AISubs v3.4
The field is wide this time too
You're right
Let's go to Matsumoto
Hiromi san is here too
I don't think Hiromi is here
Oh you are here
Hiromi san must be surprised
Everyone is disappointed
Hiromi!
Help me
I'll help you
Everyone is disappointed when I'm here
I'm younger than you
Even though I'm older than you
I'm so excited
Let's hurry up and do it
Let's do it
Can you line up?
Let's do it quickly
Okay
There are multiple demons
Every ten minutes
There are more and more
While running away from demons
Matsumoto is trapped
He's looking for the room's key and rescuing it
However
If you insert a different key
Matsumoto will be severely injured
You must not get caught
Scientist
Special training
Start
It's coming
It hurts
Oh no
Mr. Amada
Mr. Amada is trapped
The slippers hurt too
You should always wear a hat
Ouch
It hurts, I don't like it
The wire is painful and it hits here
Here it comes
It hurts, doesn't it Yamaguchi-san?
Hey guys, help me
What is this?
Hiromi-san, run away
Hiromi-san, you're an old man
The sound of a musical instrument
Good job, Hiromi
It hurts, doesn't it?
You guys are doing your best and we're doing ours
You guys are doing it
If you don't, you're going in
I'm 50 years old and I'm in a 50-year-old team
You guys are young but you're still young
You guys are too young
It's cold and it hurts even more
It hurts, doesn't it?
What is it?
He's got something
Hey, youngster
Youngsters don't have youngsters
What is it?
It's an aracande
What is it?
It hurts
It hurts!
It's heavy
Wait a minute, Genkan mat hurts
What is it?
It's a Genkan mat
Tanaka!
Tanaka too
What did you say, you idiot!
What is a Genkan mat?
Why are you wearing a Genkan mat?
Why are you so angry?
It hurts to put on slippers
Genkan mat is really painful
It's a little heavy
It's heavy?
No, no, I'm looking for a treasure box
Are you looking for a treasure box?
Yes, there is a box
Let's look for it!
Genkan is here, Genkan mat is here
What is it?
Genkan mat hurts
I told you it doesn't hurt!
It hurts!
It hurts a lot!
I told you it doesn't hurt
It hurts a lot
I don't think there is a treasure in a place like this
Wow!
Over there!
It hurts!
Wow!
I told you it doesn't hurt!
This is bad.
I'm sorry.
I made a fool of you.
I'm sorry.
The door mat is...
The door mat...
Yes.
It's bad.
Yes, it is.
It's bad, right?
It's really painful, right?
It's really painful.
It's really heavy.
It's heavy.
I made a fool of you.
I'm sorry.
The door mat...
Let's not do it anymore.
Let's not do it.
It's bad.
Who wants to go up?
Let's go up.
Okay, let's go up.
The five of them split up and searched for the key.
There's nothing here.
It should be easy to find.
Let's go up one more time.
It's hard.
It's dangerous.
Hiromi!
Yes?
Why are you standing on me?
Who are you?
Yes?
Are you in the room?
Go in properly.
I have to go in and see.
Is it in the room?
Yes, it's in the room.
If you go in, you'll know.
It's dangerous.
What?
Slipper.
What is it?
Slipper.
What is it?
It's there.
You look really happy.
It's there.
He made me stand up and kept doing this from behind.
From behind...
It's the worst.
It was heavy.
Slipper.
What are you doing?
It's really hot.
The inside is like a sauna.
You're an old man.
I can't help it.
There's fire everywhere.
It's hot everywhere.
Training has begun. Ten minutes have passed.
Let's move out.
Training has begun. Ten minutes have passed.
Let's move out.
Let's go over there. There's a club warehouse.
Let's split up.
It hurts. It really hurts.
I haven't been bitten yet.
I don't know if I can say this.
What?
What? What? What? What?
What?
I haven't been bitten yet.
Right?
You're walking too slowly and carefree.
What is that?
Iron sword?
What is that?
Are you going to hit me with a gun?
What?
It went somewhere.
What? What? What?
Where did it go?
It got caught in the iron sword.
Is it possible?
It's possible.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
I'm scared.
What? What?
I'm scared.
What?
What is this?
What is this place?
I'm scared.
I'm about to cry.
- Tekken. - I see.
- That Tekken. - I see.
- Your face says it all. - I'm in charge of this every year.
- Tanaka, Tanaka, Tekken. - Isn't it Tekken?
- Tanaka, Tanaka, it's not Tekken, it's not Tekken.
- He's bald.
- Tanaka, I'm sorry.
- Tekken is bald.
- But he's good at fighting. - He's good, he's good, he's good.
- He's doing it very carefully.
- He's good at Tekken.
- Hurry up.
- Let's end it.
- Keys, keys, keys, keys.
- Where are the keys?
- Keys? Really?
- What is this?
- What? What is this? Wait a minute.
- What is it? What is it?
- 101 dogs.
- What is it?
- Why do you always win?
- What is it?
- I didn't understand anything.
- They're evolving more and more.
- It's really hard to run away. - It's the worst!
- Kosei is back. - They're so many!
- What are you taking with you? - You'll find out!
- If we run like this, you'll find out!
What is this?!
Look at me! I don't know what's going on!
- This is not good. - I got caught!
- There's a lot of them! - What's going on?!
- They're broken! - I think I caught about 70 of them!
- You caught about 70 of them! - I don't have 101 of them!
- No, that's fine. - Yeah, we have to do it properly.
- We have to put it on at least. - Yeah, we have to put it on but it's fine.
I don't want to ride it with you.
- There's a lot of people riding it. - No, there's a lot of people riding it.
- Are you riding it? - Yeah.
- Look, he's eating it. - Yeah.
- Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Don't eat it! - What?
- It's summer now. - Yeah.
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
Wait! Wait!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?!
