AISubs v3.4
Matt-chan is a fan of Momoe-chan and Ham-chan is a fan of Jingu-chan.
I know that side of you, so it's fine.
Masako Mori's "Unveil Your True Self! Cart Battle!"
You know Sayo-san's child's name, right?
I know. Kosazai.
What?
Kosazai?
No, no, no.
There is such a person in Japan!
You know Sayo-san's younger brother, right?
Suzuki!
Either way, it's a family name.
Speaking of impersonations, Endo is good at impersonations, right?
But impersonations...
Ah, I know!
Takeshi-san's impersonations are often done.
Takeshi-san doesn't do it either.
Ah, it's fine. You don't have to be so reluctant.
Look at Endo's face.
Apologize properly!
I'm sorry.
Sayo-san...
I'm sorry.
A fierce battle between Masako Mori and "Unveil Your True Self! Cart Battle!"
The members are confused by their free-spirited judgment.
You're kidding, right?!
Your hair is so stiff, right?
Matt-chan!
You're kidding, right?!
As you can see, the number of cards obtained so far...
...is not only about obtaining cards...
...but also about conquering Masako Mori!
Who will win?!
Here we go!
Oh no, oh no! I have zero points!
A drum game where you have to win or lose!
Win or lose?
Oh, there it is!
Oh, it's over.
It's like a drum game.
There's a game called "win or lose" and you watch it on TV, right?
Once, when I went to the countryside with the staff, it was so much fun!
Win or lose!
It was so much fun!
And, you know, we get stressed out easily.
So...
What was it?
I don't know.
Why did you say that?
No, no, no!
No, no!
If I don't answer, you're the only one facing that way.
That's true.
It's weird that you're facing this way.
What were you thinking?
What do you mean?
You were facing sideways.
Yes, I was.
You're facing sideways, aren't you?
I haven't spoken for a second.
Not at all!
You're not talking nonsense.
You're just talking about something you're interested in.
What do you mean by "nonsense"?
She's here!
She's turned away.
Talk about something you're interested in!
Alright, take a sheet!
Talk about something you're interested in!
It doesn't matter!
People are talking about something they're interested in.
Finally we know the rules
Three of us
I want more nap
Two is not enough
Here we go!
"Rakuninatta" ends with "kosodete"
What is this picture?
Airplane
Airplane?
Don't you know?
Airplane?
I know for sure
There is no other picture like this
There is a tremendous sense of dynamism
Are you kidding me?
It's a lie that there is a sense of dynamism
What do you think this is?
Great! I got it!
You are so good at it!
Can you give me one?
Wait a minute!
That's not good!
Sorry! Sorry!
I'll give you one!
That's not good!
I'll give you one!
That's not good!
What did you say?
I said it clearly!
What did you say?
That's not good!
What's wrong with you?
I know Kansai dialect
That's not good!
I know!
That's not good!
Thank you!
I got it!
That's great!
I got it!
You got it?
I got it!
I got it at first!
That's not good!
I'll give you two!
Thank you!
That's right!
I got it!
That's not good!
You look like a shopkeeper!
That's not good!
I feel sorry for you!
Give me one each!
What?
Give me one each!
Thank you!
Mori Mosako's unimaginable rules gave her five penalties and caught up at once!
Tsukitei Hosei's "I love your face"
Chono-san made fun of me. I don't like it personally, but I thought it was cute.
I love your face
I really want it.
Are you really doing it?
Of course I am doing it.
Boxing...
If you do it...
Are you really doing it?
If you are an amateur, you can do various things.
Yes, yes.
I will do it.
Why are you twitching?
Because...
Mori-san! Mori-san! Are you really doing it?
I will do it.
"I want to try it" Trio Manzai
That's right.
I want to do a manzai with two people from downtown.
Even at my own concert, some of them are doing comedy.
I am playing a role of a second year elementary school student.
I am wearing a landcel shirt and a hat.
I am playing a role of a second year elementary school student and I am singing in between.
I want to see it.
What do you think?
Three of you?
You are in the way.
This is the worst.
You are in the way.
This is the worst thing you can say in Japanese.
You are in the way.
I was surprised.
I was shocked.
You are really in the way.
How many do you have?
One or two?
Two.
Here we go.
I like udon more than soba.
You are in the way.
I like soba more than udon.
I can eat udon every day.
What are you laughing about?
What is wrong with you?
Are you saying I am bad at drawing?
No, you are not.
You are smiling.
You are laughing.
I heard you.
Give it to me.
You can't help it.
Among you five,
the one who looked at me seriously was
Tanaka-chan.
I was wondering why it was udon.
I was wondering if it was soba.
