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First place is
Gaming couple love love competition
I'm a little quiet
You don't have to be loud
It's annoying
Gaming couple love love competition
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Gaming couple love love competition
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Show us how good you are
Five of you judge their lover
Five topics
The topics are love love, jealousy and so on
Five topics from five topics
And the couple challenging it is
This is the one
We met before
I've been to your house once
Let's ask him many questions
(The next day)
Hello.
Maeda!
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
It's been a while. We've seen you on a different show.
That's right.
We've never seen you before.
Nice to meet you.
Here you are.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
Nice to meet you.
Here is the star of the show, the Maeda couple.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Are you a couple?
Yes, we are.
We are a couple.
This is my wife, Alisa.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Alisa.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Alisa.
I've seen you on a different show before.
What show?
I bought a new game.
What?
I like games.
Really?
I play games while watching TV.
You play games while watching TV?
Yes.
Which one do you play?
I play Archie.
What?
Archie...
Archie?
When I play games, I can't watch TV anymore.
Archie?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I call Alisa "Archie".
Archie...
Oh, Alisa...
She's a big girl, but you call her "Archie".
Archie...
You're kind, Ken.
What?
Ken is kind.
Oh, Ken is kind.
Even if you say that...
You're amazing.
You're embarrassing me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
You're embarrassing me.
You're so sexy.
This mansion is expensive.
Yes, it is. If you want to go out, you'll get scolded.
Oh, really?
The police...
Is this the mansion?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's a little awkward to talk outside.
Is it okay?
We have delicious awamori.
We also have tea. Which do you want?
Tea and awamori.
Is it okay?
Yes, yes.
Is there good awamori?
Yes, please.
The five of them will drink tea and ask about their relationship.
Ken and I were together.
We were pretty drunk.
At that time...
He was very kind and took care of me.
He took care of you.
That's right. He took care of me.
I was pretty drunk.
What was your first impression of him?
Well...
That's right. I liked his face.
He was very kind.
What?
He was very kind.
Really.
Oh, he was kind.
He took care of me.
And...
He had a good sense of humor.
The taste...
He had the same color as me.
The same color as me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Didn't you say you only ate one piece?
Yes, I did.
What?
I'm sorry.
What?
Are you okay?
Are you okay with that attitude?
Are you always like this?
I'm relieved.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Is that so?
That may be so.
You're nervous like you always do.
I'm a little nervous.
You're a little more clumsy.
No, it's not like that.
You're always cute.
You're always like this.
What's wrong?
I like you.
You like me?
It's weird that you like me.
I like you.
You're always like this.
It's getting hotter and hotter.
You're always like this.
You like me a lot, don't you?
That's right.
I'm going to take a shower.
Are you okay with that?
I'm sorry.
Are you going to take a shower?
Yes, I'm sorry.
What were you doing earlier?
I'm not a baby.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you dressed like that?
What's wrong with you?
I washed my hair.
It's not good.
It smells good.
It's okay.
The camera is rolling.
What?
What shampoo do you use?
Tsubaki.
Wrong.
The correct answer is...
Luxe.
Luxe?
No, no.
It's not funny at all.
Luxe.
It's weird.
It's weird and it's not good to say it out loud.
I'm sorry.
Was it like that?
I'm sorry.
It was like that, but I was nervous before.
But I'm relieved, I'm relieved.
Recently, entertainers have been doing this and that.
Entertainers have always been like that.
I've only done bad news.
But I've been on it several times a week.
That's right.
Still, I live as an entertainer's dream, so I'm doing it so that it won't be exposed.
I'm not kicking a hard phone.
Do it properly.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean "thank you for your hard work"?
I'm sorry for being cool.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
After all, I didn't have it.
I chose it.
You didn't have it, did you?
That's right, you didn't have it.
Oh, that's right.
When we moved in here,
the downtower chose the bed for us.
Oh, that's right.
It's next door.
Yes, yes, can I take a look?
Can I see it?
It's nice.
It was pretty tough back then.
Yes, it was.
Is that so?
Excuse me.
You're in it together, right?
Yes, we are.
Oh, nice.
Look, it's nice, isn't it?
This one too.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't close it all today.
I'm sorry.
My pants...
Why? Why are you taking off your pants?
No, honestly, it's been a little intense lately.
Your pants are torn.
What?
Your pants are torn.
No, no, no.
Senpai, come here for a second.
I'm sorry.
Like this.
What are you doing?
I'm not wearing pants.
And I'm asking him to wear pants.
And I'm doing this.
