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Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is a hot battle where no matter what happens, men don't agree with each other!
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai", "No Reaction" will be decided!
It's coming out slowly.
It's like working in an izakaya.
It's nice, isn't it?
When you say "welcome", it feels like you're doing something amazing.
Mr. Kawano.
Yes, yes.
It's "reaction".
Usually, when we say "reaction", it's taken for granted.
We're told to do it when it's necessary.
People who can do it can do "no reaction" too.
"No reaction"?
On the contrary.
That's impossible.
No, no.
Recently, in izakayas, they say "no reaction" a lot.
I'm not the winner candidate.
I see.
So we won't "pick up" today.
No matter what happens, we won't "no reaction".
Everyone saw it today.
I see.
This time, it's not just the five of us.
We have guests too.
Yes, these people.
Please come in!
As guest players, they will "pick up" men who can't "no reaction" at all.
I'm so happy that we're on this show.
When we first got the offer, we said "no reaction".
I thought "no reaction" would be boring.
I see.
But it wasn't boring at all.
And when we got here, we saw Mr. Matoma.
I thought "oh, I see".
It's okay now.
I see.
Mr. Makashita.
Since Mr. Matoma was in high school, he's been in jail a few times.
He's not in jail!
I want to ask you something.
Yes?
Is it like this?
Mr. Amazon, is it okay?
He's not in jail!
I don't know if it's legal or not.
But Mr. Owada, you're a young man with no common sense.
Yes, yes.
You've been silenced.
Yes, yes.
Have you been warned three times?
Yes, I've been warned.
I've been warned a little more, but I've been beaten up and beaten up three times.
Has anyone been bitten up three times?
In this world?
It's tick-tick-tick-tick-time!
No reaction match.
As you can see,
there are three tricks per match.
The one with less reaction wins.
Let's go!
First match of the first round,
Naoki Kanaka vs. Hosei Fukutei!
- Mr. Kanaka. - Yes?
Who do you think will win?
I'm scared of neither of them!
I think I'm the weakest opponent.
- Let's get started! - Yes.
- This is the first match. - Go ahead!
Battle Entry!
Huh? It came off!
- It came off because you stumbled. - Yeah.
- Whoa, that balloon! - I know, I know.
- I'm curious about it. - I know, right?
- I don't know if it's coming or not. - I see, I see.
- I'm curious about it. - Maybe it's a dummy.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- I'm curious about this!
There's a lot of things.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
That's amazing!
What is this?
Kanaka, I'm so angry right now!
All right! Get ready!
- From here? - Yes.
- From here? - That's it.
- From here...
- Is this how you keep your face? - That's how you keep it.
- Is this how you keep it? - Yes, that's how you keep it.
- The first gimmick is the giant cracker. - Whoa!
- They haven't heard of it yet. - I'm scared of this!
- When did it come? - When did it come?
- Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- They haven't heard of it yet. - We don't know what will come next time.
- They have a nice face. - They do have a nice face.
- They have a nice face.
- They're excited. - They're excited.
- Will it be okay? - Whoa, it's so long!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's pretty long. - I don't like it yet.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- He took a reaction just now. - He shook it.
- He did both sides.
- No, no, he's doing it like this now. - But it's coming now, right?
- It's coming! - He's shaking it.
- Both sides are coming! - Wait!
- No, wait. - Oh, he's waiting for it.
- Woah! - Woah!
- Wait for it, captain! - Can I say something? - Yes.
If Mr. Owada sees this, he'll kick you too.
Are you okay?
That's bad.
You have to keep making faces.
That's right.
Why do you have this face?
Because you can't make it.
If you can't make it, it's a lie.
But it's better not to do it.
That's right.
Right?
That's right, everyone. Tweet's blind spot is flash cotton.
There's cotton next to you, right?
Yes.
If you add that, fire will come out.
That's not good.
You'll get hit.
You have a good face.
Surprisingly, there's a possibility of winning.
But you just reacted.
That's right.
If you can keep this face, you'll win.
Of course.
If you can't keep it...
- Wait! - Not yet, not yet.
Tanaka, you're like Koider.
Wait a minute, this is tough.
- Koider is red, right? - Yes, this is already the limit.
- It's like "kyan"! - Yes, yes.
- This is already a loss. - It's a loss.
I see.
Hero, stand up!
- Third round. - Like Yamajan, he doesn't turn his face back right away.
Huh? But earlier...
I couldn't squeeze it out.
