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Happy birthday to you!
This week's "Gaki no Tsukai" is Matsumoto's 54th birthday.
Thank you!
The members celebrate Matsumoto's 54th birthday with an original birthday song.
I'll shine a light on the dark world.
Tonight...
You were born.
In addition to "Maruhigesto",
our partners Hamada will also sing.
I hate the light.
I want to sleep.
Excuse me.
Welcome.
Hello.
Happy birthday, Mr. Matsumoto.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ms. Momi.
Thank you.
You look beautiful today.
Thank you.
Who is Kitty?
I like Kitty.
I hope you remember me.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, Mr. Matsumoto.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming today.
I'm happy to celebrate your birthday.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised, too.
Mr. Matsumoto,
did you say "Ms. Momi"
when you discussed
various projects
and meetings?
Really?
I'm very happy.
When I watched TV,
Mr. Matsumoto appeared.
It was funny.
Go home and wear pink kimono instead of Momi.
I was very happy
when I saw it.
My name appeared
in a program I didn't appear in.
What is good about Ms. Momi?
She has an exquisite balance.
She is an actress.
She can talk, too.
She can laugh, too.
I see.
That's right.
I'm very happy.
She sometimes uses it for "Bougiri"
Oh, really?
How about Momiji's experience?
Oh, I see.
I don't think
Ms. Momi uses it like that.
I'm very happy
that she uses it
to this extent.
I'm very happy.
It's weird to be told
Don't do that.
You were born and you are here, so I am here now.
If you weren't here, I wouldn't be here.
Huh?
I am here now because of you, Mr. Matsumoto.
Thank you for inviting me, an actress who doesn't have anything interesting to say.
Well, I have a little more than 70 years of experience.
You are such a great person, Mr. Matsumoto.
When I say hello in the dressing room, you get up properly even in the middle of the day and come up to where I breathe.
You say, "Don't worry about it," but you receive my useless souvenirs properly.
I like you so much, Mr. Matsumoto.
Dear Miss,
Everytime I hear you talk about happiness,
I realize, I realize
I'm jealous of you, Miss
I want to be your daughter,
Matsumoto-san's daughter.
Happy birthday to you.
She even wrote a line.
I'm sorry for singing a song like this, but please accept my song.
She wrote it for me.
I'm sorry.
When I first heard about you, I thought you were my dad.
I didn't know you were here.
I was born into this world.
I thought you were the best dad in the world.
I didn't know you were in such a variety show.
I was nervous because of "Tara Bansei no Tame".
I thought I was funny, but I was nervous.
I didn't know if I should say it or not.
But Mr. Matsumoto pushed me in.
Oh, he's a good guy to push in.
Everyone pushed me in a lot.
So in that sense, I'm really grateful.
Does that mean you're a father of the sea?
A father of the sea.
Then you're a variety, right?
Yes, papa.
Papa?
I'm mama today.
Mama.
Thank you.
I want to be a daughter.
When I get jealous and talk about my daughter,
she has a very beautiful smile.
Is that so?
Yes, that's why.
Then shouldn't you stop talking about your daughter?
No, but it's fun to hear.
I love Mr. Matsumoto's smiling face when he's jealous.
But it was conveyed, wasn't it?
It was conveyed, yes.
Because it was written in such a private room.
That's right.
It's amazing.
I made it on the piano.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Was it okay for only us?
That's right.
It's a surprise.
Sometimes you play instruments at the end of the year, right?
Yes, at the end of the year.
That's right.
You do a lot of things.
That's right.
I played with Akemi-chan.
That's right, Akemi-chan.
That's right, isn't it?
Yes.
Certainly, certainly.
Kyoko-chan, you came here, too?
Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
You're amazing!
You got a gift!
Matsumoto-san, happy birthday!
No, no, no!
Thank you for saying that!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Please sit down.
Thank you for having me.
I didn't expect it at all!
I'm always a big fan of you.
Thank you!
I'm always a big fan of you, too!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Your lipstick is beautiful, too.
It's painted here.
I'm not used to it.
But you've gotten better at makeup lately.
Thank you!
You're becoming more and more like a woman.
I'm very happy.
Thank you for letting me come to a party like this.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
I'm very excited.
Really?
I'm very happy.
Is it private?
No, it's not private.
Is it your first time?
No, it's not my first time.
(Song)
(Song) The first time I saw you was...
Legendary entertainer!
I'm a little nervous to be here in the tunnel all the time.
Serious statistics without energy!
We have no choice but to do the program together!
How about it?
Sunday night at 11 o'clock!
Matsumoto, 54 years old, birthday party.
Oh, I'm happy.
Is it private?
No, it's not private.
Is it your first time?
It's not my first time.
It's not your first time.
It's not my first time.
(Song)
The first time I saw you
was when we met in a dream.
I was only ten years old.
You gave me a smile
and then twenty years later.
The first time we met in a dream.
I was so happy and my heart was pounding.
I like your gentle aura, your hairstyle and your fashion.
Your big laugh, your shyness and shyness, I like it all.
From now on, forever and ever, just stay like that, Matsumoto-san.
You're good at singing, aren't you?
I'm very nervous today.
How about you, Kyoko-chan? You've been in good shape lately, haven't you?
How about you?
I heard it from the training gym where we always train together.
Matsumoto-san's pectoralis major is being trained more and more.
"How much bench press should I do?" I heard such a story.
I'm glad you told me such a story.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having us.
I'm glad you felt that way.
It was overflowing from watching it on TV to here.
I'm happy about the surprise from people other than regulars.
