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Why don't you use a kid for the first time?
Huh? Huh?
I'm sorry. I'll say it again.
Why don't you use a kid for the first time?
He's the most...
I can't laugh at all.
It's not funny at all.
Did you get hit by your wife?
What's wrong with you?
I don't do it. I don't do it about two days before.
I'll do my best.
Are you okay?
Tanaka, you do it.
Use a kid for the first time only!
That's for sure!
It's your chance!
I'm sorry.
Use a kid for the first time only!
I understand him the best!
You're going to win anyway!
Suzuki Fuku-kun!
Mr. Tanaka and Ms. Hawa are both men, as you know.
I'm four years old.
Not quite yet.
I've never seen men's clothes before.
I've never cared about it.
So I think I'm at a disadvantage this time.
But I'm sure I'll win.
You're strong, aren't you?
Of course.
With his love and acting skills, he appears in many films.
He's a charismatic member of the Koyakutai.
Can the members choose clothes that will suit them?
Yes!
I'm wearing a school uniform.
School uniform!
Oh!
I don't like it, but...
Yes!
I'm wearing a school uniform.
Oh!
I'm wearing a school uniform.
Oh!
You're all grown up.
When I was a teenager, I was about this tall.
I think I'm about this tall now.
That's right.
Are you saying you're a human dog or something?
I'm 12 years old.
How old were you back in the day?
I was in sixth grade...
No, no...
No?
No, no...
Six years old, six years old.
Are you particular about fashion or not?
Hmm...
If you ask me...
I don't think I am.
You don't?
Recently...
I've been choosing the clothes I wear to school.
Oh!
First of all, the members look for tops and one- point items that look good on Fuku-kun Suzuki and go to the shop of their choice.
He's a cute boy, isn't he? He's a boy, isn't he?
But I can't say he's cute forever.
I think it's okay for him to graduate and become a cool Fuku-kun when he's cute.
I'm sure he's going to graduate and become a cool Fuku- kun when he's cute.
I think it's okay for us to wear.
They look for tops and one-point items that look good on Fuku-kun and go to the shop of their choice.
But I think this size is pretty small for me.
I think it would be cute if a child wore this.
It's cool, isn't it?
It changes a lot when you get older.
I like this kind of place.
It's good. It's good.
What kind of image do you have of Fuku-kun?
Fuku-kun doesn't care about fashion very much.
He's the type of guy who fights with his mind.
Is this okay?
How much is this?
It's expensive!
17,000 yen.
It hurts when you lose.
Right?
I'd like you to put it on Fuku-kun.
There is a smaller one like this.
You can put it on Fuku-kun in a stylish way.
How about this?
Well, is it a little bad?
Is this Fuku-kun a little different?
To be presented with high quality sunglasses from the beginning
I think it will be a wonderful gift for that person's life.
I see, I see.
Can you find sunglasses that suit Fuku-kun?
I'm a middle school student, but I think I'm a little old and want to stretch my back.
Suzuki Fuku-kun...
I think it will probably suit me.
But I have to attack it a little.
I don't know where it went.
Isn't this fashionable?
It's good, it's good.
It's really good.
I will decide on this.
On this day, Matsumoto was most difficult to find items.
I'm a junior.
Matsumoto couldn't find the items he had in mind.
Matsumoto continues to walk around the shopping mall.
Did he find an item that suits Fuku-kun?
This time, Fuku-kun will take home the items chosen in first place.
The items chosen in second place will be purchased by the buyer himself.
First of all, we will introduce the items that will suit Fuku-kun.
That's right. If you don't know what it is, you won't know what it is.
Yes, we would like to take this one.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Okay, Fuku-kun.
Is it "kusarerakugo"?
Who is "kusarerakugo"?
Is it "hagerakugo"?
Who is "hagerakugo"?
Please don't say it with that voice.
Okay, Fuku-kun, here you go.
Thank you.
I'm sure you like it.
Fuku-kun, please open it and take a look.
Oh, it's really cute.
It's cute.
There is something amazing.
We don't know what it is, though.
It's interesting.
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's interesting.
Is there any way of using it?
Is it fashionable?
Yes, it's fashionable.
It's not like putting something in it, is it?
It's just coming out.
It feels like it was chosen by someone who hates it.
It's not like that.
It's coming out, isn't it?
Is it coming out, Fuku-kun?
It's not like that.
It's not like "is it this?"
It started with a minus sign.
I'm sorry, but please don't say that.
Next, the top store that Kanaka chose.
I'm a father-child setting, and I've been co- starred twice as a parent and child.
I'm a sixth-year student and my child is also a sixth- year student boy.