- You're on fire! You're on fire! - Wait! Are you okay?!
- Wait! What's going on?! - This is crazy!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! - Wait!
They're fighting!
- They're fighting with slippers! - Slippers! Slippers!
- Wait! - Huh?
- It's electric! - Wait!
The dog is...
- This is crazy. - It's crazy.
What's happening?!
I don't know where we are.
- It's crazy. - Please explain to us!
- I don't know... - What's this?
What is this place?
This is unexpected. I didn't mean to do this.
It's okay.
It's hot so it's easy to get caught.
It's easy to get caught.
Why?
It's amazing.
Why did you put it like this?
It's weird.
I'm sorry to say this, but when Yama-chan came and we were all like this,
just by doing it, we got stuck like this.
Who?
It's normal.
It's a bad phenomenon.
It means that four of us got stuck like this.
I had a hundred of them, so I couldn't do it, right?
So I'm sorry. I didn't do it.
No, it's not limited to that.
What?
It's not limited to that.
When you went to Chile, I went to follow you right away.
When you came back...
I'm fine.
You're fine.
I'm fine.
I think you're the most talented person in the world.
I see.
If you can do this...
For example, reforming...
Making things...
Otherwise, I don't think I can do it.
That's right.
You're amazing.
You're right.
We've been doing this every year.
We're good friends.
I know you're looking at me like, "Hey, hey, hey."
But are you that weak?
I'm already 52 years old.
Am I weak?
You're black.
What?
But you're so weak that you don't notice it.
Are you stupid?
I didn't notice it.
I didn't notice it at all.
When you're walking like this...
You're so weak that you don't notice it.
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
The five of them are looking for a school car.
There's a black shadow lurking there.
I'm being careless.
Don't be careless.
Why?
It's not "why?"
Why?
You shouldn't say bad things like that!
That's right.
That's right!
Where? Where? Where?
What?
It's a utopia.
I don't know! I don't know!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's huge! It's huge!
What?
It's jumping from there.
What is it?
It's fast.
Wow! Is it this?
Yes, yes, it's a utopia.
It's a nomad.
It's walking all the time.
That's scary! Seriously!
That's scary!
It's scary!
Wow!
It's still there!
Wow!
This is dangerous!
Wow!
It hurts!
Hiromi, did you get in the way?
No, I didn't.
Hiromi, I'm not the only one.
Wait a minute.
Everyone's faces are shining.
I understand.
It's like the sun and you are overlapping.
That's right.
25 minutes have passed since the beginning.
The key is not found.
Hama-chan and Cookie, come here.
Look at this.
What is Cookie?
Back to school.
Did you go over there?
No, I didn't.
In the very back?
No, I didn't.
Oh!
What?
There it is!
It's huge!
Can I ask you for a favor?
There it is!
Come here!
What?
Come here!
What are you doing?
Can you bring me the cookie?
The room is too small for you.
I can't go in.
You can't go in?
I can't go in at all.
Cookie can go in at once.
Can Cookie go in at once?
I can't go in.
I don't know what you're doing.
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
What's going on?
It's getting congested.
Wait, wait, wait!
What's going on?
I was trying to make Cookie my future, but it's too cold to go in.
What's going on?
There it is!
Finally, they find the key and rush to Matsuboto.
Mr. Wazo!
What are you doing?
Mr. Wazo!
The key!
Finally!
It's really hot in here.
I see.
How about you, Hiromi?
Please, Hiromi.
Huh?
Is it open?
It's open.
Thank you!
Not at all.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
It's coming out.
I wonder who it is.
Oh, it's a toy car.
It's a toy car.
It's a real toy car.
It is.
It's a toy car.
You don't have to draw it.
It's a toy car.
It's all over the place.
That old man is evolving.
Let's find it.
We have to go to the factory.
Let's go to the factory.
Let's go over there and find it.
Okay.
What is it?
It came out of the bottom.
I was really scared.
It's a cookie.
You're mean.
Three minutes have passed.
Five people have died.
Five people are looking for the ground again.
I'm scared.
What is it?
When did you come?
I don't know anything.
What is it?
Where are you going? Wait a minute.
I've been caught somewhere.
Where are you taking me?
What is it?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
What is it?
It's a slipper.
It's broken.
It's heavy.
It doesn't look like a real one.
It looks like a real one.
There is a face.
It hurts.
There is a face.
It looks like a real one.
It hurts.
Wait a minute.
It hurts.
Wait a minute.
It hurts.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This is hell.
This is medieval torture.
It's been around for ages.
That's right.
How did you do it?
It hurts like hell.
This hurts.
This is the worst.
You're doing the same thing.
You're responsible for this!
What?
You're responsible for this!
Why me?
- Hiromi! - Resignation of grudges?
- What is this? - Let's just destroy the title.
- Jeez... - What is it?
- I'm scared. - This is a little scary, Mr. Hiromi.
- It's a resignation of grudges. - I don't like this pattern.
- What is it? What is it? - Wow!
- Hiromi! - Wow!
- Wow!
- I'm so happy!
- Resignation of grudges! - Resignation of grudges!
Great! Great!
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
Last summer, even though we were talking about a contest since it's our 30th anniversary
you never contacted us!
You always thought about the international law and our...
- You're no good at that! - No, no!
When you debuted, you told people not to talk to you in Downtown and Unnan, didn't you?
You used to talk secretly and get along with people, but now you're on the show together!
I met you at a show house in Osaka in 1932.
You've always had money problems.
Yes, I did.
When you were a human trafficker, why did you have the money you earned with three people?
Trivenger!
Two for two, six for six!
Why did you bring six?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's something only debuts can do!
It was nice to see you, Hiromi!
It's quite a grudge.
Most of my grudges started 30 years ago.
That's true.
When I was stuck.
Really?
You told people not to talk to you in Downtown and Unnan?
