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[Today is that man's birthday]
Today is that man's birthday.
I did it!
I've been passing by croaks and stuff like that, but I don't like them at all.
You didn't like them?
I didn't like this school when I was 54 years old.
I didn't like anyone at all.
But...
I think you did like it a little.
That's right!
Well, today is your birthday.
Thank you!
Let's celebrate together!
Yes!
Happy birthday to you!
What?
It's already gone.
You sang too much.
I turned it off.
With your breath, right?
Oh, you turned it off with your breath.
Oh, both of you turned it off.
Both of you turned it off.
You're old now.
You turned it off with "haha" right?
That's right.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's already messed up.
And...
Can I say it?
It's really messed up.
It's not "go", it's "haha".
This is...
Oh, both of you turned it off.
It's not "go" or anything like that.
Isn't there more?
This is really annoying.
It's annoying.
That's right.
Oh, there is.
Again?
Both of you turned it off.
There's no "go".
There's no "go"?
There's only "go"!
Only "go"!
It's already messed up.
Oh, we can do it.
Yeah.
Then, let's sing "chacha".
Thank you!
Yes!
Thank you!
Oh well.
Thank you!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- I'm glad, I'm glad. - You're 54 years old.
- You've been popular with these members many times, haven't you?
- You're right. - That's right.
- You've been popular with them about 30 times, haven't you? - You've been popular with them, haven't you?
- Is this your 29th year on this show? - Yes.
- But you're just 55 years old and 30 years old. - Yes, 30 years old.
- 30 years old is amazing. - It's amazing.
- It is, isn't it? - Wow.
- One show... - Right? Because you haven't changed that much.
- There's a lot of talk about changing members in "Suimenga". - Yes, there is.
- But you haven't changed that much, have you? - The company says so.
- What? Yoshimoto? - Yoshimoto says so, too.
- Yoshimoto says so, too.
- I thought you'd quit when you went to Osaka. - I thought so, too.
- Will you do it for me?
- I love you.
- Look! He's doing it for me.
- We had this on every Shinkansen.
- That's not uncommon.
- The president of a Shinkansen said it, too.
- JR! Is the person passing by saying it?
- Should we let this pass?
- Where do you think you're going?
- Does going there make sense?
- The president said it, too. - Does it?
My mouth is on fire!
Even Jaydyner, Judy Penner's song.
Jaydyner?
A gentleman of Jaydyner!
How can he let a lady stare at him?
You...
It's been 21 years since we started seeing each other as kids.
Every time we meet up, you're always so kind.
Making people laugh is hard work, but making people laugh is wonderful.
I always learned those two things up close.
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san, thank you for everything.
When I don't know what to say or why,
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san, thank you for everything.
You always make me laugh.
You...
Thank you for loving me.
How do you like it?
Don't say "thank you".
It's your birthday.
I feel like I should say "thank you".
It's Sapporo.
It doesn't look like Sapporo.
Actually, "thank you" seems easy, but it's hard to say.
It's hard to say.
In that sense, we had a good opportunity today.
How do you like it?
What do you mean "how do you like it"?
Everyone is celebrating my birthday.
They say "I'm happy".
Singing is good, isn't it?
It pushed me back to say what I usually can't say.
I see.
How do you like the lyrics?
They're coming back.
You're not a professional singer, of course, so you don't have a singing ability, but you're doing your best with a warm heart and you're doing your best with a warm heart. I felt it a lot.
I don't care about the criticism of the song. The content has come in and I feel like it's coming in.
I said it came in.
Let's get along well.
It's a birthday, so it's a birthday.
It's a blessing that you're happy even for a little bit.
That's enough.
There's no way I'm not happy.
I'm glad you're happy.
I'm glad you made it worth it.
You thought about it, didn't you?
Of course.
How many years have you been playing instruments?
We've been playing for about four years.
You've been playing for four years.
That's early.
That's really early.
But on the other hand, you've only been out for four years.
I'm really grateful.
From the beginning.
You've been doing it from the beginning.
You've been doing it since Cocorico Bombers.
And you quit Bombers in the middle of it.
I introduced you to Matsumoto-san, right?
That's right.
You finally came to see me.
When we first met.
It was during Bubble.
When I arrived in Tokyo on the last Shinkansen, there were so many taxi stops lined up.
You couldn't get in.
So I said, "Sorry, Yamagishi, can you line up for me?"
It took about three hours for me to get in.
I see.
There was one time when I was alone and lonely.
Tanaka-san and I met for the first time.
You met for the first time.
Yamagishi and I got in the back.
The three of us got in next to the driver.
