AISubs v3.4
At one of the hot springs, there was a hotel for liars.
Why are you so angry?
No, I'm not angry.
I forgot how it started.
Oh, I see.
Did it start with "two"?
Oh, I see.
All-in, impromptu, hotel for liars!
The person whose name is drawn and whose name comes up will tell a lie to someone!
The person whose name is drawn has to tell a lie until all-in comes up and a "yes" comes up!
Here I go.
Okay, let's do it.
Um...
When I was a student...
I don't know if it was decades ago...
I went to Onmyoji's specialized school.
Oh, you did.
I still go there.
Onmyoji's?
Yeah.
What's Onmyoji's?
I don't know much about it.
Ordinary people go there.
Oh, this is...
It's a card.
To be honest with you, I have a Visa card.
If you have enough points for it, you can go there.
You can go there with that?
With Visa points?
I think you can go there.
Really?
With benefits.
If you've been going there for years...
You can go there with special points.
You can go to a hotel...
Yes, yes.
Or a commercial area.
I know, I know.
But if you go further back...
Further back?
You might be able to go to Onmyoji.
"Maybe"?
That's how you say it.
You might be able to go there.
You can't go there.
But...
It's low-key.
Come on!
I've been going there for 20 years.
Really?
How many points can you get there?
58,000 points.
That's a lot of points.
That's what everyone does in Matsusaka-abushi.
If you have that many points...
That's a lot of points.
It's hard to get that many points.
But you know...
At this age...
You don't get a lot of beef.
When you were young...
You'd get 100, 200, 300 points.
Let's go all out today.
I don't care about that anymore.
Do you know Etog?
Of course I know.
I've been doing it for 20 years.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
I really don't know.
Disbanding youkai.
Or capturing youkai.
Eating youkai?
Do you eat youkai?
Sometimes I eat youkai.
The small ones.
I don't want to say it.
Tell us.
I didn't know.
If you say it too much, you'll get caught.
Tell us.
How do you get caught?
It depends on the type of youkai.
To put it simply,
if you think of Japanese or Japanese version of Ghostbusters,
it's easy to understand.
There's a machine over there.
I've seen something like this before.
Something like this.
They lure you over there.
With bananas or something like that.
When I wake up in the morning, I get caught a lot.
It looks like an insect.
It comes with a banana.
It looks like a beetle.
What do you do with it?
It depends on the type of youkai.
If you're hungry, you eat it.
Do you eat it?
Do you eat it as it is?
You can eat it in an instant.
That's what it says.
That's what you say.
You have to break it.
You have to break the barrier.
You have to eat it as it is.
How do you break it?
You have to break the barrier.
I can't see it with my brain right now.
You can't see it with your brain?
It's been 20 years. Do you remember it?
I remember it.
This time, I'll show you.
It's thick.
Do you eat it as it is?
There are big youkais, right?
How big have you ever seen?
The biggest youkai.
I think it's about this big.
It's big.
I don't know about you guys.
It's big.
It's usually this big.
It's usually like this.
Youkai is not like that.
You have never seen youkai before.
You have decided the size of youkai.
But you say it's small.
It's disgusting.
Shut up!
I won't say it.
I'm an amateur.
I don't know about youkai.
Have you ever been asked to do something?
Yes, I have.
It's about the world.
It's only about youkai.
You can't see them.
They climb and get off.
Do you get paid for that?
I say it's not about money.
But in the end, I get paid.
You're right.
But you eat it, don't you?
I do, I do.
You probably didn't know about it.
I didn't know about it.
Have you ever run away after eating it?
Wow, that's scary!
You run away with one leg.
Wow, that's scary!
Yes, Mr. Endo.
You came to Gaki the other day, but you're from Ryuchel, right?
Ryuchel, yes.
Mr. Hoa, you're not that far away from your relatives, are you?
What?!
Like your parents.
Oh, so you're somewhere far away?
No, I was just wondering if you'd say that.
What do you mean?
Are you relatives?
What do you mean?
Relatives?
Do you call them relatives?
My dad's little sister's son.
They're relatives.
Relatives...
What do you mean by relatives?
They're pretty close relatives.
That close?
You two would get along if you were that close, right?
We've never met, but...
Well, he was cute.
But you didn't say anything like that when we met the other day.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a comedian.
And Ryuchel is a fashion person.
So when I say "comedian" and "fashion", I don't mean anything like that.
You don't mean anything like that, do you?
You talk about variety shows all the time.
I can't do that.
Is it hard for you?
No, it's hard for me.
I feel like I'm watching myself because I'm a relative's son.
But you've been talking about it lately.
Didn't you contact him before Gaki came?
No, he actually came.
He texted me and said, "I'm going to see Hosei- chan and Gaki next time, so I hope we get along."
He asked me to mess with him a little.
Who asked who?
Ryuchel.
Ryuchel asked...
Who?
Me.
He asked you to mess with me?
But you never do that, do you?
I don't do it, but it's like "mess with me" in Osaka dialect.
It's hard for me to understand.
Is it hard for you to understand me?
It's really hard for me to understand you.