Yes, I did.
I used to hang out with them a lot when I was young.
I told them not to talk to me.
You used to say that and then throw up.
I told you not to talk to me!
That's my grudge.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
They said they were going to do a show.
Yes.
They're the ones who really hate it.
You said you might do a show.
Please do it!
I'm really happy!
I want to see it!
I'm really happy!
That's crazy!
I saw it with my own eyes!
I'm scared!
I thought it was bad!
What do you think it is?
I can't see it.
What do you think it is?
Hamano Bankyo!
That's scary!
Seriously!
That's scary!
Wow!
Even if I hit my head against the wall, I'll die!
I'll die!
Wow!
Boss!
Thank you for your hard work!
You're retired now, right?
Yes!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wow! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared I'll die!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Wow, this is scary!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let me hit you a few times!
Ouch! Ouch!
Let me hit you a few times!
Ouch! Ouch!
Wow!
He's amazing!
He hits you in the middle!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
...
- Wow! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Thank you for the game!
- That was amazing! - Yeah, you're amazing!
- I don't know how many points you're getting... - No wonder you're the winner!
The score is 40 to 0.
Okay, please start the game.
- Oh! - Haha!
- There was such a thing! - There is no such thing!
- There is no such thing!
- After all, it's amazing, cookie. - No, no, no.
- I'll open it! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Amada-san left it again this year! - Amada-san!!
- Oh! - Wait a minute!
- Hey, Ega-chan, what's wrong with you? - This is not good, Amada-san!
- Not good! - Last year, too, Ega-chan!
- Ega-shira-san, not good! - This year, too, he left it again!
- What! - What? What?
- Huh? Isn't it bad? - No, Ega-shira-san!
- I was wondering where you were coming from. - You came...
- Okay! - No, Ega-chan, what's wrong with you?
Alright!
This is serious!
What is this?
This is crazy!
Once a year, Ega-chan festival!
I'm in sync with you!
What is this?
This is crazy!
What's going on?
Is this China?
This is crazy!
Eva-chan! Eva-chan! Eva-chan!
What's Eva-chan?
Eva-chan! Eva-chan!
Eva-chan! Eva-chan! Eva-chan!
Eva-chan! Eva-chan!
No, no, no!
You hit her head.
It's fun! I can't wait! Ah, it's time for me to go to work!
Take that!
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone, I think Cookie has gone somewhere!
Cookie! Cookie!
Cookie!
Cookie! Cookie!
You fell!
That was the first thing that surprised me.
Let's go down!
Finally, they found the second key.
Will Matsumoto be rescued this time?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Let's go!
Do it properly.
He's doing it properly!
He's doing it!
What is it?
It's a higher level container than an alchemy.
He's come up with it.
Strongly.
They keep coming up.
No, no!
I can't do it!
I'm petrified!
I'm scared!
This is so scary.
I'm scared!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong with you?
You were pretty strong just now, weren't you?
Because you were an old lady just now.
You were pretty strong.
Here I go!
Where are you going?!
You knocked him down!
You damaged him!
Where are you going?! Where are you going?!
Where are you going?!
What are you doing?!
I've got it.
What?
I've got it.
Wait.
You can't!
No way!
Is it gone?
No way!
Just a sec!
I thought it went somewhere else!
Monster truck
Wait a minute
Can I stand up?
Monster's scream
I can hear it
Punch bag
Wow
Punch bag
It's crazy
I can hear it
If you think about the tires, it will move a lot
Yes
Wow
Yama-chan, I think it's fun as a rider
I rarely get a chance like this
Yama-chan, be careful
Good luck
Next
Let's do it
Wow.
At first, it looked like you were having fun.
But now, I feel like I'm upside down.
It's the first time for me.
I can only see the sky.
I feel like I'm upside down.
I'm coming.
Everyone.
What's up?
I can't find you at all.
Can you use this master key for me?
Did you have one?
Did you have a master key?
Master key!
Using the master key, they rescued Matsumoto safely.
Training is over.
We still have a lot of things to do.
Let's go back.
3:30 p.m.
Futatari Laboratory.
Of course, there is no rest for five people.
Everyone, I'm going to say hello to the chief now.
Say hello to the chief.
Chief?
He doesn't say anything.
He's not saying anything.
Everyone, can you line up?
Hamada, Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka and Hosei.
Chief.
There are five new scholars visiting here today.
Please say hello.
(screaming)
Coincidentally,
I'm the chief of super-duper top entertainers,
who loves laughing and is loved by laughing!
Manzai, comedy, rakugo, all of them are my parents!
So, I'm
Sashoi
Ike
(laughing)
I work part-time near Bukuro!
Salary 1340 yen, savings 84800 yen, cash card password 8931!
My wallet is in the closet now! Matsumoto-san, now is your chance!
I'll say it one more time. 8931! Remember it well!
I'll reveal everything!
First one! Ike!
Bukuro!
Zakki!
Yeah! Zakki!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
You did it, right?
Ouch!
You did it, right?
No!
That was too high-tension.
It wasn't sexy enough!
I can make it even sexier!
Bring it on!
Sexier?
It's vibrating.
This is a sexy-increasing device.
If you inject this liquid into it...
...fermentation occurs and I can become sexy!
I'll become sexy!
Here we go!
Yeah!
Wow!
Is it serious?
What is it?
Yeah!
Hahahahaha!
Everyone, out!
This is a sexual enhancement device.
By injecting this liquid into it,
I can become sexy!
Let's get sexy!
Let's go!
Wow, scary!
Yeah!
Wow!
Can you get sexy?
What is it?
Yeah!
Hahahahaha!
Everyone, out!
What is it?
I was surprised!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
I was surprised!
I'm sexy, aren't I?
What a coincidence!
A super sexy actor!
A man who loves sexy and is loved by sexy!