I didn't say a word until we got there.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous now?
I'm nervous now.
It's our first meeting.
Of course.
We met in the back.
Do you know my face is earth-colored?
Your face is earth-colored.
It's like a clock.
I don't even move.
I don't move at all.
I don't even talk.
I didn't think you were weak or heavy.
I'm nervous now.
I see.
After that...
I'll meet you again.
This is what I wanted to say.
I see.
Do you remember?
What language?
For the first time.
I see.
On the set of "For the first time,"
I was the one who picked up girls and brought them here.
It was a painful me.
The video in Nakameguro got me in trouble.
I didn't have any money.
I borrowed it from someone at my corner.
That's what he said.
I can't see ahead of me, but you gave me light.
You're the one who gave me my entertainer's passport.
I will continue to run on this road.
I'm grateful for you.
Wonderful!
You sang it up!
I'm glad you did.
Did it come out?
I'm glad you did.
About what?
I was wondering if there was an episode like that.
I see.
It was a video called "Dan".
Yes, Nakameguro.
It's gone now.
It's gone now, hasn't it?
It's been a while since I posted a picture like this.
It was the end of the season, and Mr. Mazumoto, who was riding a Jaguar at the time, gave me a ride, and I couldn't move.
Mr. Mazumoto said, "This is a career."
Mr. Mazumoto's video?
It's a bit of a Scavenger thing.
Both of you?
You didn't rent a single movie?
I didn't rent a single movie. They were all Scavenger things.
How many did you rent?
How many did you rent? How many did you rent each?
I rented about seven, and in Mr. Mazumoto's car, Mr. Mazumoto said, "This is the end."
This is me.
It really came to mind.
I thought it was nostalgic.
Mr. Mazumoto said in his DVD, "You can't tell just by looking at this."
You can only remember the title.
There are times when you make mistakes.
You've been teaching me a lot of things since the end of the season.
Like massage.
What kind of massage?
Like "A" or "R" or "D"?
Like shoulders and necks?
No, Scavenger.
Do you know what Scavenger is?
I don't know.
The name of the shop is "Magic Hand."
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of magic it is.
It's very magical.
When I tried to look at it, I was like "I can't look at it!" and I turned off the light.
Since then, I've done so many things that I don't remember.
I'm called "Eri-san".
Oh, I've heard of it!
It's not a true thank you, but it's like "Please don't look at me."
What do you do in the end?
I've become a girl.
Shouzou?
Shouzou has become a girl.
I've become a girl.
Do you call me "Yotsunbai"?
I've become like this and I've done a lot of things.
But I'm not that much of a girl.
It's convincing to say it in this costume.
You've become a girl.
I've become a girl.
I'll record it.
It's a record of your influence.
I wonder if you'll buy a Hammershaw or something.
I like it.
I'm not sure if you'll buy a Hammershaw or something.
I like it.
I'm not sure if you'll buy a Hammershaw or something.
Thank you for using me, Matsumoto-san.
Please continue to use me, Matsumoto-san.
Thank you for laughing at me, Matsumoto-san.
Please continue to use me, Matsumoto-san.
I can't be stoic when it comes to laughing.
I say funny things right away.
I really admire that about you.
Funny things come first.
Weird ideas come last.
Laughing is the best thing in the world.
There's no one who doesn't laugh.
There's no one who doesn't admire you.
H-i-t-o-s-h-i.
People like you.
You shine a light on this dark world.
Thank you for laughing at me, Matsumoto-san.
Please continue to use me, Matsumoto-san.
Happy birthday!
It was a bit of an unexpected song.
There's a bit of rap in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's young.
Well, he's the youngest of us all, so...
It's like...
It's new.
It's different from everyone else's.
We were able to feel it in a different way.
It's a little different for us, too.
As soon as I tried to convey my feelings, the rap lyrics came out.
It came out.
At first, I thought it was over with "imoto".
No, first of all, I've been writing for about 18 years, but...
I still think it's "imoto".
No, it's not.
I don't remember Matsumoto-san and Norio-san at all.
It's "imoto".
No, it's "inomoto".
It's "inomoto", isn't it?
Oh, that's right.
It's complicated.
I thought it was just that.
Oh, yeah.
Fujiwara, too.
He's cool, too, Fujiwara.
He's like a Hanryu-san.
Oh, you're going wild.
That's true.
He's like Yoshimoto's Changun-soku.
He's close to a Hanryu-star, but he's not Changun- soku's type.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, boy!
Do you remember? After the recording, you cooked me a meal.
On my way home, I always buy groceries at a store near your house and go home.