I think I know what Fuku-kun likes.
You know about Fuku's usual private life, right?
That's not fair!
What are you doing?
That's not fair!
It's not fair, is it?
That's not fair, is it?
Give me the money!
I'm sorry, but please don't say that.
I chose this one.
It's cool!
The size is important.
Did you hear it? It's cool!
So, it's about the same size as Fuku-kun.
Can you try it on?
It's a little big, but...
The size is important, isn't it?
I don't like big things.
That's why I chose this color.
I think it's a color that leaves a little bit of cuteness and cuteness.
Can you turn around and show me the back?
There's nothing in the back.
But it doesn't suit you.
It suits you.
You look like someone from Kansai Electric Power Company.
I chose this color because I thought you'd have a little bit of cuteness and cuteness.
You look like someone from Kansai Electric Power Company.
Can you try it on?
It's scary!
You look like someone from Kansai Electric Power Company.
The third one is Hamada. What kind of tops will he show us?
I have something in common with Tanaka. I am a middle school student, so I am an adult now.
I have a cool outfit. It means "come closer to me".
You look like Hamada.
I don't want to come closer to you, Marufuku.
What is this?
I see.
Wow.
I have something in common with Tanaka.
It means "come closer to me".
It says "come closer to me".
I want you to choose one.
I don't like this kind of style.
There were other cute styles.
I don't like this style.
Why? It doesn't suit you.
It doesn't suit you?
It doesn't suit you.
No, no, no.
You can't tie it up.
It's not good.
You can't wear it like this.
You are Hamada.
You can't walk like this.
If you walk like this, people will look down on you.
You can wear it until summer.
Next, what is the top store that suits Marufuku?
I have something in common with Tanaka.
What is it?
It's a funny T-shirt.
It's ugly.
Don't say that!
It's embarrassing.
It's good for a four-year-old girl's son.
It's really good!
Fuku-kun, you can be angry!
It's good for a four-year-old girl's son's son.
It's funny and funny.
It's decided.
He likes it.
The last one is Endo.
What is the top store that suits Fuku-kun?
Fuku-kun loves baseball.
He especially likes Hiroshima Carp.
It's not fair to say that.
I know what it is.
It's red.
Are you a comedian?
It suits you.
It's scary.
Hiroshima is not like that.
This is a little... Yamagami brothers.
Are you from Asakusa?
Are you from Asakusa and you're standing on stage?
When you're wearing a shirt like this, you're wearing like this.
Yes, of course.
Look at his sleeves.
When you're in front of him, you'll be bullied.
So...
Is it okay for me to choose clothes from here to here?
No, it doesn't matter.
You can choose what you like.
I need a super necktie.
Which of these is your favorite top suit?
As I said, this is a little depressing.
We're nervous.
Let's go.
Which is the first one?
This one!
I like black and gold. I like colors like black and gold.
I like the color.
To be honest, I don't think it's the first one.
Which is the second one?
This one.
Yes!
Which is the third one?
The third one is...
Ah!
I don't like Billy.
He is just too serious.
Then, which one is your least favorite?
This is the last one.
I know the impact of the entertainment world.
Don't be so critical.
Don't say it like that.
It's time for you to say it.
Well then, let's meet again...
Well, really...
I don't like it anymore.
Please.
Of course you don't like it.
I don't like it.
Why me? What's wrong with me?
Why is it not good?
I like carp and I like red, but...
Yes, you do.
I don't think it's very cool.
The color and design are bad.
I don't like it.
Now, it's time for the one-point items that look good on Fuku-kun.
First of all, what is the one-point item that looks good on Fuku-kun that Hamada chose?
I'll go first.
Yes, please.
Oh, it's big!
The bag is kind of scary.
It's a reasonable size.
I don't care about the color of the bag. It's an item.
It's an item.
Huh? What's that?
Thank you.
Oh, you're cheating!
You're cheating!
Oh, come on, Fuku-kun, don't make that shiny face!
You're really cheating!
You're looking at me like you're looking at a normal Santa Claus!
That's cheating!
As a junior high school student, shouldn't you destroy things like this, Mr. Talent?
You can't do that!
I haven't put my middle age yet, but when I get older and become a junior high school student, it'll be just right.
Just right!
See?
So cool!
Next up is Tanaka!
Will he be able to grab Fuku-kun's heart following the tops?
I understand what Hamada-san is trying to say.
In that sense, Fuku-kun, could you please choose this one?
It's for raising boys.
What's that?
Ah, that kind of thing.
That's right. Sunglasses.
Wow, this is subtle.
