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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara"
Chiki-chiki! This woman is fine!
Single father Tanaka's best partner couple!
Tanaka-san, you're going to do this for her?
No, I'm really...
Huh?
This time has finally come.
You're so kind!
Actually, since Tanaka-san got divorced, I haven't done anything.
It's been a long time.
Because you're worried.
I'm worried. If it goes like this...
I'm really worried.
Tanaka-san, you got divorced in May of this year.
Yes, that's right.
You're currently a single father.
Yes.
For Tanaka-san, you've been introduced as your best partner.
Yes, you've been introduced as your best partner.
But I think, for him, you should just leave him be.
No, I think he'll probably think that you're doing it for him.
No, I know, I know.
I know that.
But if you just leave him be, I think it's Tanaka who can't move forward.
That's right, that's right.
I think he's pushed Tanaka's back hard.
That's right, that's right.
Seriously.
That marriage is really good.
That's right, that's right.
But you...
Especially this time, it was good.
That's why the movie was such a big success.
On the first day of filming, there were only seven people.
Seven people?!
It's a world record!
Seven people?!
Let's bring in our star today.
It's Tanaka-san of Cocorico. Please come in!
Please come in!
He's the star!
Please come in!
He's wearing white.
And he's wearing a shirt.
And he's wearing a thin ring.
And he's dancing.
He can't be alone.
Tanaka-san, how do you feel about this?
Well, I'm really grateful, but...
How do you say it?
I'm grateful, but I'm sorry for bothering you.
I'm grateful for your kindness.
It's no trouble at all.
I'm grateful for your kindness.
Everyone has chosen a female celebrity suitable for Tanaka-san's remarriage.
If you have someone you like, you can remarry right away.
That's not it. I have feelings too.
I'm grateful. I'm really grateful.
That's why I'm looking for someone suitable for you.
That's right.
I'm looking for you with all my heart.
I know. I'm grateful for that.
But before that, we're not in a situation like that right now.
Why?
So we don't have time for feelings like that right now.
You just think like that.
I just think like that?
Yes.
Me?
You just think like that.
Tanaka-san, you're not angry, are you?
You just think like that.
Don't think like that.
My daily life is still very busy.
What is it?
Honestly, honestly, I'm still nervous.
First, we will introduce you to our recommended women.
Tanaka has three siblings.
And above them are two older sisters.
I know.
I'm sure he has two older sisters.
The older sister is quite far away.
She is a wife of three sisters.
I see.
Here.
We have chosen three women.
First of all, this one.
Imori.
Yes.
She is very bright.
She is bright.
She is bright whether she is in front of you or behind you.
She is always talking.
Tanaka is dark.
She is dark.
She is not a bright person.
She is talking in a mobile location bus.
Have you heard of it?
Really?
I have heard of it for several years.
I have heard of it.
You should know it.
First, Imori.
Yes.
We have chosen three women.
Three women?
You are amazing.
I am the only one.
Shimazaki Wakako.
She is not married yet.
S-shaped.
I think it is just right.
Tanaka is not an "m".
I see.
She is "m".
What will you do if you get angry?
You will say, "I see."
Lastly, this one.
Among them, I recommend the most.
This is Ms. Moriguchi Hiroko.
She's pretty.
She's from Fukuoka.
Fukuoka.
Yes, Ms. Moriguchi.
As you can see, she's very beautiful.
Yes, she is.
What do you think of her?
Just by looking at her, who do you think is her type?
Well, well...
Well, you know...
I've worked with you before.
You're my seniors.
But you don't see me like that, do you?
Well, up until now...
Yes, yes.
At work, you're my seniors.
At work...
You were there, so you probably didn't see me like that.
I'm sure you saw me like that.
Actually, we asked Ms. Moriguchi about it.
Yes, we have a video of it.
Please watch it.
First of all, I'd like to ask you...
You must know Tanaka-san of Kokoriko, right?
Yes!
What kind of person is he?
Tanaka-san?
Yes.
He's kind.
Oh, that's good!
Kind.
