbonzakura" and posted it on Nikodou.
Suddenly, I got 2 million accesses in about 3 days.
That's a lot of accesses.
This is my pet.
Your pet?
Yes, my pet.
You're getting along well with the times, aren't you?
We don't know.
What is Miku Hatsune?
She is a singer who made it on a computer.
The person who made it has a software called Vocaloid P.
They use this software to make melodies and sing them.
The person who made Vocaloid P made it all by himself.
In a sense, she is a professional musician.
That's right.
I made Vocaloid P just like Miku Hatsune.
I made it with my voice.
Even if I die, I will be able to make a new song in 100 years.
I made it with my voice.
That's the era we live in now.
Do you understand?
That's the era we live in now.
You're getting along well with the times.
Really?
The other day, Influencer...
Influencer...
I've heard that name before.
Influencer...
Influencer is someone who has the power to send information.
That's why...
That's cool.
I've seen you before.
I did an event.
A hundred people gathered.
It's about 500,000 people.
The song I sang with a hundred people was broadcasted in a video.
Millions of people watched it in an instant.
That's how I promote now.
Is your manager like that now?
Yes, my manager.
That's probably what it's like.
You're getting along with the times.
There are many things I can't keep up with.
My managers are doing it for fun.
When I say it's fun, they say it's fun.
When I say it's really fun, they say it's fun.
I get along with it.
That's excellent.
It's not excellent, it's just fun.
He's over there.
He's young, isn't he?
Is he excellent?
Is he beautiful?
What do you think of Tanaka?
You don't have to answer.
What do you think of Tanaka?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Kobayashi Sachiko and Produce Kalta.
Matsumoto and Hosei are leading one step at a time.
It's finally the final battle.
The winner will receive a special reward.
Imitation.
I really want you to shake it.
Hey!
Right in front of you!
Yes! Right in front of you!
You know what? I won first place, right?
But I don't need your rice anymore.
Hey! Don't say that.
Why do you imitate people?
I was scouted when I appeared in an imitation show.
Hibari-san and many other people imitated me.
At that time, there were a lot of imitation shows.
But now, I don't seem to imitate people at all.
I don't have that image.
Chiyoko Shimakura-san and Hibari Misora-san can imitate me anytime.
But I haven't been imitated much recently.
Then...
Please do it somewhere else.
Don't you need it?
Don't you want me to do it now?
I don't know the rules at all.
You know the rules, don't you? You've been doing it for 30 years.
That's not what I meant.
Please do it somewhere else.
Then...
Shinichi Mori...
I'm kidding.
I haven't done it.
Shinichi Mori...
Don't do it.
She's a woman.
Chiyoko Shimakura-san can sing anything.
Oh, really?
She's a trendy woman.
I can't do it.
She can't do it.
The winner is Matsumoto-san!
I have a reward for you.
A reward?
The prize is...
Vocaloid software and light novels for the first time.
Sachiko Kobayashi's latest goods.
Sachiko, how was it today?
Was it good?
No, it wasn't good at all.
My imitation was a huge success.
Please do it again.
Is that enough?
Did you find out?
No, I didn't.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!