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Emergency special edition! Tonight, school members will choose the best of "absolutely not to laugh" special!
Now, there are only two weeks left until "Don't Laugh, Scientist".
I don't know which show this is and when it will air and I don't know which song it is.
You know the song, don't you?
Which song is it?
It's "Nitteru".
It will air on December 18th.
Yes, it's too early for it to air on December 18th.
"Nitteru", which is said to be in the best condition at the moment...
Okay, I'll do my best.
Let's do our best.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's only two weeks left until "Don't Laugh, Scientist" airs.
So, we're going to choose the most memorable "Don't Laugh, Scientist" story from the past...
I see.
Well, there are a lot of them.
It's hard to choose.
It's hard.
Today, among the "Don't Laugh, Scientist" series that aired on New Year's Day for the past ten years...
We're going to announce the best scenes chosen by each band member!
"No Way!" was interesting.
Yes, it was.
"Mikisa-kun's...what's-his-name-like thing" was interesting.
It's "kaputapura".
"Kaputapura".
It's "kapi."
I'm not sure if it's "kapi".
Can you please say it?
Do you know that?
Isn't "kaputapura" a bit hard?
Can you say it...?
Who's in charge of it?
It's me!
Thank you very much.
Now, in Matsumoto Endo's heart...
Is there any more?
What's that?
That's right.
It's difficult.
It's funny.
If you eat too much, it's not good.
That's right.
If you put too much effort in it, you'll get nervous.
That's right.
Now, Endo-san will start.
I understand.
Endo has chosen from his past ten years of works...
What is the best scene that shouldn't be laughed at?
Now, I'm here...
Endo's family...
Where are you from?
If I look around...
Where are you from?
When Hotelman was 24 years old...
When we went to the check-in counter...
I remember.
They came down the escalator.
That's right.
It seems like it's the first time for the whole family.
At the time, your father was a big winner, right?
He was even a zombie at the end!
That's right!
Is this person still alive?!
With such a cheap look...
I don't think he has a family anymore.
He's been doing a lot of things.
He's been coming out all the time.
From this area...
It's not normal for my family to come out.
That's right.
It's like a regular thing.
Even if it's a little bit...
I think the staff was also careful.
Even if I say it, I'm an amateur.
I'm sorry.
Something like that.
From this area...
My father is weak...
Director Takahashi-kun.
Takahashi-kun?
My father said...
I hate him.
He's a passionate man.
Takahashi-kun...
I know you're doing your best.
From that area...
Behind the scenes...
He's been doing a lot of things.
I know.
Your family is doing a lot of things for you.
Thank you so much.
There's no one like you.
The Best of May Scene
This is the first scene of the Endo Family!
Everyone, this way, please.
Wow, this is amazing.
The five of them came to the airport lobby during their work.
Lobby, courier, line, system...
The Endo Family
This is the second entrance, please.
Next, you, Endo!
Yes!
Isn't it already written?
Endo!
Tanaka!
Tamada!
Takahashi!
Endo's family...
Family?
It stinks.
Endo's family...
Takahashi's family...
It's been a while.
What?!
Dad, dad, I'm your dad.
Take this!
No!
Hey, how are you?
It's been a while.
How are you?
It's been a while.
Yes.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
This is Endo's dad.
He's a barbershop.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you?
Nice to meet you.
Tamada!
Takahashi!
Tamada, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Tamada!
Yes?
It's been a year.
It's been a while.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Tamada!
It's been a while.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything.
I've lost so much weight.
Look at me.
What are you talking about?
What's going on?
Excuse me, but I heard you have a letter from your mother.
Could you read it for her?
Dear Shouzou,
It's been four years since I broke up with Chiaki,
but how are you?
Are you getting along with your new girlfriend, Masami?
Don't bring it up again.
"And I asked this in both "Women's Weekly","
is Masami an ex-beauty manager in her late twenties,
and are you still semi-single?
If that's the case,
please get married soon and find new happiness.
I've been quiet about it,
but when Shouzou was in junior high school,
she found a special erotic book in Shouzou's room,
and she felt really bad about it.
Dear woman,
don't do
such weird things.
Don't say that.
What are you saying?
Please don't do weird things.
Don't do weird things.
Thank you.
And even in this scene,
Endo's father...
What are you doing?
What are you doing, dad?
What are you doing?
Every time, we have an unexpected appearance of the Endo Family!