Ma'am, ma'am.
I'm doing this.
I did it.
Are you okay?
Don't do it naturally.
It's okay.
Normally, you do it like this.
Stop it.
Like this.
Senpai, come here for a second.
Can you take a picture of us?
They decided to take a picture of them when they first started dating.
This is it, Arisa.
They met and came to my parents' house to say goodbye.
This is when you went to your parents' house.
This is when I opened the door of my parents' house.
That's right.
A lot of people came out.
I can't help it if I remember it.
I can't help it.
I can't help it if I remember it.
I can't help it.
I can't help it if I remember it.
That's right.
I want you to watch our wedding video.
I didn't get a chance to watch it because you wanted me to watch it.
Can you watch it for me?
Wedding video?
Yes.
You're so cute.
I'm glad you bought a dress.
Did you buy it?
Yes, I bought it.
Did you rent it?
Yes, I bought it.
I was going to give it to you when you were born.
No, it's okay.
I'm nervous when I talk.
I'm so happy.
I'm nervous.
No, I'll do it in V anyway.
It's getting more and more beautiful.
I'm glad I got married.
I'm glad you got married.
Oh, it's the same thing.
It's the same thing, isn't it?
No, this is our mistake.
What?
I'm being stabbed.
Well, well, well.
Is it similar?
What?
Is it similar?
I'm nervous.
Is it weird?
No, no, no.
I'm nervous every time.
What is this?
Is it similar?
Hey, hey, hey.
What is this?
No, it's our senior.
We have a senior.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, hey, hey.
We have a senior.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey.
What should we do?
Should we go in?
We can't go in.
We can't, we can't.
See you later.
We can't, we can't.
See you later.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go in.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So we went to see the maida.
Yes.
So we went to see the maida.
Yes, we did.
I felt it quite a lot, though.
Does it end here?
It's here.
Does it make you jealous?
That's second place.
Second place?
Second place.
Well, I won't say it twice, it's second place.
Is it still around here?
This is first place.
What will happen to the lovey-dovey couple?
I see.
It's amazing.
It doesn't turn at all.
It's like it's about to end.
Yes, it is.
It's like it's about to end.
There are still many more.
You are right about that, too.
You are happy about it, aren't you?
After he showed you that...
That's amazing.
When we became four times, I didn't care about you.
The lovey-dovey couple started.
But we did our best.
We did our best.
I can't hold it until you put it in my mouth.
At least show me how you do it.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but in the Fukuoka Airplane, there is a "we don't need service" tag here.
- On the airplane? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Eh? - Eh?
- I don't know, I don't know. - You really don't know anything.
- No, I don't know, I don't know. - You don't know, it's here, right?
- Eh, that's "the best" - "the best"
- Isn't it because you're in "the first"? - I'm not in "the first"!
- There is no "first" in Fukuoka Airplane!
- Well, it's business, it's business. - Well, I've never seen business like that.
- You... you... what kind of travel are you doing?
- No, I'm telling you, you're in a different class.
- You're in a triangle, right? In the middle of a triangle.
- Right? You're in the middle of a triangle.
- And you say "we don't need service" - I've never heard of that.
- On the first side. And on the second side, you say "wake me up when you're in service"
- On the third side, you say "well, just keep coming"
- I usually don't say "service, wake me up"
- When I get on the plane, I say "wake me up" right away. - I see.
- Do you listen to music? - Yes, yes, yes.
- But you don't really care... - What do you listen to? What do you listen to?
- Well, seriously, Junko-tea.
- And so... - No, it's fine.
- You know, you asked me what I was listening to, and the customer didn't respond.
- You know, I'm really lonely. - Well, Junko-tea, you don't know, do you?
- It's not your fault if you asked me.
- If you don't listen to music, you want to know what I'm listening to, don't you?
- And so, you go round and round and say "we don't need service"
- And even though you say it, you almost always say "oh, what is it?"
- No, I mean... - No, I know.
- I know. If you're doing it like that... - Then I'll do it.
But you're still saying 'no' so eventually you'll finally say 'ah!'
No, no, it'll happen!
At least with water and hot water you can say 'no, no, no, no, no'
I'm saying it for free!
Then stop doing this!
I really don't like you being hindered, Junko- chan.
When you say "after the kiss" it's "kiniya"
"Kiniya" means "after the kiss"
You know it!
Don't talk about it!
That's right!
The other day, I was like Kramer, but there was a mousepad in the hotel
and only half of it was used.
