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Last year, the most talked topic at "Don't Laugh, Professor Science 24" broadcasted on August 1st.
Saito Takumi's Sunshine Saito!
Those who don't want to be left behind by this sunshine have risen their names one after another!
The second Sunshine Saito Grand Prix!
Mr. Matsumoto, I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, last year...
The second Sunshine Saito!
Sunshine Ikezaki was the motif.
Sunshine Saito had a big break.
Well, you know...
The rich...
I want some money, too...
The second generation of rich people...
The dirty rich people...
There are 28,000 of them!
There are a lot of them!
There are at least four Sunshine Saitos, right?
Three or four of them...
Really?
It's just that none of our members are called "otaku".
That's right.
Well, well...
I wonder what will happen.
And now, everyone!
Yes?
Here is the judge.
Oh, I'll do it tomorrow.
Yes! As judge, we have invited this person!
Please come in!
Judge...
Kuu Zen Zetsugoro!
A super-sophisticated pin entertainer!
A man who loves laughter and is loved by laughter!
Manzai, comedy, rakugo…
All of it is a source of laughter!
Damn it!
Laugh, damn it!
Sasho-iiiic!
Bogos!
I don't know that.
Saki!
I've always known it's me.
Iieeeeeee!
Justice!
Thank you!
Ikezaki!
You're amazing!
You know me!
You're amazing!
Even from this distance, I can tell you're not easy to play.
You're not easy to play.
Ikezaki, what do you think of Takumi Saito?
He's amazing! I'm really happy to play with him.
But his name is more famous than yours.
Even if you look up his name on the internet, it's always Saito-kun.
Yes, this is your name.
But Ikezaki got some attention too, didn't he?
Yes!
Really?
And the title was "Sunshine Saito Championship"
So I was like "It's not me!"
But Saito Takumi is coming!
But Saito Takumi can't come!
He can't come!
I thought it wasn't me, Saito Takumi.
So what's the point of this tournament?
Well, first of all, you have a loud voice.
It's still loud now.
Do you always go with this?
You have a loud voice.
And you have an original phrase.
And lastly, you have a good physique.
If you can break your back bone, you win unconditionally.
I win?
It's not funny even if you point at me.
It was funny.
The first challenger of the second "Sunshine Saito Championship" is...
Let's get started, everyone!
The first challenger, let's go!
Go ahead!
The half-talent who is known as a legend is a man who is loved by half and half-loved by half.
Indian half, African half, half-pants...
He is the father of all halfs!
Yes, I am the ultimate half-talent!
With such a high half-potential, I, Hiroko Kurei, Kozuen Lee, and Marian, have given my life for it!
Yes, I am...
This is crazy!
...the son of a leader!
I hate it!
The semi-finalist of the semi-half-one-grand prix in which only the best half-talent can compete is me!
It's me!
My height is 190 cm.
My weight is 74 kg.
My savings are 650,000 yen.
My cashcard number is 2-1-2-1.
My wallet is now in the dressing room!
Matsumoto-san, now is your chance!
I'll say it again!
2-1-2-1!
Remember my name, Fifi!
I'll show you everything I've got!
You've come this far, haven't you?
Thank you very much!
That was funny!
Shou-san, you're crying!
That was great, Shou-san!
That was really funny!
That's right!
That was great!
Let's have five of you stand up!
Go ahead, Joey-san!
Go ahead, Oshiba-san!
That was great!
You were out of breath and your voice was a little hoarse in the second half.
How was it?
I didn't feel like it.
How was it?
Well, it's because you didn't train for a long time.
Your voice is completely hoarse!
Is your voice okay?
No, you're hoarse!
Is this what happens when you practice for a single shot?
Is it such a dangerous game?
It's dangerous, but it's a strong game!
It's a strong game!
It's amazing!
That's right!
It's amazing!
Judge, what did you like about it?
Well, you know, those muscles in your chest...
Yes!
They go all the way up to your belly.
They go all the way up to here!
They go all the way up!
That's wonderful!
