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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yara"
Chiki Chiki and Endo Shuen came back with "Bus Jack Appreciation Show"!
Thank you very much.
It's cold, isn't it?
Is this cold air coming out of the screen?
It's air.
It's air coming out of the screen.
It's not yet.
It's not "yet".
It's not cold in the first place, is it?
In July of this year, Endo Shuen's movie "Bus Jack Appreciation Show" was released!
There is a reason why this movie was made!
I wanted to be in it!
Really?
Really!
I wanted to be in it!
I had a contact with them, but it didn't go well.
They told me not to laugh and to make fun of me.
Then, it went up sharply.
It went up sharply.
They said, "If you have a next movie, you can be in it."
That's how they came back.
In September of last year.
I wanted to be in it, too.
I thought Mr. Hamaa would be in it.
Mr. Hamaa wanted me to be in it.
I didn't say it!
We both wanted to be in it.
I wanted to be in it even when I had a nosebleed.
I always say it.
It became a hot topic in the internet news.
Please look at the article.
Good evening.
This is Yahoo! News.
Even though it's the first day of Kokoriko Endo's main role,
there are a lot of people in downtown.
There are a lot of people in downtown.
Mr. Matsumoto said this on Twitter.
I'm sorry, Endo. I have a stomachache.
Mr. Matsumoto, what did you say?
I said "I'm sorry," but it was too funny.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Yoshimoto, who plays the role of "Onigiri",
went to see it with his own money.
Really?
It was funny.
Really?
It was really funny.
Mr. Matsumoto said, "Please say it."
I didn't say it.
I was invited.
There are people like that.
By the way, this is what the cast looks like.
Mr. Yoshimoto plays the role of "Komiya".
Mr. Mori plays the role of "Kurosawa".
Mr. Iwao plays the role of "Kohai".
Mr. Honkon plays the role of "Komiya".
Actually, Mr. Ozawa prepared this role for Mr. Matsumoto.
It's not Mr. Hamada.
It's Mr. Matsumoto.
It's a mysterious man called "Jimmy".
Actually, this is Mr. Hamada.
Why?
It's rude.
You look like Mr. Matsumoto.
Actual criminal.
By the way, we have a producer, Mr. Ohta, here with us today.
Mr. Ohta.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Ohta.
Thank you.
Mr. Ohta, you've been doing pretty well.
Thank you.
It seems like you didn't do too well as a result of your work.
What do you mean?
Yes, you didn't do well.
You didn't do well.
Did you say it like that?
Yes, I did.
Do you call it a crime?
Yes.
I've talked about it with the staff as well.
Yes.
I think your acting was a bit of a nuisance.
Are you serious?!
My acting?
Yes.
It wasn't that bad.
But you should have known!
You should have had such an opinion!
For example, what do you mean?
Your acting was...
Yes, it was a bit of a nuisance.
A nuisance?
Your acting was a nuisance.
Mr. Ohta just told us about it.
While we were watching it, we saw your acting and thought it was a bit of a nuisance.
We thought it was a bit of a nuisance.
We have a button in our hands.
You can press it as many times as you like.
If you think it's a nuisance, please press it as many times as you like.
I see.
Does a movie look like that?
Does the leading actor think it's a nuisance?
The producer said it.
The producer said it?
Is it okay?
It's not good, is it?
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
She's a good front.
The distance between you and her is close.
She's a good front.
It stinks! It stinks!
She's angry.
Where's the bus attendant who's drunk and spitting gas?
I'm sorry for making you do this.
And what was your tour this time?
It's an Asakusa Mystery Tour that approaches the mystery hidden in downtown.
It's an Asakusa Mystery Tour, isn't it?
It's included in the route.
Are you going to drink?!
Just before that, you...
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It's a big mess! It's a mess!
What's this? Is it a high pace?
Is it broken? Is it broken?
Your teeth...
That...
That crooked look...
It's not fair!
No, I'm sorry, but my teeth hurt today...
Get out of here, dentist!
This is a connection from the previous work.
This is the only part I'm dragging.
His teeth hurt.
Komiya, that's enough.
Komiya...
It hurts.
It's your neck.
No way!
It stinks! It stinks!
This is bad, chief!
Won't you give me one last chance?
You're just going to fail again, anyway.
It's okay!
Next time, right, Komiya?
Yeah.
Please, chief Yamagi!
Now's not the time.
I know.
Chief!
This is really your last chance.
It stinks! It stinks!
This is bad.
Isn't it?
It stinks.
Okuro-san, you're good.
You're good.
Thank you, Hanako-chan.
Don't mention it.
You've always covered for me.
If it weren't for you, I'd have been fired a long time ago.
