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Now, it's full moon on a big day, "Kids' Useful Strongest Project - Don't Laugh Series"!
It's been 11 years, but this year, it'll be broadcast for 6 hours across the city!
This year's theme is "Science Professor"!
At the science laboratory, which is full of laughter,
the five audience members are...
"The strongest in the series, Chogokura"!
Today, we'll show you a part of "Science Professor" that you shouldn't laugh at!
Please look forward to it!
"Science Professor" at 24 hours, you can't laugh at it!
We'll show it to you before you know it! Special!
"The strongest in the series, Chogokura"!
The press conference was held ahead of "Science Professor 24 O'clock Broadcast," which must not be laughed at.
Please have a seat. Thank you for your cooperation.
How was everyone's recording this year?
I don't know if I can say I'm safe or not, but I did what I did every day.
But there's no one.
I don't know if you're safe or not.
Maybe that's how I got sick.
How about you, Endo-san?
The members who sing "sou sou" have appeared again this time.
I'm looking forward to guests every time.
That's right, really.
Many people have appeared this year with their faces.
I'd like you to see it.
How about you, Matsumoto-san?
Actually, I said I wanted to quit last year.
But everyone asked me to do it again.
It's like Hosshan.
Hosshan is really good at Thai.
Hosshan, are you going to do it?
Can you say it properly on that day?
I said it in the morning and answered it at night.
I don't know much about it.
I'll ask various companies about it later.
It was funny when you changed your name.
It was funny when you put "hosshan".
It was funny.
What were you talking about?
How do you feel about this recording?
I'm 53 years old now.
In the past, it was "gensui".
"Gensui" means hitting your butt hundreds of times.
It's a long time ago.
It's a different era.
I think you're doing your best.
I want you to work harder.
When you did "chono" and "pinta"
Wait, wait, wait!
I want you to say "pinta" to me.
If you don't say "pinta" to me every year, I will say "pinta" to you!
No one in my family says "pinta" to you.
It hurts me, too!
What hurts you?
What really hurts you that I say "pinta" to you?
If you say "pinta" to me, I'm fine with it, but...
I told you many times, didn't I?
If you say "pinta" to me too much, I will say "pinta" to you!
Thank you for saying that.
I'm looking forward to it.
Me, too.
Masahiro Choudo, who has become a famous man!
Last year, he appeared in "Famous Detective".
Choudo!
The culprit is...
Answer...
X.
I agree!
Come on!
Choudo!
Answer...
X.
The culprit is...
Someone who looks like me.
Do you remember me?
It's you, isn't it?
It's you, Choudo.
It's your lips!
It's your tarako!
There's really no one who looks like me.
Be honest with me!
Do you understand?!
It's you!
Alright, it's here, isn't it?
Yes.
It's you.
You're different, too.
I'm glad.
Alright!
Hey, stand up!
Face straight ahead!
He's changing his face.
Take off your hat.
Raise your chin.
Face straight ahead!
HEY!
FACE STRAIGHT AHEAD!
Wow, he's amazing!
It's true, it's true, it's true.
This year's laughing contest is a little different.
Can you stand up for a moment?
Yes, sir!
Can you stand next to that statue?
I don't want to stand up.
Yes, sir.
Alright, stand up for a moment.
Yes, sir.
Hey! Stand up!
Matsunoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
That's right. I think it's usually Kosei-san.
Ouch! Ouch!
That's not it...
This year, it's you.
He said it clearly!
This year, it's you.
You...
You've caused a lot of trouble.
Harassment and torture.
Is there anyone here who's caused trouble?
Violence has taken hold.
Endo, Tanaka, out!
We're good friends, aren't we?
But we're the same.
We're the same, but there's no way we can avoid it.
Yes, sir.
Shut up!
You're disgusting!
Shut up!
You're disgusting!
Come here!
No, I'm scared.
You're not scared!
You always laughed!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
Otaru, Otaru!
I won't let you go!
What's wrong with you?!
