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Tonight, there's no energy for the six legendary comedians!
Stop it.
They can't stop talking about it!
If we say "tunnels" here and there, it's a little scary.
And Downtown talked about "tunnels"!
We have no choice but to do the show on our own!
They say "tunnels" and such, right?
Looks like it!
Are you going?
I'm not going.
We still have more!
What comedians want to hear!
I was angry!
You're marshmallow now.
So, during this broadcast, we will show you the honest talk that didn't make it to the show.
"What We Want to Ask Legendary Comedians" Summary Edition
There is only one rule of this show.
You must answer all the questions
comedians want to ask you.
That's all.
For me, it's OK,
but for you, Mr. Hamaa,
you have a lot of "no"s, right?
"No"s?
That's because you don't choose.
Don't choose!
It's almost "no"s.
You don't say anything private, do you?
Everyone does.
You don't say that, do you?
You don't say that either, do you, Megumi?
You're the one who wrote it.
I didn't say anything private.
Megumi is funny.
It's a big deal.
But to be honest,
you have a lover, don't you?
What is this?
What is your basis for saying that?
If you say you have a lover, what should you say?
If you say you have one, you should say you do.
Do you have a lover?
I don't.
You're lying!
Is it OK for me to lie?
You're lying!
You're the one who said it!
You do!
You don't!
You do!
You're lying!
Let's answer any question within 5 seconds.
Let's begin!
"Sanshirou", "Komiya", what do you want to know?
What did you laugh about the most in your life?
Matsumoto-san, please answer.
I don't know what it means.
Well, it's like...
At the end of last year, when we did "Don't Laugh"
and "Neck Drill"
with Tokuma Nishioka-san...
I'd like to ask Kento and Kobayashi...
Has anyone ever pissed you off?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
But...
It's not for celebrities, you know...
Well...
Fuji TV's producer-san...
Kuwabata-ohan, Kuwabata-no-kikutai-toku...
Can you say your wife's birthday?
Matsumoto-san, please answer!
Um... October...
27th...
This question is tough!
Continue, Hiromi-san, please answer!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Um... June... June 21st!
Continue, Degawa-san, please answer!
August 22nd!
Continue, Higo-san, please answer!
October 10th!
Continue, Megumi-san, please answer!
1967, March 10th!
Continue, Hamada-san, please answer!
Um... December 30th!
Oasis, Okubo-no-kikutai-toku...
Who is a woman entertainer you can hold in your arms?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
Huh? Hold in my arms?
Who is it? Okubo...
Ogiuhagi-no-kikutai-toku...
What fetish is it?
Megumi-san, please answer!
Tight skirt.
Short skirt.
Kawamura-no-kikutai-toku...
What is your favorite movie?
Degawa-san, please answer!
"Rome's Holiday"!
Huh? Huh?
Micchi-kundo-no-kikutai-toku...
Ueshiba Ryuhei and Terakado Jimon...
Which one would you save?
Higo-san, please answer!
Then... Ueshiba Ryuhei...
Oh, that's right!
Oasis-no-kikutai-toku...
How many out of 100 points in your life?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
Out of 100 points in our life, it's 100 points!
Jinnai Tomonori-no-kikutai-toku...
What is Hamada's face like?
Hamada-san, please answer!
Out of 100 points in our life, it's 100 points!
That's all for today!
I see.
I'm curious about your answers, but...
Hamada-san, you made a mistake.
What did I do?
You made a mistake.
I didn't do anything wrong!
You didn't do anything wrong!
What were you doing?!
I'm sorry, but I'll give you 10 seconds.
Matsumoto san, you answered 27, but you have 24.
This is bad!
There's no mistake like that!
You're the worst!
How do you know my birthday?!
Of course I know!
I'm sure you do things like events.
What's your wedding anniversary?
October 6th.
You don't know my wedding anniversary?!
You know it?!
I know it.
In May...
On that day, you were especially rude.
Did you get angry?
No, I didn't get angry.
I got angry because...
When I was 23 years old...
I went abroad for New Year's holiday.
I came back home late.
I was doing a live broadcast in the evening.
I didn't come back home.
I see.
When I arrived in Narita...
He came up to me and said...
Do you think I'm stupid?!
Come to Fujisun!
I was like, "Is there such an adult who says 'come to Fujisun'?!"
But I made it into a pose.
Really?
But I was still a human rights activist at the time.
I went to apologize to the human rights activist's president.
I said, "Are you making fun of me?" and said, "I'm sorry for getting mad at you."
I was drinking with a human rights activist's predecessor, Mr. Tamagawa.
We're not parents and children, but we get mad and apologize together.
On my way home, I said, "Hiromi, you can go to New York again, right?"
The human rights activist's president looked at me and said, "What's wrong with you?"
I thought he was crazy.
He was a human rights activist from a sales agency.
Even if he didn't appear on TV, he could make a living from sales.
He was that kind of person.
That's why Mr. Tamagawa didn't get mad at me much.
