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Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is a special edition!
Famous comedians have challenged themselves with their laughter and pride.
"Gaki no Tsukai" special edition!
Seventh edition!
Nugete no Gyara
Nugete da Gyara
Hontoni, hontoni, hontoni, lion da
In the 28 years of the show's history,
the number of comedians who have challenged themselves is...
49 people!
And for the 50 people who should be commemorated,
who will challenge themselves?
So, tonight, we will introduce the top challengers in the prize money ranking at once!
The title is...
"Gaki no Tsukai" seventh edition!
"Gaki no Tsukai" special edition!
The first challenger is...
The price is 47,000 yen.
Robert Akiyama!
Yes?
I'll leave it to you.
Yes?
Thank you in advance.
My name is Pearl Kawabe, and I'm a braingasm trainer.
Then, please bring me a chair.
Yes.
Even if you don't have to take off your clothes,
you can do a lot of pleasant things with your brain and brain.
Come closer little by little.
It's a waste of time because you're dating.
Brain and brain.
With the image of having a little **** here.
Yes.
A little.
Brain and brain.
Wet your brain.
Yes.
Wet your brain a little.
With the image of having a big stick here.
You don't have to take off your clothes.
It doesn't matter.
That will be solved later.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Come on.
The price is 48,000 yen for each.
Black mayonnaise is the highest price.
The price is 48,000 yen for each.
Wow!
What?
Get out of here!
Next, the purchase price is 51,000 yen.
Jungle Pocket Saito!
Shh!
Today is Christmas.
The city is lively and the festival is lively.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy.
I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Today is Christmas.
The city is lively and the festival is lively.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy.
I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Today is Christmas.
The city is lively and the festival is lively.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy.
I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Today is Christmas.
The city is lively and the festival is lively.
The seven-sided butterfly is still shy.
I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Next, the winning amount is 52,000 yen.
The fifth chicken.
I'm still fine with chicken and rice.
Help me!
Stop it!
Help me!
Let's go!
This is what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
Get your powder!
What's that?
Ken-san! Ken-san! Ken-san!
Ken-san! Don't say things like "matchan" and "hamachan".
It's been a while.
Don't say "wah"!
Oh, I'm sorry. Write it down.
If you say things like "matchan" and "hamachan",
all of that will be ruined.
Everyone is fine!
I'm sick!
Don't say that.
I'm not going to say it.
It's become a habit of mine.
K-ko-ka-ken-chan!
What's wrong with you?
How have you been doing it all this time?
You've been living in a nice house,
but how have you been doing it all this time?
I'm in the same club as him in Osaka.
What are you going to do?
After this, the masterpiece seven transformations will appear one after another!
"Gaki no Tsukai" special edition!
Welcome a luxurious guest and challenge the "matchmaking" project without a smartphone!
If there's only "Gaki", it's already the ending.
Tomorrow at 10 pm!
"Gaki no Tsukai" seven transformations!
Masterpiece one show special edition!
Here, among all 49 challengers,
the program staff will pick them up on their own!
First up is "Chihara Jr." broadcasted in December 2004!
Hey, hey, hey.
Did you see the masterpiece?
I did.
I saw it.
Lumine's "Chihara".
You saw it, didn't you?
Yeah.
I saw it.
Should I tell Mizumoto-san?
It'll be released next month.
You saw it?
I saw it.
Lumine's face?
It was naked, wasn't it?
Should I tell Mizumoto-san?
It'll be released next month.
You saw it?
I saw it.
Lumine's face?
It was naked, wasn't it?
Should I tell Mizumoto-san?
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it.
Lumine's face?
It was naked, wasn't it?
Should I tell Mizumoto-san?
I'll tell him.
Tell who?
Mizumoto-san.
Mizumoto-san?
Mizumoto-san is not a comedian.
"Banana Man Himura" will be released in February 2010.
It's weird.
What's wrong with me?
Hey, brother. Can you lend me some money?
Stand up.
I don't have any money.
You do, don't you?
No, I don't.
You do, don't you? Come here.
Wait a minute.
No, I don't.
You do, don't you?
I don't.
You have some money, don't you?
No, I don't.
Then try jumping.
I'm talking to you.
Try jumping more.
More!
Wow!
Next, Neptune's Horius Sword, broadcasted in November, 2013.
It's so boring.
That's it!
Everyone, gather up!
Hey, everyone!
That voice is...
Professor Sasaki!
Gather up!
Everyone, let's go on tour!
Excuse me!
This is America!
Help me!
Look!
That's amazing!
Thank goodness!
I'm getting sucked in!
You can do it!
Everyone!
Be ambitious!
Revive!
Be ambitious!
Be brave!
Be ambitious!
Next, April 2014, broadcasted by TKO, "Under the Tree"!
Kezzle... Kezzle...
NO!
