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Hoi! Hoi! New Year's Day!
It's a little long, isn't it, Kumi?
Hoi! Hoi! New Year's Day!
The twenty-eighth.
At Gaki no Tsukaihara Ende,
Chiki-chiki!
Don't be a chicken in 2017,
Go and laugh!
New Year's Day of Youth!
Thank you very much!
What was the theme of this year's New Year's Day?
I love New Year's Day.
New Year's Day!
I love New Year's Day.
I've been waiting for it for a long time!
It's good!
It's been cut off for 12 years.
One, two...
Congratulations!
It's hard to speak.
What's wrong?
I can't speak.
My neck is stiff.
Please don't.
Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
What is this?
It's my first bullying.
In 2017.
Please support me this year, too!
This is the 28th Gaki-no-Sukai New Year's Party to celebrate the new year.
Enjoy luxurious food and spend a peaceful time.
Five staff members will give you new Gaki-no-Sukai goods as New Year's gifts.
And this ad comparison will set off a bomb!
The 11th Yama-one Grand Prix!
Break entertainer Toriumon! Yama-one Grand Prix!
This project has discovered hundreds of millions of break entertainers every year!
What kind of new artists will appear this year?
Let's get started!
Thank you for having me!
Yes, please!
The first group is...
A complete form of Canadian entertainment.
Fat and wet body with a pleasant sound in succession.
They belong to Shochiku Entertainment.
This is their 11th year as a duo.
They are Yumbo and Dump!
Today, we would like to heal all of you who are tired of your daily life with a romantic tune.
First of all, here.
Do you need a band that makes a face from under water and makes a crying voice like talking to a human being?
Here I go.
Mmm, feels good.
Moving on.
The moment of birth.
Shaking her head and crying out loud.
Mother whiting out whales.
Here we go.
Mmm, feels good.
Let's continue.
The sound you hear when you scroll down the Twitter timeline screen.
Here I go.
Mmm, feels good.
Thank you very much!
I'm sure it's not just this.
We make all kinds of sounds.
Like the sound of a drop of water falling.
Since we're here today, why don't we have Kokoriko-san and me do it?
So I'd like Endo-san or Tanahashi-san to make a sound with your stomach.
Tanahashi-san, are you up for it?
Yes, I'm up for it.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm up for it.
How is it?
It's a good stomach.
I think Ikemo-san is up for it too.
Here we go!
The sound of a drop of rain falling on a surface like a mirror.
It's raining quite a bit.
Excuse me.
It's raining more than I thought.
It's raining a lot.
Here we go.
Mmm, feels good.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
How was it, Hamada-san?
It's fine for you to use your body for now,
but in the previous segment, there were some questions about whether it makes sense for you to use your body.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's all about your body.
Yes.
You could do YouTube too, right?
Oh, really?
Oh!
You can go overseas.
It's true that you can go anywhere in the world.
It looks like you can do it.
Okay, then, Hosei-san.
Yes!
Please give us your reward.
Since you can see overseas,
we have something perfect for you!
What is it?
Ta-dah!
It's a compass!
When you go abroad, you might not know how to read and write
You absolutely need this
Here you go, that's it!
Thank you very much!
Please look forward to it!
Wait a minute!
Are you serious?
Okay, let's get started!
Yes! His facial expressions and behavior are surprisingly copycat
Mori Takuma, a copycat entertainer who trained at Go-Pub Japan
Here you go!
Mori Takuma! Yes, Mori Takuma!
Mori Takuma!
Thank you very much!
Mori Takuma's countdown face!
First of all, in three seconds, he turns into Mr. Oizumi Yo, and then he says what Mr. Oizumi Yo might say
Countdown!
Three, two, one, go!
Hello, everyone! I'm Oizumi Yo!
Wait a minute!
Let me take a break!
Are you all enemies?
Thank you very much!
Next countdown!
