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First "Gaki no Tsukaya" sudden big explosion tour
Gaki no Tsukaya
This time at the location where we are going
One of the staff will make a big joke
The person who makes a joke has to make a big explosion
Big explosion
It's a big deal
It's like "don't laugh"
That's right
It's forced
Not only you but also guests are here
Let's introduce them
Nice to meet you
Last year's "don't laugh" guest Pancetta Girolamo
And Bobby Orogon
Gaki no Tsukaya
We'll decide the winner today
By the way, you two are making a big explosion
I've never laughed
You'll do it
Gaki no Tsukaya
I think this is the problem
It's not used much
Gaki no Tsukaya
First of all, they will walk around Togoshi Ginza shopping district.
First of all, we would like you to eat okonomiyaki.
This is the restaurant.
Okonomiyaki restaurant?
Yes, this is the restaurant.
The first stage is okonomiyaki restaurant.
Will it be...
Please sit wherever you like.
Can we sit anywhere?
Please sit wherever you like.
This is illegal, isn't it?
Please sit wherever you like.
Can we sit here?
We will sit here.
It's already cooked.
Yes, it's already cooked.
It's changed a little.
Instead of green laver, they put green onion on it.
That's their style.
They have to eat okonomiyaki first.
What will they eat first?
We really like okonomiyaki.
Please eat as you like.
I'm hungry.
Please eat as you like.
Thank you.
Hamada-san, please eat first.
Let's eat in order.
In order?
I'd like to know how it tastes.
The meat is already cooked.
I'm afraid of that.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
Edo-san, please eat.
Please don't make a relieved face.
I'm relieved.
Wait a minute.
Edo-san, how do you like it?
It's all the same. It's very delicious.
I like green onion.
Let's try it.
Thank you very much.
Kojiro-san, please eat, too.
How do you like it?
It's delicious.
Hosei-san, please eat, too.
Thank you for it.
Hosei-san, how do you like it?
It's delicious.
It's a good time to eat as you like.
Momi-san, please eat, too.
It's delicious.
It's crispy on the outside and grilled on the inside.
I've never eaten it like that.
Matsuma-san, please eat, too.
It's delicious.
How do you like it?
Is it delicious?
It's fluffy.
Hosei-san, please eat, too.
No, no, no!
Don't eat it!
Hashi! Hashi!
No, no, no!
Hashi, this...
Look! Look!
Look!
No, no, no!
No, you can't do this!
Don't eat it! You can't do this!
No, no!
I can't do this! Where is it?!
Thank you!
How is it?
It's really tiring!
It's really, really tiring!
Ah, scary, scary, scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
But it's not that funny, is it?
No, it's not.
Please think of it as something of this quality.
Scary!
Ah, tiring!
It's fine, after all.
You say the same thing over and over again, right?
That's right.
It's not good, right?
The vocabulary is already...
Yes.
Look, look, look!
It's not good!
After Takata-san laughed, everyone was like, "Whoa, is this the kind of thing you're doing?!"
Their faces were like that!
That's dangerous!
Everyone, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making a little mistake!
What was it?
I should have asked you to put on an apron first.
It's slippery.
If you get your shoes dirty, you're in trouble.
I'm sorry!
And so, the next funny moment.
- Thank you for your help. - Thank you for your help.
Once again, the clerk puts on a paper apron for us.
- At first, I was like, "What's going on?" - Yes.
- But then I realized... - Yes, I'm sorry.
- I'll remove the oil. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- It's good. - It's good.
I can eat more of this.
What's wrong?
You're too young for this!
Oh, no!
You're not a baby!
You're too young for this!
What's wrong?
You're too young for this!
Thank you!
It was a big hit!
You should have taken more money!
I'm glad!
My head hurts!
I don't know why it's March.
After the break, it's time for the big hit tour!
We're back in the shopping district!
Let's have a cup of tea and eat something sweet!
You can sit wherever you like!
- Please, come in. - There's a table over there.
- It's true, there's a table over there.
- Excuse me! - It's nice, it's nice.