Cheating, cheating, double cheating!
The father of all sexy!
It's me!
The worst!
Height, 184cm. Weight, 74kg.
This guy is stupid!
His savings are 7,625,000 yen.
Cash card number, 2741.
His wallet is now in the dressing room.
Mr. Matsumoto! Now is your chance!
I'll say it again!
2741!
No, I can't remember.
Remember that I'm not drunk!
I, who showed everything, am...
Sunshine!
Star!
E!
Me!
To!
U!
Yeah!
Zacky!
You're amazing!
You've become sexy!
You're a fool!
He's changed!
You're amazing!
Ouch!
You're amazing!
You've changed so much with the power of science!
You're sexy!
You've become sexy!
You're sexy!
4 p.m.
Once again, we're facing that story.
You were laughing at the president of Hamada just now, too!
I wasn't laughing!
He was laughing a lot.
Please wait here for a while.
Everything is reset inside the drawer.
It's reset.
What should we do? Should we go to the drawer?
Should we go inside?
We can't go there.
It's a letter.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Do you want it?
The key is also number one.
Wow, a key and a letter.
I wonder which one is first.
Let me see the letter.
From a famous woman...
What?
A famous woman?
A famous teacher.
A famous teacher's science quiz.
This is also a quiz.
If you don't know the answer to the quiz,
learn science from a famous teacher.
Here is the question.
What happens if you put a glass cup in a 100% salad oil tank?
Answer in 15 seconds.
Ready, go!
Well...
With air in it, it sinks down.
With air in it...
With air in it, it sinks down.
Then, show me the answer.
Show me...
Really...
Here it is!
Show me!
Ready, go!
I got it!
Thank you very much!
This time, I'm a science happy boy!
From the law of Fleming in his left hand...
Thank you very much!
Everyone, I'm not a teacher of honor!
I'm not Prince Kobanzame of Nekkara!
Everyone, out!
That's not it!
Let's move on.
What's with you?
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
I'm happy boy.
Everyone, please look at me.
Last year, I didn't come out.
I'm happy boy.
I'm not a teacher of honor!
I'm Josh the teacher of honor!
Let me introduce myself!
Come on!
I'm Kudai.
I'm a teacher of honor.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a teacher of honor, Kamikawa.
Now, the first science quiz from us.
Let's do an experiment and check it out.
Please do!
Here we have a tank filled with oil and a glass cup.
Tarka-kun, please check it out.
Yes, there is no mistake.
It's glass.
Let's put this glass cup in.
Please do!
Put it down.
What will happen?
Is it gone?
It's gone! It's gone! It's gone!
It's gone!
It's a science!
But it's not actually gone.
If you look closely you can't see it.
The cup is actually here.
And this is...
The theory is like this.
The human eye catches the light reflected on objects and judges them.
But in the case of transparent objects, there is a refraction rate in which the light penetrates.
In fact, the refraction rate of oil and glass is almost the same.
That's why it's said that if you dip glass in oil, it will melt and disappear.
So, it's incorrect!
It's incorrect!
Liquid nitrogen rocket punch, go!
Young men of the Kenjirō Corps, get ready!
Next, we have prepared a PET bottle.
There is a punching ball at the end of the PET bottle.
Liquid nitrogen will be injected into it.
Liquid nitrogen will evaporate explosively in this nitrogen.
Liquid nitrogen will fill up this bottle at once.
When liquid nitrogen reaches 100 percent of its capacity,
what happens when you pull out the line?
The PET bottle will turn into a rocket and fly towards its destination.
Let's try it out!
This is bad!
Anagi-san, this way!
This is bad!
But...
No, no, no!
It hurts!
It sinks as soon as air enters it.
It's a stupid answer!
I'm sorry!
Since this experiment is dangerous, I will also wear goggles.
No, no, no!
It's not dangerous!
Please stay there and watch!
It's okay!
Liquid nitrogen will be injected into the PET bottle.
Wait, wait, wait!
Then, at room temperature,
liquid nitrogen will evaporate and merge with air as you watch.
Yes.
Here?
No, it's a little scary, but...
Yes.
This is...
I'm scared.
Happy boy!
Happy boy, I'm scared, but...
Really...
No, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Tanaka-kun, it's dangerous if it moves.
It's dangerous if it moves.
It's dangerous, so make sure it doesn't move.
Then, please put a string on it.
After this, there is not much time left.
I'm really scared!
What?
Three!
Wait a minute!
Two!
I'm really scared!
Two!
One!
Then please put a string on it.
After this, I ran to the car without hesitation in the early morning.
I'm really scared!
Wait a minute!
I'm really scared!
One!
I couldn't see what you said.
Wait a minute.
This is painful!
This is!
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
It's not happy!
Daigo!
Kosei!
I'm sorry!
Masaka's body!
It's science!
Then I withdraw!
Happy boy!
It hurts a lot!
I'm happy! See you!
Where did you get hurt?
Here.
You said "gobon".
I thought it would end with that.
I'm sorry! I'm back!
This is for Matsumoto.
Thank you!
Please sign here.
Is it really for me?
Here you are.
Isn't it big?
Yes, it is.
It's big.
Thank you!
Shall we open it?
Let's do it next time.
It's too big.
I'm scared.
It's big!
It's big.
What is it?
I'm a hot-headed sexy actor who loves sexy and is in love with sexy!
Cheating, cheating, double cheating - I'm the creator of all sexy!
Yes, I am the sunshine star!
Everyone, out!
What is this?
I want to get the money.
I didn't have it.
Ouch!
Chief, you're boring.
Hey, he's the chief!
Should I open it?
Yes, you should.
It's not here.
Huh?
You did it!
I did it!
Really?
Let's open it together.
Should we open it first?
Yes.
That's right, I did it.
Again!
What?
What is this?
I'm getting sick of it.
I miss it.
