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It's the first summer of the year, and next year is the Viking Kotoge 7th edition!
It's supposed to be 50 people to commemorate.
Wow, we've come this far.
And today is Kotoge.
I noticed recently, but Yanaoka always comes up to me and says that everyone wants to do it.
I drank with Kotoge recently and asked him if he wanted to do it, and he said he didn't want to do it at all.
I really don't like it.
You're lying!
Let's cut to the chase.
Today's guest is Kotoge!
How is it?
I don't want to do it at all!
We've been talking about this for a long time, and we've always had something on our minds.
No matter what we do, it's not fun.
It's not fun at all.
And you're going to do 17 things today.
No, I'm not!
How far do you want to go?
I might want to go up to 15th place.
Humble is humble.
One day, if you do something, Nishimura...
I want to do it.
You want to do it?
I really want to do it!
You really want to do this, right?
I really want to do this.
Then we'll go in the direction you really want to do it.
Give me a little time.
I don't think it'll be decided here.
- Shall we start? - Yes, yes.
Is there anything you're interested in?
Why don't you start first?
- You know, "When will this be over?" - "Next year."
- "Next year."
- You know, when you can't laugh. - "That's right."
- You know that foreigner, right? - "That's right."
- You know him, right? - You look like him.
- You look like him, right? - Is it like that? The moment you saw him?
I thought you thought of me.
- It's reasonable for you to think of yourself. - I thought of you for a moment.
- But if you look at it like that, it's not like that at all. - That's right.
- It's not like that at all. - It's not like that at all.
- Doctor, are you sure you're okay? Doesn't it hurt? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Ivo's examination will end soon. - Really?
- Please lie down for a moment. - Yes, please.
I'm going.
Butterfly! You're touching a butterfly!
It's a butterfly! Ivo, touch it! Ivo!
Please!
I'm going.
I said, butterfly! It's a butterfly!
You're touching a butterfly!
I'm going.
Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly! Butterfly!
It's a butterfly! You should try it!
- This is... - A butterfly. - That's right!
You're touching a butterfly! Ivo, touch it!
Please!
- I'm going. - Okay.
Wait a minute!
It's "super"!
No, you should try it.
- This is... - Super technique!
That's right!
That's right! This is what you are doing!
This is...
Cho-jutsu
EVO!
You don't know anymore!
You don't know "Cho" and "EVO" anymore!
Hey, let's do it again!
This is...
Cho-jutsu
EVO!
Hey, are you okay?
You've been touching EVO all the time!
No, no! If you break it like this...
Hey, it's no use!
Hey!
Ah, Cho-jutsu
EVO!
"Ah" is what?
What is "ah" and "evo"?
What is "Cho"?
It means "back"
No, it's this angle. It's dirty!
It's all wrong!
Is it all?
Ah!
It's all...
It's a little more this angle.
Oh, you couldn't see it?
It's not a story you can't see.
No, that's right!
How is it?
Well, it's good.
Well, you've said it a lot.
You mean "requiem".
You've practiced many times.
You've done it many times.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
STOP!
The evasion competition of "Usuraage" law.
Ah, let's stop it here.
No, let's stop it.
Let's stop it here.
No, let's stop it.
Let's stop it.
It's not torn at all.
Thank you very much.
What are you drawing?
You can see it properly.
Eh?
Yes.
Do it properly.
It's torn a lot.
No, it's not torn much.
What do you mean it's not torn much?
You don't care about it, do you?
No, I don't care about it.
Because I've never been told about it.
Ah, you've only been told about it here?
It's only here.
You've only been told about it here.
I don't know what to do.
If it's torn, I can do many things.
No, no, no.
What do you think, Nishimura?
Is it torn?
Looking at it like this...
It's...
It's torn, isn't it?
Nishimura, you...
You've been saying it for a long time.
It's torn.
It's up.
No, it's down.
No, wait a minute.
You didn't tell me.
I was asked by MG.
Next is this way.
It's already 50.
It's normal.
It's down before 50.
I'll eat it.
Thank you for watching.
(Laughter)
Thank you for watching.
Did you change it?
The timing was good.
And it was after that.
Did you change it?
I don't know.
You've changed it a lot.
It's good.
It's funny.
I think it's because of that story.
I only ate a little bit of rice.
That was funny.
It was funny.
I'm glad you can't talk much.
I only ate a little bit of rice.
But it was good.
Hello?
Does it look like me?
I'm on the phone because I saw you guys using a kid.
I'm not saying thank you.
This is too funny.
It's funny and funny and I can't help it.
I can't stop laughing at all.
