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No reaction no deciding match!
I heard a miserable voice!
Rules are, three tricks are activated in each match.
The one with the smallest reaction wins and becomes the champion of the tournament!
When he opened the lid of the canister, there were many reactions to his clever tricks!
I'm sweating a lot!
On the other hand...
There are almost no reactions!
Tonight, "no reaction king" will be decided!
And "weakest king" will also be decided!
"No reaction king" semi-final!
Hosei and Ghibla are the only regular members left!
Ghibla is a hard worker!
Ghibla is a type of person who grows while working hard!
I'm looking forward to it!
Is Ghibla that kind of person?
I don't think so!
Let's get started!
First round entry!
I'm tired of this!
The number of reactions is increasing!
There are many reactions!
I'm very anxious!
Ready!
Go!
What is it?
It's there all of a sudden.
I don't like this.
This blind is a super powerful CO2 gas.
But I feel like Yamagino is the one who inhaled CO2.
He's got a lot of hair.
I don't know which one is Son.
I feel like this one is scary.
I like this one.
He's got a long face.
It's coming again.
It's facing sideways.
What should we do?
It's facing sideways.
I don't think it's good.
I'm not used to variety shows.
It's funny.
Wait a minute.
He inhaled too much CO2.
But it's attacking you.
You have to think about it.
Be brave!
But now that I've taken a shower, I've lost more hair than before.
See?
You don't have a lot of resources.
Resources are limited.
I think I took too long.
The next device is a drone.
I don't like drones.
Rather than being surprised, it makes you laugh.
That's right.
You have a nice face.
You look like Miyamoto Musashi.
Shut up.
You have sharp eyes.
You have high eyebrows.
You look like a middle-aged man.
You suddenly come to me.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The reaction is amazing.
Yama-chan's was bigger.
When I'm by myself and when I'm with others, I get scared.
I want to see them.
You surprised me.
I'm here, too.
That's enough.
It's like "Gibra", "Gibrazil" came out.
That's right.
Gibrazil
This is the origin.
What are you going to do about it?
For now, it's fine, right?
Yes.
Like a rigid object.
Really.
No, it's not moving.
It's fine, it's fine.
But it's not being touched, right?
Ah, there it is, there it is.
He laughed just now!
He said "I'll laugh!"
Well...
It's like...
It's being scratched! It's being scratched!
It's like...
Ah, it's pulling my hand!
It's like...
Ah, it's pulling my hand!
In the middle.
What is it like?
It's hot, it's hot.
Oh, teacher.
Jimura is amazing.
He raised both hands.
Wait!
Wait a minute, the drum is this big.
It's a good match.
Well, it's about one win and one loss.
That's right.
It may be so.
No, it was a good match.
Certainly, it's next.
Both parties, get ready!
It's important not to drag the table tennis.
That's right.
It's important, isn't it?
I don't think it's as sharp as before.
Now, the next trick is...
Tesla Coil High Voltage Generator.
Will it come out like this?
Look, look, look.
It's a little concentrated.
It's getting stronger.
It's good.
It's good, it's concentrated to the max.
It's coming.
This is certainly scary.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
What is it?
No reaction!
Finished!
Both parties, go to the monitoring room.
What is it?
No, it's scary!
No, it's scary.
It's scary.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
It's scary.
It's over.
What's going on?
I'm sorry to say this, but...
The propeller got caught in the wood.
That's unexpected, isn't it?
No, it's unexpected.
Look back at the match scene in slow motion.
Neither of them are moving.
It's scary, isn't it?
Will it work?
Suddenly, the wind blows and it happens suddenly.
It's strong.
It's hitting hard.
It's strong, isn't it?
But it was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It's hitting hard.
It's damaged.
It's hitting hard.
He was chasing it because he didn't like it.
He didn't like it.
It's not a moment anymore.
Jimura is amazing.
He is amazing.
The three producers will judge the result.
Did Yama-chan or Jimura win?
Please judge.
Go ahead!
Jimura!
Good job!
At this stage...
Yes.
It's over.
Matoba and...
Owada.
I think it's meaningful.
Why?
Because Owada lost.
Conor and Owada.
No reaction!
Semi-final, second match.
Matoba Koji versus Owada Shinya.
Both of you, stand up.
What?
What is this?
If these people are here, does this mean we'll get hit?
We don't even know.
Is he about to cry?
He has eyes like a little girl.
His face is totally different.
This one is sharper.
He's back.
When you call someone with a strong personality...
He's kind.
The first trick is...
When two radio controllers approach each other and think of firing...
The wall of bullets bursts.
Will they be able to avoid it without any reaction?
I'm sure they'll think of this.
The CO2.
They're waiting for CO2, right?
Is it CO2?
Is it a tank?
What? What? What?
I think it's a tank.
I see.
I think it's a tank.
There are many things.
I don't think I've seen that machine before.
(Laughing)
Yes, I did it with great skill.
Matoba-kun, you are amazing.
Wait!
You did it just now, Taita.
I see, that's how it came.
He is very focused.
Yes, I think so.
I was surprised.
Yes.
You were surprised, but you didn't move at all.
I didn't move.
Can you cut him a little bit and raise him up?
Why do you look down on me?
(Laughing)
You look down on me.
(Laughing)
You look very surprised.
Stop it.
(Laughing)
Stop it.
Don't look down on me.
At least focus on your bald head.