Hey!
Is that you?
Are you here to play with us?
Is that it?
You don't want to mix it up?
Endo family, what's going on?
It smells good, doesn't it?
What's going on?
It's like two girls singing together.
It's crazy, isn't it?
We'll show you a narrow wall!
A desperate pinch!
Hey, Hyoudo!
What's going on?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
We're from Konoha!
Endo! Endo! Endo!
Is it true?
World peace is...
Endo is... Mamoru is...
Endo is 67 years old.
Endo is 63 years old.
Endo is born!
Thank you for taking care of my son.
Not at all.
He's your uncle.
Endo, please take care of him.
Endo! Endo! Endo! Endo! Endo! Endo! Endo! Endo!
This year, they will have fun with what they wear!
All right!
Next up, the best scenes selected by Tanaka from past ten years are...
It's me,
but I chose this one.
I got a letter from my son, a member of the Earth Defense Forces.
Hosei-san was the first one to receive a letter from his family.
I was like, "What's going to happen? Is my family going to show up?"
- But it was over with emotion. - It was over with emotion.
To my beloved father...
Thank you for always doing your best at work.
Thanks to you working so hard, our family is able to eat well and be happy.
It's not only thanks to you, but also thanks to me. Thank you so much.
You can do it! I love you!
From the Earth Defense Forces of Yamasaki.
I thought the use of instruments had changed.
"Oh, this kind of touch is also..." "Is it like this this year?" When I was told like that,
in the end, I was selected for a thigh kick.
But you cried, didn't you? Honestly.
Yes, I did.
You were crying, weren't you?
Yes, I thought it would end like this.
I thought it would end like this, and in the end I was thigh kicked.
I was really, how should I say it... I was really moved.
As a father.
And, it's embarrassing to talk about it, but I was moved to the point of shedding tears.
In the end, I was selected for a thigh kick.
And...
It's unstable every now and then.
Yes.
I can't organize myself.
I don't know how I felt.
After that, I felt like I was dropped.
Even now, when I think about it, I don't know how I felt at the time.
Oh...
It was amazing.
I don't know anymore.
I really don't know how I felt at the time.
How many times have you said it?
No, it's really not like that.
If you say you're going to ride this railroad like this...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
All of a sudden, you've become a linear motorist.
What's wrong with the railroad?
I'm not riding it! I'm not riding it!
Best of Famous Scenes Selected by Tanaka!
This is the thigh kick from his son's letter!
In terms of processing everything...
Even the DVD...
It's scary.
This is really...
It's scary.
I don't think it's only for Tanaka...
Is there anything different this year?
I think there is.
Of course, there is!
Well, it's strange for us to go forward and come back to ourselves like this.
Oh, that's right.
It's true.
This could really happen.
I don't want you to come back, but...
Go!
No, really...
Um...
Don't come to me.
Did you say it?
I said it.
Isn't it okay?
It might be a completely different taste.
I don't know at all.
People have feelings they want to convey.
To my father, who I love, I write a letter of gratitude for my feelings of gratitude that I can't usually convey.
This time, a nine-year-old boy who lives in Tokyo will convey his feelings of gratitude.
To my father, who I love, who always plays with me while I'm busy with work, I send you my first letter.
Thank you for watching.
I love my dad who plays with me when I have a day off from work.
But now I am tired and often sleep at home.
I am sorry for hitting my head with a ball when I wake up.
But I enjoy playing soccer with my dad in the park the most.
When my dad put me in a net with a string and told me that I would get better if I practiced lifting,
I was really happy when I could practice lifting and do it better than before.
Even though my dad is tired, I am happy that he comes to watch me play soccer.
When my dad came to watch me play soccer the other day, he praised me for my defense and told me that I should work harder.
My mom told me that my dad has never played soccer and I don't know much about it,
but he asks his friends about soccer and teaches them a lot.
Thank you for studying soccer for me.
When my dad goes abroad for work, thank you for taking care of my defense and taking it out of your desk.
My dad who always does weird things on TV.
Sometimes my friends say and laugh at me the next day,
but I think my dad is cool.
So next time, when my dad comes to watch me play soccer,
I will practice soccer as hard as I can so that he can show me how cool I am.
Thank you for everything, Dad. I love you.
Three years old, red hair, seven days.
Thigh kick.
What is this?
This is amazing.
What is this?