He's kind.
He's tall,
but he has a bit of a bohce style.
Oh, I know what you mean.
He doesn't have that "borebore" vibe.
I think I can trust his modest side.
You can tell he's kind just by looking at him.
He loves animals so much.
He's definitely a kind person.
You know a lot about Tanaka!
If you were to be together with Tanaka-san,
what kind of life would you envision?
What?
Tanaka-san and...
He has two children.
Does Tanaka-san take care of them?
He does.
What?!
I'm getting teary-eyed!
Really?!
He's a single father.
That's pretty tough, isn't it?
Oh, bohce style.
I'm getting teary-eyed!
You can do it!
It's hard for me to think in your shoes!
Every day!
Don't say that, Tanaka!
I'll make a caravan!
I'll make one for you!
Tanaka!
I'll be honest with you.
Can I remarry with Tanaka-san?
I don't think I'll remarry.
When I imagined marriage, I imagined it like a housewife.
When I actually got married, I wondered if I could keep working.
You can keep working.
Why are you saying it yourself?
It's true.
Is it true?
It's true.
It's your opinion.
But you're a good person.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
So, Tana-san, what do you think?
Well, how can I say...
Even though I didn't ask for it...
It's like...
It's like I'm being dumped on my own...
How do I say it...
If I say "I'm the best employee here"...
Then you can understand what I'm saying...
But it's not like that...
Like...
Like I said, I'm just going with my feelings...
If it really happened...
I think you can do it!
It's okay!
Have confidence!
Have more confidence!
It's not like that!
You have to say it!
Have more confidence!
Go!
Do whatever you like!
It's not like that!
You're saying it in a bad way...
It's not like that!
What do you want to say?
I don't know what you're saying at all!
You know it, don't you?
The next person is...
Hamada!
I think it's good to be of the same age...
And I think people of the same fear can understand each other's feelings...
People who feel the same pain...
I think it's this person...
He's 44 years old...
He moved to Tanaka...
He has two children in Tanaka...
And he has three children in Tagawa...
Yes, three of them.
A big family at once.
Yes, a big family of five at once.
Let's make it a laughing house.
You like it, don't you?
Of course.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
Tell me if you like it or not.
If you like it or not...
I like it.
You like it, don't you?
You said it.
It's a bit bad for Moriguchi...
But I'm a little excited about this house.
I think so, too.
I'm sorry, but I don't like it.
I like it.
Let's talk to Mr. Takaoka, who is curious about it.
Mr. Takaoka, are you okay with this?
I think he has a good image.
What kind of image do you have of him?
He looks very kind and tall.
I think he will be a lady first.
What type of men do you like?
I don't like men who push me.
I don't like men who are aggressive.
I like aggressive men.
I like men who are aggressive and talkative.
I like men who have a strong heart.
That's right, Tanaka-kun.
Is there a condition that only you can't leave out here?
Hmm...
As your last opponent.
That's right...
I don't want you to irritate me.
I don't think it's always fun.
But I don't want you to get in my way.
Can I remarry with you, Tanaka-san?
But I... Tanaka-san...
Hmm... To be honest...
I'm not that kind of person.
As a man... I'm not that kind of person.
As a man...
You didn't ask Tanaka-san about it, did you?
That's right...
It's from Hamada-san.
Hamada-san chose me.
If I tell you that I can remarry with you, will you remarry with me?
I'll make you do it.
That's weird...
My feelings are weird.
If I say yes, I can remarry with you, Tanaka-san.
I'll make you do it.
"I'll make you do it" is weird.
What do you mean "I'll make you do it"?
But it's like that, right?
It's like that, right?
But it's like that, right?
No, no, no...
As a man, you said you're not that kind of person.
In the first place...
Why does Tsuruta-kun have the final say?
Why does the director decide it?
He's trying his best.
He's trying his best...
Before that, you should know my feelings.
You should know them, too, Tanaka-san.
I think you should remarry with me, including the staff.
I'm glad you said that.
Are you glad?
I had a feeling that you were leaving it up to Tanaka-san.
