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Tonight, there's no energy for the six legendary comedians!
Stop it.
They can't stop talking about it!
If we say "tunnels" here and there, it's a little scary.
And Downtown talked about "tunnels"!
We have no choice but to do the show on our own!
Other programs...
Like "guagulay"!
They want to watch it!
Are you going?
I'm not but...
Nonsense!
And there's more!
Something comedians want to know!
He's angry!
He's like a marshmallow!
So, during this broadcast, we will show you the honest talk that didn't make it to the show.
"What We Want to Ask Legendary Comedians" Summary Edition
There is only one rule of this show.
You must answer all the questions
comedians want to ask you.
That's all.
For me, it's OK,
but for you, Mr. Hamaa,
you have a lot of "no"s, right?
"No"s?
That's because you don't choose.
Don't choose!
It's almost "no"s.
You don't say anything private, do you?
Everyone does.
You don't say that, do you?
You don't say that either, do you, Megumi?
You're the one who wrote it.
I didn't say anything private.
Megumi is funny.
It's a big deal.
But to be honest,
you have a lover, don't you?
What is this?
What is your basis for saying that?
If you say you have a lover, what should you say?
If you say you have one, you should say you do.
Do you have a lover?
I don't.
You're lying!
Is it OK for me to lie?
You're lying!
You're the one who said it!
You do!
You don't!
You do!
You're lying!
Let's answer any question within 5 seconds.
Let's begin!
"Sanshirou", "Komiya", what do you want to know?
What did you laugh about the most in your life?
Matsumoto-san, please answer.
I don't know what it means.
Well, it's like...
At the end of last year, when we did "Don't Laugh"
and "Neck Drill"
with Tokuma Nishioka-san...
I'd like to ask Kento and Kobayashi...
Has anyone ever pissed you off?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
But...
It's not for celebrities, you know...
Well...
Fuji TV's producer-san...
Kuwabata-ohan, Kuwabata-no-kikutai-toku...
Can you say your wife's birthday?
Matsumoto-san, please answer!
Um... October...
27th...
This question is tough!
Continue, Hiromi-san, please answer!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Um... June... June 21st!
Continue, Degawa-san, please answer!
August 22nd!
Continue, Higo-san, please answer!
October 10th!
Continue, Megumi-san, please answer!
1967, March 10th!
Continue, Hamada-san, please answer!
Um... December 30th!
Oasis, Okubo-no-kikutai-toku...
Who is a woman entertainer you can hold in your arms?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
Huh? Hold in my arms?
Who is it? Okubo...
Ogiuhagi-no-kikutai-toku...
What fetish is it?
Megumi-san, please answer!
Tight skirt.
Short skirt.
Kawamura-no-kikutai-toku...
What is your favorite movie?
Degawa-san, please answer!
"Rome's Holiday"!
Huh? Huh?
Micchi-kundo-no-kikutai-toku...
Ueshiba Ryuhei and Terakado Jimon...
Which one would you save?
Higo-san, please answer!
Then... Ueshiba Ryuhei...
Oh, that's right!
Oasis-no-kikutai-toku...
How many out of 100 points in your life?
Hiromi-san, please answer!
Out of 100 points in our life, it's 100 points!
Jinnai Tomonori-no-kikutai-toku...
What is Hamada's face like?
Hamada-san, please answer!
Out of 100 points in our life, it's 100 points!
That's all for today!
I see.
I'm curious about your answers, but...
Hamada-san, you made a mistake.
What did I do?
You made a mistake.
I didn't do anything wrong!
You didn't do anything wrong!
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to do it.
Matsumoto san, you answered 27, but you said 24.
No, no, no, this is bad.
Is there such a mistake?
You know my birthday!
I know!
You do something like an event.
Do you know my wedding anniversary?
October 6th.
You don't know my wedding anniversary?
I know!
I know.
Well...
In May...
I was especially rude that day.
Did you get angry?
No, I didn't get angry.
I got angry because...
When I was 23 years old...
I went abroad for New Year's holiday.
I came back one day late.
I was doing a live broadcast in the evening.
I didn't come back.
I see.
When I arrived in Narita...
He came up to me and said...
Do you think I'm stupid?
Go to Fujisun now!
Go to Bozu now!
Is there such an adult who goes to Bozu?
But I made it Bozu.
Really?
But at that time, I was still a human rights activist.
I went to apologize to the president of human rights activists.
"Are you mocking me?" I said, "I'm sorry for scolding you."
Mr. Tamagawa, who is the predecessor of human rights activists, came with me and said,
Well, we're not parents and children, but we're scolding and apologizing together.
On my way home, I said, "Hiromi, you can go to New York again, right?"
The president said, "What are you talking about?"
I thought, "This person is weird."
He wasn't funny at all.
He was from a sales agency.
Even if he didn't appear on TV, he could make a living from sales.
He was that kind of person.
So I wasn't scolded by Mr. Tamagawa much.
I thought, "This person is amazing."
Did you meet Megumi?
I may not have been angry with her, but...
I don't think you remember, but...
Mr. Kamioka...
Yes, Mr. Kamioka and Mr. Ryutaro.
