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Keep your sharp face for 30 minutes at Gaki no Tsukai Ara
Handsome Drive
I tried to dig up idol's secret
Do you understand it?
Of course I do
Are you sure you can do it?
Do you mean I shouldn't laugh or smile?
I mean you have to keep your sharp face
I see
For example, keep your sharp face
This is normal
Keep your sharp face
That's not it
That's it
Cunning smile
Keep your sharp face
I know how you feel
Keep your sharp face
Do you understand it?
That's it
You shouldn't laugh now
You don't keep your sharp face when you are laughing
You can keep your sharp face
Keep your sharp face
You shouldn't do it
You are trying to make me laugh
You can laugh, right?
What do you think about it?
You are good at it
No, I'm not
You are going to do it, right?
No, I'm not
You can't do it
Are you sure?
Keep your sharp face
Keep it
Dig deeper
Keep it
Dig deeper
This is hard
This is really hard
"Dig deeper" isn't enough?
No, no, do it
Please
Dig deeper
Keep your sharp face
Handsome drive for 30 minutes
The rule is
Keep your sharp face for 30 minutes while driving
If someone's face breaks, do it again
You can't finish it until you succeed
You have to say sharp words in conversation
Can they clear it?
Well then, let's start the kilt drive!
It's dangerous
Be careful
You go first
I'm going up on the left
I like the left
It's cool
Thanks for driving
Don't laugh at me
Sorry, I can't do it now
I'm going to lose my mouth
You can't lose your mouth
You can't
30 minutes is too long
It's impossible
Ready
Start
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
This is dangerous
Hey hey
I don't think I can do it
No no no
Let's do it
Who is the best?
No no
Keep a straight face for 30 minutes of handsome driving
Thanks for driving
Stop laughing
Can he keep a straight face and succeed?
"Ready" "Start"
How far are we going?
To Nishi
Nishi...
But we're going to many places, right?
What do you mean?
Like a cafe
A cafe...
What should we drink?
What cafe?
Is there any special drink?
Something that has a strong carbonated taste
Is it okay to say "strong"?
I can't do it at all
I'm sorry
Be careful
My face is about to explode
I know
My face is getting tired
"Ready" "Start"
So...
Are you sleeping at night?
How do you sleep?
Endo?
I...
I sleep with the fan on for 2 hours.
- Is it a timer? - Yes.
- That's good. - And a fan.
- Is it a timer? - It's a 4-hour timer.
- You have a timer too? - Yes.
- That's great. - Thank you.
- What about you, Tanaka? - I have a timer too.
- What kind of timer? - A fan timer.
- So you sleep with the fan on and you don't even have a cooler? - Huh?
I sleep with a cooler?
What is this?
- It's not like that. - What is this?
- So you only have a fan and a timer. - Yes.
- You don't have a cooler. - You don't have a cooler.
- So you don't have anything when you turn off the fan. - You don't have anything.
- That's all I heard. - That's right. I didn't know that.
- It's getting hot in here. - It's getting hot in here.
Keeping a straight face is one of Chinan's skills.
And he continues his challenge, but...
- What about knee tires? - That's not all of it.
- What about trash? - Trash?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I know what you're talking about. - I'm sorry.
He blows it up right away and can't keep a straight face at all.
The longest record so far is only 47 seconds.
- Here we go. - You haven't said it yet, have you?
Ready, start!
- I'm hungry. - Yeah, me too.
I'm hungry.
- What time did you eat? - Eleven o'clock.
- You eat a lot. - Yeah, I ate at eleven o'clock today.
- What did you eat? - I ate beef bowl.
- You eat a lot. But you didn't eat anything until eleven o'clock. - I ate in the morning.
- You ate in the morning? - I ate in the morning.
- What did you eat? - Jelly.
- Do you eat jelly, too? - Yeah, I ate jelly in the morning and beef bowl.
- You only ate jelly in the morning? - Yeah.
- You eat beef bowl, too, right? - Do you want to eat here?
- Where? - Let's stop here for a while.
They go to a sushi restaurant to eat while staying in Kirito-time.
- Here? - Here.
- It's like a sushi restaurant. - It's nice.