(Laughing)
That's right.
Don't look down on me.
(Laughing)
Both parties, stand up!
(Bang)
I don't know if it will work until the end.
But I see, they are still there.
That's right.
Good morning.
And now, they will use super powerful CO2 gas.
But he has already been hit three times.
Yes, he has.
I think he will get hit two or three more times.
(Laughing)
This is normal.
(Bell)
(Laughing)
(Bell)
(Laughing)
Wait a minute.
No one is reacting.
(Laughing)
(Bell)
This is a good battle.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute.
He looks like Kinya Kitaoji.
(Laughing)
You are right.
I remember when I took CO2 bath, I looked like Kitaoji and Kinya.
(Laughing)
(Bell)
Both of them didn't react at all.
This is the last demonstration of Tesla Coil.
(Bell)
(Laughing)
Both of them didn't react at all.
This is a good battle.
(Bell)
This is the last demonstration of Tesla Coil.
Both of them didn't react at all.
This is a good battle.
It's amazing.
What are you thinking of?
Are you ignoring?
Are you thinking of something else?
I just watched it.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Thank you for coming.
The flow has always been like this.
That's right.
It's sold out.
He looks like he's looking at his beard.
That's right.
He looks like he's thinking, "My beard is gone."
Dad, your beard is gone.
You don't have to look at me like that.
The next item is "Ijiri".
Please pay attention to how it's made.
It's amazing.
It looks like he got a replacement made by a foreign manufacturer.
Jibura!
He said it.
- He said it. - That's right, Mr. Jibura.
That's amazing!
- Jibura moved. - Yes, he did.
- Matoba doesn't move at all. - Matoba is amazing.
Wait!
Who's going to win?
It hurt like hell.
- You're right. - You're right.
I knew it.
Both fighters are fighting at a high level.
There's no sign of Matoba taking any action.
However...
If he hits you with his fist for the first time...
- I don't think it'll last long. - That's right.
With Matsumoto's advice, they're about to launch a flash cotton.
How will they react?
Both fighters, get ready!
One, two...
- But, Mr. Matoba, you're amazing. - I know, right?
- Mr. Matoba, you're amazing. - Oh, Mr. Jimura!
- Jimura, you're amazing! - Jimura, you're amazing!
I got caught up in it.
Wait!
- That was fast. - What was that just now?
- That surprised me. - That really surprised me.
- Mr. Matoba, you're strong. - You're strong.
- I can't believe you didn't react at all. - I can't believe you didn't react at all.
I can't believe you didn't react at all.
The race continues, and the super powerful CO2 gas is launched!
How about this time?!
Both cars, get ready!
His face has changed.
It's amazing.
It's the best in Japan, isn't it?
Tsuyoshi Matoba.
Originally, this is the end, but it continues like this.
He aims at Matoba and shoots a drone.
I want to see his reaction.
Matoba's drone is flying.
It's amazing.
Matoba, shoot it.
He aimed at it.
It's amazing.
It's coming.
It's amazing.
How can you do it?
It's amazing.
Matoba has been doing it for a long time.
Matoba's drone is flying.
It's amazing.
Matoba's drone is flying.
It's amazing.
I can't win this.
No reaction!
Time's up!
Alright, to the monitoring room.
Yoroho, you're really persistent.
I want to fire you.
As expected!
It's no joke.
As expected of the final round.
But you could see Jirura's weakness, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm tired.
Of course, the result is...
Red! Red! Red!
Thank you! Thank you!
The winner of the first "No Reaction" is...
Koji Matsumoto!
Thank you!
I think Matsumoto really wants to defeat Jirura.
I think so, too.
If he doesn't do it...
If he doesn't do it, it's no good.
It's impossible.
I've learned a lot from Amazon,
and I was able to win like this today.
What are you talking about?
I was really weak.
Now...
The weakest...
Do you want me to choose the weakest one?
The weakest one is...
No, no, no.
Hamao and Tanaka.
Why me?
I'm sure I'll win.
No, but...
I'm sure I'll win.
I'm sorry, but...
Well, well...
I hardly use it.
What are you talking about?
After this...
"No Reaction" will decide who is the weakest one!
Tanaka Naoki vs. Hamada Masato.
I see.
Hamada Masato vs. Umemori Nozomi.
- Come on, man. - You're getting on my nerves!
- Come on, man! - I'm sick of it!
To decide who's the weakest, we've prepared two change- of-the-table jokes.
What kind of reaction will they show us?!
[The sound of electricity]
The electricity went up!
[The sound of electricity]
[The sound of electric shock]
Oh my god, I can laugh for the rest of my life for those two minutes.
Oh my god, I want to take it home.
You can't, can you?
You keep talking.
I'm sorry.
Did you say "no"?
Did I say it?
You said it, didn't you? You said "no", didn't you?
I want to drink it.
You're welcome.
Calm down.
What's your condition?
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of face you're making.
What's going on?
What's going on with you, Matsumoto-san?
It's too scary.
It's too girlish.
It's like a different girl has another child.
This is annoying.
This is annoying, isn't it?
Yes.
This house is tough.
Yes, it is.
Wow!
He's got a lot of meat.
Wow! Wow!
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I can't get surprised with this.
What is this?
But it was fun both ways.
It was fun both ways.
That's it for today.
This was "The Worst Show Ever".
Thank you for watching.
See you next week!
He's scared again.
I can't do it anymore.