So I called the hotel and said, "Excuse me, but there's only half of a mousepad in the hotel."
It's completely used.
Would you like a new one right away?
No, that's not what I meant.
Could you apologize for me?
Oh, I didn't know you said that.
No, no, not at all! Don't question me!
Even if you didn't mean it, it can't be helped.
I just want to say it for now.
You know, you're really bad.
No, I'm not!
I don't care about that.
No, no, no!
I don't know which old man gave me this.
It only has half of the mouth head!
Well, I have someone else's.
Oh, I'll bring you a new one.
This is definitely not right!
Well, well...
I'm so sorry! First of all!
Well, well, but...
Well, you know...
When I'm talking with you,
I feel like something's wrong!
Well, that's not everyone's opinion!
You're the type of person who calls me, right?
I'm not the type of person who calls you!
Whaaat?!
Then, what if my toothbrush...
is already...
messed up and lying around?
Oh, well, you can use it yourself.
No way!
No, you can use it yourself!
I've never used it in a hotel before!
You can use it yourself!
No, that's not the problem!
No, you can use it yourself!
You can use it yourself!
If you leave it like that...
I'll throw it in the bin!
No, you should...
talk to me honestly!
No, I'm serious!
I don't want to talk to someone
who can't talk honestly!
No, I'm serious!
I'm serious!
It's just that it's too dark in the room,
and it's a little...
hard to use a card,
so I've called the front desk before.
The room...
The room is dark...
and it's hard to use a card...
and it's hard to line up...
so I've called them before.
It's too dark...
Wait a minute...
I still don't know where...
I still don't know where to start...
Wait, wait...
It's too dark!
It's dark...
Is seven plus six?
I can't see it anymore. I can play the video, but I can't see it anymore.
So I called the front desk and said, "This is too dark."
Who...
With whom...
Yes.
With whom...
are you going to play?
And who's going to stop you?
Who's going to stop you from playing?
With whom are you going to play?
When I joined Osaka, right?
Osaka...
No, not when you joined Osaka or when you joined Osaka.
With whom are you going to play?
There are more things!
With how many people?
With about four people, I think that's the best.
I'm sorry, but if you don't mind my time...
I'd like to go for about two hours.
No!
Why?
You said it was dark in the room.
What did you do for me?
She brought me a light.
So I thought I'd leave it for now.
That's what you said, didn't you?
No, in my heart, from the beginning.
Thank you! I thought I'd leave it for now.
That's weird, because it's dark.
But it's definitely a lie that it's bright, right?
No, it's true, it's true.
That's why you're angry.
On the contrary, it's scary.
No, I'm not angry...
Then what?
Do you want me to tickle you?
Or do you want me to doze you off?
No, it's not like that.
Leave me alone!
But this story has become a huge loss for me.
No, it's not a loss!
Some people admit it, and some people don't.
It's definitely like that.
What would you do if you didn't poop in the bathroom?
What would you do if you didn't poop in the hotel?
I'd say that.
What would you say?
Hey!
I'll say it!
I'm sorry, but I really won't do it.
You're not good at it!
Because...
Hey!
Come here!
While I was coming, someone's poop splashed all over me.
This is hell!
If you don't show it, people will think you're lying.
People will think it's their own poop.
When I came in, my dad was there.
First of all, I'll say it.
Look!
Even if you don't know it, people who appear on TV
will poop on their own...
and say it's their own poop...
and say, "Don't make me poop!"
Are you a super-framer?
You're a stupid dad-class idiot!
That's right!
That's why I'm telling you not to say it.
If you don't say it, no one will know it...
and you'll end up with an old man who doesn't know it at all.
Use your neck!
It's getting hot!
My hands are getting really hot from doing this!
By doing this, you'll eliminate the next person.
In order to eliminate the next victim...
the first victim has a duty to do it.
Yes, I understand.
Right?
If you want to do something interesting...
you have to do it.
There was a dryer in the hotel.
What kind of dryer?
If you do it like this...
it pops out.
Even if you do it like this...
it pops out.
I can't draw it.
No, it falls off.
If you do it like this...
you'll end up with a stupid neck.
No matter how many times you do it, it falls off.
Ouch!
Your hair won't dry!
I can't do it like that!
If you do it like this, it'll be like this.
I know! If you do it like this...
It feels like you're grabbing my neck.
It's getting hot!
My hands are getting really hot!
I did it just in case!
You did it!
I did it!
I can't do it like that!
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Next week, Naomi Watanabe will participate in "Kichihenge"!
This is amazing!
It's hot!