I thought, "He's amazing."
Do you have any eye boogers?
I might not have gotten mad at him.
I don't think you remember, but...
Mr. Kamioka...
Yes, Mr. Kamioka and Mr. Ryutaro.
Mr. Ryutaro appeared as a commentator on a lunch show.
One day, during a live broadcast,
Mr. Kamioka and his father's army,
including Mr. Ohtake and Mr. Watanabe and Mr. Masaki and five people,
when "choberiba" was in vogue,
Mr. Kamioka and Mr. Watanabe and Mr. Masaki and five people,
how much girls high school students understand their words, quiz tournament, and turn it around.
Then Megumi did it, live broadcast.
At first, there was a little change and introduction,
"Well then, girls high school students, uncles, the confrontation will begin from now on, but please send each other "ale" as it was written in the script.
Then Mr. Kamioka said, "What is "ale"?"
"Ale" is "support".
Why do you have to support someone who is about to fight?
Please answer me.
Well, there will be various things in the future, but in order for the results to be friendly and exciting for each other ...
No, I don't know.
I'm saying that many times.
Ten minutes, twenty minutes have passed and I have to pass the commercial,
"Even if I do my best to say it, Mr. Kamioka looks at me and says, "What is "ale"?"
It's about 20 minutes.
Live broadcast?
Live broadcast.
Mr. Otake and Mr. Watanabe and others will help me out, but not at all.
I can't help it.
Maybe I'm ... what is it?
Is it natural and tears came out?
Emotions and control ...
It's not sad or anything like that, but tears came out, right?
That's probably the commercial timing.
It's like a gentleman scolding a woman.
No, Mr. Kamioka was scared.
Kamioka hates fortune-tellers, too.
I've been hit all of a sudden by a fortune- teller.
If you're a fortune-teller, you know you'll get hit, right?
There's no way I know that!
He did it according to the script ...
Is it scripted?
Well, this person also did it according to the script and got angry.
No one, no one.
Already ...
Huh?
He was angry!
He did it exactly like in the script.
That's exactly like in the script!
He did it exactly like in the script and got angry.
Who did he get angry at?
The three of them.
At the time, I was being cocky.
I think I was thinking of killing Metaro.
In the script, we were all doing a skit.
I was playing a double role.
I said "what do you want me to eat?" and Hayaki Gai didn't come out.
Then Hayaki Gai came out again and Sansho did it.
At the end, Sansho said "two of you come out at the same time!"
Just like in the script, "can you do it?"
I said "can you do it?" because it's written there!
Can you do it?
In rehearsal.
Then...
Take a break.
I said "take a break" but he didn't come out at all.
Take a break.
At the time, Sansho's manager was a woman.
Masumoto-kun,
can you apologize to Sansho for me?
Can you do it?
I was being rude to my seniors.
I'm bothering you guys.
The rehearsal has stopped.
There are other seniors.
If I apologize for them,
I'll apologize at all,
but I'm just thinking about you.
Sansho isn't angry about it.
Because it's just like in the script.
So I went to the dressing room and said "Sansho, I'm sorry."
What are you talking about?
I'm embarrassed,
but I think it's okay.
Apologize!
Apologize someday!
"Okay," said Sansho.
I'm sorry!
It's okay now,
Sansho.
I was angry!
[Laughter]
There are many other questions, but is there an answer you can think of?
A female entertainer you can lean on.
Only Okubo-san could think of one right now.
I want more time.
How far can a female entertainer go?
Tomochika is a female entertainer.
Tomochika is not a problem at all.
Huh?
What's wrong?
What is it?
Tomochika is not a problem at all.
Huh? Tomochika is not a problem at all.
I don't like her at all.
What are you doing?
I don't like Tomochika at all either.
You did a diet commercial, didn't you?
In a swimsuit.
To be honest, I almost got killed there.
I almost didn't like it at all.
I was surprised.
I almost got killed there.
[Laughter]
It's a little different, isn't it?
You're very active.
I'm serious about it.
But Okubo-san is...
Okubo-san is one of the top ten entertainers.
I don't know what to do with that ranking.
I was drinking and I was drunk.
It was too rainy.
I was a little...
Huh?
Okubo-san!
I'm serious!
Tell me more specifically.
Did you get soaked in Okubo-san's tea?
I got soaked in Okubo-san's tea.
What if...
What if my chest...
I don't usually care about it.
I was drinking and it was about 2 o'clock.
Huh?
[Laughter]
Maybe it's true.
I saw Okubo-san in a dim light.
He looked like Darth Vader.
[Laughter]
Mimi-san, what do you think of this?
Who could it be?
It's a female entertainer.
What does she look like?
Kurosawa.
[Laughter]
Mori-san.
What's wrong?
She looks like...
I don't know...
A shining person.
[Laughter]
A shining person?
Kurosawa is a good girl.
I don't know if this will be transmitted through this talk.
I want you to talk about it.
What could it be?
A girl who doesn't look dull?