Regular people are also a bunch of monsters.
First of all, Matsumoto.
How long is his laughter going to last?
His low thinking power has long exceeded Walt Disney.
And Hamada.
How long is he going to be the king of tsukkomi?
How long do other entertainers have to chase his back?
And Endo.
He's handsome, isn't he?
He leaves his fingernails on the floor every day.
Isn't it amazing?
It's his show.
It's not "hillandes" anymore.
It's "hil-endo-desu".
Laugh, you bastard!
And Tanaka.
From the drama to the morning information program,
it seems like you're going everywhere.
But I want to see you more.
I want to see you more, Tanaka.
Bring out Tanaka, you bastard!
Bring out Tanaka!
I want to see you more, Tanaka!
And Hosei.
He's trash.
He's just a piece of trash.
Because he's eating as an entertainer,
entertainers will always look down on him.
Do you want me to tell you about his only laughing point?
It's that he's from Kansai.
This show is not just about the cast.
Even the staff is talented.
Especially you, Shinobu.
You're a weak producer who can do everything perfectly.
I don't like you, Shinobu!
So, make more interesting shows for me.
I'm always rooting for you.
If you come up with a good idea, I'll tell you about it.
You're not going to pay me for that?
That's terrible!
A producer is no good!
But it's a show.
It's like a show.
Of course it is.
How about that laugh?
A producer is no good!
Thank you for watching my video.
Does it hurt?
Break time.
We don't need break time here.
You're the only one laughing.
I'm in.
Not that much.
I was barely safe.
No one laughed, but you laughed.
It was the hardest.
You were flying around.
Special.
This happens.
If it wasn't like this...
This is bad.
It's almost full.
Let's see if Hosei's disease is real or not.
It's not a disease.
Your jaw hurts?
It's a concussion.
Did you go to the hospital?
I went.
Who went?
Of course I went.
What happened?
It's a concussion.
It's really a concussion.
It's crazy.
Do you have a death certificate?
I do.
I want to see it.
A death certificate?
It can't be helped.
I want to see it.
It can't be helped.
I want to see it.
Can you get one with a death certificate?
Of course you can.
You can get one.
You can write "my care"
but you can't write "hysha"
Hysha?
Is it "hysha"?
It's "hysha".
You can write "death certificate"
but you can't write "hysha".
At least you lied about having it.
What?
What did you say?
Listen to me.
Do you have it or not?
I don't have it now.
It's weird, isn't it?
I have a death certificate and I'm walking.
It's really weird.
But you said you had a diagnosis.
Is it a Carte? Is it okay if it's a Carte?
A Carte?
Yes, it's like a receipt.
It's more difficult and expensive than a Carte.
No, it's like a receipt.
A receipt?
It's like a medical examination.
What do you mean?
It's like a medical examination.
What do you mean?
No, it's not like that.
It's different from a gastrointestinal disease.
No, gastrointestinal disease...
So you made a mouthpiece?
Yes.
It's like a mouthpiece.
Thank you for waiting.
Stop!
This is a set of soups.
Who's there?
[toilet flushing]
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all when customers come and go.
Is the break long?
I don't think there's a break.
[The break is too long for the guests to come and go.]
What is this?
Well, well, well, well, well.
That happens, doesn't it?
That's why it's seven variables, isn't it?
That's right.
You want to do it.
It may not have anything to do with it, but you want to do it.
That's right.
[Sigh]
There's no fire.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot!
I'm tired.
Tanaka, Koguei.
Koguei, Tanaka.
Yes, yes.
Koguei.
Open! Koguei, come! Come! Come!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Seriously?
Right?
What?
How could this happen?
It was amazing.
You stepped on it!
I stepped on it.
You stepped on it.
It was amazing.
What?
Ihemura-san!
I laughed at the first one.
What?
The first one.
Honestly!
I forgot to call for a stopper.
I was like "Ah!" for a second.
For a second.
Right.
But I don't know.
The last one was...
Right.
It's about to explode!
Kotoge.
Explode!
Huh?
She's not here.
Maipan!
Damn it.
Whatever.
That's it.
Moepa!
There's nothing in it.
Nothing at all.
I'm scared.
I was really scared.
Three shots in the end.
No, four shots in the end.
Good job!
29 vs...
What are you doing, Kotobuki?
This is difficult.
At first...
It was good!
I didn't know what was going to happen.
It was really good.
I'm going first.
What is this?
What is strange about me?
I'm sorry.
It's 5 o'clock now.
It's 5 o'clock.
I'm going to drink until 5 o'clock.
Thank you!