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Next time on "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Araen"
50 big comedians gather and say "hoi hoi hoi"
You're making fun of me
I did that too
You're bullying Shorou
I feel like that
We've been treated like that
No, it's not like that
The line is amazing
It's amazing, really
Today's "Gaki no Tsukai" is super luxurious
What are you doing?
After Hiroshi Segiruji, there's only Megumi
She's got a B-page cover
What? What?
I think she has
"Honja baka" Megumi Toshiaki
I wanted to fight with you
It was like that
I gave you one person's seat
You got me
"B-21 Special" Hiromi
When I went to the hospital, I was told I had a runny nose
Is that possible?
"Dachou Club" Katsuhiro Higo
I was like "this TV is interesting" and turned it off
Downtown
Over 30 years, DJs have gathered
What will they do?
One, two, hoi!
They were born with "don't laugh last year"
They've been doing it for years
Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi!
All of them are over 50 years old
The legendary "dachinko" battle will be unexpected
No, no, no, no
Ishizuka's father was also there, wasn't he?
This is a long-time introduction, isn't it?
That's right.
This is scary.
It's been 20 minutes and I'm already scared.
My glasses are hanging diagonally.
Everyone, be careful of social prejudice.
Amazing members have gathered.
Today's challengers are these people.
Thank you for your cooperation.
There is a sense of desire.
Legendary.
You just want to make fun of me, don't you?
No, no, no, no.
I just want to laugh.
No, no, no, no.
There's no way I'm making fun of you.
As soon as the script came out, there was only a bad ending.
There was no happy ending at all.
It's amazing that you all came together.
Certainly.
Kigo-san is quite fresh.
Kigo-san will probably be last at first.
There's no way.
Let's do Hyouki and Yobiko together.
What did you say about Hyouki and Yobiko?
I'm not Hyouki and Yobiko.
I'm Yokozawa-han.
Does it matter?
I was Ishida-han.
How about age?
The oldest one is...
We and Higo-chan.
Me and Megu are the same age.
Me and Asogo are not together.
Why?
He is old man at this moment.
It's terrible.
He is like Asimone who is about to run out of battery.
We are excited as well.
Yes.
Viewers of "T" may not know these five people.
Maybe...
Are they host?
Are they actors?
Are they TVXQ?
They may not know.
Maybe they are.
They may be born in "zeo" era.
I see.
They may be born in "zeo" era.
Hamada and Masato.
From there?
Are you making fun of me from here?
No.
For viewers of "T",
I am 53 years old.
Hamada is...
I am 53 years old.
You are right.
Since when did you become like that?
You are completely stupid.
I see.
And...
His blonde hair.
Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
His career is 35 years old.
He is from Amagasaki.
He is an Amagasaki star.
I will pass it.
Here is their picture when they debuted.
Here it is.
They are a lovely couple.
They look lovely, don't you think?
Mr. Hamada, you seem to have motivation for it.
He is 18 years old.
This is their picture when they debuted at 18 years old.
One more.
Ah!
This is a photo album, right?
Yes, it is.
A photo album.
What is the meaning of your past?
It's tied up.
Oh, it's tied up.
Because you're a super idol.
A photo album is like that.
I wanted to sell like that at that time.
At the time of your debut.
Once again, let me read you your career history.
Again?!
Downtown-san.
Combination name Matsumoto Hamada.
Hitoshi Masashi.
Aozora Teruo Haruo.
Wright brothers and each other.
Since their debut, they have been aiming for a new kind of laughter that is unique and innovative.
However, their mentor, Yoko Yamayasu, once scolded them for not being able to stand up straight.
It's not like the main story is short.
It's not like we can't stand up straight.
However, their laughter soon became popular among young people.
It was a big hit in Osaka.
And six years after their debut, they finally went to Tokyo.
Their shows like "Gaki no Tsukai" and "What's A Kanji" became a hit one after another and soon became popular nationwide.
A few years ago, there was an unexpected incident where Matsumoto-san suddenly became a macho talent.
He is now a big player in the first round of the entertainment world.
Hey, say something about his past.
Say something about his professional history.
How about you guys?
Hiromi-san and Downtown's first president.
Yeah, like back in the day.
I was in Tokyo.
But I heard rumors about it.
And it was really popular in Osaka.
And people were really into it and made fun of it.
They said, "Don't you think you'll get in trouble with me?"
Don't you think you'll get in trouble with me?
Yeah.
There were some rumors about it, but not really.
Not really.
Back in the day, young people formed each other.
Well, it happens.
Of course, it was more like the Warring States Period than now.
But do you think it was smooth, Hiromi-san?
In the end, these two places had a lot in common.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean by "common"?
My dad and my dad's dad were classmates.
Wow!
That's a common thing.
Yeah, but it was Kagoshima.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I went to Tokyo and then came to Osaka and then we parted.
So, that's what happened.
One side is popular and the other side is not.
Not popular.
Right.
So, is this place even here?
It's not here.
No, no, no.
Back in the day, B-21 and Downtown were connected.
Because they were on the same show.
They were on the same show.
Where were they on?
They were on the same show!
They were all laughing.
