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In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
the prize money of 100,000 yen that you risk your life for just one bite of this is
Kiki melon bread!
It's the 40th episode.
Is there really such good food in this world?
The last correct answer is 3 years ago.
3 years ago.
It's about 5 years ago.
The end was last year.
The beginning was 4 years ago.
For Yama-chan,
it's 12 and a half years ago.
It's been 12 and a half years since I was born.
The rule is very simple.
You just have to find one melon bread that you've tried out of 10 kinds.
If you get it right, you'll get 100,000 yen.
Who will get it?
Maybe it's under my tongue.
It's saying that it's covering my head.
What should we do? Is your tongue okay?
Of course, it's fine.
It seems like your tongue is getting sensitive.
Because of my tongue, I haven't eaten anything for 3 months.
That's amazing!
So...
You haven't eaten anything for 3 months!
If you ever get naked, try doing it here.
There's a commercial for this.
The first challenger is Endo, who is currently working on his body.
Endo, who hasn't eaten anything for 3 months,
is the best melon bread in the military with 60 years of history.
If you eat it, you'll get a fragrant and sweet aroma spreading in your mouth.
It's been a while since I ate this.
It's sweet!
The smell?
It's insanely sweet!
Was melon bread this sweet?
Forget about it.
Okay, you can't use it.
Let's eat it.
Wow! It's so good!
My tongue is getting sensitive!
It's good, it's good, it's good!
It's really good!
It's good! It's really good!
My soul is screaming!
This is Yamasaki bread's melon bread.
This is...
I...
Wow, my sugar level is 11.7?
It's disgusting.
I used a lot of butter.
It's true, I used a lot of butter.
Here I go!
Remember.
Remember how moved I was.
It's good, right?
It's really good!
It's really good, but...
The surface is a little rough.
It's different.
I feel like it's a little harder.
The roughness is different.
The taste is...
This Yamasaki melon bread...
I feel like the butter is a little stronger.
This is a hint.
It's true, the butter...
The taste of sugar is strong.
But it's really good.
The one I ate...
is not Yamasaki melon bread!
Even so, I can't eat it that much anymore.
I'm really going to concentrate.
I want to choose one with a rough surface.
I'm going to choose this one.
Gunichipan.
Crunchy melon bread.
Here I go!
Gunichipan.
When you bite it, it smells good.
The sweet smell fills your mouth.
Did it spread earlier?
Here I go!
Gunichipan.
Gunmaken.
Ah, it's not "daichipan."
Gunichipan.
This is delicious, too.
Everything is delicious.
It's not fair to just say it's delicious.
It's not fair.
Ah, but it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's even sweeter.
It's not that sweet.
It's not like back in the day.
Yes.
It's even more moist in my mouth.
The one I ate is not "gunichimeronpan."
You idiot!
You haven't gone through anything!
You idiot!
What's with you?
You should have stuck it in.
You're right.
You should have done it.
Ah, I see.
He's angry.
He's stuck it in.
I'm scared.
Be careful.
Your head is more "sukasuka" than bread, isn't it?
Gunichi.
It was "gunichi."
How was it?
I couldn't tell.
I couldn't tell at all.
The first impact was so sweet.
Really?
The one I ate three months ago was bigger.
Wait a minute!
Thank you for saying that!
The one I ate was even better!
For that...
The hot "kikimeronpan" that cost a fortune!
Next up is "hamada," which hasn't been correct for four and a half years.
The question for "hamada" is...
pasco's sakufuwa melonpan.
The outside is crunchy and the inside is soft and moist.
Can you find this taste?
You have a bad taste.
What are you doing?
Melon bread has a characteristic on the surface.
What are you doing?
I will eat it.
How is it?
It is normal melon bread.
It is not very sweet.
When I put it in my mouth, I felt that it was not smooth.
I felt that it was a little rough.
Is there a pattern that Endo comes again?
Do you remember which Endo was?
Yes, this is it.
I will eat Endo's bread.
It is soft.
It is sweet.
Is it sweet?
It is sweet.