I don't know about this.
Wow, I don't know about this!
I don't know about this!
Of course, I've made it smaller so even kids can wear it.
As I said earlier, I think it's between adults and Fuku-kun, so I chose this color.
No, no, this is cute.
Next, Matsumoto will present Fuku-kun a one-point item that looks good on him!
You know, Fuku-kun, I'm more of a fun person.
I don't want you to be taken to a world of serious adults like that.
No, but middle school...
Huh?!
Are you kidding me?!
Huh?!
You're mean!
What are you doing in middle school?!
What is it, Matsumoto-san?!
You're in middle school, aren't you?!
What do you want to do, Fuku-kun?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Isn't it super cute?!
No, no, no, no!
Hey, Matsumoto-san, you're in bad shape today!
That's right!
You're in a shark's house!
What do you want me to do?!
You're in a shark's house?!
No, no, no!
I want you to take it off already!
No, no, no!
Take it off!
Next, what is Fuku-kun's one-point item that Hosei has chosen?!
There's a lot of things you can wear!
That's not true!
Fuku-kun will now take off the most necessary item!
Go ahead!
What could it be?
Oh!
A rhino.
Whoa!
It's disgusting!
This is disgusting!
Ugh!
It's, like, real!
Disgusting!
It's like...
A sea urchin!
A rhino's sea urchin!
Ugh!
You can't catch it.
It's rotten!
It is!
A sea urchin!
Whoa!
Nice?
It's excellent, Uku-kun!
It's becoming popular!
I want to find it!
It's becoming popular!
It's becoming serious!
Have you ever thought about whether you want to hold it or not?
It's fun and you can put a lot in it.
It opens up at the mouth.
Yes, it opens up at the mouth.
You know it well.
If you forget to close it, everything will fall out.
It's fun.
Endo chose the one-point item that was the most popular.
I did the same thing with Hoho-san, I chose a bag.
When I go to junior high school in the future,
I thought it would be nice to have a fashionable bag, so I chose this.
Thank you.
Bags are difficult.
I think you'll be surprised.
What you saw earlier will happen.
What is this?
Look, what is this?
What is this?
What is it?
You'll be surprised, won't you?
You're a hero!
Which one is it?
Excuse me!
Which one is it?
You're a hero!
Excuse me!
Which one is it?
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It looks like a bag like God's, it looks like it's cheap, but inside...
It's not like it looks like it's cheap, but inside...
Just one look, right?
But this...
It's not like that.
It's solid inside and...
Is it something you'd put croquettes in?
It's not like that.
The material of the bag is like...
It's like the type of bag you'd eat croquettes in.
It's like that, right?
It's funny, isn't it? Let's eat croquettes.
Let's put it in a big jumbo croquette and eat it.
It's funny, isn't it?
Out of these, which is your favorite one-point item?
Are you going to fight Masuo and Endo again?
No, no, no.
Even if I say it, even if I say it...
Shiro likes men and animals.
And I like men and monkeys.
Please turn around.
Turn around and tell me, which is your favorite one-point item?
Please!
This one.
Yes!
Take it away!
Wow, that's cool.
Right? It's cool.
You're a middle school student and you're already good at that.
Isn't that your hidden language?
Which one is second place?
You're confident, aren't you?
You know it, don't you?
Yes!
You got it again!
You got it again in one-two!
You really raised a great child.
Well, you're still in the middle of it, but that's how it is.
There's still hope.
I'd like you to take a look at the picture above.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'd like to discard it.
You don't know, do you?
All right!
It was disadvantageous for us.
All right!
It's difficult.
Which one is third place?
Take it away!
All right!
Oh, that one!
Thank you, Soyan Knuckles!
I didn't think you'd lose to me.
Well, it's funny and...
It's like a kamibukuro.
I see.
It's really funny.
If it's like that, it's like a shark.
What's left is Matsumoto's shark hat and Hosei's shark bag.
Which one is third place?
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Matsumoto's shark hat and Hosei's shark bag.
Which one is third place?
Bungo, I can book a lot of things.
Let's not do that, Bungo.
No, it's amazing!
All right, Bungo!
Please choose one.
Really?
Which one do you not want the most?
Go ahead!
No, no, no.
I don't want it.
You're lying!
What's your reason for being sharp?
Well...
Put it back on.
Why am I sharp?
I really look good in it.
His teeth are sticking out.
I really look good in it.
Why not?
You're too cute.
That's right.
It's warm.
It's warm and I like it.
But if you put it on like that, people will think you're stupid.
Right.
There's no place for me to wear it.
That's right.
Maybe you should dry it?
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