- Excuse me! - Please come in.
- Let's sit here.
- Please, please. - Please, come in.
- Matsumoto san, you were in the back. - I was in the front.
- Me too, me too. - Yes, yes.
- I'll go over there. - Let's go, let's go.
- I don't like chopsticks anymore. - I'll go over there.
- Let's sit here. - What?
- Four people means... - I want to go in first.
- Four people? - I want to go in first.
- Let's put down the spoon. - Let's sit down.
- I can't do it anymore. - You can't do it anymore.
This is bad! This is bad!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
How do you stand up?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I can't do it anymore.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I want to go in! - Thank you!
- But you're amazing! - But you're amazing!
- How do you sweat? - No, I don't know!
- Don't push yourself too hard! - No, I don't know!
- We'll exchange seats. - We'll exchange seats.
- You're making us look bad! - No, no, no!
- It's getting bad!
- But was Bobby good? - He was very powerful!
- No, Bobby was good, but... - Yes, yes!
- But was Bobby good? - No, no, no!
- He was really laughing normally!
We were having fun in such a bad situation, but it turned out to be so funny that we just laughed it off.
There is one more joke to continue winning.
What is this?
It's an original pudding from a very famous shop.
It's really good.
Please try it.
It's in a container like this.
That's right. We call it "puchin" pudding.
It's like "puchit" pudding.
Everyone, please eat it all at once.
Do we "puchit" it?
"Puchit" it all at once.
"Puchit" the top part.
If you "puchit" it, it will come out.
Hold it.
One, two, three.
Do we "puchit" it?
If you "puchit" it, it will come out.
I'm surprised!
It's completely different!
Is this possible?!
It's cute!
It's so cute!
It's cute!
It looks good!
It's cuter than it looks!
Thank you very much!
Your face is scary!
What's wrong?
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all, isn't it?
That's right.
It really doesn't look good on you.
If you really don't like it, let's end it once and for all.
You're stupid!
You're lying!
Suddenly, a big explosion tour!
First course is to a popular Taiyaki shop in Togoshi Ginza.
Anko is good.
Everyone, please sit wherever you like.
Hey!
Here?!
What?!
- It's interesting, isn't it? - Hey, sit down!
- Please sit wherever you like! - I don't like it!
- I don't like it either! - Are you having fun?
We haven't started yet!
We don't line up like this at "feel free to sit wherever you like"!
- We'll avoid it from now on, because it really suits you. - Because it really suits you!
Now, the next "boke" is...
- Oh, another one! - Oh, sorry!
Who decided it?
Taiyaki is hot.
It's hot.
Taiyaki is hot.
This money is...
But...
This is not a donut.
This money is coming out because you are foreigner.
This is not good.
This money is...
Taiyaki and donut.
I'm hungry.
Taiyaki and donut.
You are funny.
I thought you were laughing at me.
You were laughing at me.
It was funny.
I didn't do it on purpose. I did it like a donut.
No, you didn't.
I dropped it on the coin.
It's a reality show.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I really dropped it on the coin.
Excuse me.
Can you pay for it?
Me?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Can you pay for it?
I've saved 10,000 yen.
How many coins do you have?
I have 7 coins.
Here you are.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1000 yen.
Here you are.
Wait!
What are you doing?
I've saved 10,000 yen.
He is crying.
Stop it.
Thank you.
It's scary.
Yama-chan's face was scary at first.
She was crying.
Her face was scary.
I don't know.
Her face wasn't scary at all.
She didn't have any emotion.
Suddenly, it's a big show tour.
The next stage is...
A bar famous for good food.
Please take a seat where you like.
I don't like it.
Where you like.
I don't know.
It's a little spicy.
This is a bar.
Before you drink, have some onion soup.
It's very famous.
Everyone, have some onion soup first.
Here is "Tsuginaru Boke".
I don't remember what it is.
It's hot.
It's a famous onion soup.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
Let's start with Mr. Tanaka.
That's a pattern.
I'll open it.
It's bread.
It looks delicious.