I've never felt such a sense of tension before.
You get a little nervous when you're singing in front of the world.
That's right.
When I'm wrestling, I can get a sense of tension if I'm moving.
I can't move because of the microphone.
But thank you for celebrating with all your might.
Don't call me papa, I love you
Matsumoto, 54 years old, birthday party.
His partner, Hamada, will sing the last song.
I hate bright people
Don't call me papa, I love you
I don't like coins in the fish tank
I love muscle training every week
I don't like cold water
Above all, I love laughter
We met when we were six
When I realized it, I was already fifty-four
We met when we were six
When I realized it, I was already fifty-four
Human dogs are good dogs
The two of us singing together
We know what we like and what we don't like.
We also know our age.
We have to take care of ourselves.
From six years old to fifty-four years old.
That's 48 years.
In two years, it will be half a century.
It will be longer than anyone else's life.
That's right.
People often say that we are not human.
What do you think about it?
Do you think we should go there?
It makes me nervous.
Do you really think like that?
If we don't go there, I will be more nervous.
At that time, I will be alone at night.
It's dangerous there!
A special edition for kids.
A special edition for gadget entertainers.
A serious talk show without an MC.
We will answer everything you want to know about popular entertainers.
When you say "tunnels" here, it makes me nervous.
"Downtown" will talk about "tunnels".
Seradin Matsumoto will try bench press.
Arai will try push-ups.
Sunday, November 24th at 11 p.m.
"Downtown" will talk about "tunnels".
I have a question for Matsumoto.
What will you do if you upload all of your erotic DVDs?
I don't want to do that.
All of my questions are posted on my website.
I have a question about "hotskies".
I don't think it's as much as it used to be.
Of course it is.
For you, too, isn't it?
Of course, it's decreasing.
You used to put this much and say "here you go" and leave the counter, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I used to buy up to three or four copies in the past.
I don't think I do now.
Now you don't, do you?
I threw away a lot of them.
Before I threw them away,
I used to put DVDs like "patapata" albums.
You keep them well, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Whether I throw them away or not,
I put them in the back of my mind when I'm worried.
I'm thinking about it.
Maybe I just didn't feel like it at the time.
Sometimes,
you know,
you look back at your past.
If you don't like it,
you just throw it away.
Yes, I do.
When I look back at it,
there are times when it's surprisingly right.
It's a dangerous place, isn't it?
It's a dangerous place.
At that time, I was alone at night.
It's a dangerous place, isn't it?!
I know that.
Yes, you do.
While blowing it.
What are you talking about?
While blowing it.
He's stupid.
If you pick it up,
your hands will be shaking.
Why?
It's not like that.
But in your case,
it's not commercially available.
I'm not the one who's selling it in a store, am I?
Not again.
That's enough.
Is there one that you don't sell in a store?
Well, you know, I have a collection of Ama-san's.
It's self-made.
You're crazy.
It's true.
No, it's not.
You're crazy.
What do you mean "self-made"?
You made it yourself, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Really?
Then, I must have misunderstood you.
Misunderstood me for what?
I heard you made it yourself.
Misunderstood me for what?
So, I'd like you to pick it up.
You can't pick it up, can you?
You make it yourself?
No, I don't.
Well, I make it myself...
It's imported every month, isn't it?
Well...
It's imported.
I heard you have an amazing screen in your house, don't you?
No, I don't.
What?
I heard you have an amazing screen in your house, don't you?
It's not just an amazing screen, but...
Yes, yes.
It's a real screen.
No, it's not.
What?
It's a regular TV.
I heard you say that.
Well, I didn't say it randomly.
How many screens do you have in your house?
How many?
Yes.
To be honest, I have about 20 screens in my house.
It's not exactly 20...
How many?
I don't know...
No, no, no, no!
Well, it's...
You know it?
Well, it's...
You know it?
Where do you know it?
Huh?
Where do you know it?
Don't say it like you know it.
Your wife knows it, doesn't she?
Well, I'm sure she knows it.
Oh, that's where it's gray.
You haven't seen it?
No, I haven't seen it.
It's in my room.
You said you'd spend it with me.
That's weird.
I got a call from my wife while I was working.
My wife is like that.
She's not like "I'm sorry", but...
The deck in the living room was broken and there was a DVD I wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch it in my room's deck.
I see.
And I saw an edgy thing coming out of the tray.
It's printed now, isn't it?
Yes.
Like a picture?
Like a picture.
I'm sorry, I saw it. I'm sorry.
I got a call while I was working.
She's not like that.
What is she like?
Is she angry?
Oh, I see.
Does she say "I don't bite you"?
Yes, yes.
What did you do at that time?
Well...
I didn't do anything more or less.
She didn't tell you not to use it, did she?
No way.
She didn't want me to use it.
Well, that's it.
That's subtle.
Shall we go home?
Let's go home.
I'm sorry.
In the end...
Was it good like this?
You didn't say anything bad, did you?
Well...
That's how healthy I am now.
I didn't say anything bad.
You used to say something about lotion.
Lotion?
Yes.
What is lotion?
Medication?
When you do it yourself, you say "doya koya" with lotion.
You said it.
I don't use it anymore.
But you do use lotion, don't you?
I do use it!
I used to put it in my bag when I was moving.
You did it in the past, didn't you?
In the past, when I was moving in my second bag, I put a bottle of lotion in it.
When I came back from the hotel, I found a lid in my bag.
In your second bag?
It was slimy.
What should you do? You should just throw it away.
No, I just put my hand in it.
You put your hand in it?
I thought you put it in your bag for a moment.