- Wow, what is this shop? - Hello.
- Wow, it's really nice. - It's really nice.
Can they keep Kirito-time while eating?
- To Kirito. - Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Do you want some? - Red one.
- Red one? - Yes.
- Me, too. - Yes.
- Do you have kohada? - Yes, we do.
- I'll have kohada. - Yes.
- I'll have chudoro. - Chudoro.
- Me, too. - Yes.
- I'll have a lot of wasabi. - Yes.
- I'll have a little. - Yes.
- Do you have good shellfish? - What kind of shellfish?
What kind of shellfish?
- Now... - What kind of shellfish?
- What kind of shellfish? I shouldn't have asked you. - There are many kinds of shellfish.
- Yes, there are. - Yes, there are.
- Also, you can't put it in while eating Kirito - time. - Yes.
But let's put up with it.
You can't put soy sauce in it.
Gyoza?
You don't say it like that.
The challenge continues.
How long have you been making this?
It's been 30 years.
30 years?
There must have been a lot of things.
There were a lot of things.
What happened?
When it was a bubble era, there were a lot of people.
There must have been a lot of people in the bubble era.
There were about ten people.
There weren't many foreigners at the time, were there?
Were there?
It's funny.
There were.
Were there?
There were.
Yes, there were.
There were a lot of people.
Were there?
There were a lot of people in the bubble era.
There were a lot of people in Japan.
Ready, start!
It's delicious.
Sushi is great, isn't it?
Yes, it is. Summer is great.
Do you get more customers in summer?
No, it's more in winter.
Is this a joke?
No, it's not a joke!
You can't do that!
It's because there are more jokes in winter.
I see.
It's because there are more jokes in summer.
I see.
After having a hard time,
they are back on their feet and try again!
Is it sharp?
It feels a little different.
It's sharp.
Isn't it sharp?
Yes.
Who is the sharpest?
Look at it, Tanaka. You can see it all, can't you?
It's a sharp smile.
Even if you try to laugh.
Yes, it is.
After coming here,
I'm starting to like your sharpness.
You're starting to like me, aren't you?
You're very sharp.
Right?
Who is the sharpest?
You are.
No!
You're too fast!
You haven't seen it, have you?
Yes, I haven't.
It's like you've decided it.
You're too sharp.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
After the challenge at the shop, they start driving again!
Ready...
Start!
Did you go to the pool?
I don't go to the pool.
I didn't go to the pool.
I went to Hawaii.
Hawaii? I'm so jealous of you.
Why don't you go?
It's expensive in Hawaii.
How old were you when you went there?
Two years old.
Is it free until you're two years old?
But I don't go abroad with such a small baby.
That's right.
I don't know.
It's scary to ride for a long time.
I'm afraid of other troubles.
That's right.
I'm afraid of falling down.
How do you fall down?
I fall down like a fire.
What?
When I fall down.
I can't even breathe.
Breathe?
Can you breathe through your ears?
What?
It's hell for me to go to Hawaii and breathe.
Why do you go to Hawaii?
I can't do it.
It's 30 minutes.
It's a chance time.
Only the winner of the game can put a tape on his face and keep his face sharp.
The first game is "sharpening".
You will sharpen your face with only sharp words.
Let's start with Endo.
Next, Diamond.
Good.
Cool.
Drift armor.
Good.
Inside.
Wrong.
Why?
It's not good now.
It's pulled by the drift armor.
And it's not cool at all.
Next.
Four of you.
Mr. Tanaka.
Turn around and kick.
- How was it? - It was good.
- Wasn't it? - It was good.
But Mr. Hamauz is worried about you.
- It wasn't good. - What?!
- I think so too.
- No, what?! - I don't know.
- Right? - It was "turn around and kick."
It wasn't cool.
- But Mr. Azumo said... - Yes, "horse."
Horseface.
Horse!
- Alright, alright. - It didn't sound cool at all.
- It wasn't cool. - And... and... and...
- And... and... - And... and...
- You have to say it quickly or it won't sound cool. - Yes.
- It's cool when you say it fast. - "Horseface."
Horseface.
- Alright, just barely. - Yes.
- How was it? - "Horseface."