- Now, the next item is... - Rubbish bucket powder.
- Rubbish bucket in the back. - Rubbish bucket in the back.
I don't like it when you don't know what happened.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
- Certainly. - Yes.
- Oh, it's good. - It's cool.
- From various angles... - It's cool.
Do you apply it this much?
Do you apply it this much for a variety show?
It doesn't matter.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
No reaction!
Both of you, go to the monitoring room.
Both of you must have been scared.
Your reactions must have been funny.
It was funny.
Hama-san, this is funny.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
Which one do you think won?
You don't know anyone but yourself, right?
But you had a good face.
Thank you.
I had a good face but...
Let's see your expressions in slow motion.
But you recovered quickly.
You recovered.
You moved but...
You recovered quickly.
This is fast.
He's reacting.
This is Tanagaoka.
This is not Tanagaoka at all.
I didn't expect it.
You're good at going back and forth.
It was terrible.
This is embarrassing.
Okama-chan!
It's not Okama-chan.
This is the best.
From the three reactions,
the three producers will judge the winner.
Let's go.
Did Yama-chan win or did Tanaga win?
Judgment, please!
Yama-chan won!
It's like no reaction, it's amazing!
It's amazing, I really want to see it!
But my body gets stiff.
It's fine if you do it like that, but can you do it like this?
You said it!
No, no, no!
You said it!
No, it's like this, like this!
This is like this!
It's like that!
After this, Hamada and Jibra fight desperately for reactions!
Yes, that's right!
The second match of the first round is Hamada and Jibra's fight!
Who will be victorious?
Contestants, please enter!
It's like this.
Is it okay for you to do it so early?
It's like this.
This is fine.
But I think Hamada-san is strong.
I've seen Hamada-san's fight many times.
Is he strong?
I think he's strong.
Both of you, get ready!
I haven't seen Jibra's scared face.
It looks like he's going to win.
But it's a good face, isn't it?
It's a good face.
Ah, it's good!
Ah, Jibra is good, too.
If you can keep this up, you'll win.
I don't like this time.
It's been a long time.
You can think of a lot of things with this.
You know that red one, right? The big one.
I'm really curious about that.
You're curious about it, right?
But the first thing you do is...
You step on it.
I don't like this!
You step on it?
You step on the backrest of the chair you're sitting on.
You can't do it! You can't do it!
This is a reaction!
You step on the backrest of the chair you're sitting on.
It sounds like a girl's voice.
This is bad!
I don't like this!
Please!
That's right.
That's a good face!
I'll keep it!
You're like a tiger!
Like a tiger's signboard!
That's good! If you can keep it, it's cool!
You got a pinecone!
That's a pathetic face!
Gibra is amazing!
He didn't move at all!
Gibra is amazing!
His eyes are like glass!
Gibra is amazing!
Amazing!
I can't do it anymore, Hamada-san!
Wait!
It's going to take a long time...
Ah, I'm tired...
You're already tired!
You're already tired, Hamada-san!
Be patient!
It's stuck in my back...
That's scary!
It's started!
Next up is...
A radio-controlled tank suddenly fires at two people!
Will it go through without any reaction?!
It's here!
It's okay here!
It's one!
I see...
It's not coming...
It's moving even before firing!
I'm getting nervous!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
As expected of Gibraltar.
Gibraltar is sweating a lot!
The amount of sweat!
The amount of sweat, Gibraltar!
The amount of sweat...
It's true, the tension...
I see.
I don't know what's going to happen, the tension...
Wait!
He said it again...
Yeah...
W-o-w...
Whoa! Whoa!
Gibraltar is scared in his body.
I see.
That's why his sweat is coming out.
That's right.
Alright, stand up!
This is pretty bad.
The third one...
Gibraltar is...
Has he recovered?
It looks like he's recovering, but...
He's sweating a little, right?
That's right.
He's sweating a little, right?
And the last trick is...
Yes?
The giant suit.
Whoa! It's finally here!
It's finally here!
Whoa, but Hama-san, you look like a red demon.
I'm wearing a man's mask.
That's right!
I'm wearing a man's mask.
Oh, really?
If you say that, I'll only be able to see your man's mask.
You can do it, Gibraltar!
It's a good matchup, but...
No reaction! Zero!
Let's look back at their match in slow motion.
It's terrible.
It's like a bulletproof vest.
It's a secret.
It's not a hit, it's a hit reaction.
They're saying it's a hit reaction.
It's amazing!
I found a trick.