No, no...
It's because you said it so strongly...
I had no choice but to say it like that.
Before that, you said you don't see me as a man or that I'm not that kind of person.
Of course, of course...
No one sees me as a man or that I'm not that kind of person.
That's too good of a statement!
Single father Tanaka's best partner duo!
Next up is Matsumoto's presentation!
I really recommend this person!
Jun Shibuki!
I see, I see.
Jun Shibuki-san.
What do you think of him?
What do you think of Shibuki-san?
He's serious.
He's very serious.
If you marry Tanaka, you'll get a lot of female votes.
He's got a lot of female votes for this person.
Takarazuka Jun, right?
I like you, Takarazuka.
Me?
Do you like me?
No, no.
Do you use Takarazuka Line?
No, I don't!
So don't you, you!
That's true, it's true.
However, I think I like you, Shibuki-san.
Somehow, I felt that way.
I think you'll take care of the kids, too.
I have no idea!
- You don't know? - I have no idea!
I have no idea!
- We're talking about it with Shibuki-san, too! - What?!
- Yes! - Please watch it!
- Junko... - I've never married anyone like you!
- I'm sure you haven't! - I'm sure you haven't!
You know Tanaka Kokomiko, don't you?
- The one who got divorced recently? - Yes, that's right!
- Yes. - Yes.
- What do you think of her? - Is she elegant?
- She's really elegant. - You mean my image of her?
I have the impression that she's a calm and quiet person.
- Everyone's like that. - Right?
- I like that kind of person, though. - Yay!
- I like that kind of kindness and calmness. - She's here!
- She's here. - She's here!
- And she's quite handsome. - Oh!
- Isn't she amazing? - Isn't she handsome?
- Shibuki-san, do you think she's handsome? - Yes.
It's not like I hate her or anything.
- I don't think of her as an actress, but more like an actor. - Right?
- Kitani Family. - That's my impression of her.
I don't have an image of her saying funny things, but she is a lawyer, isn't she?
- She is a lawyer. - She is.
- Isn't she fatal? - She is fatal.
What did she do? Was she a lawyer? What did she do? She plays that kind of role, doesn't she?
- Is she a psychic? - I don't know.
- The one before... - I don't know, but she always plays the same kind of role.
- She plays the same kind of role. - She has a bad image of her.
- I'll ask you this later. - Okay.
Will you marry Ms. Tanaka?
I can't.
I don't think anyone can be happy.
That was crazy.
She just said "crazy."
She said "no one can be happy," but...
Can we stop this?
Why not?
She said she'd do the interview herself.
I don't think so, either.
Right?
I don't think she said anything funny.
I think she's funny.
But she always says the same thing.
What do you think? Do you like her?
What?
Do you like her?
No, I don't like her.
Do you hate her?
Either you like her or you hate her.
I don't hate her.
So you like her?
You like her, don't you?
Right?
I knew it!
Since you like her, we'll give you more information.
In the first place, Junki Shibuki's type of man is George Clooney.
To be honest, Mr. Tanaka doesn't seem to be interested in him at all.
Not at all.
He's more popular than I am.
That's sad.
I thought he'd be more popular.
He's not popular at all.
I'll definitely like you.
There it is!
Single father, Tanaka's best partner compilation!
Lastly, a presentation from his partner Endo.
I've been a fan of Tanaka since I was in first grade.
I've been a fan of him for 40 years now.
I'd like to recommend Endo to my partner, Tanaka.
In the entertainment world, I'd like to recommend him because of his personality.
And I like animals.
I like dogs. I love them.
So, I'd like to recommend this person.
Yes, Izumi Mori.
She's 34 years old now.
She looks like you.
She does, doesn't she?
She has a similar face.
Couples have similar faces.
It's because we've been alike before we were born.
And another point I'd like to recommend is that she likes animals.
Izumi, you're right.
Of course.
Right now, she likes six dogs, a mini pig, a meerkat, a green turtle, a rurikongo...
A rurikongo?
A rurikongo.