I was wondering if it was udon.
I was wondering if it was soba.
It doesn't matter whether you like udon or soba.
The first half was good.
When it's about to disappear, do you like udon or soba?
This is no good.
Because you said you like me.
Yes.
You said you like udon.
Yes.
Here we go.
Dogs over cats.
Let's do it like that.
Yes.
Dogs over cats.
What does it mean?
I've always loved dogs.
What did you say?
I've always loved dogs.
What did you say?
You said you like udon, soba and curry.
I want to know.
I want to know which one you like.
Are you a cat or a dog?
I've always loved dogs.
I bought a dog when I was 20 years old.
He's been alive for 14 years.
He's a dead dog.
His name is Taro.
Oh, Taro.
You don't know, do you?
Why did you die, Taro?
Why are you playing alone?
It's not funny.
He's broken.
Hosei and Endo are in the same number.
Who will win?
Endo or Yama-chan?
Endo.
Here we go.
Let's do it one last time.
Yes, please.
It's a serious game.
Yes, it's a serious game.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
TV shopping that has become a habit.
Yes!
Are you kidding me?
That was a lie!
He was taking it pretty seriously!
It's a lie, right?
What were we doing just now?
We were doing it in front of you.
Innocently.
But it depends on who you give it to, right?
Ah, I got it. Then the five of you do rock-paper- scissors.
Rock first.
Rock first?
Yes.
Rock first.
Wait a second.
Why me?
It's a lie, right?
I like rock-paper-scissors.
You like rock-paper-scissors.
There are people who like rock-paper-scissors.
Can we go in?
No, you can't go in.
Rock first.
Rock.
Okay, you two.
Okay, Yama-chan won. Yama-chan is the winner.
Rock first.
What is that?!
Why me?!
Sorry.
Why me?!
I chose it, me and Yama-chan.
So you three will do rock-paper-scissors?
The three of us will do rock-paper-scissors.
The three of you will do rock-paper-scissors.
But I won.
Okay.
So you're going to do rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's a card tournament.
You're going to do rock-paper-scissors for the last two rounds?
I'm going to give it to you.
Okay.
So you three will do it.
Or you three will take it?
And I'll give you this.
If you call me, I'll do it.
No, it's okay. It's annoying.
It was really annoying.
It's not like that, but...
It was annoying from the first round.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Again, you two.
The winner is the winner!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The winner is Yama-chan!
The prize for Yama-chan is a ball from Masako- chan.
Really?
I'm happy.
Can you put it on for me?
It's really hard to put it on.
Is it because it's hard to put it on?
No, it's because it's hard to put it on.
But it's easy to put it on.
It's a T-shirt that's hard to put it on.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Endo-san's news has been released.
The movie "Bus Jack" has been finished filming.
"Bus Jack" is a movie that Endo starred in for the first time.
It was a big hit in 2014 and became a hot topic.
I'm going to take this bus now!
It's finished.
You filmed it during the year, didn't you?
I filmed it from the 26th to the 29th for three days.
It's a movie, isn't it?
Is it an AV?
It's an AV, isn't it?
For three days!
It's a movie, isn't it?
Can you film it for three days and a half?
What about it? Can you not film it?
You can't film it!
But I filmed it for three days and a half.
First of all, I'd like to look back on "Bus Jack" once again.
"Bus Jack" started filming on February 8, 2014.
This is the first day of filming.
It was the day of the great snowfall that covered 27 centimeters in 45 years.
Due to the snowfall, 136 people can enter the cinema.
But only 20 people have gathered.
There are 136 seats.
It's because of the snow.
There are only 20 seats.
The movie is made by a movie maker, Shine.
I don't need to say it's bad luck.
It's all good luck.
Is that so?
It's only people who have been sitting there for a long time.
If it snows, people won't come.
That's right.
The short film usually starts in one week.
The more popular films are made, the longer they are made.
"Bus Jack" ended in exactly one week.
Are you dissing me?
I'm not dissing you.
I just wanted to make sure of the flow of the film.
It's a fact.
There are many scenes that are collected on DVD.
The DVD was released in February and released in April.
It was released in two months.
It was recorded on DVD.
It's rare.
It's rare to release it in such a short period of time.
I think it's been about six months.
I don't know about that.
A total of 2,000 copies were shipped.
Most of them were rented at movie companies and barters.
You're really dissing me.
What's wrong with you?
It's a fact.
I think you want us to know the facts.
Let's start from here.
I'm talking about it.
I talked about it.
Do you remember that it went up from 48,000 copies to 216 copies on Amazon's sales ranking?
I really remember it.
I was asked not to laugh.
It's amazing.