You whispered and let me down and disappeared in the store.
"Thank you for your hard work." I bowed my head and went home.
Since then, days have passed and you have taught me.
At that time, I didn't always have anything to buy, but I sent it to you so you wouldn't be distracted.
We've been together for the longest time, so it's not a coin, right?
It was like that with Hailey, but it changed more and more in the end.
Hailey is a little...
Like an imitation?
Like an imitation of Hailey.
Did you know?
No, not at all. This is really...
Really?
I'm being told hard.
What?
Who are you telling hard?
A little Hamashou or something like that.
I'm really sorry about this, but you sound like her.
Do you remember what you just said?
Well, I think everyone has it.
I think Hamashou has it, too.
I'm pretty considerate of my juniors, you know.
I can't go home and pay for a taxi, you know?
It's a problem for my seniors, too.
Even if they suddenly give me thousands of yen.
I think it's better to send them closer.
I don't really have anything to do, but I'll go there once in a while.
I see.
I don't think anyone has it.
No, no, no, but I was grateful.
That's right.
At that time, we went together about four or five times a week.
That's almost it.
To be honest, I didn't have anyone, either.
Actually, you're number one in Tokyo.
That's right.
Six months later, downtown was angry.
Matsumoto-san was really alone.
I was alone, too.
I was really alone, too.
We were together every day.
There was something like that end, wasn't there?
At that time, I often borrowed Matsumoto-san's card from a video store in Nakano-sakabe.
I borrowed about six of them.
And I kept letting him fly.
Give it back.
That's not good.
At that time, I didn't even get married.
I'm not the kind of guy who can't get rid of it.
I can't say it anymore.
I'm angry.
So you were in a relationship?
I don't know because I'm confused.
Matsumoto-san was really angry about it.
He said, "Do you think I'm a pervert?"
If you say it, you can't lend it.
Because it hasn't been returned yet.
I see.
So for about an hour, I showed him all kinds of junk.
All kinds of junk.
For an hour.
I thought, "If you don't return the video, you'll be so angry."
But it's my fault.
Then I won't return it.
Since then, when I got angry, Yamagishi started drawing Doraemon.
I want you to help me.
I want you to draw Doraemon.
If it's Doraemon, you'll help me, won't you?
I don't know. I'm not conscious of it.
I'm not conscious of it, but...
You're not writing it when you're being scolded, are you?
No, I'm writing it.
You're writing it when you're being scolded, aren't you?
I'm not conscious of it.
You've become a little arrogant.
But you won't be scolded any more.
If you don't write it when you're being asked, you won't be scolded.
If you look at it like that, you won't be scolded.
Really.
Oh, this is a little...
Oh, that's right.
I feel like I'm a little giant.
This is a good feeling.
Oh, that's right.
After this, that person came to celebrate.
Welcome.
Legend entertainers...
I've been saying it here for a long time, so I'm a little nervous.
Serious talk without NG.
We have no choice but to do the show together.
How about it?
Sunday, November 24th at 11 pm.
There were a lot of things.
Really.
Well, I was playing with girls, too.
When we were young.
We were playing together.
Then we got along.
Then we parted ways.
Then we parted ways again and we met again.
I see.
It was the first time I met a girl at that time.
Matsumoto-san said to her, "Hey, don't you drink anything?"
She said "gene".
Gene?
Gene.
Gene?
What do you mean?
What gene?
A single gene.
Oh, a single gene.
A single person.
Gene.
Gene, don't you drink anything?
You thought of it for the first time, didn't you?
I thought of it for the first time.
It's amazing.
Is it okay?
Well, I guess it was like that.
That girl was really...
When they became one, they must have surpassed each other, right?
I don't know if it's a gene or not, but they must have become one.
The distance between them was so close.
It was crazy.
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
It's crazy.
This gene...
It was so sharp and sharp at the time.
Who is this little guy?
I thought about it and I was smiling at all.
Really?
Are you a Kehleristan?
Oh, you're a Kehleristan.
It must have been amazing.
Gene...
Well, there are many memories.
That's right.
It was one of the longest stories in history.
That's right.
Excuse me.
Oh, welcome!
Oh, hello.
Welcome!
Happy birthday, Mr. Tachiboto!
Thank you very much, Ms. Momi!
Ms. Momi, you too!
Ms. Momi, thank you very much!
Wow!
You look beautiful in your kimono today.
Thank you very much!
Next week...
You were born...
And here you are...
In the second half of Matsumoto's birthday party...
No way, no way...
That person appears!
And...
His partner, Hamada, too...
I hate bright people...