You know it, don't you?
Please say it.
A rurikongo.
A rurinko.
You know it, don't you?
A rurikongo.
How many times are you going to say it?!
We have something for you, Izumi Mori.
Please take a look at this video.
I don't agree with this interview.
Mr. Tanaka, what kind of image do you have?
Mr. Tanaka loves animals, so I have a sense of sympathy for him.
I've seen him on many programs.
Animal programs.
He talked a lot about animals, so I wanted to hear more about him.
As Mr. Mori's condition, is there anyone you'd like to marry?
I'm sure Mr. Mori loves animals.
I know who you like. You like sharks.
I don't like sharks very much.
I went to see "Manatee". Do you like "Manatee", Mr. Tanaka?
I love "Manatee".
Why do you say it yourself?
Would you like me to marry you, Mr. Tanaka?
Isn't it too soon?
I think you should know this before you marry me.
I've already been punished once.
So you refuse me.
I don't want to marry you.
What should I do, Mr. Tanaka?
I don't know.
That's right.
Is it only about timing?
I don't think so.
Anyway, it's too soon.
I think what you said is everything.
You said you don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's like that.
Even if you say it yourself.
But you said you like animals.
I like animals.
I think so.
Even if you say it suddenly.
I don't know.
We've been doing it for a long time.
What's with your attitude?
That's where you get caught up in it.
No, it's not like that.
I really want to say thank you.
Since we got divorced.
You told me about our divorce every week.
There's no other place like that.
I'm really grateful for that.
I'm grateful for you playing with me.
I'm really grateful for that.
You look like you can't swallow it.
I'm really grateful for that.
I'm always at the scene thinking about it.
Alright! I have no choice but to release it!
Is it okay?
Masumoto-san, is it okay for you to release it?
I thought that something would happen until I released it.
I thought that I didn't have to release it.
But if it's this bad, I have no choice but to release it.
My true opinion.
Thank you.
How did it go?
"SHIOHORA" 2017!
"GAKINOTSUKAI" "WARAKUTOHAIKENAI" series' famous "ANOBUS"
This year as well, they are trying their best to stop "SHIOHORA"!
Will they be able to return to "WARAI NO SHIKAKU" which is coming back one after another?
We are waiting for you!
If it's this bad, I have no choice but to release it.
My true opinion.
Thank you.
How did it go?
"MARIC"'s daughter, Luna...
Ah, Luna-san!
She is a rapper.
A rapper...
She is good, isn't she?
She has flower earrings.
She dropped out of middle school.
Is that possible?
Luna-san!
Well, there are many things like that.
Can you drop out of school because of compulsory education?
Of course!
Daddy, I'm coming! I'm coming!
She didn't say that at all!
Luna-san, I'm depending on you!
Ah, Luna-san as well?
Yes, I'm depending on you!
She is the type of person who is thin or fat.
Ah...
Luna-san is good.
Yes!
She is cute, isn't she?
Excuse me.
What is it?
Thank you for your hard work.
She is cute, isn't she?
Yes.
Well, Matsumoto-san said...
Yes.
...that you should name your child Tanaka-san "the best".
"The best"?
Yes.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
By the way, what type of man do you like?
If it's a Japanese man...
Well, it's like Tatsuyoshi Joichiro-san.
Ah...
If it's a man, it's like Mike Tyson.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yo, yo, listen up, Tanaka! From jewelry to meat, I'm waiting for your revenge! Peace!
So, even if you're going to be together in the future, you should know who you want to be with, right?
Three people, three people...
Anything is fine, anything is fine.
But I really want to be with someone kind.
Yeah, yeah.
With all my heart.
With all my heart. Kind and with all my heart.
I understand, I understand.
With all my heart.
Ah, of course, someone my children like.
Someone you like?
Yes, yes.
Isn't it Luga-san?!
It's perfect for you!
Is that so?
Isn't it Luga-san?!
Is that so, Karuna-san?!
Of course it is! I didn't even finish middle school!
Hey, say it again!
From now on, I'm Jack!