Should we fix it?
Kosei, Endo, Hamada, Matsumoto, out!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
He's crying a lot.
Ouch! Ouch!
He's crying a lot.
Put it on for now.
Is this the one we saw earlier?
This girl...
Probably.
This girl said...
She hit you hard, didn't she?
Did she hit you hard and make you sad?
Oh, that kind of story.
Why...
Why did she hit you?
Right?
This is dirty!
Hamada, out!
He's crying a lot.
You're crying.
He's crying.
He's looking down.
Matsumoto!
Stop it!
Don't look down!
Why are you looking down?
Don't look down!
I can see your background.
Don't look down!
Don't look down.
You're acting.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Hamada, end!
Out!
Stop it!
Why are you doing that?
Stop it!
Don't do that, Tanaka!
Stop it!
Hamada, end!
Stop it!
He's laughing inside.
Stop it, Tanaka!
He's laughing inside.
Stop it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, end!
Stop it!
There's more.
Stop it!
End!
Hey! Are you that happy?
You're so dirty!
Ouch! Ouch!
You're so dirty!
You were laughing inside!
Why did you do that?
I went in and asked her.
You asked her, right?
To be honest, I didn't know.
You're so dirty!
What is this?
Headphones?
What is this?
Can you put it on me?
Huh?
Matsumoto, out!
What are you saying?
This is terrible!
What?
We have no idea.
What's wrong?
Can we ask you?
This is terrible!
This is crazy!
I don't know.
(Laughs)
Hamada out!
This is not good!
This is not fair!
What? What? What?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
No, no, I'm just asking.
No, no, it's not fair!
It's not fair!
Everyone...
(Laughs)
How can you do that?
No way! No way!
How can you do that?
You are amazing!
You are better than me!
Ouch!
I really hate you!
What? What?
I didn't expect it.
You didn't expect it, did you?
No, I didn't.
(Laughs)
End!
Out!
I don't know.
(Laughs)
I don't know.
He was laughing so hard.
No way!
Out!
I was careless.
Can you do that?
I don't know.
No way!
Out!
(Laughs)
A Great Love Story
January 11th, Wednesday night at 9pm.
Let's go!
"Don't Laugh, Scientist" rampant second half!
The will of men who have given up their bodies!
A crowd of people come to the laboratory!
"Don't Laugh, Scientist" rampant second half!
High school student, Chono, has finally appeared!
I hate you!
You're not allowed to dance!
There's no place for you two to run away!
Don't miss it until the climax where you scream and scream!
4:30 pm.
The story continues.
So only Yama-chan is left.
Here I go.
"Don't Laugh, Scientist" rampant second half!
There it is!
Another match.
Is it a challenge?
I'm sure it is!
What's wrong?
What's that?
A laughing bag?
"Don't Laugh, Scientist" rampant second half!
I'm sure it's a science quiz.
I'm sure it is!
A science quiz.
Here it is!
"Don't Laugh, Scientist" science quiz!
If you don't know the answer to the quiz, you'll have to learn about the science.
Here's the question!
Question!
What happens if you bake a plastic bag filled with carbonated water from below?
Answer within 15 seconds.
Ready, go!
A plastic bag, right?
If you bake it, it'll explode, right?
That's how it is.
Well, if you say the correct answer...
If you say the correct answer...
Wouldn't it make things worse?
Yes!
That's right!
The way I remember the basics...
C-h-a-d-b-e-c-k-m-a-s-o-n-e...
Which class am I in?
Which class am I in? Can you say it?
Can you say it?
Thank you very much.
Everyone...
OK.
Hosei.
Let me hear your answer one more time.
When you heat it up, will it explode?
Will it explode?
Hm.
I don't know why.
I don't know as much as Hosei's needs of French cuisine this October 6.
Out!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- What is it? - I looked it up.
Let's start the experiment.
The plastic bag you see now contains carbonated water.
- Can you see the bubbles? - Yes.
You heat it up with an alcohol lamp from below.
- How does it work? - If it's water, it's gushing out, right?
- That's right. - It's gushing out.
- Let's have a look. - Please.
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's a science! - Science!
- Science!
- Here's the theory. - Okay.
Carbonated water is basically water and carbonated water.
And this fire-baked vinyl is either water or carbonated water.
In other words, the part that touches water cannot be torn by absorbing the heat of fire,
but the part that touches the bubble does not release the heat of fire, and only the bubble part is pierced.
As a result, like this shower, the vinyl is torn in the form of popping holes.
In other words, the law is incorrect!
Science Quiz is Incorrect!
Seven-line Aircraft Law - Balloon Explosion Implementation!
Stand up!
Seven-line?
This is a big one!
Now, the seven-line aircraft law that has just appeared in front of you.
This is a law that uses the explosive force obtained by giving oxygen and hydrogen electromagnetic stimulation to shoot out the cotton on the tip.
Now, please enter the setting.
Hosei-kun, please go to your designated position.
Now, over here.
He said "designated", didn't he?
Be careful, Hosei.
Wow, I'm scared.
Can you see it, everyone?
The balloon set over Hosei's head.
The word "above" is written on the balloon.
This is the mark of kamikawa liquid that I developed.
I see.
Kamikawa liquid is filled in this balloon.
The cotton I'm going to shoot out now is soaked in orange oil.
What will happen if this orange oil touches the balloon?
Let's see.
Oh, my ears!
I'm a little scared!
When oxygen and oxygen react, a loud noise is made.
If you're not good at loud noises, please keep your ears closed.
Yes, please.
OK!
Seven air guns.
Three, two, one...
Fire!
It's orange.
Wow, it smells good!
Amazing!
As you can see, orange oil has the property of dissolving rubber.
Therefore, the balloon on Hosei's head exploded with that power.
However, Hosei is now covered in kamikawa liquid.
I see.