(roaring)
(laughter)
What? Is it like a monster?
It's like a monster, right?
Next up is the performance of "Gekidan Hitori" which aired in November 2014!
I made one last song for you, so please listen to it.
It's "Matchan Hamachan".
(guitar playing)
When I was in junior high school, the things I looked forward to were love, basketball, manga, and gangsters.
Twenty years have passed since then, and now, as a boy who has grown up, he appears on Gakitsuka.
Machan Hamachan, will you smile?
All I can do is bleed and cut my hair,
Machan Hamachan, will you smile?
(guitar playing)
Wow, Matchan Hamachan, my favorite Matchan Hamachan!
Wow, Macchan Hamachan, my favorite Macchan!
Machanhamachan, will you smile? All I can do is show my butt and cut my hair, but Machanhamachan, will you laugh?If I make you laugh,
Machan Hamachan, will you smile?
thank you very much
What, what is that?
What did you say?
Here we introduce the top five earning amounts!
The winning amount was 53,000 yen, and Bob Sapp participated in the race produced by Matsumoto!
That's just like oysters. That's just like oysters. Is your brother okay?
Hey, you've had too much to drink. Hey, hold on. Yes, yes, yes, sit down. Yes, yes, yes, hold on.
Again, I drank it up, again, I drank it up, again, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank
up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, I drank it up, snow, boogers, this is what wine does to you ❓
Stand up.
I want to drink.
A little more.
Wait.
I want to drink.
He wants to drink.
The next prize is 53,000 yen.
Laughable meal.
Tetsuo.
Nothing.
That's strange.
I don't know where I put it.
Strange.
Huh?
I don't know where it is.
Strange.
Nothing.
Where is it?
Nothing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're the worst.
You're really the worst.
And now, the top three announcements!
This is for today!
The special version of "Yaki no Sky"!
Please welcome our guests and challenge the city with your smartphones!
The fact that there's only "down down" means that this is the ending.
Tomorrow at 10 pm!
"Yaki no Sky Shichihengen"!
The special version of "Yaki no Sky Shichihengen"!
And now, the top three announcements!
The total prize money is 55,000 yen!
"Mori Sanchu" and "Kurosawa"!
Well...
It's finally...
50,000 yen.
I'm old now.
You're over 40 now.
You're winning.
I don't know if I should say anything.
- It's so good. - What are you doing?
It's so good.
You're a coward.
Stop it.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Where are you going?
Stop it.
Next, the prize money is 60,000 yen.
Watanabe Naomi.
Entry number 14, Sato Nobuko from Ibaraki prefecture.
She works at a mitto tea shop.
Her favorite sushi story is "Tobikko".
Today, for her boyfriend, Tatsuya-kun...
Oh, thank you, Tatsuya-kun.
For Tatsuya-kun, she will sing a love song.
"Mirai yo Souzu 2" by Doricum-san.
It's been three springs since I graduated from high school.
As usual, you're by my side with the same smile.
Tatsumi...
Back in the day, the road to my dream...
Tatsumi, stop it, please!
Stop it!
No, wait...
No...
Tatsumi...
No, Tatsumi...
Tatsumi...
Tatsumi! Tatsumi! Don't drink the sea water!
You're such a fool!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
After this, it's finally time for the first announcement!
"Gaki no Tsukai" Special Edition!
Please welcome our guest and challenge the city with your smartphone!
I'm done with "only if"
Tomorrow at 10 pm!
"Gaki no Tsukai" Seven Changes! Famous Works Revealed! Special!
Standing atop the top of all 49 people, the first place goes to...
For a total of 63,000 yen!
Koumoto, Mayor of Koumoto
Is there anything here?
As I thought, there was something here!
Wow!
Amazing!
Gang Dancer.
Wow! It's real!
You shouldn't speak too loud.
I've been told not to talk too much in private.
Can I get your autograph later?
I don't think you can get my autograph later.
I hate people like you the most.
But you said you had an affair with Matsumoto-san many times.
Really!
You shouldn't say that.
People who don't get excited about girls are the worst entertainers.
I think Matsumoto-kun said it all.
But the other day...
You went home with Tanaka-san, who I called Yabatake-san.
Jun-chan was there, too.
You shouldn't say things like that.
I think Matsumoto-kun said it all.
But the other day, when you went home, you were brought back by Endo-san.
Really?
No! When I went home with Endo-san, Endo-san and Jun- chan were brought back!
No!
Jun-chan was there, too!
Jun-chan was there!
But I really hate people like you the most!
You shouldn't say things like that.
Jun-chan was there, too!
You shouldn't say things like that.
I think Matsumoto-kun said it all.
You should say that properly!
That's what's funny!
He usually says it all!
In front of everyone...
Matsumoto-san...
That's amazing!
Chuka chuka kakari no CHUKAI!