Your voice goes all the way up to here.
That's right!
Not only your chest muscles, but your abs as well.
I thought it would be better for you to work out your muscles more.
I thought it would be more interesting for you to have a hoarse voice until the end.
That's right!
No, it's not!
Why?!
It's not a hoarse voice. It's a strange voice. It helps you recover.
It's because you're young.
Salad Punch Wrapping!
Curry Pie Lollipop!
Domingo!
Joe!
Marigold!
Well, let's get started!
Our next challenger is...
this person!
Please come in!
It's Zenzetsu!
Zenzetsu and his movie critics!
He loved movie critics and made them love him!
This man!
Osugi, Mizunoharu, Yodogawa Dagaharu!
All of you are movie critics!
Yes, I am a perfect movie critic!
I chose the movie critics who gave me the most delicate looks in Japan.
I won the movie critics who gave me the most delicate looks in Japan.
Semi-finalist!
Yes, I am!
Height, 167cm!
Weight, 67kg!
I'm Chokinzan!
If you add your parents' assets, it's 1,200,000,800,000 yen!
Your wallet is now in the dressing room!
Matsumo-san! Now is your chance!
Your wallet is now in the dressing room.
I'll tell you the password for your credit card.
The password is...
6104!
Matsumo-san! Your wallet is now in the dressing room!
Now is your chance!
How do you remember it?
The way you remember it is...
Remember it as a road show!
Ah, I see.
You're being guided, aren't you?
I, who exposed everything, am...
Sunshine...
Ah...
D!
You're not bending at all.
D!
Your chance!
Thank you very much!
That was amazing.
How was it?
It really tickles me.
There were two semi-finalists.
Yes, there were.
Was that a failure?
Um...
You know what?
Japan's No. 1...
Subtle Looks
Movie Critic Grand Prix.
Even if you say that...
I don't know what to do!
I don't think you should say that!
Why are you saying that?
No, no...
When I did it in front of Izumi...
She told me to stop in the middle of it.
Of course!
But I'm going to do my best this time!
Of course!
The second "Sunshine Saito" Grand Prix.
The next challenger is...
Wait a minute...
Isn't this good?
No. 1 and No. 2.
This is really good!
This is more amazing than I thought!
I'm starting to feel the pressure.
Let's go!
The next challenger is...
This person!
Please come in!
I love dieting. I love dieting.
Carbohydrate control. Training twice a week.
Protein three times a day.
The father of all diets. Yes, it's me!
Too high fat diet.
Long hair.
Eastern mountains.
Look at me!
A man who is always jealous.
Yes, it's me!
Equestrian.
Morison?
Receptionist!
Yes, that's right.
Manager!
Yes, that's right.
The best in Japan!
The tournament that decides the entertainer who touches a woman's back!
The entertainer who touches a woman's back!
Semi-finalist!
That's right!
I am!
I was already on a roll.
Height 166cm!
Weight 62kg!
Salary is 56.24 million yen!
Cashcard number 5589!
My wallet is at school now!
Mr. Matsumoto! This is your chance!
I'll say it again! 5589!
Remember it in high school baseball!
Remember it in high school baseball?
In baseball?
I, who has revealed everything, am...
Sunshine!
En!
Poko!
Do!
Wo!
Yay!
That's it!
It looks like you're just making a fool of yourself.
How was it, Endo-san?
What is it?
Endo-san, it's your turn.
What is it?
You all had more energy and your voices were louder.
I really like what you do, Endo-san.
You laugh a lot, don't you?
Endo-san laughs a lot.
You love spinning wheels and playing samba.
My stomach hurts already.
Today, when I was watching you, I felt like crying.
I don't know why, but I felt like crying.
Anyway, in my head, I kept thinking, "You're so long."
You're so long.
But you all have about the same length.
That's right.
You're so long.
The second Sunshine Saito Grand Prix.
Who will be the next challenger?
Let's go.
The next challenger is this person.
Please come in!
The legendary and super-legendary foreign talent!
Foreigners love foreign men!