Who gave you the name "Ryuchel"?
My mother gave me the name "Ryuchel".
Is it your real name?
No, it's my real name.
Is it your real name?
It's not my real name "Ryuchel".
It's "Ryuche".
"Ryuichi".
"Ryuichi" is your real name?
So it's not your real name "Ryuchel" at all, is it?
So it's not your real name "Ryuche" at all, is it?
So it's "Ryuichi" at all, is it?
I said it's "Ryuchel" at first.
I said it's "Ryuche" at first.
I misunderstood it as my real name, but when I asked him to tell me the truth, it was "Ryuchi".
I told you everything!
I'm not lying! I'm not lying! I'm not lying about the beauty salon either.
What is that?
What's that?
Like you're not dating the real thing?
Oh, it's Peko-chan.
Ah, I'm sorry. It's Peko-chan and...
A. Nakazuchi.
So it's as you reported?
Yeah, it was a little crazy for a second.
It was really crazy for a second, but my dad came in, and I came in, and...
And it somehow worked out.
How did it work out?
Oh, you don't know?
Yeah, I don't know.
Ah, I think I told you. It was just Rachel and...
Rachel?!
This guy is terrible.
This guy is really terrible.
Rachel?!
What can you do with your own body?
Seriously?!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Let's go!
Hamada-san.
Yes, Hamada-san.
Tanaka, you know...
You fought with your manager a lot earlier.
What's wrong? You're so angry, Tanaka.
I've never seen you this angry before.
Um...
Well, to put it simply...
I'm sorry. I couldn't stand it.
Um...
It exploded.
Tanaka exploded?
Um...
He makes fun of me.
Of me.
That's not easy to think about.
Your manager makes fun of you.
First of all, he hates me.
Your manager?
He said that?
Yes, he did.
I don't like it.
I don't like it, but he made it clear.
Did you ask why?
I did.
He doesn't like me.
I don't like it, either.
I don't like it.
He said he doesn't like it.
First of all, he makes fun of me, who he doesn't like.
What do you mean you don't like me?
You don't like me, do you?
Me?
You don't like me, do you?
No, I don't.
Really?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but...
I don't like you, but I don't like me.
I didn't feel it at all.
I'm sorry for saying it in this situation, but I don't like it.
I don't like Kona Endo, either.
You're saying it as a whole.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
After the recording, I said I didn't like it.
I'm sure he'll say it again.
I didn't feel it today, either.
If you say it like that, you'll go crazy.
No matter where you are.
Every time you're done...
Did you say it before the recording?
I did.
He said it, too.
Yes.
"It's going to be fun today," he said.
So you said it and...
I said it and he said, "That's enough."
Every day, every day.
He saw it.
That's enough.
When you decided on "zip," didn't you say, "Do your best"?
You usually say that.
I don't say it.
He said, "What can you do with "zip"?"
Seriously?
I was shocked.
What did you say when you said "wow" out loud?
I said, "Stop saying things like 'boring' and 'stop it.'"
I said, "You'll go crazy."
I remember saying that.
The moment I said it, he hit me.
He hit me.
He said the worst thing possible and hit me.
I heard that Nukumizu-san was kicked in the bathroom.
No, he was in a bathhouse.
In Koji-machi's bathroom.
Where was it?
Right now, I don't think so, but people say my hair is getting thinner.
Your hair.
My hair is getting thinner.
I don't think so.
A hairdresser is very stingy.
He's stingy with scissors.
That's what I say, too.
When I'm told that my hair is getting thinner in various places,
I just tell my hairdresser that he's stingy with scissors.
I guess that's what I was told.
I think Nukumizu-san saw it.
Is he stingy with scissors?
Nukumizu-san, why did you say that?
Maybe you're stingy with scissors.
I said my hair was getting thinner.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I said that.
Oh, my.
All of a sudden?
All of a sudden.
Why?
It doesn't happen often.
I think you're stingy with scissors.
And you didn't say anything about Nukumizu-san.
That's right.
At first, I didn't know what you were talking about.
You said you were stingy with scissors.
Is your hair getting thinner?
I'm sorry. I don't know.
I really don't know.
Can I eat an orange?
No.
You can't.
Talk to me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't eat an orange while we're talking.
What's going on?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think you're just trying to show off how much you love me.
You're trying to show off how much you love me?
I'm just mad at you.
Where did you hear about me?
From there.
If you're going to go that far, how many times...
How many times do you want me to tell you?
I don't know.
Three times and how many times do you want me to tell you?
I don't know.
That's enough.
This is not funny at all.
Da-dun!
Oh!
Mr. Endo.
Everyone is surprised, but...
Mr. Hamada...
You've been hit by an airplane, right?
If you fall...
Like Tsubo...
There's a lot of things like that.
Explosives...
The ones with fireballs, right?
The ones with fireballs.
Yes, yes, yes.
But you wouldn't be alive if you did.
So I was wondering how you stopped it.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
I just...
held it down.
You could see it flying by, right?
You could.
Like, "Who the hell is flying this thing?"
Is there someone like that?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?!
I don't know.
Hey, hey!