Otaru, Otaru!
What's wrong with you?!
Otaru!
What's wrong with you?!
Otaru!
It can't be helped.
I'm twice as happy!
You're really bad at playing.
I'm having so much fun.
Close your eyes!
I can't do that!
What's wrong with you?!
It's really dangerous.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
We did it!
We did it, we did it!
We did it!
What is this?!
I can't do it anymore!
We did it!
Hey, Hosei!
It's good, right?
Let's do it one more time!
Yes!
You can run, right?!
I'll take it from you, you hear me?
Alright...
Countdown!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Wait a minute!
That person...
Isn't the culprit who stole the hammer!
Wait a minute, prosecutor!
You're making a terrible mistake!
Please talk to him!
Huh?
It's not me!
You stole it, didn't you?!
No, I didn't steal it.
Then...
Which one is it?
Super Inspector...
The first...
Phantom Thief X...
Was best at...
Performing a performance!
But...
No one has ever seen his face!
Yes! In short...
This statue's face...
Is not the first Phantom Thief X's face!
Where is it?
No...
Where is that hidden face?
Excuse me!
Please bring me that!
Super Inspector!
Please use this hammer...
To hit me!
Hit you?!
Yes!
(sound of door closing)
This is the worst!
(sound of door closing)
This is sad.
It's out! It's out!
Maybe we should still use the dojo!
We're back to our usual heat.
This is the first and true form of Phantom Thieves X!
Which means you probably know who this villain is by now!
The culprit who stole Mega and Hamariza is Tsukitei Hosei!
It's you!
It's not me!
That book...
That's the culprit's book.
I didn't know you were doing something like this.
That book...
I don't know about it.
Why are you here again?
I didn't know about it.
Wow, you look young.
Of course, even this year's professor of science,
black charisma, Masahiro Choudo is here!
Get in!
Professor of science,
Get in!
I'm very busy right now.
Who will be the next generation?
It's you!
And what will happen this year?
Work with her.
Everything will be revealed on New Year's Day!
Shindo, Tanaka, Out!
Please!
This time, with the help of the Japanese TV drama team,
January drama "Detective Higurashi Tomito" starring Tori Matsuzaka and Moeno Sumida of the role of the child were also on the show.
How was it for you two?
Tori-kun, I saw you for the first time, and I thought you were a really beautiful boy.
Is that what you saw me as?
That's what you said, right?
Is that what you saw me as, a beautiful boy?
No, it's not like that.
It's interesting.
I don't remember if it's interesting or not, but I thought you were a really beautiful boy.
Your hands are also very beautiful.
Well, I don't usually do variety shows, so...
You don't look like it.
Can we pay attention to your hands, too?
Oh, of course, of course.
I understand.
Hey!
How's it going?
"Detective Higurashi Tomito" airs Thursday nights at 4:30 PM on Kagaku Hakase 24 hours.
Now it's time for questions and answers.
Are there any questions?
I'm from "A Week In The Television". Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I think Hamada's appearance in "Kigai Box" is one of the highlights.
I'd like you to look at Hamada's appearance and give us your honest impressions.
If you really don't like it, I think you'll really turn it down.
He will.
He used to be like that since he was a student.
He used to hide his face.
He had a tough high school life.
That's a reaction, isn't it?
I think his legs are really beautiful this year.
His legs are really beautiful.
He's putting cream or something on them.
Maybe it's September now when they're putting cream.
They're putting cream on them.
Because "cold question" is mostly like female underwear...
I think they put work and effort.
Us, it wouldn't be possible if it was normal.
After all, feelings are desired.
It doesn't get cold.
It's beautiful, being desired by a beautiful woman.
The feeling of being perceived.
It's refreshing.
Well then, for those with other questions...
Well, a Zip's dancer, please.
- A dancer! - Hello.
- Zip's dancer! - Why is it in a video form?
- Thank you in advance. - Thank you in advance.
Tanaka's Zip, will it continue?