Mr. Ryutaro appeared as a commentator on a lunch show.
One day, during a live broadcast,
Mr. Kamioka and his father's army,
Mr. Ohtake and Mr. Watanabe and Mr. Masaki and five of them,
when "choberiba" was in fashion,
they tried to understand the words of girls in high school.
The quiz competition to see how much girls in high school could understand the words of girls in high school!
So, Megumi was told to do that.
At first, there was a bit of a delay and there was an introduction.
"Well then, girls in high school and men in high school, the competition is about to begin, but please send each other "ale".
It was exactly like the script, because it was written.
Then, Kamika-shou said, "What is "ale"?"
"Ale" is "support".
Why do you have to support someone who is about to fight?
Please answer me.
Well, I guess there will be a lot of things from now on, but in order for the results to be friendly and exciting for each other ...
No, I don't know.
I've said that many times!
Ten minutes, twenty minutes have passed and I have to pass the commercial,
so even the staff members who are giving cheers are doing the same thing.
The show is about to start!
But Kamika-shou looked at me and said, "What is "ale"?"
It's about 20 minutes.
Live broadcast?
Live broadcast.
Otake-san and Wataru-san will give you a lot of help, but not at all.
It can't be helped.
Maybe I'm ...
What is it?
Maybe I'm naturally crying?
Emotions and control ...
It's not like I'm sad or anything like that, but I'm crying, right?
That's probably the commercial timing.
It's like a commercial aimed at humanity or something like that.
No, Kamika-san, you were scared, weren't you?
I hate fortune-tellers, you know?
I've gotten angry all of a sudden when a fortune- teller came out.
If you're a fortune-teller, you knew you'd get hit, didn't you?
There's no way I'd know that!
You did it exactly like in the script ...
Exactly like in the script?
Well, this person also did it exactly like in the script and got angry.
No, no one, no one.
Already ...
What?
He was angry!
He did it exactly like in the script.
That's exactly like in the script!
He did it exactly like in the script and got angry.
Who did he get angry at?
The three of them.
At the time, I was being cocky.
I think I was thinking of killing Metaro.
In the script, we were all doing a skit.
I was playing a double role.
I said "what do you want me to eat?" and Hayaki Gai didn't come out.
Then Hayaki Gai came out again and Sansho did it.
At the end, Sansho said "two of you come out at the same time!"
Just like in the script, "can you do it?"
I said "can you do it?" because it's written there!
Can you do it?
In rehearsal.
Then...
Take a break.
I said "take a break" but he didn't come out at all.
Take a break.
At the time, Sansho's manager was a woman.
Masumoto-kun,
can you apologize to Sansho for me?
Can you do it?
I was being rude to my seniors.
I'm bothering you guys.
The rehearsal has stopped.
There are other seniors.
If I apologize for them,
I'll apologize at all,
but I'm just thinking about you.
Sansho isn't mad about it.
Because it's like in the script.
So I went to the dressing room and said "sansho, I'm sorry."
What are you talking about?
I'm embarrassed,
but I think it's okay.
Apologize.
One day, one day, apologize.
"Okay," said Sansho.
"I'm sorry," said Sansho.
It's okay now.
I was mad!
[Laughter]
There are many other questions, but is there an answer you can think of?
A female entertainer you can lean on.
Only Okubo-san could think of one right now.
I want more time.
How far can a female entertainer go?
Tomochika is a female entertainer.
Tomochika is not a problem at all.
Huh?
What's wrong?
What is it?
Tomochika is not a problem at all.
Huh? Tomochika is not a problem at all.
I don't like her at all.
What are you doing?
I don't like Tomochika at all either.
You did a diet commercial, didn't you?
In a swimsuit.
To be honest, I almost got killed there.
I almost didn't like it at all.
I was surprised.
I almost got killed there.
[Laughter]
It's a little different, isn't it?
You're very active.
I'm serious about it.
But Okubo-san is...
Okubo-san is one of the top ten entertainers.
I don't know what to do with that ranking.
I was drinking and I was drunk.
It was too rainy.
I was a little...
Huh?
Okubo-san!
I'm serious!
Tell me more specifically.
Did you get soaked in Okubo-san's tea?
I got soaked in Okubo-san's tea.
What if...
What if my chest...
I don't usually care about it.
I was drinking and it was about 2 o'clock.
Huh?
[Laughter]
Maybe it's true.
I saw Okubo-san in a dim light.
He looked like Darth Vader.
[Laughter]
Mimi-san, what do you think of this?
Who could it be?
It's a female entertainer.
What does she look like?
Kurosawa.
[Laughter]
Mori-san.
What's wrong?
She looks like...
I don't know...
A shining person.
[Laughter]
A shining person?
Kurosawa is a good girl.
I don't know if you can tell us by talking about her, but...
I want you to talk about her.
I wonder what it is...
She doesn't look like she's been dyed.
She's always doing many things and exercising, but...
Among the three of you...
I don't think you should talk about it seriously.
[Laughter]
She seems to be a shy girl.
Yes, she is.
She's a good girl.
Yes, she is.
She's a good girl.
After this, what does Degawa want?