She works hard and does various things,
but among you three,
I don't think I've ever talked about this seriously.
[Laughter]
What could it be?
A girl who seems shy.
That's right.
A girl like that.
That's right.
Or a little bit more...
A little bit more like a little girl.
A little girl is good.
[Laughter]
That's right.
[Laughter]
I can't say that.
What is Matsumoto's "that skill" that Odegaard wants after this?
I don't know!
The answer of the legend entertainer who couldn't participate in the previous broadcast.
First of all, Kato Koji's "this is what I want to hear".
I want that skill of his.
Yes.
Then I'll be perfect.
Yes.
Or I'm already perfect, so I don't need it anymore.
In the previous broadcast...
I'm not afraid of high places...
I haven't done anything that would make me do it...
I want guts like you...
Ah, you want guts like Tecchan...
It's not about money anymore, right?
That's right, that's right...
You don't go to galleries anymore...
That's right, that's right...
You don't do music theory even for 100 million yen?
What?
No, but you know...
For example, if you were to take a photo that wouldn't be funny...
And if you did bungee jumping...
If you said you could erase it...
I'd jump!
But if you did bungee jumping...
You couldn't take a photo that wouldn't be funny...
In order to erase it...
As expected of Hamada...
He confirms that he is afraid of bungee jumping...
We won't reveal it yet...
What kind of skills do these three want?
Eh, what do you want?
For me, it's like...
A character...
A representative work...
A character...
I want to make one...
Like Shimura-san...
Like that...
Hitomi...
Or like that...
Like a fool...
I can do it for the rest of my life...
Ah, so that's how it is...
And if I commercialize it...
If I commercialize it...
Eh, Matsumoto-san, what do you want?
Eh, what do I want?
Well, I'm sorry for being so stiff...
But like Tsurume-san...
Something like that...
I want to be someone who can go to the countryside and socialize with ordinary people...
Go up to someone's house and become friends with someone you don't know at all...
It's something I don't have at all...
But you know, that feeling of not knowing people?
Even Tecchan is doing it...
Charging...
I can't do that!
With an old man like me...
I can't do it!
I'm close to socializing...
I can go up to someone's house...
Then you're the strongest!
No, I can do it!
I want to say something funny like Matsumoto- san...
I see...
Charging, charging...
I don't know how to say it...
An imaginative kind of fun...
It's like...
That's right...
I can't say that...
I can't say it now...
I can't say it now!
After this, what crime did Downtown commit?
My dog was burning...
So I ran away...
In the previous broadcast...
It's pretty wide on TV, right? Nori-san and...
Well, but I'm...
Tunnels's...
Well, when I say "Tunnels" here, it makes me feel a little tingling.
It still makes me tingle!
I really want to lose it!
So, for the staff and viewers, when Matsumoto-san said Tunnels-san's name like that, it made me tingle.
If you say you don't like that atmosphere...
The solution is...
We have no choice but to do the program exclusively together!
From the other side, it's like...
"Don't eat it!" or...
Come on!
I want to see it!
Are you going?
I'm not going, but...
You're not going!
You're a bad guy!
Matsumoto-san ran away with a laugh at Digger's suggestion.
From here on, it's unrevealed.
Digger was also curious about their relationship.
Oh, me too!
Yes, go ahead.
Oh, me too!
Also, what I thought...
As for my best friend...
Best friend...
To be honest...
I think it's for everyone...
Matsumoto-san and Hiromi-san...
To be honest...
Coming here and getting along so well...
I never dreamed of it!
To be honest...
When you were young...
Both of you were a little nervous, weren't you?
Is that so?!
Either way, it's here...
No, Hamada-san...
No, no, Matsumoto-san...
When you were young...
No, no, no!
I've been here for about two minutes!
I think...
It's easier for me to talk...
You're right! I didn't know!
You're right!
It was scary for me...
When something happens, Hamada-san and Hiromi-san get scared.
We're all so bad now.
You're like a marshmallow now.
You used to be so kind.
You're like a marshmallow now.
When I watch my mom on TV, I don't get scared at all.
You used to be so kind.
Who is Hamada-san's best friend?
I don't know.
Isn't it lonely?
But Hamada-san is so sociable.
He doesn't open up his heart.
Is he lonely?
He's like a Soviet.
Is he lonely?
I don't know what he's like.
When I was in middle school, I used to play with Hamada-kun.
I've been here for a while.
Where did he go?
He didn't come back until night.
Even in middle school.
What was he doing?
Well, there's a lot.
There's a lot?
Maybe there's something bad about him.
Did he go to steal underwear?
With you.
Do you pull your legs?
Did you say that?
Do you pull your legs?
No, no, no.
If you end it here, you'll end it for real.
He took a scissor and did like this.
But it didn't work.
Oh, it's true.
Because there's a lot of dogs,
he ran away.
He's ugly.
He's white.
He's not being executed.
He's white.
A woman suddenly tries to take my underwear.
She's like, 'Argh!'
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