I see, I see, I see.
Let's introduce our friends on this show!
First, we have B-21 Special!
Nobody laughed
We didn't do well in the end
How long did it last?
5 or 6 episodes
That's crazy
There was a setter
Nobody laughed
Dan-dan's first impression.
He was with me at Hyoukin Yobikou.
Hyoukin Yobikou was where Megumi-san was too.
Megumi-san was there too.
Hyoukin Yobikou was before that.
Hyoukin Yobikou was the last one.
It was the first time that Hyoukin Yobikou came to Tokyo.
It was the first time.
There were three or four people in the group.
There were four of us.
And Megumi...
I was alone.
Ishizuka was there too.
At that time, Yokozawa-san went to various places...
and gathered interesting people...
and said that the duo had nothing to do with it.
That was the show.
In Kanto, Dacho Club was like an ace.
In Downtown, Dan-dan-san came.
Downtown was scattered, but Dacho Club was always four people.
We had to get four people together.
If it wasn't four people, we couldn't do anything.
If it wasn't for Higo-chan...
we wouldn't be in this industry.
What do you mean?
Before we appeared on TV...
when we appeared in Roppongi's show house...
There was a banana apartment.
Seracado introduced it to me.
That question.
Dacho Club appeared and we appeared too.
That's where we appeared on TV.
That's where we appeared a lot.
That's why Megumi-san was there.
There is such a history.
Ishizuka and Isher were there too.
Is this an introduction of Downtown?
That's right.
What is this?
Everyone does this, right?
It's been 20 minutes.
Next is Dacho Club's daily profile introduction.
I'm Dacho Club.
I'm 53 years old.
I'm a leader.
I'm in the water production team.
I've been doing this for 32 years.
I'm from Nahashi, Okinawa.
I have a picture of Higo-san when he debuted.
It's this one.
That's why you debuted.
The four of you did it.
When Nambu-san was there, was Nambu-san the leader?
That's right.
He's older now.
Nambu-san was amazing.
When I called Nambu-san, he was always carrying a big rabbit stuffed animal.
That's right.
I sat in the front and the camera was in the way of Nambu-san's stuffed animal.
Nambu-san said, "Then I'll cut off your ears."
It's okay if you don't cut it off.
It's scary.
That's Nambu-san.
I don't know if he cares about it.
He's not that young now.
That's amazing.
Nambu-san was amazing.
Once again, please introduce yourself.
Losan, Ryuhei-san, and Jimon-san formed Dachou Club.
Now, they are well-known for their charisma of "oden" games.
They were involved in many reaction games.
And in 1993, they appeared in "golden time" show.
They started "holding is ok" show.
In 5 months, they withdrew their company.
Hey, don't say like that!
They withdrew their company.
Don't say like that!
They withdrew their company.
Don't say like that!
It's good to withdraw company.
After that, they became a leader of Dachou Club.
They appeared in many reaction games.
They were active in many entertainment industry.
You know a lot about it!
You were conscious of withdrawing company.
No, no. We were four people.
Oh, Nambu-san was still active.
Nambu-san was active.
Is Nambu-san about 80 years old?
What's going on?
What's going on with Nambu-san?
I don't know.
Nambu-san is a little older than you, isn't he?
Oh, this TV is interesting!
He turned off the TV.
He said "this one, this one, this one" and turned off the TV.
He is a very sensitive person.
So, it's real.
It's real, isn't it?
It's real.
But, while walking, it fell from above.
Then, you know, there is a big iron plate like this in dramas.
It's like "dangerous!" and "gagagagan!"
That one really fell.
What?
"gagagagan!" like in a drama construction site.
And, when I said "I can't stop my nosebleed," I was told "what kind of medicine is it?"
Is there such a thing?
At that time...
It's terrible!
And, I was told "whether you die or become a fool," I didn't die.
That's what it means.
It's really like that!
In the end, you quarreled and...
No, one day, Mr. Nanbu said "I don't want to do bokeh anymore."
I have to do Tsukkomi from now on.
When he said that, his glasses were tilted.
Yes, bokeh.
"Oh, is that so?" he said.
It's funny.
"What kind of medicine is it?" he said with his eyes tilted.
Yes, yes.
That's why he said "I want to do bokeh."
I see.
How did you and Mr. Higo feel at the time?
Well, we were together a lot with "banana power."
"Banana," right?
You went to "banana," right?
Yes, we did.
So, we often came to our ball apartment in Shimokita.
"How can we sell it?" we talked about it.
There was such an era.
Yes, there was.
We had to pay about 40,000 yen for rent.
It's like...
It's like an AV.
Yes, I know.
It's like...
As an actor...
Next is B21 Special.
Introducing Hiromi's profile.
This is Mr. Hiromi.
Mr. Hiromi.
This is B21 Special.
He is 52 years old.
Yes.
He is a leader of B Company.
Yes.
He is 31 years old.
31 years old.
He is from Hachioji, Tokyo.
He is from Hachioji.
Here is a picture of Mr. Hiromi when he debuted.
He is cool.
He is stylish.
Yes, he is.
He is like "Tokyo".
D.C. Brand was popular.