It's serious.
It's really bad.
Why did you let go of my hand?
You told me to move my arms.
I see.
The result is obvious.
It's Zibra!
Zibra advances to the semi-final.
The third match of the first round.
Shoto Endo versus Koji Matoba.
The winner is...
From now on, it's going to be important for a long time.
Amazing.
Wow, you're so manly.
Am I manly?
For now, you have to make this face.
This face is good.
It's a good face.
Both of you...
Now, everyone, the first gimmick is a rocket punch.
Rocket punch?
Yes, it's on both sides.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
It will pass in front of your faces.
What?!
I don't like that.
I absolutely don't like it.
I don't like punches in particular.
This face...
If you see me like this...
It's good, isn't it?
I'll apologize.
If you see me like this, you'll be able to act.
Why can't you do that?
The title is...
High Level
Wow!
High level!
Wow!
That's cool!
You're serious?!
They didn't react, did they?!
They showed us a reaction they've never seen before.
Now, it's the next "trick", "Flash Cotton".
Flash Cotton
- No way! - No way!
- Wow! - Wow!
And the third trick is...
A large amount of nitroglycerin drops.
- The more we think about it, the more we hear, right? - Yes.
- This guy's nervous system is weird. - It's weird.
- On the contrary... - Maybe he doesn't have emergency management skills.
- Wow! - Wow!
A high-level battle between Endo and Matoba.
Who will win?
- Blue! - Blue!
- Red! - Red!
The winner is Matoba!
Matoba advances to the semi-finals with a close difference.
The last match of the first round is...
Hitoshi Matsumoto vs. Shinya Owada.
- No way! - No way!
- These two are not moving at all! - No way!
What kind of battle will they have?
Players, please come in!
- We'll go in from here. - No way!
- Yes, we'll go in from here. - No way!
- Look at his face. - He's been doing this for a long time.
- He's been checking a lot of things. - That's right.
- There's a new item in the middle. - I'll take it!
- There's something in there. - It's a drone.
- A drone? - A drone is scary.
- It's good. - It's scary. - It's a good mystery.
- What kind of face is that? - What kind of face is that?
- His eyes are narrowed.
- Everyone, we'll start with an ancient balloon. - It's coming out.
- Unlike before, if the balloon explodes, a cockroach will come out. - I can't stand it.
- This is impossible.
- What is this? - What is this?
- Please stand up. - This is how you stand up. - That's right.
- This is how you stand up.
- Oh! - Oh!
- You didn't get hurt, but you jumped once. - That's right.
- Mr. Mazumo. - He's holding it.
- As it continued, the drone launched.
- Will they be able to get past "no reaction"?
- Oh! - Oh!
- Huh? - Wow!
- You jumped earlier. - I don't like it.
- That's your second jump. - Wow!
- Wow!
- You got hit, but it's "no reaction"! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Red! Red! - Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yes! - The wind!
- The wind is blowing, so... - That's funny!
- Wow!
- One more time. - Let's go!
- He can make you laugh. - Yes.
I'm sorry.
You're hitting it so hard.
What kind of game is this?
I see.
I knew it.
I see.
You let your guard down.
You did it perfectly.
Wait!
That was a close one.
Ready, set...
This is fun.
[Laughter]
What's with that face?
So far, it's been a big success.
Lastly, the third trick is...
Wow, Hama-san, this is so fun!
What's with that?!
Ohohoho!
Hahahahaha!
No reaction!
Stop it!
Huh?
They went to the monitoring room.
They did.
I see.
Good job!
Shut up!
Don't talk!
Wasn't it long?
No, it wasn't that long.
The length of the drone was eight times longer!
Hahahahaha!
It's been eight times.
Look at this drone.
Look!
It's been a while.
Hahahahaha!
This drone is good.
Wow!
Oh!
Okay, is this it?
Is it still this one?
Is it over?
Okay, is this it?
Oh!
Okay, is this it?
Okay!
Is it over?
Oh no.
You said no!
I heard you said "of course not"!
That's why I think the actor is strong.
He concentrates.
He concentrates, but...
He's being hit by a drone.
His drone is longer than his own.
It's been three shots.
Ready, go!
G-SHIT!
The first No Reaction King has been decided!
No way, multiple shots! Will it go through? No Reaction!
And the weakest king has also been decided!
It's too scary, I can't control it.
Don't miss it!
After taking CO2 in this scene, I felt like I was in "Narusetsu" by Kitaoji.