Thank you for it.
Is it curry?
What are you talking about?
It's delicious.
Then, Hosei.
Girolamo.
Matsumoto.
It's really delicious.
Bobby is safe.
Hamada and Endo are left.
Which of them will have an adventure?
Please, Hamada.
Please stand up.
- How is it? - It's good.
- Thank you. - I'm glad you like it.
Edo-san, please try it.
I'm full, you know.
What?
- It's good. - It's good.
- The soy sauce is good. - The liver is good.
It's good. I think it'll go well with this.
It's a gentle flavor.
- It's good. - It's good.
I'll eat it now.
I'm full, so I keep saying it myself.
In the end, it came out like this.
Simply say it.
In the end, I can't eat it.
No, no.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's fast!
It was short.
It's fast!
It was short.
As soon as Endo started laughing, everyone said in a low voice, "You're bad."
You're bad.
I didn't know the stroke or the auricle.
I was so nervous.
Everyone, I'd like to have some alcohol.
What is the next joke?
Cocktail.
It's a cocktail.
There's alcohol in it.
Of course, of course.
How strong is the base?
Grape.
Oh, it's grape.
Grape.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
It's still a little bright.
It's still bright.
It's luxurious.
What is this base?
It's a salmon base!
Salmon is difficult to drink!
Yes, thank you!
Double! Double!
It's my first time to say "two"!
This is tough!
The first one was good, but this one is difficult!
I'm sorry, this is the master's...
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?!
It's so hot!
I can't hold it!
I do this a lot!
I hate you!
I thought it was over!
Oh, no! Help me!
Oh, no!
But it's better than boobs!
Boobs are good, too!
Thank you!
Your face turned red!
Thank you!
Bobby is not bad!
Look at his face!
What kind of reaction is that?!
You're laughing at his face?!
This is tough!
He said the same thing twice as Girolamo!
Bobby...
The winner of this year's Big Bang Show is...
Who will win?!
The winner is...
Hamada!
The winner is...
Congratulations!
The winner is...
Girolamo!
I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dying!
She's dead.
Congratulations!
The first place goes to Hamade! Congratulations!
I'm so proud of you.
I wanted to win first place.
My head hurts!
We have some questions for you.
Questions?
Well...
Is it a web page?
You know...
I can't answer anything.
Yes, you can.
You know...
Well, you know...
What do you call it?
This...
The kid's talk, you know...
Like this...
You answer with a piece of paper like this...
You know...
It's me...
Always...
You don't use me?
No, it's always you...
Please do it...
I've never seen you say "goas" but...
When do you use "goas" exactly?
Oh, isn't there anything that says "goas"?
No, there isn't...
For several years...
Ah...
If it's in a manga, it might be there...
Ah... I see... In a manga, it's often...
I've never heard a real historian say "goas" in a manga...
Ah... I wonder if it's like that on TV...
No, it's not like that...
Recently, from the lord...
Yes, yes...
There's also something like a compliance...
Yes, yes...
Saying "don't use 'goas' too much"...
You know...
What kind of compliance?
You know "goas"?
It's like...
It's not such a beautiful word...
You don't know what it means?
Then what does "goas" mean?
Well, well, well... It's like "me too"...
If it's "me too"...
If it's "me too", you can't use it at all, right?
"If it's like that, you can say 'me too'"...
"If it's like that, you can say 'me too'"... If you say it like that to the lord...
After all, the lord is amazing...
"Me too" means "goas", right?
"Goas" is...
So, "goas" is...
I still use it now...
But I don't use it directly...
Honestly...
I don't know if it's okay to use it or not...
Well... Osmo-san also...
It seems like you use it at night...
No matter what you do...
When do you use it?
Well, when a woman is like...
I-I don't know...
"Goas"!
"Goas", "goas"...
Is that what it means?
"Goas", "goas"...
"Me too", right?
"Me too", "me too"...
"Goas", "goas"...
I forgot about it!
"Goas", "goas"...
"Me too", "me too"...
"Goas", "goas"...
What is it?