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks.
You're quick-paced, Gisai.
I know.
It's perfect for Komiya-san's next tour's new project!
What project?
It's a project where all passengers will escape from the bus they're in!
What?
That's...
Yes.
[Bus Jack]
By the way, he's Suga's hero.
Oh, Suga-san!
I've heard a lot about you.
Wow, you're in good shape.
You've been in bad shape with the radio for a while now.
By the way, you two look alike.
Yeah, we do.
Oh, you're right about that.
We look alike?
We look exactly like each other.
We do, don't we?
That won't be the case next time, either.
What?
It's going to be a full-force shock.
Oh!
Next time, you're supposed to aim for the person's bus.
Not Sanada-san's.
Sanada-san?
This person.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Suga is an international terrorist.
Don't overdo it.
It's a plastic bomb made of clay containing the main ingredient of RTX.
It stinks!
Does it smell?
It doesn't smell.
From now on...
It stinks!
This bus...
It stinks!
It smells even though it has a main material.
It has a main material.
This bus...
It stinks!
It doesn't have a real bus material.
I see.
I see what you mean.
No, nothing.
Shit!
Excuse me.
All of you!
I've never seen Hamada-san and this kind of team before.
Excuse me.
Your contacts...
What?
Your contacts...
They're not ad-libbed at all, Jimmy-san.
Oh, really?
Your faces are so close.
Shit!
Bro!
Huh?
Excuse me!
Yes?
Is Sanada-han here?
Oh!
Are you working?
What?
You said you'd help me, but you got fired, didn't you?
Oh, yeah.
I knew it.
All right.
Shit!
We don't have time.
Hurry up.
Shit!
Sorry for being late.
I'm glad we made it in time.
Huh?
I've never seen him before.
You're late, Komiya-san.
I'm supposed to get on this bus, not this one.
Oh, really?
Yes.
This is Hagiara Bus.
It's already full?
Yes.
This is a Hagiara Bus ticket, isn't it?
I often get it wrong.
There are people who get it wrong.
The protagonist, Komiya, gets on the bus by mistake.
I don't have a ticket, but can I use cash?
The passengers get on the bus with various burdens, and the bus departs.
Now, for a short while, I'd like you to introduce yourselves.
You over there.
Please.
Oh, uh...
Kaneko...
Oh!
Boss! Boss!
What is it?
It's me, Sanada-san!
How are you?
We've been robbed!
It's ugly! It's ugly!
No, but...
It's ugly! It's ugly!
I'm sorry.
Ugly!
Ahahahahaha
What?
The...you lawless laughter
Shut it!
Oh, it's Gyoza.
Keep it quiet.
Here she is.
From now on...
...I'll pull this bus!
Ugly!
Ahahahaha
What?
Hey!
You wanna kill me?
Bus pulling!?
I'm going to do it like I memorized the script.
So it's going to be a fierce battle?
Yes.
If you resist me even for a little bit, I'll blow up this bus.
Joichi.
Sanada Maruo.
Don't make me mad.
I don't know what he's thinking.
Don't make me laugh at all.
You've made it up, haven't you?
Your majesty.
Don't make me mad.
Um...
What?
Don't make me mad.
Did you really make up that story?
What are you talking about?
It's true.
It stinks!
It's a kind of bomb.
A kind of bomb?
It stinks! It stinks!
Nishiyama.
I've been wondering about it for a while now, but I don't know his face.
What?
You know, what Gono showed me earlier.
It stinks! It stinks!
A terrorist named Sanada!
It's real!
He's a real terrorist!
What?
The real one?!
Terrorist?!
I can't believe I'm meeting the real one...
It's too late for that!
While everyone thinks Komiya is the real Bassjack gang,
the story progresses.
What's your goal?
You'll know soon enough.
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
Okay, I'm picking up.
Don't act like a cop!
Hello?
Are you a cop?
It stinks!
Are you Sanada?
Are you Sanada?!
What?!
It stinks!
Are you me?!
I'm Yanagi, a police officer.
I'll be negotiating with you this time.
Nice to meet you.
It stinks!
Are you a cop?!
What are you thinking?!
As I said, I dropped a bomb.
It stinks! It stinks!
A bomb is placed on the bus.
It stinks!
The passenger's life is in my hands.
It stinks! It stinks!
Don't say things like that!
I hate it when you say it stinks!
Shut up!
The passenger...
I hope the passenger is safe.
He's safe for now.
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It's Ren! It's Ren! It's Ren!
After this, a sudden development!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Retreat!
It's weird. It stinks.
It stinks!
I'm standing up!
Don't move!
Drive! Drive properly!
Brother!
Are you okay?