Where is it?
Hey, hey!
Oh! There it is! There it is!
Come here! Come here! Come here!
Like that.
Where is the place?
When you're eating or...
Yes, yes, yes.
You have your instruments and stuff, right?
On my way home, I guess.
I park my car in the parking lot...
- He's totally planning it. - I think he was aiming for it.
- Have you seen him before? - No, not at all.
- Doesn't he look like a northern prefecture guy? - I don't know about prefecture, but he's a Mohican.
- So he's completely like a northern prefecture guy? - He's mischievous. - Mischievous?
- He's always like that. - What's he doing at first?
- What's he doing? - He's getting more and more unlucky.
- It's like this. - Like this.
- But you can go home right away. - Right, right.
- It's quick. - It's like "Whoa!"
- "Oh, no!" and you go like this. - "Oh, no!"
But you go home and you're like "Oh, I see."
- You were holding it. - You were cold.
- You were holding it. - You didn't know you should be cold for now.
I didn't know! It was getting sunny, so I thought I should be cold for now.
But it gradually cooled down.
- So you didn't do anything after that? - Nothing.
- You didn't do anything? - You suddenly got sunny again.
- You were in the bath. - You got sunny in the morning.
No, I didn't. But like Endo said, I used the bath and it got a little cold.
- That's no good, right? - I thought I shouldn't be hot.
- Why? - I thought I shouldn't be hot and I went out.
- You went out. - I stopped using it.
- I fell in love again. - You didn't say that!
- What did you use it for? - Ask Awamura-san.
- Tanaka-san! - Tanaka-san!
- Kanna! - Shh!
- Now he talks about our flight problem. - Yes.
Um, is of course it's not about that problem!
- Endo-san. - Yes.
- You were bitten by a zombie and miraculously came back to life. - Right.
Whether I came back or not, it's decided by you guys.
- Am I coming back? - No.
- Now I'm not sure about it. I think your soft talking is annoying as well! - No, but
To be honest, I think I can go back in time.
I do try to go back in time, but it's up to me.
Isn't that the same thing that happened with Hamada?
Are you okay?
No, not at all.
Are you serious? You got bitten by a zombie?
Yes, I got bitten.
Zombies are like that.
I just got bitten by a zombie.
Where were you?
I got out of the parking lot and got bitten.
Parking lot?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It was a different parking lot.
It came out of the back of Alford.
It came out of nowhere.
Was it that fast?
It was really fast.
How do you know it's a zombie?
It was really fast.
Ow, ow, ow!
It was about 11 or 12 at night.
It was sharp and my eyes were down.
What happens if you get bitten?
Ow, ow, ow!
I went home and told my wife to cool it down.
With what?
Ice cream.
It was in the fridge behind me.
What are you saying?
Don't say anything at the end.
It's Dahama-san.
Oh, it's me.
Matsumoto-san, I heard you're consulting with a company.
Yes, I am.
Is it about that?
What do you mean?
He said he wants to drill his right hand.
What do you mean?
"Is it okay for the company to do this?" He's been saying it for a long time.
Why do you want to do it?
I happened to be drinking with Dr. Takasu of the Takasu Clinic.
So I said, "Let's drill it."
Why do you want to do it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I was really determined, but in the end I decided to do it with two answers.
That's fast.
Why do you want to drill it?
I'm southpaw.
When I draw, I draw with my left hand.
Basically, if you have a left hand, you can do anything.
When I thought about it, I didn't know how much I was using my right hand.
Dr. Takasu told me, "Masumoto-kun, are you using your right hand?"
I was shocked.
I didn't say that.
I was scared.
So I said, "Let's do it."
But I took my shoulder off.
That's why you need a drill.
That's right.
This is like a nipper.
It's like a nipper.
Is this a drill?
No, it's a temporary hand.
I cut it once.
When I put it together, I realized it was like this.
I didn't know how to use it.
I'm sorry.
This is like a nipper.
I don't have a hand that I cut once.
So I'm using a temporary hand.
It's a little hard to move.
Can you move it normally?
If you say that, it will be unnecessary if you are conscious of it.
When do you use it?
When I'm not feeling well.
What do you mean?
I use it when I'm not feeling well.
That's dangerous.
I don't use it that much.
That's dangerous.
If you do it like that, it will pierce you.
Not only that, you can use it when you cook.
You can use it as an attachment.
You can use it like a string.
A string?
Do you use it?
I use it when I do push-ups.
I always use it.
You don't do push-ups that much, do you?
Matsumoto-kun, you can cook now!
Gahahaha
He said like that.
That's the bar's master.
You've been listening to the bar's master, haven't you?
I've been listening to the bar's master all the time.
That's a nasty story.
I think you can use it for other things, too.
Oh?
No, no.
That's a drill.
You can attach it to the tip of a drill.
You can use it as a drill, but you can use the tip of it.
It goes "chun, chun, chun, chun, chun, chun, chun, chun, chun, chun"
It makes you lie to yourself.
If you get into his gimmick, it's like, "Go ahead and do it."
Do it! Do it! Do it!
You should do it before that!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Even before that...