Yes.
I saw him in D.C. Brand.
I saw him with a little fashionable three people.
He is fashionable.
I saw him with a little fashionable three people.
It is said that entertainers do not laugh much in pre- photos these days.
It is amazing how he hangs his bangs.
He is wearing a wig, isn't he?
That's right.
Hiromi, Mr. Chin and David Ito have formed B21 Special.
You have made use of the former gangsters and gangsters.
You have made use of the old men.
In addition, you have married with Iyo Matsumoto, who was very popular in 1993.
You have also made use of the original idol.
However, you disappeared from the entertainment world due to a certain incident.
After about ten years, you have made use of entertainers again.
You are a genius.
You have made use of entertainers again.
You have made use of entertainers again for about ten years.
You have disappeared from the entertainment world due to a certain incident.
What is it?
Isn't it a rumored incident?
It is a rumored incident.
What do you think about it, Tanaka?
I think it is a rumored incident.
Give me back my money.
It is a rumored incident.
You should be careful of social life.
That's not true.
There was nothing.
He has been talking about it for a long time.
I think he can erase it.
I'm scared.
What do you think about it, HIROMI?
You look scared.
I'm not scared.
As you can see from the picture, I'm fashionable.
You are fashionable.
I'm fashionable and I'm good at it.
I dance Michael Jackson in the middle of it.
You go to a disco and Michael Jackson dances to it.
I think it is a rumored incident.
I dance it properly.
All girls dance it after their debut.
It was really cool.
The three of us used to work as hosts.
When we said we wanted to be idols for a long time, we were a little crazy.
There was something like a joke balloon.
We put in customers and did an introduction.
That was amazing.
I like introductions.
I'm a banana and I'm a customer.
Dachio is like that.
Everyone got better at introductions.
I do it while I introduce myself.
For example, I do a joke show in Unnan or a joke show in Tokyo.
I do an introduction while I'm in a hurry.
After that show, everyone does a joke show.
I do that introduction and it's the most popular.
I put it in the cab during the introduction.
Don't say things like I'm cheating.
That's how it sells.
What was your first impression of DOWNTOWN?
It was hard for me to get in.
Were you nervous?
It was hard for me to get in.
It was like that.
Really?
It's closed.
It's really closed.
It's been a while since I opened it.
It's been a while.
It's been a year.
It took me 30 years.
It's been a long time.
Hamada-san, you were open?
I was talking normally.
You were eating.
I was normal.
It was open.
Hamada-san and Megumi-san were eating.
We were eating together.
That's amazing.
You were social.
I was social.
You were social in that village.
It's not a village.
You went to Ohyoi-san's funeral before I knew it.
I was surprised.
It's not like that.
It's your own feelings.
Say it with your own will.
Ask an old man who is over 50 if he wants to go.
It's not like that.
The last one is Honjama.
Megumi Toshiaki.
This is Megumi Toshiaki.
She is Honjama and she is 52 years old.
She is in charge of comments.
She is from Kagoshima.
This is a picture of Megumi.
She is fat.
She was thinner.
She was fatter than this.
She was chubbier.
Maybe she lost weight.
She lost weight.
Maybe she was chubbier.
Young people these days don't know Honjama.
I see.
Thank you for your experience.
At that time, her partner was Ishizuka-san, who she knew from "Mayu", and Megumi-san, who was popular as "Otokomae no Hou" in Honjama-kan.
At that time, she started "Oishi Keizo" with her current partner, Samars.
"Oishi Keizo" is new, isn't it?
She spent her life as an entertainer full of good luck.
A few years later, despite being an entertainer, she became the host of "Ohiru no Jouhou" program.
Probably, she settled down as "Ohiru no Kao" with Minomonto-san's desired behavior.
Despite not being a funny entertainer and living a too normal life,
she played an important role as an entertainer and became who she is today.
"Ohiru no Kao" is...
She has an image of "interior design".
That's right.
How many years has "Ohiru no Kao" been running?
I don't know.
It's been 8 years.
8 years?
If I have to say about Hiroshi Segiguchi, only Megwin is there.
That's right.
Do you have a T.rex helmet?
I think you do.
Did you have that feeling for a long time?
Hiromi-san, did you feel like that?
When Megwin was young, she often said vulgar jokes and played "Ohiru no Kao" late at night.
Isn't it completely different?
Her image is completely different.
She is a dirty entertainer.
She wears a leotard and gives a tissue to a dancing woman.
She goes to a disco in a leotard and asks "Could you also wear a leotard?"
It's better to wear it at night.
It was at night at that time.
It's daytime now.
It's amazing.
It's daytime now.
I would like to explain the rules.
That's it!
That's probably the first rule.
When I watched "sh*t" videos in the past, they talked about various things and said "sh*t" at the end.
What is "sh*t"?
You have to endure it and say "sh*t" at the end.
That's important.
That's why it's important.
Finally, the 50's comedian's "look over there and bark" battle begins!
You took my neck and moved it!
He stands up and barks by himself!
When this is over, we'll go see a movie, won't we?
Will it go on like this?
What will happen?!
No, no, no!
Not funny! Not funny at all!