It is different.
It is delicious.
It is different.
It is too sweet.
The melon bread I ate is wrong.
Is it wrong?
It is good.
The melon bread I ate is sweet.
I will eat Fuji bread.
I don't know what to say.
It is not as sweet as before.
Was it this crispy before?
I don't know.
It wasn't as crispy as before.
The melon bread I ate is wrong.
Alright, you got two.
Next to it is pasco!
I feel like Kadontoko was softer. Why is it so crispy?
I feel like it's here!
But don't you feel like it's different?
Yeah.
Does it go away when you're troubled?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's the problem.
That's right.
So, should we pick gray or black?
Yeah, that's right.
All right! It's been a while, let's go forward!
We always end up doing "bang" over there, so let's go forward today.
What is it?
I'm surprised!
What would we do if we had the same face?
What I ate...
...was pasco's sakura melon bread!
What I like the most is melon bread
It's really been a while!
But melon doesn't go in, right?
Thank you!
This is amazing!
It's been four years!
It's been four years and eight months since we last met!
This is amazing!
It's been four years and eight months since we last met!
This is amazing!
Will they be able to keep up with Kamada?
The third person is Kanaka.
The ingredient is Okinawa Okiko melon bread.
The bread dough is fluffy and has a burnt butter flavor.
Will they be able to remember this taste?
It smells like that, doesn't it?
It's a little sweet.
It's a lie, isn't it?
It's sweet.
That's what everyone says, Kanaka.
There's no use for it.
He's already said there's no use for it.
It's stuck in my mouth, everyone.
But it's like it's right.
That's a must.
It's not as bad as it smells!
What?
It's sweet!
First of all, the melon bread that everyone said.
It's completely different!
I think I can do it!
What I ate is not a melon bread.
Why is it completely different?
The one I ate was more moist.
The other one was more crispy.
What?
It was crispy!
It was really crispy!
That means...
It's not as crispy as the one I ate.
Maybe.
It's more moist.
He's aiming for a moist melon bread.
Kanaka, with confidence, has cleared it in a row!
Should I go for a bigger one?
It feels different, doesn't it?
No, it's not.
As I've said many times, the surface was more moist.
This one is more crispy, so it's not.
So, moist and crispy are different, right?
Yes, they are.
What I ate is not melon bread with burnt butter flavor!
Too fast!
What a shame!
That's not good at all!
What a shame!
I don't like it at all!
That's terrible!
I'm hungry.
Let's think more deeply!
Here you are, master.
So, this is it!
Yes, it is.
It's a big one.
It's a good one, isn't it?
It's a good one.
It's totally different.
Totally different.
Hey, I'm counting on you!
It hasn't been 12 and a half years!
OK!
Next is Hosei, who hasn't got the right answer for a long time.
How about the one I ate in Tanaka?
That's right!
Wait a minute!
No way!
Thank you very much!
The answer is Okiko's melon bread, which is the same as in Tanaka's.
This melon bread was declared as Okiko's.
Will it be the right answer?
Here you are, Okiko's bread.
Did you really choose Okiko's bread for me?
Right?
That's right!
I did it!
You did it!
I'm so happy!
At that time, I thought I would get this one.
Somehow or other...
Yamazaki.
Ah, Yamazaki Hosei and Yamazaki...
I see.
Actually, I'm from Yama-saki.
But people say you're from Yama-saki.
I'm from Yama-saki.
So don't call me "Zaki-san" anymore.
I'm "Zaki-san" now.
Don't call me "Zaki-san" anymore.
You've been calling me "Zaki-san" for decades.
"Zaki-san", "Zaki-san", you've been calling me "Zaki- san" for decades.
Alright!
Wait a minute.
Did you say "Okiko"?
I said "Okiko".
Did you say you would choose "Okiko"?
You said it, didn't you?
You said you would choose "Okiko", didn't you?
I said it.
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong with you?
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not!
It's "Okiko", isn't it?!
The one I chose!
I don't know!
Which one is it?
This moistness...
"Okiko" is also moist.