You're too tense. You're making me sneeze.
This is a tense scene.
You're wrong. I'm not a detective.
I'm just like you guys.
Same?
What is it?
Same as us?
Bus Jack?!
Mr. Sanada!
Yes?
I didn't think we'd meet again.
Huh?
You'll find out if you get a physical examination.
Find out?!
This is it.
There's another Bus Jack?!
The real Bus Jack has appeared.
Komiya is in big trouble.
Stop it, Mr. Gohno.
Who are you?
Why are you doing this?
You shouldn't be doing this!
Does my acting smell like that?
What are you talking about?!
What do you know about me?!
I know!
Because I...
I was in the bus stop you were teaching at!
It's me, but does it smell like that?
I...
When I first participated in this bus tour...
I was so depressed that I couldn't be a couple with anyone else.
But...
Mr. Gohno, who was on the ceiling at the time...
Come to think of it, I've heard of it.
There was someone who caused trouble and got fired.
Trouble?!
That's not it!
Someone who caused trouble and got fired!
It was all in vain.
You don't know how I feel!
I know.
You're cool.
No matter what you do, it won't work.
I'm like you.
Sanada-san?
But...
What you're doing is wrong.
Huh?
I know it won't work, and it's unfair...
I know, but I can't do it!
I can't stop committing crimes!
Busjack-han gave up due to Komiya's persuasion.
What about you?
Busjack-han!
Don't you have someone who can comfort you?
Busjack-han!
It's a little... I like it a little.
I can't hear you.
I was trying to say something nice.
I can't hear you.
More than anyone else.
My shoulders smell.
It smells.
I can hear you.
You gave me a chance.
That's why I'm going to finish this job.
You have to finish it!
Sit down.
OK.
Go to the main hall of the goal.
Got it!
Are you OK?
It stinks!
What is it?
Boss!
It stinks!
I told you.
It stinks!
You scared me.
It stinks!
Boss.
What?
He's not Sanada.
What?
You're wrong.
Sanada now...
His face has changed.
What?
Sanada now...
You scared me.
Shit!
Who the hell are you?!
I am Sanada.
Shit!
That's it!
Shit!
How do you know?!
I am...
Shit!
What are you talking about?!
Why are you fooling our people?!
Stop it!
Stop it, please!
Shit!
That's enough!
Igarashi...
You...
What are you doing, old man?!
Go away!
Stop it.
I'm a police detective.
Shit!
If there is a criminal, we can't overlook it.
That's it!
Shit!
Everyone...
Shit!
It's not over yet.
Shit!
Thank you!
Hey! That's not nice!
Here!
Shit! Shit!
Please stop!
Listen...
I am SANADA.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
It's not like that.
Now that we've achieved our goal,
we shall release every last one of you.
Good work, everyone!
Yeah!
They're clapping in sync!
We've got company!
Go ahead, Komiya.
What's up with you?
That was amazing.
Kuro-chan at the end.
Yeah, with Kuro-san.
That was amazing.
Harako!
How'd it go?
I did it!
The Bus Jack Tour!
Really?!
Everyone did it.
And...
Thanks to you...
It's all thanks to you, Komiya!
Push, push, push!
I'm not going anywhere!
Push, push, push!
I'm really going last!
What's up with you, Yanagida?!
Did you do something?
Push, push, push!
What do you mean?
Push, push, push!
It's already over, it's over, it's over!
While you were saying your name...
I just want to say my name.
Stop it!
I got it.
Push, push, push!
This is for you.
How was it, Matsumoto-san?
I thought everyone around you was doing their best.
Tasho and Endo...
And a little bit of Hong Kong-san...
I didn't hear a single line from Hong Kong-san.
I wonder if it came out too much.
It came out too much.
It smelled too bad.
Now, we have a summary of how many "smelly" buttons you pressed.
Here it is.
You pressed a total of 2,278 buttons.
Hosei-san, you pressed the most.
That's right.
To be honest, I had a lot of fun.
But when I saw this "smelly" button in the theater...
I saw it for the first time.
I thought so too.
Endo-san, here you go.
Thank you very much.
Endo-san, please say a few words.
Do you want me to advertise the movie?
Everyone, we worked hard for 3 and a half days.
We did our best to get this movie.
I hope we can do something else in this period of time.
Everyone, thank you!
It's September 1st. Thank you!
Shit!
What was your most important line?
I'm playing "Sana" and I'm actually a "komiya" but I'm not a "komiya"
but after everyone found out about it, they were like "OK, let's do this."
Was there a scene like that?
There was, there was.
But you noticed it because you were pushing me, didn't you?
No, there was, there was.
The most shocking one was...