That's great!
It's a great success!
Thank you very much!
Let's take it back!
It's amazing!
The smell is amazing, too!
You did it!
I'm glad!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it's amazing and refreshing!
It's dirty!
It's so dirty!
The smell is amazing!
It's not that bad!
You can feel it on the TV!
It's amazing!
You can smell it all over the room!
It smells so good!
What is this?
- Is this a laughing bag? - It does look like a laughing bag...
Here I go.
Wait a minute.
This is...
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean? I don't know what you mean.
No, no, no! I'm serious!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're laughing, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
This is terrible.
That's enough.
You shouldn't push it.
That's enough.
Don't push it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is it that bad?
You're actually laughing!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait, wait, wait!
You shouldn't push it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're laughing!
You dropped it and it fell!
Ouch!
This is terrible.
You're holding a weapon and it fell.
This is terrible.
This is terrible!
I don't think we should do this!
This is really bad!
That's true!
Kousei!
You're soaking wet!
Go change!
Come on!
Kousei changed his clothes many times in the past.
What is this?
Instead of waiting for him in his room...
His clothes...
Did you wear a helmet again?
I wore a helmet many times in the past.
I wore a helmet and put on a vest.
You did that!
I will never laugh again.
I will never laugh again in a fight like that.
I couldn't take a bath for 2 or 3 days.
It's raw.
I think it's really ugly.
He's just a hungry old man.
He's a scientist's son.
That's right.
That's what it means.
I was afraid of saying it.
Yes.
You didn't prepare this clothes, did you?
No.
This is the only clothes I have.
I knew it.
How many times do you have to dress up?
Yes.
It's cold.
Seriously.
I don't know what you mean.
I didn't know you were here.
I picked you up when you were little.
Uran-chan?
You picked me up?
Are you scared of me?
Uran-chan!
What's going on?
Wait a minute!
But Uron-chan, don't do it!
- If Oni-chan... - If you push me, I'll get hurt!
That's right!
Uron-kun!
Oni-chan!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Uron-chan!
Uron-chan, don't do it!
Matsumoto!
Tanaka!
- Uron-kun! - Watch out! Watch out!
Oni-chan said it hurts...
Don't do it!
Don't push me!
Ouch!
Uron-chan!
Uron-chan, wait!
Uron-chan, don't do it!
That's right! Don't do it!
Uron!
What is it?
My... arm...
Uron-chan, come here...
- What's wrong with you? - My arm...
I don't know what you're saying but it's too much!
Uron-chan, look at me!
- What? - He's trying to take it from you!
Push him! Push him! Push him!
Hey, Uron-kun!
Uron-kun, stop it!
Matsumoto!
Out!
Uron-kun!
Out!
This is so gross! The bar is so gross!
It's breaking!
If you get hit by the bar, you'll break!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
Why are you so angry, big brother?
I hate you so much!
I'm going to tell Tom-san!
Please calm down.
I won't get angry anymore, so calm down.
You'll definitely get angry.
I won't get angry.
I won't get angry, so calm down.
Okay, can I tell Tom-san?
Can I...
...tell Tom-san?
I'll give you candy, so listen to me.
How many will you give me?
I'll give you three, so don't be like this.
I want ten!
Okay, I'll give you ten.
Don't be like this.
What's wrong with you?
He's here!
I can't do it! I can't do it anymore!
Uran-chan! Uran-chan!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Everyone, take it! Uran-chan!
You'll get in trouble!
You move so fast!
Uran-chan, you're amazing!
Uran-chan, what do you want?
I'll really, really buy it for you, so what do you want?
Go back to being a real person?
Go back to being a normal girl?
I want Ope-chan.
Ope-chan?
Ope-chan!
What is Ope-chan?
Ope-chan is...
What is Ope-chan, really?
Uran-chan...
Ope-chan?
What is Ope-chan?
Yes!
What is Ope-chan?
Eh?
Her cheeks are plump...
Yes, yes, yes...
Her eyes are beaded...
Yes, yes, yes...
And her lips are...
How cute!
Who is cute?!
I love you, Ope-chan!
You should say "I love you," Uran-chan!
It's fine!
It's alright for you to say "I love you."
That's right!
I love you!
I love you, Ope-chan!
I love you!
Atom-chan is so strong these days...
Uran-chan...
Eh?
It's Hoppe-chan, right?
Ah, wait a minute.
It's not Hoppe-chan.
It's Chono-san who hit me in the face.
Chono-san hit you in the face? What are you talking about?
Chono-san hit me in the face is really funny.
See, it's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Then, I'll do it.
Do it! Do it!
What are you doing?
Urao-chan! Urao-chan! Wait!
What?
It's no good. Do you want to see?
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened, right?
Nothing happened!
It's happening!
It's happening, right?
It's happening, but I don't like it!
It can't be helped.
Onii-chan, you smelled bad earlier!
Why do you have to say that?
It's really scary, isn't it?
Why do you have to say that?
Urao-chan, it's scary.
It's normal for Onii-chan to get hurt.
Did you smell bad, Onii-chan?
Onii-chan is not Onii-chan anymore.
My stomach smelled bad!
Urao-san's stomach smelled bad.
That's sad.
Urao-chan, do you want me to give you a good laughing bag?
I don't want it!
Wait a minute.
You said you didn't want it.
Do you want me to give you a good laughing bag?
Really? Definitely?
Out!
You!
Get up!
You!
He's giving instructions.
You!
Be careful!
You!
Get up!
You!
What's going on?
It's fighting and laughing and it's a mess!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's a mess!
It's a little ragged.
Can you return me the orange one?
It's dark.
Can you return me the orange one?
It's dark.
Can you return me the orange one?
It's dark.
I'll give it to this gorilla.
You'll give it to the gorilla?
Don't give it to the head man.
Okay, I got it.