What is Matsumoto's "that skill"?
I don't know!
The answer of the legend entertainer that wasn't included in the previous broadcast.
First of all, what does Kato Kouji want?
I want his "that skill".
Then I'll be perfect.
Or maybe I'm already perfect, so I don't need it anymore.
In the previous broadcast...
I'm not afraid of high places...
I haven't done anything that would make me do it...
I want guts like you...
Ah, you want guts like Tecchan...
It's not about money anymore, right?
That's right, that's right...
You don't go to galleries anymore...
That's right, that's right...
You don't do music theory even for 100 million yen?
What?
No, but you know...
For example, if you were to take a photo that wouldn't be funny...
And if you did bungee jumping...
If you said you could erase it...
I'd jump!
But if you did bungee jumping...
You couldn't take a photo that wouldn't be funny...
In order to erase it...
As expected of Hamada...
He confirms that he is afraid of bungee jumping...
We won't reveal it yet...
What kind of skills do these three want?
Eh, what do you want?
For me...
I want a character...
A representative work...
I want to make a character...
Like Shimura-san...
Like that...
Hitomi-san...
Or like that...
Like that...
I can do it for life...
Ah, so that's how it is...
And then...
If you commercialize it...
I like it!
Eh, Matsuo-san, what do you want?
Eh, what do you want?
For me...
I'm sorry to say this...
But I want to do something like Tsurume-san...
Something like that...
I want to be someone who can go to the countryside and socialize with ordinary people...
I want to go up to someone's house and become friends with someone I don't know at all...
It's something I don't have at all...
But you know, that feeling of not knowing people?
Even Tecchan is doing it...
Charging...
I can't do that!
With an old man like me...
I can't do it!
I'm close to socializing...
I can go up to someone's house...
Tecchan is the strongest!
I have everything!
I don't want to lie...
I want to say something funny like Matsumoto- san...
Charging...
I want to say something creative and funny...
I can't say something like that...
I can't say anything like that...
I can't say anything like that!
After this, what crime did Downtown commit?
My dog was on fire, so I ran away...
In the previous broadcast...
It's pretty wide on TV, right? Nori-san and...
Well, but I'm...
Tunnels's...
Well, when I say "Tunnels" here, it makes me feel a little tingling.
It still makes me tingle!
I really want to lose it!
So, for the staff and viewers, when Matsumoto-san said Tunnels-san's name like that, it made me tingle.
If you say you don't like that atmosphere...
The solution is...
We have no choice but to do the program exclusively together!
From the other side, it's like...
"Don't eat it!" or...
Come on!
I want to see it!
Are you going?
I'm not going, but...
You're not going!
You're a bad guy!
Matsumoto-san ran away with a laugh at Digger's suggestion.
From here on, it's unrevealed.
Digger was also curious about their relationship.
Oh, me too!
Yes, go ahead.
Oh, me too!
Also, what I thought...
As for my best friend...
Best friend...
To be honest...
I think it's for everyone...
Matsumoto-san and Hiromi-san...
To be honest...
Coming here and getting along so well...
I never dreamed of it!
To be honest...
When you were young...
Both of you were a little nervous, weren't you?
Is that so?!
Either way, it's here...
No, Hamada-san...
No, no, Matsumoto-san...
When you were young...
No, no, no!
It's not here!
I think...
It's easier for me to talk about...
It's difficult for me to talk about...
Even if we talk about it, it's all over.
When I got older, after decades, I started to continue talking about it.
I see... It's strange...
That's the image.
To be honest, Hiromi was more scared at that time.
Yeah, when there's something going on, we immediately go up and down.
Hamada-san and Hiromi-san were scared.
We were really scared.
You guys really got rounder, didn't you?
No, really, Hiromi-san, you're like a marshmallow now.
No, no, you used to be so kind!
You're like a marshmallow now!
You're kind now!
When I watch people say "my mom" on TV, I can't imagine it at all.
You guys really got rounder, didn't you?
No, really, Hiromi-san, you're like a marshmallow now!
Oh, really?
In the past, your right hand was just a little big.
Like a salt mannequin.
Who's your best friend, Hamada-san?
No, I...
Actually, I don't have one!
I don't have one.
That's really interesting.
Isn't that lonely?
But Hamada-san's is really sociable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Only his shape, only his face.
Only his face?
He really doesn't open up.
Really?
He's like an orange.
An orange?
He's a kiwi, though.
An orange?
He's like an orange.
You're almost alone?
I really don't know his gender.
Really.
Because when I was in middle school, when I went to play with Hamada-kun and woke him up,
he said "I've been here for a while now, but where did you go?"
And he wouldn't come back until night.
It happened a lot, even in middle school.
What were you doing?
Well, well, there's a lot.
Huh?
You don't know?
Maybe it's really not a log, but there's something.
Nothing, nothing.
Since middle school?
Did you go to steal underwear?
Well, with you.
Are you pulling my legs?
Are you the kind of guy who would say that?
Are you going to spit on me?
No, no, no, no. If we end it here, people will really think.
She took a fishing rod and did like this
But it didn't work
It's true
Dogs barked so much
She ran away
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