In three seconds, he turns into Fujigaya kun of "Kiss My Foot 2" who looks like him if you don't see him completely
Countdown!
Three, two, one, go!
You're dirty!
Thank you very much!
The last countdown!
In three seconds, he turns into Mr. Iwai of "Haraichi" who looks like him if you don't see him completely
Countdown!
Three, two, one, go!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming, Mori-san!
How much can you drink?
It's a joke. I can drink 50 to 60 if I drink from light to strong.
That much?!
Can you drink from light to strong right away?
Yes, I can.
Can you do something funny?
Something light?
Yes, something light.
There's a lot of things you can do from light to strong, like makeup and stuff like that.
This is Tamori-san from the 80's.
Oh, okay.
If you do it like that, it's a failure.
Then, Hosei-san, please give us a reward!
Since you said you have about 50 jokes, I think you'll forget them.
Since you want me to write them down properly...
A college note!
Thank you very much!
A college note!
Thank you very much!
Okay-san, it's your first time at our store, right?
Will you do it for me?
Okay-san, I'll leave it to you!
Also, my son wants to help out, but can I call you?
Thank you very much!
Hey!
I'll go get it.
My son plays the fork and plays the guitar to liven up the place.
Please help me out!
Thank you for coming to my store today!
What will I get first?
A college note!
Let's go!
Is it good?
Thank you very much!
The first thing you say is "is it good?"
A college note!
Let's go!
What do you like, sir? Salmon? I see!
Here's a salmon snack. Salmon is actually a white fish.
Did you know?
Weird!
Squid?
Sir, you're grabbing the squid more and more, aren't you?
Ah! Wait a minute!
There's a reason for this.
Hey!
In the summer, my dad was bullied at the market.
This morning, he forced me to buy 100 boxes of squid.
Don't talk nonsense!
Sir, you're grabbing other things, too, aren't you?
It's about time for a joke other than squid.
Please enjoy it.
"Guesso"?
Yoisho!
In the morning, in the morning, I'm wearing a satin panty.
Yoisho!
I'm wearing a red panty.
Yoisho!
What can I do with this?
Yoisho!
I'm wearing a red panty.
Sir!
What's up?
In the winter, there are a lot of fun events, aren't there?
There are a lot of them.
First of all, New Year's Eve.
I'm looking forward to it.
Christmas.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
Christmas.
Sir!
It's decided!
OK!
Yoisho!
OK!
Nobu!
Yes!
That was stupid, so you should have said it.
Yes, sir!
I'm sorry!
Please take care of it.
Speaking of winter, pot! There are a lot of ingredients you can put in a pot, right?
You're going to say that again, so say it properly.
Yes, sir!
Ingredients you can put in a pot are, first of all, Chinese cabbage...
One...
Enoki mushroom...
Two...
Enoki...
Are you serious?!
Nobu...
Yes, sir!
Don't say it like that.
What?!
Don't say it like that.
By the way, what you said...
Don't say it like that.
Don't say it like that! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Mr. Hamada...
Yes?
I don't know when and where comedians sell their jokes...
I can't say anything about it, but...
That's right.
I heard you have a special skill.
A special skill of yours?
If you say anything in Katakana...
You can quickly convert it into Japanese Kanji.
Like a compass?
A needle, a circle, a drawing machine...
Mr. Kou, do you have anything?
A cassette player...
Ears...
Food...
Do you do that with your ears, too?
Aloha!
Fancy clothes...
Clothes, right?
That's right.
What else could it be?
Fancy clothes...
Okay, let's move on!
Yes!
Shinkage, who put rhythm and high tension into Manzai...
He's been with Yoshimoto Creative Agency for one year now...
Please welcome, Pike!
Hello!
I say it all the time, but when we were in elementary school, we used to say "kenkenpa" and stuff like that, and it brings back memories.
Yeah, it does.
We'd draw a circle on the ground and say "kenkenpa", "kenkenpa", and it brings back memories.
It's a little different from where I'm from.