What should I do?
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
It's just a matter of which one you eat first, right?
That's right.
Thank you very much.
It's really a service problem.
Wow, this is also a big chance.
Which one is it?
Are you sure?!
Are you sure you chose "Okiko"?!
Something weird is going on.
Are you sure you chose "Okiko"?
That's a big problem!
If you didn't choose "Okiko", I would have said this!
But did you really choose "Okiko" for me?
You are crazy!
I don't know!
Did you choose "Okiko" for me?
You are saying different things.
That's all you can say.
But I believe in the theory of life and death.
Humans are not bad people.
All right!
"Okiko"!
Did you choose "Okiko" for me?
Did you choose a different one?
Not yet, not yet...
What is it?
Take it!
Ah, it's a different one...
It's my first one!
You...
It's the most valuable one!
Take it!
You chose a different one!
You did it!
You did it perfectly!
This is dangerous!
You chose a different one!
It's different!
I wanted to believe you, but I won't betray my friends!
Because I chose a different one!
I was betrayed first!
What I ate wasn't...
Okikko bread!
That's it!
Okikko!
It's Okikko!
I wasn't betrayed!
Okikko!
I was really Okikko!
Okikko!
I wanted to give you 100,000 yen!
You chose Okikko for me?
Yes, we did!
I'm sorry!
You said terrible things!
I said terrible things!
You said terrible things!
I'm sorry!
You said terrible things!
I didn't mean it!
I'm really sorry!
You said terrible things!
I'm really sorry!
You said terrible things!
I said terrible things!
I'm really sorry!
You said terrible things!
I'm really sorry!
Don't act like you're normal!
You're a fool!
Is this really over?
We all have lonely endings.
Somehow we became lonely.
Somehow we became sad.
I'm really sorry.
I said something.
Don't you remember?
It's not me.
I like you all.
I won't do like you.
The last challenger is Matsumoto.
The prize is...
I'll go with a big one.
Mr. Kamada.
Are you serious, Mr. Kamada?
Despite Kamada's declaration,
the prize is a melon bread from Yamazaki.
Can they make this psychological war
and find this taste?
I want Mr. Matsumoto to win.
Are you serious?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I really don't know.
Mr. Matsumoto's psychological war is fierce.
What is this?
Does melon bread have anything to do with it?
Wait a minute.
Is it a big one?
I don't know.
Is it moist?
I really don't know.
Why do you say "big one" again?
Why do you say that?
The big one game is over.
I think I know.
You don't know.
You know...
I wanted to show you that it's moist, but big, so I brought another one that's moist, but not big.
But you said it's big, so I was a little surprised.
"Mr. Hamada!" I said.
So, the bread that's moist, but not big...
So, the answer is...
The first cheap bread, hand-pulled melon bread!
I'll do it.
I'll go with this one!
Right?!
Uh... No, wait a minute...
Ugh, it's so difficult!
It's a completely different perspective, so I'll go with this one.
Right?! This one!
It's the same, right?!
I'm sure it's different! I'm sure it's...
It's the same, right?!
I'm sure it's...
What was that?!
It's the same, right?!
Wait a minute...
This is it!
I'm done for!
This is a little too much!
This is it!
I'll say it like that this time!
This is what I ate!
No, you can't do that...
But this is really it!
This might be it.
I'm saying this isn't it, but even if it is, I don't want melon buns to fly out of my mouth.
I didn't say it out loud. I'm thinking about it!
I'm saying it might be it!
The melon buns I ate weren't from Yomazaki melon buns!
I knew it!
I thought it was great that you guessed it!
I knew it!
I told you it was it!
Stop him!
I said it wasn't it!
I said it was melon buns!
I knew it and I'm getting dizzy!
No, no, no.
- No, no, no! - Please punish me!
- It's not over yet.
That's true...
I told you I'm not funny.
Should I put a melon bun net on your whole body?!
That was off-point.
- That's not it! - It's one, one!
- It's one! - He's threatening!
You're putting it properly.
That's right.
Kakufu is melon bread!