- We've just joined. - We've just joined.
- Yes?
We've just joined so yes, we're not in a position to say it yet.
You've just joined but you say "yet".
- Stop it. - "Yet" what does it mean "yet"?
- I just got in. I just became an adult. - Yes, you just got in.
- Yes, yes. - Right? - Yes. - That's right.
"You Must Not Laugh", "Professor Science", 24 hours,
broadcasts on Thursdays and Saturdays at 3pm!
Please paint with the rain.
Everyone, out!
"You Must Not Laugh" series will be aired again this year!
The best scenes in history are being streamed on Hulu!
And now, last year's famous detective has caused a huge commotion!
Kousei, deliver a bag in a hurry!
Paint, out!
- Damn it! - Yes!
- This is serious. - You'll be held responsible for 10 minutes!
This is bad!
- Wait a minute! - In 10 minutes, you'll be held responsible for 10 minutes!
- What? - In 10 minutes, you'll be held responsible for 10 minutes!
- No, no! - Start!
- If you laugh like we did... - Wait, wait, wait!
- No, no, no! - But...
- Why, why, why do you have to make me laugh like that?! - No, no, no!
- That's because you didn't follow my instructions to some extent.
- It's not weird at all. It wasn't that funny. - No, it's fine, it's fine!
- You were laughing like crazy! Right?! - No, it's fine, it's fine!
- It really wasn't that funny. I'm sorry.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute! Wait!
- Huh? Wait, why do you have to do this?!
- It's weird! - Wait!
- That's funny!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute!
- If you laugh like we did...
- You'll be held responsible for 10 minutes!
- Why?! Why?!
- Why?! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Why?! Why?! Why?!
- You didn't laugh! Nobody laughed!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- What's going to happen?!
- Except Matsumoto...
- You're out!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- If you scream...
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - If you scream...
- If you scream...
- I would break you
- Ouch!
- That hurts!
- It is the worst.
- It would really break me!
- Really!
- I have no energy left!
- I feel great with the violin!
- I feel good with the violin!
Take it off.
I won't let you take it off.
No one but Matsumoto can take it off.
No, no, no.
I really can't.
I can't do it.
I really can't.
I only have 10 minutes.
Wait a minute.
I just want to see you play the violin.
Don't laugh.
I really can't do it.
Promise me.
(audience laughing)
Out!
I'm out!
Hey, really!
Stop it!
I'm out!
Stop it!
(screaming)
I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I screamed and yelled, but I can't stand it.
I can't do it.
You should go to bed.
Yes.
(snoring)
(dramatic music)
Except Matsumoto!
Out!
Who did it?!
Why me?!
(screaming)
Hey!
I really can't do it!
I'm really going to take this.
I really don't think this is good.
What's wrong with you?
It's about time, but it's already been 10 minutes.
Do you have a bath?
Who did it?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
This is too much!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
How many minutes left?! Tell me!
Hey!
This is too difficult!
Who is out?
Matsumoto is out
Matsumoto san?
Ouch
Wait a minute
I can't do it anymore
Wait a minute
Nintendo
Wait a minute
I can't do it anymore
In "My Science Professor"
Hosei fights against that character
Science rice?
That's right
You can't do it
With an unexpected person
A big chaos
Hosei
You can't do it
Ouch
Matsumoto san is out
You can't do it
With "My Science Professor"
You can't do it
With "My Science Professor"
"My Science Professor" is broadcast at 3pm on Moakuso Channel.
Please watch it!
What did you do?
"Kid's DVD and Blu-ray" Part 22
"Absolutely Not To Laugh At" "Famous Detective" Part 24
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"Absolutely Not To Laugh At" "My Science Professor" Part 24
This year is the 11th year.
The strongest and most luxurious lineup will broadcast!
If you think I'm just a guy...
I'll eat you up with my own hands!
"Absolutely Not To Laugh At" "My Science Professor" Part 24
Broadcast at 3pm on Moakuso Channel!