It's a shame.
We have no choice but to do our best.
Go ahead.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Endo, Out!
[Applause]
There were various emotions.
I see, this is how people are.
[Laughter]
Taikick was the first punishment in Japan.
Yes, it was.
Was Matsumoto the one who was brought in for Taikick as punishment?
That's right.
Taikick was considered as one punishment.
But now, it's considered as a punishment.
That's right.
I'm suffering from that punishment.
[Laughter]
Every year.
Every year, Taikick attacks Tanaka with both hands.
Tanaka!
Taikick!
[Laughter]
Will Tanaka be Taikick's executioner again this year?
Taikick!
Kosei, what's the best scene you shouldn't laugh at?
Kosei.
Yes.
What is it?
For me, it's this.
Of course.
If you say you shouldn't laugh at it, it's too much.
Of course.
At first, you didn't mean it like that, right?
That's right.
Staff-wise, too, right?
Yes. Do you remember? It was when I was in the hospital.
Yes!
That's when it started?
My health was breaking down.
Your health was breaking down and your intestines were broken.
Yes.
Your intestines were broken, right?
Yes.
Really. And you...
I have intestinal problems, so my intestines were broken.
That's right.
Intestines, intestines, intestines.
Intestines and shoulders...
Intestines and shoulders?
It's hard to understand.
Really, I was hospitalized for two weeks.
And at that time, the doctor said, "You can't do it anymore!"
"Are you going to die?" He got angry.
With my health like this...
Are you going to die because you're told you can't work like this?
No, I don't mind dying.
He said that?
Yes.
"Please let me do it!" He said.
"You're a man!" He said.
Really...
He said it so arrogantly...
The doctor said, "It's you!"
No, you...
I'm getting angry!
You...
That's right.
It's not like that, but...
You're a man!
It's not like, "You're a man!"
You're a man!
You're amazing!
You're a professional!
"You're a professional!" He said like that.
And the staff also said...
Actually, this is what the doctor said.
I'm sorry, but we can't do anything hard anymore.
There was such a background.
This staff said...
It's okay. This time it's a hospital.
But the setting is just a hospital, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The setting...
It's not related.
The setting is different.
There's no doctor here.
There's no one here.
But Takahashi said it's okay.
Takahashi said it's okay.
He's a good guy.
Takahashi said it's okay.
The Best of 0 Scene that Hosei chose!
First Just Winter!
It all started with the hospital work and the soon-to- be-started regular routine.
First Just Winter!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Before we start with our usual radio exercise, we have a report from a hospital-related person.
It seems that the handkerchief that the butterfly doctor cherished so much was on the east side.
The handkerchief has this pattern.
Everyone here, please check your pockets.
The person who has this pattern is the culprit.
Thank you.
It's this pattern.
Suspect, come forward.
Come forward. Get up.
Why do you have it?
I don't know.
Get up!
I don't know.
Why do you have it?
I don't know. I'm sorry. I really don't know.
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
Yes, I really don't know.
Didn't you see it?
I'm really sorry.
Wait a minute. I'm really sorry.
Didn't you see it?
I'm sorry.
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
I don't know.
Why do you have it?
Get up!
I'm sorry.
Suspect, come forward.
Come forward.
Why do you have it?
I don't know.
Ouch!
Wait a minute. I really don't know.
It's not over yet.
I'm sorry.
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
Wait a minute. Am I okay?
Shut up!
I have a hole in my intestines.
It's okay because it's a hospital.
It's not a hospital.
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
What are you doing?
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
Didn't you see it?
You're lying and stealing in this hospital.
Ouch!
I'm sorry, sir.
Let's go.
It hurts.
I won't do it again.
Please forgive me this time.
You have the right.
Please forgive me this time.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You want to work here, don't you?
Yes.
Right?
I'll work hard.
Get out of here.
Please.
You can't.
No!
Shut up.
Forget it!
Ouch!
Ouch?
Please hold it.
I'm serious.
Hurry up and stop it.
I can't.
Let's stop it.
- Let me go to the hospital! - One more time.
- No, one more time! - No, you can't!
- You can't show up in the hospital! - I'm going to the hospital!
- Hospital?! - Yes!
- Why you... - Huh?
- Doesn't it matter? - You have to come back more and more.
- I'm not energetic! - You're full of energy.
- Huh? - I'm full of energy.
I'm really sorry! I'm sorry!