Huh? It's different from where you're from?
Is "kenkenpa" not common all over the country?
No, it's not.
Oh, really? Then can you show me your hometown's "kenkenpa"?
Okay.
Please.
"Kenkenpa", "kenkenpa", "kenpa", "kenpa", "kenkenpa", isn't it normal?
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Ken or something and you condemn them?
Ken Ken Ken Ken Ken
Why am I doing the same to you?
Why do you want to do so?
Ken Ken Ken Ken Ken
Koken?
Koken Koken Koken Koken
A small piece of Ken and you call it 'koken'?
Koken Koken Koken
OKOKEN OKOKEN OKOKEN
With a large piece of Ken and you call it 'oken'
Opa Opa Opa Opa Opa
You believe too much in your own potential
What are you thinking about?
Change your legs!
You should have done 'Ken' with your left hand
You are doing 'oken' now
Change your legs!
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
You are trying to reach 'opa' limit
Your pants are amazing
I will count to three and 'opa' limit will expand!
3, 2, 1
OPA!
Can't you change your legs?
OPA!
You can't do anything about your feelings!
What is this?
This is one cent
Where are you from?
Itabashiku
What is that?
I went there when I was in middle school
You went there in middle school?
Thank you very much
Thank you!
Are you okay?
We don't match
Tell 'down' about your thoughts
Can we do it again from the beginning?
Can we?
If we do it for about an hour, I think we'll get a lot
I hope you work hard
That's right.
No thanks!
- Shall we begin? - Yes, I understand.
Tonight, he'll show his courage and proudly sing his own theme song.
He's been in the entertainment industry for eight years now.
Please welcome, comedian Shinichi Omiokuri!
I'm comedian Shinichi Omiokuri.
The only thing I can do is sing.
Please listen.
Dear Amami Yuuki,
You're so beautiful and your style is perfect for a woman.
Men are all attracted to you, Amami Yuuki.
I want to go on a date with you, Amami Yuuki.
I want to date you, Amami Yuuki.
I want to marry you, Amami Yuuki.
But I can't.
Even if all the men in the world like you, Amami Yuuki,
I won't!
Even if I get fined...
Even if I get licked and kicked out...
Even if I get told off for being funny...
I won't!
Bad guy.
I have black eyes...
Even if I get licked and kicked out...
I won't!
Bad guy.
Thank you very much.
Bad guy.
I don't want to get involved in this, but...
I don't think it's right.
It's just lyrics.
Hosei-san, please give us a reward.
I heard him talking...
Is he from Kansai?
He is from Kansai.
Then...
I have something perfect for you!
Tokyo's new name!
Sky Tree's strap!
Can you do it or not?
I can do it!
He can do it.
U.S.A!
This is Razor Ramon "RG", here you go!
Here it is!
Say it! You too!
No!
What district?
What? What?
Itabashiku. Itabashiku.
Get out of here!
All Itabashi people is Yankee.
Get out of here!
Sorry.
I'm not Donald Trump.
Yes.
Music, start!
I'm...
Hosokawa Takashi!
Thank you!
I can't get up anymore.
I thought you were Takashi.
That's amazing!
I thought you were a man.
Thank you!
Takashi! Takashi! Takashi!
Finally, the result will be announced!
Who will win the championship?
The winners are...
Oh! KenKenpa!
The winners of the championship are...
"yamawan" and "smartgledip" hotels.
This is the increase.
Thank you!
But this is...
"winning" and "kenkenpa"
Yes, that's right.
The last one is...
The winner of 2017 is...
"winning" and "kenkenpa", please!
No...
Do it more.
Good, good.
Jazz, jazz, free jazz.
That's all for "yamawan" and "smartgledip".
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
That's all for "winning" and "kenkenpa".
"Gaki no Tsukai" DVD and Blu-ray, volume 22!
"Mei Tantei 24ji! Zettai ni Waratta Ikenai"!
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