It's more than 40,000 copies.
Is that possible?
It's more than 48,000 copies.
I thought it was very popular, but it was only 30 copies.
It's just 30 copies, but it's 40,000 copies.
30 copies and 40,000 copies.
I think that's what you're talking about.
I'm very curious about it.
It's not good news.
It's not good news at all.
But it's still going on.
It's still going on.
What?
For that...
What?
What's next?
Last September, we had a talk.
We had a talk about whether or not we should appear in this show.
On September 25th, we had a talk.
I think it was when we were at the theater.
We had a talk about whether or not we should appear in "Bus Jack".
Isn't it too soon? Is it the next day?
The production of "Bus Jack" has been decided on the next day.
The production has been decided!
It's not like "Yay!"
But everyone, whether it's me appearing or Matsumoto- san or Hamada-san,
has said that the production of "Bus Jack" will be decided on the next day.
But in the end, we weren't able to appear.
As a result, this year, around this summer, "Bus Jack" will be released.
Oh, it's summer?
It'll be released in summer.
Is it the next day?
It'll be released in the morning or in the afternoon.
Let's talk about it with the producer.
Really?
Yes, we're listening.
Mr. Ohta, right?
When we asked you why "Bus Jack" was decided on the next day,
you said on the show that you'd appear in the sequel.
Our company's president accepted it and decided on the sequel right away.
So it'll be released on September 25th?
Yes!
But because of negotiations, you won't appear in the sequel.
Even before you announced your decision on the sequel, you didn't say you'd appear in it.
You didn't say you'd appear in it?
That's what you said.
It's true.
I want to add more "knock"s.
Two isn't enough.
But we already filmed it.
We know how you feel about it.
That's right.
The trailer...
It'll be released this time.
It'll be released in three days.
I haven't seen it either.
The trailer...
It'll be released this time.
I haven't seen it either.
Part Two of the Disbandment.
It's not a disbandment.
Shut up!
From now on, I'm going to be Jack of this bus.
Jack?!
The Returned Bus Jack!
I'm Sanada Maruo-san.
I'm the main character of this terrorist attack.
Um, 51-year-old...
Sanada-han...
Are you a part-time worker?
Yes.
I'm Sanada.
Sanada, huh?
Sanada-han, huh?!
Sanada-han...
From weird things to being mistaken for a terrorist, it's getting serious!
Even the actors and actresses are overjoyed!
Rosa-san!
He's a terrorist under international control.
He's a fool.
Kokoriko Endo's convincing acting is a must-see!
I set a dimensional bomb on this bus.
A bomb?!
The story unfolds without taking a breath!
A bomb's detonation switch is activated.
The ending is dramatic!
I'm looking forward to it.
The bomb's detonation switch.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Yoshimoto did it.
Yoshimoto did it all.
Jimmy did it.
Jimmy is Sanada Maruo.
I see.
There are many things.
This is Sanada Maruo in my photo.
Actually, Jimmy did it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Tell me about it.
Please watch it.
I also heard from director Fujiwara.
Yes, thank you.
How was his acting ability?
Here it is.
When you watched "Bad Jack", you thought his acting ability was bad.
In the sequel, he covered Endo's acting ability.
Endo's acting ability was always bad.
His setting was bad from the beginning of shooting.
Endo was worried about the setting of the story.
His teeth hurt.
Last time, Endo's teeth hurt.
This time, Endo's teeth haven't healed yet.
This is novel.
The main character's teeth hurt all the time.
This is novel.
Fujiwara-san, you haven't called Endo.
I said Endo, Endo, Endo.
You said Endo when you talked to him.
I thought Endo's acting ability was bad last time.
What do you think about it, Endo?
Fujiwara-san said that Endo's acting ability was bad.
The first scene is different, isn't it?
The first scene is different.
Hama-chan, what do you think about Endo's acting ability?
I want to watch it.
Thank you.
How many minutes? 20 minutes?
It's like a movie.
We shot it in three days, so it's been about three and a half days.
You said "super shitty radish" in one second.
That's right.
I don't know, but people say "super shitty radish" when I'm working hard.
Do you know how I feel when I go to the scene while being told "super shitty radish"?
I'm working really hard, but people around me say "super shitty radish", but I'm being sucked in.
Your stomach hurts more than your teeth, doesn't it?
My stomach hurts more than my teeth, doesn't it?
Your stomach hurts more than your teeth, doesn't it?
My stomach hurts more than my teeth, doesn't it?
Let's watch "Three" without Endo.
Do you want to do "Bus Jack" without me?
Without me?
We don't have to film that.
Yes, we didn't.
We don't have to film that.
We didn't have to film that.