- He's serious! - What's wrong with you?
- He's serious! - I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
- Please do it. - I understand.
- Huh? - Can you do it anymore?
- I can't do it anymore.
- I can't do it. - No.
- Okay, I'll kick you!
- Kick me in the butt. Kick me in the butt. - Okay.
- Kick me in the belly. - No, not in the belly.
- In the belly. - In the stomach. - Okay, in the stomach.
- Please don't do it in the stomach. - In the stomach.
- Okay.
Hamada, Tatsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Aso ...
I read about it on the internet.
Last year, Hamada didn't interview you, right?
Yes, yes.
An article about it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Did you interview Chono?
I interviewed Chono and asked him, "Why didn't you get a pinta?"
Yes, yes, yes.
In that article, Chono asked me why I didn't get a pinta because I'm an amateur.
I didn't get a pinta because I'm an amateur who gets pintas.
I said, "I'll do my best because you're a pro, Hosei."
You're a pro.
There's no such thing as a pro!
Chono and Hosei's pinta game was a big hit on New Year's Eve.
Wait a minute!
You should apologize first!
No, Mr. Chono, I'm really sorry.
Yes, yes, I'll do it! Wait a minute!
Apologize.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Apologize!
Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
No more! No more!
Will Hosei receive the lecture of "cowardlyness" again this year?
Next, Matsumoto chooses "best of laughable famous scenes" from past 10 years of work.
As a comedian, I thought we should do it again.
It's "Tetsu and Tomo" by Tokuma-san.
After this, Tokuma-san often appears in this show.
His finishing is...
He won again this year.
How much did he practice?
His quality is so high.
He has been chased by Takahashi for a few days.
Takahashi is amazing.
Matsumoto chooses "best of laughable famous scenes" from past 10 years of work.
Gather together and take a picture together, peace!
When you look at the finished picture, there is always someone like this
With half-opened eyes, everyone is staring at you
Why?
Is it western style? Is it western style? Is it western style?
Next, Hamada will choose the best scene of "Don't Laugh" from past 10 years.
Hamada will choose the best scene of "Don't Laugh" from past 10 years.
Hamada chose the best scene of "Don't Laugh" from past 10 years.
I am Ishikawa.
I will teach you today.
I will show you three subjects.
The first subject is "seisoin".
The second subject is "meat water".
This is...
It's not like this, is it?
It's really a pain in the ass!
Ouch! I sneezed!
Well then, I'd like to start the experiment.
First of all, even if you light a candle like this, it won't move at all.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
I've always wanted to try this.
It doesn't move at all like this, does it?
Yes, it moves.
Let's try the second one.
I'll drop it towards the warm water.
Ouch!
It's really a pain in the ass!
Ouch! That was a pain in the ass!
Did you see that, everyone?
It doesn't move at all like this.
Shall we try it with six candles?
How does it feel like to do it like this?
It feels great!
It's really a pain in the ass!
Hamada, what do you think of it?
It's really a pain in the ass!
This is why you love Hamada so much, isn't it?
Next, even if you hit it with slippers like this, it won't move at all like this.
It's really a pain in the ass, isn't it?
Of course it is.
Ouch! That was a pain in the ass!
It's really a pain in the ass!
I'm sorry, but I'm going to drink it.
You're really a pain in the ass!
Ouch! Ouch!
You couldn't move until I took it off, right?
I don't like it!
In the past, we've had a lot of big guests, but...
Yes, it's the gorgeous guest people who color "Don't Laugh!"
Maeda Bibaru's appearance was sensational, too.
It was a big hit.
Endle.
It was Endle's time.
It was around that time.
Don't Laugh!
By the way...
Endle.
Endle is from...
Yamasaki.
Out!
Endle?
By the way, Endle...
Yes?
I'll ask you one last time...
Yes?
Do you love me?
Huh?
Yes!
Hohoho, Endle! Do you love me?
Ahahaha, Endle!
Hamada.
Hatsumoto.
Out!
There were about ten of them.
It was really funny.
I've brought the five detectives.
Oh, you're here!
Oh, good, good.
The Detective of Yamasaki
Yamasaki.
I'd like to ask you about this article.
Oh, it's an article.
Please.
Huh? Which one? Which one?
The Detective of Yamasaki
Oh, Katahira-san, right?
Yes.
The Detective of Yamasaki
Ah, I barely made it today as well.