Bye-bye!
This one really is awful!
It was amazing.
It was not like this before.
Let me out!
It's going to activate, isn't it?
We have no choice but to steal it.
You're a demon, aren't you?
I won't let you do that again.
I'm going to beat you up.
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
I don't know where Hamada-san took it.
Oh, Uran-chan took it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Where did Uran-chan go?
Uran-chan!
Hyosei, out.
Uran-chan!
You're crazy.
What?
You can't do that.
You're a demon!
Uran-chan!
Bring me my laughing bag or I won't go back.
It's okay now.
Bring me my laughing bag!
Hyosei-san, it's okay now.
It's not in my bag anymore.
It's not in your bag anymore.
Bring me my laughing bag!
Yes.
What is it?
Bring me my laughing bag and come here!
Bring it, bring it.
Should I bring it?
I'll bring it!
Should I bring it?
Hurry up!
Hurry up.
Hamada-san took it.
I get it now.
Yes.
Let's stop.
Let's really stop.
Let's stop. Let's really stop.
Did you push it outside?
You look like you did it well, but did you push it outside?
Did you push it outside?
9 hours of research lab work.
Finally, there is a professor-like event.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Unlike you guys, the professors who graduated from university
have the value of announcing the results of their research.
Is that necessary for the first place?
I don't know if you can see it or not, but let's go.
It's a little boring so far, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Everyone, this way.
Hey, hey.
Are you late even though you are new?
Hurry up and sit down.
Matsumoto.
Hurry up and sit down.
Now, I would like to start the research presentation.
First of all, it is a humanoid robot made by the professors of our lab
who graduated from university for 10 years.
What is this?
This is bad!
What is this?
Where did you put it?
Do it properly!
Here it is.
It's solid.
Well, that humanoid robot has finally been announced.
Well, let me introduce it right away.
It's Billy and Takeshi Momo!
This is terrible.
What is it?
Don't do that, Takeshi.
Ouch!
Ouch...
So, this is the humanoid robot, Pete Takeshi's robot.
What do you think of it? It's wonderful, isn't it?
Now, introduce yourself.
I'm not kidding, you idiot!
I'm Pete Takeshi.
Matsumoto, Tosei, Endo, out!
Why is it moving?
Move and do it.
Ouch!
OK, I'll do it.
OK, let me show you another performance of Takeshi's robot.
OK, what do you think of it?
You don't like this kind of talk, don't you?
Why don't you ask a question? Takeshi will answer you right away.
OK, you are Endo, aren't you?
Yes.
OK, ask a question.
I'm a professor who eats only curry and rice every day.
Ah...
If there is a human and a human, it smells like curry,
and I think turmeric is coming out of it.
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
You idiot!
Matsumoto, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
Ouch!
OK, Takeshi's robot, step back for now.
OK.
For now?
By the way, Shinji,
half-amateur like you asking questions like this can be useful for scientific development.
What do you think of it? OK, Tosei.
Does this Takeshi's robot have some kind of special move?
I've been waiting for that question.
Tell me!
Tanaka.
Well...
What is the most common trouble?
I won't tell you that!
Matsumoto, do you have it?
Why is the energy moving?
That's the whole thing about this robot. I won't tell you!
End.
Production cost is...
I won't tell you!
It's free.
How much is production cost?
One billion yen.
I won't tell you!
There is no robot that's so expensive.
Right?
It's just that.
That's not the point!
Not only B and Takeshi, but also Ran and B and Takeshi can use all kinds of famous people's abilities.
For example...
Try Morishiichi!
Oh, mother~
End! Matsumoto, out!
Isn't this too small?
Ah, even that much...
Like this, anyone can use all kinds of famous people's abilities.
But, say a famous person's name.
Wada Akiko-san.
Then, Wada Akiko-san and Takeshi-san, you're even!
Back in the day...
How long are you going to say "back in the day"!?
You're even!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Well, it's about time.
See you!
What? Where are you going? Are you alright?
Yes.
Well, I think we should announce the next robot.
What's wrong?
I see.
In the middle of the presentation,
our research institute's honorary professor has come for us.
Let's call him.
Open your eyes! Open your eyes!
Wow.
Ouch! Ouch!
Hello. I'm Dr. Meio's Asano Yuko.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Yuko.
It's been a while. I didn't know you'd become so great.
Ouch!
Coming here reminds me of a lot of things.
I'm...
Yoko.
Matsumoto, out!
I know this guy for sure.
Hey, Shinobu.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Everyone, out!
It's so clean.
You're an amateur.
Ouch!
This is bad.
Oh, right!
We have newcomers here for research.
I see, newcomers.
You, stand up for a second.
Yes, ma'am.
What kind of scientist do you want to be?
Well...
You don't have to answer me.
I'm sure you're cute.
Matsumoto, out!
You, stand up for a second.
Yes, ma'am.
Yum!
Wow, that's heart-breaking.
What's your body fat percentage?
About 12 or 13 percent, I think.
12 percent?
Wow!
Body fat percentage...
Fall in love...
Break up...
Huh?
Matsumoto, out!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
I want to go on a trip, but I can't.
Well, if you have such wonderful newcomers, this place is still safe, isn't it?
That's right, Yuko.
Yoshinobu?
Yuko.
I'm sorry, but I can't.
I can't act in a balanced state like this...
It's weird, isn't it?
Yeah!
Asano's episode!
In 2016, on New Year's Eve,
Asano Yuko was deceived by a musical instrument user!
Why? Why? Why did Asano get deceived?
Asano Yuko was deceived by a musical instrument user!
She was surprised by a person who was over 50 years old!
Why? Why? Why did Asano get deceived?
She heard that acting lessons were five days a week!
But her memory is bad and lessons are five days a week in total!
The producer is the producer, but the producer of the actor is also the actor!
Asano doesn't have any merit!