Sango, Somao, Jack Wilson...
All of them are foreigners!
No, no.
I am the strongest and invincible foreign talent!
I live in Saitama, and I have a TV show in Saitama, and I only play in Urawa...
But I can't become a tourist ambassador in Saitama!
I am...
I'm not good at playing chess...
I'm not good at gyms...
I'm not good at choosing foreign players...
I'm not good at winning talent competitions...
I'm not good at semi-finalists...
I... I am...
I'm 183 centimeters tall...
Weight... 98 kilograms...
It's a lot of money, but if you add up to the company's investment budget...
It's 21 million yen!
Cashcard code 0038!
I'll put it in my wallet now!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Now's your chance!
I'll say it one more time! 0038!
Remember it as "Omiya"!
Omiya!
Saitama!
I've revealed everything now!
Sunshine!
Bobby!
Morocco!
Justice!
The English is different!
Thank you!
Justice!
Thank you for your hard work!
Mr. Maruo, how was it?
It was amazing!
When it first came out, it was all white for a second!
It's true!
But you managed to recover it!
It was amazing!
Mr. Tanaka, how was it?
I couldn't help but speak up!
It was powerful!
It was like a confession!
It was amazing!
I'm really sorry, but...
What the hell was Endo doing?
I'm really sorry, but...
What was he doing?
Bobby, how was it?
Don't make an African do something like this!
It was funny!
I don't know what you're saying!
The second Sunshine Saitama Grand Prix!
The last challenger is...
Everyone, it's finally time for the last one!
It's the last one!
I'm going to watch it with 15 people!
Let's begin!
It's the last one!
The last challenger is...
This person!
Please come out!
Yeah!
Balloon Iron Man!
Super Iron Man!
Noise Boxer!
A man who loves noise and is loved by noise!
Tsutsuki!
Nagetobash!
Kintek!
All of them are treasonous fishermen!
Yeah!
I am!
A man who received too much support from the WBA, WBC and USJ!
Yeah! I am!
Classified fashion!
Keybola after a match!
In that competition to choose the stupidest boxer in Japan...
The semifinalist of the stupidest competition in Japan!
Yeah! I am!
Height 1m68cm!
Weight 63kg!
Salary 3.54 million yen!
Credit card password is 7110!
Wallet is in the dressing room now.
Matsumoto san! Now is your chance!
I will say it again! 7110!
Remember me as Naito!
Yeah! The man who started it all!
Sunshine!
Kamen!
Boxer!
Yeah!
Jazz!
Thank you so much!
I didn't expect it!
It was great!
I didn't expect it!
It was funny!
Matsumoto san! How was it?
It was funny!
It was great!
I couldn't sleep last night.
I was more nervous than I was before the match.
I am happy for you.
I want to do it seriously.
I think you can peel off two layers of skin.
It was great!
Yeah!
That's it for all of Sunshine's challenges!
The competition that decides entertainers!
Who is the winner of Sunshine Saito Grand Prix, the second one?
What a foul performance!
Damn it!
Wow, this is difficult!
I'm glad!
Wow, I'm glad!
Ryo, you can break it in the middle, can you stand up?
Wow, this is really...
Four people, four people, it was really good!
Wow, I'm a little nervous!
Can you stand back a little?
Why can't I stand back?
No problem at all!
Now, the winner is...
Sunshine Joy!
Wow!
They are all different.
Thank you so much.
The judges said that the most basic form was done.
I see.
I thought about it.
It's not a winning run.
They said "one more time".
It's hard to complete it.
It's a waste for me to say "one more time" here.
"Winning sunshine" is for you, Endo.
Thank you so much.
I did it!
"Winning sunshine"!
Endo!
Can we see it until the end?
Let's do our best!
Please!
"Endo" is a diet genius.
Congratulations!
His diet is strict.
He trains twice a week.
He eats three times a day.
He is the father of all diets.
You are talking too much.
"Winning sunshine"!
It's too short.
His password is too short.
Justice!
It's over.
Thank you so much for today.
Thank you for coming.