Yamada, Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Yamagami, Asou...
What's up with you?!
No, it's just...
What's up with you?!
My judgment is...
You.
Yes?
What's your name?
Ah, I'm Hamadassa.
Hamadassa.
And your last name?
Ah, Masatoshi.
Ah...
By the way, what's your father's name?
Ah...
Kengoro.
Huh?! Kengoro?!
Ishida-san wasn't very funny, though.
Is that so?
Yeah, he had a sense of humor.
Yeah, that's right.
He didn't show up.
Yeah, he didn't show up.
He had a sense of humor.
Yeah, he didn't show up.
He had a sense of humor.
Ouch!
Everybody, out!
I heard about it from your son.
Your wife was making stir-fried meat.
She told you to heat it up and eat it.
You heated up the stir-fried meat.
And you've been sitting around for a while.
As you were talking, you got hungry.
Why can't I eat a side dish?
You said and ate a bowl of rice.
It's Yoshiko Mita.
Yoshiko Mita was a hamada.
She touched her own house.
It was a shock.
Oh, teacher!
Your situation is...
There, there!
A little more there!
It's wide!
Come here!
Hold it!
Can you do it?
Hold it firmly!
Yes, I'm holding it firmly!
Hold it firmly!
I'm holding it!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
It's stuck, isn't it?
Everyone, out!
That "Don't Laugh" series will be aired again this year.
The famous scenes in the series are being streamed on Hulu.
Not only "Don't Laugh", but also many other gorgeous guests will appear!
Headmaster!
Good morning, editor-in-chief.
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
A short story.
Seiga Hiraizumi was born in Tanabata.
Hey, Hotaru, Jun, what are you doing?
Are you going to flirt with my man?
If you say so.
Prepare yourself!
But that's not the end of the story!
Well, I'll show you what I'm made of.
Watch carefully.
It looks like a dog!
Marco!
No!
You face actor!
No!
Marco is good at acting with his face like this!
Here! Den!
Degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, degen, den!
No!
Marco!
What are you doing?
No!
Masakazu! Masakazu! Masakazu!
Masakazu! Masakazu!
Die, you idiot!
I won't die! I won't die!
Because I love you!
Because I will make you happy!
Get up!
That was close!
Not only did he get caught, but also this guy!
What did he say?
I love Gaki Tsuka and I really want to meet him every time.
Yotsunbai!
Come on!
Yotsunbai!
Ouch!
That was amazing!
Variety show!
This is not a variety show!
This is a documentary!
I don't want this!
No!
I did it!
And there is this person!
It's Kajiro!
I'm doing MMA. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I got caught!
Alright!
Good job, good job! You got caught!
It hurts!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Poor thing!
You're back already, right?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes!
Good boy!
Thank you!
This is scary!
You can't raise your head!
This is scary!
Stop it!
He's crying.
Kid's Sky News!
Everyone, out!
The series "Can't Laugh, Can't Do It"
is being streamed live on video streaming service Hulu!
Can't Laugh, Can't Do It
Even this year's New Year's Eve,
glamorous blind people are participating!
Popular actor Suzuki Ryohei, who starred in "Tiger Drummer"!
And ultra-talented actor Kamikawa Takaya!
Furthermore, young and number one handsome actor Matsuzaka Tori!
It was my first time appearing on "Can't Laugh, Can't Do It"
and I was really nervous.
But working with all of you,
or rather, being in the same scene,
or rather, being in the same space,
was really an honor.
I was so nervous I couldn't speak at all.
And the great actress Yuko Asano also participates in the show!
I've always wanted you to show us "Don't Laugh" so I was very happy. Thank you very much!
What kind of laughter traps will these gorgeous viewers set up?! Please look forward to it!
And finally, let's have Hosei-san say something you absolutely want to see!
I want to do something like that!
If you say you won't see it, it's no good!
If you say you won't see it...
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry, I'll get you some water.
No, no, please don't give me water.
This is a middle-sized stage.
It's a big game.
I'm sorry, it's a big game.
If you say you won't see it...
If you say you won't see it, it's no good!
I'll hit you in the butt!
Come on!
What are you doing?
Hey!
If you say you won't see it, it's no good!
I'll hit you in the butt!
One word.
I will!
Go ahead!
I'm not holding the camera.
Oh, it's on now.
When you say "go ahead," you only show half of your face.
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