I'm not good, I'm not good at all!
Even though she feels her age every day, she was deceived by a musical instrument user!
The worst New Year's Eve!
Why? Why? Why did Asano get deceived?
It's not strange, it's not strange, it's not strange that Asano got deceived!
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
This is Asano's strange!
Asano's strange!
It was Asano Yuko!
Well then, everyone, good luck with your research!
Thank you, professor.
She drank a little bit too much.
Okay, let's go back to the presentation and announce the next robot.
Professor Keiko, we have a problem!
What is it?
A robot has just been stolen by someone!
What?! A robot has been stolen?!
Call the police right now!
They're already on their way!
What in the world is going on?!
Sorry for the trouble, professor!
Who is that?!
Marugosu Keiko-san!
Marugosu Keiko-san...
I'm sorry, I forgot about you.
Hey, wake up!
Oh, right!
Did you see anyone with a weapon?
I had a pistol with me.
That's dangerous!
But my subordinates aren't doing anything!
Understood!
Thank you!
Ouch!
I'm not doing anything!
You've always been a good-looking guy, but now you look like the voice actor, Harada Ryuji.
What's going on?
I heard that a robot with eyes was stolen, and I'm sure that Shinji-tachi here are looking forward to it.
Everyone, please cooperate with the investigation.
I am...
Koimu.
Everyone, action!
He practiced a lot.
Ouch!
For those of you who couldn't see it, say it one more time.
I...
love you.
I really couldn't see it.
Ouch!
My name is Marugoshi Dekan.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Sodan Dekan.
Nice to meet you.
What is it?
Don't call me.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Marugoshi Dekan!
Yes!
I love you.
I love you, too.
Matsumoto!
Hanada!
Renzo!
Tanaka!
Aoto!
Ouch!
Wait a minute, Marugoshi!
What are you doing?
Pick it up!
Gold hair?
It's there, too!
Gold?
Wait a minute.
Does a man with gold hair know anything about it?
The young trainee who quit the other day was gold- haired, wasn't he?
That's right.
He's young.
Gold-haired...
Hmm?
You there!
Can you take off your hat?
Yes.
He's the culprit!
Stop! Culprit!
You practice a lot, don't you?
How do you like it?
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
What are you doing?!
I came here for money.
Ouch!
Dave, I'm going to practice.
Come on!
I'm glad you guys fought.
I'm glad Dave didn't say anything.
I'm glad you fought.
Dave was great.
His sensitivity...
Let's go!
Finally, he joined us.
Late at night in the lab...
A storm of screams.
6:30 p.m.
Matsumoto found something he was curious about.
Looking at this, I can't think of anything.
This color scheme...
Ah, wait a minute.
This color scheme...
This... right?
Yes.
Umm...
It's that...
You like it, right?
A cleaning robot.
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Yes.
Can I say it now?
Yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Bim bam bim bam bim bam!
Kohomori!
There's still something like this!
You're just jacking off while talking.
Matsumoto, this is a really good quiz.
Looking at this color scheme...
Color scheme? Not shape?
But you got it right, right?
Yes.
I got it too.
Umm, listen to me.
Yes.
Will you get it right? What do you think, Tanaka?
What do you think?
Color scheme...
Bim bam bim bam bim bam!
Huh?
I don't know at all.
But Hamada-san may be a little far away, right?
That's not the case!
Because you have a big child.
I want you to know the end.
I know, I know.
So, the end is from now on, right?
Yes.
It's only color, right?
Huh?
Bim bam bim bam bim bam!
Right?
The color is light, right?
I don't know at all.
Do you know what it is?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a great hint.
Ay-oo-ay-oh.
I don't know it at all.
Really?
Say "ay-oo-ay-oh" more energetically.
It's a rhythm.
What is it?
It's a little difficult.
What is it?
Shut up!
I don't know at all.
What are you talking about?
A little more energetic.
I'm sorry, but can you say it?
Can I say it?
Ay-oo-ay-oh!
I know.
I'll definitely say it.
Kay-oo-ay-oh!
Sas-se-so!
That's right.
Tas-se-so!
That's right.
Nani-nu-ne-ro!
That's right.
I know it.
What is it?
I know it.
Do your best!
Hay-oo-ay-oh!
That's right.
Mami-mu-me-mo!
You're out!
Me?
- What? - Wait, Amara-san...
- It's cold! - But...
- Ouch! - It's been a generation or so,
but it's been a long time, so...
- It's been a while... - That's what you're saying, right?
- Yeah, you know that, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah, there's nothing we can do about it. - Yeah.
- But the answer is "hagigyohyo". - "Hagigyohyo"?
Yeah. Say it with more energy.
Energy?
"Hagigyohyo"!
- I don't know how to say it. - Yeah, I don't know either.
- How do you... - I want you to say "fushii".
- I say "hagigyohyo" in various ways. - "Hagigyohyo"?!
- How about you say it like Akko-san did back in the day? - Yeah.
- Let me... - Like Akko-san?
- Oh, like "hagigyohyo"? - Yeah.
Hagigyohyo
- So you say it like that? - Yeah, yeah.
- Please say it with more energy. - Yeah.
- With this color? - With this...
- You say it like that? - Yes, I say it like that.
- "Hagigyohyo" and this... - What is it?
Hagigyohyo
Matsumoto, Kousei, out!
- Endo, out! - It's "hagigyohyo"!
- Seriously?! - I think you know what it is.
- You know what it is. - I can't do it!
Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- I can't look at you like that. - I'm about to cry.
My face is wet with tears. I can't use my strength.
- You have to change it. - That's right.
- If you can't use your strength... - My face can't use its strength anymore.
This is bad.
Oh, it's something from Anpanman!
- You're talking about the one that appears in Anpanman, right? - That's right.
Oh, I see!
- Which one? - The one in the back.