It wasn't good at all.
Horseface
- It wasn't good at all. - It sounded really cool.
If you think about it like that, Endo is worth it now.
Endo gets a tape that keeps Endo's expression!
Now, instead of driving, the game resumes!
- I want a tape, too... - A tape is easy, really.
I want you to get me one.
- Is there anything you don't know about it? - I want another chance.
It doesn't have to be something you know about it.
Should we say something cool at a fast pace?
- Yes. - "Horseface."
- Something cool? - Yes.
- Four of us? - Four of us.
- Endo will judge. - I'll judge.
Alright, Mr. Matsumoto, please.
Horseface.
Something cool. Ready...start!
Contact.
Helmet.
Helicopter.
Diving.
Surfing.
- Endo still has something. - What was that?
And you said you were pulled, but you said "diving."
- We're connected by the sea. - You're the exact opposite!
- No, we're connected by the sea. - No, we're connected by the sea.
- No, we're connected by the same sea. - No, no.
- Please leave. - You said you were pulled.
- Please leave the sea. - No, no.
- Please leave my sea. - Wait a minute.
- You've completely entered it, haven't you? - What are you going to do?
- What's going on right now? - Masahiro-san is out right now.
- Yes. - Masahiro-san, please.
- One, two... - Christmas tree.
- Spy. - Don, don...
- Knife. - Don, don...
- Digital broadcast. - Digital broadcast?
- Digital broadcast... - This is hard. Where is it?
- Digital broadcast... - Are you out of your mind?
- What's with that digital broadcast? - Are you out of your mind?
- What's with that digital broadcast? - You said "cool," didn't you?
- That's not it. - Digital broadcast...
- It would have been nice if it was when we were still doing analog broadcasts.
- Then, Hamada-san and Tanaka-san's final match. - Alright!
- Then, let's go. It's going to be hot, okay? - Okay.
- Let's go. Hamada-san will go first. Ready, start!
- "Three Piece."
- "Two Inch Wallet." - Wait a minute.
- That's weird. - You said you were being pulled.
- "Three Piece." - You're the one who said "Three Piece."
- "Three Piece" doesn't make sense to me. - Why do you say that?
- That's right. - You're so cool.
- "Three Piece." - I know. "Three Piece."
- You said "Three Piece," and I thought you were going to hold it.
- "Two Inch Wallet." - "Two Inch Wallet."
- That's bullshit.
- Why are you being pulled?
- I'll go first. - Go ahead.
- Thank you. - Hamada-san will go first.
- But... - Let's go with "Three Inch Wallet."
- "Three Inch Wallet." - That doesn't make sense.
- "Three Inch Wallet." - What should we do?
- It's better to make it difficult, so let's go with "black and cool."
- "Black and cool." - "Black and cool."
- Let's go. "Black and cool."
- Matsumoto-san will go first. - Ready, start!
- "Today." - "Missiles."
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Don't wait for me! Don't wait for me, Tanaka!
- "Missiles" is "black and cool." - I thought "black and cool" was "food."
- "Missiles" is "black and cool." - I know what you're saying, Tanaka!
- "Missiles" is "black and cool." - What is it?
- "Black and cool." - What is it?
- I know you're trying to stop me, but why are you pulling me? - No, I'm not trying to do that.
- I know, I know. - You're pulling me, right?
- But "missiles" is my decision, right?
- You can't pull me like that.
- Wow, you're really tight. - It's relaxing.
- You're really tight.
- Come here. - "Missiles" is...
- Right now, "missiles" is "black and cool." - Right now, "missiles" is "black and cool."
- It's not that bad, right? - No, but...
- But "missiles" is Endo's decision. - But "missiles" is their decision.
- Okay, we'll say "be careful." - Okay, let's say "be careful."
- Okay, Tanaka will go first.
- "Black and cool." - Ready, start!
- Dark.
- Yo. - No, no, no.
- This is the worst feeling ever. - Out!
- If only it was fast! - It's okay if it's dark.
- It's okay if it's fast.
- Okay, Kousei-san and Tanaka-kun, Shosei-san. - Okay!
- "Black and cool." Kousei-san, start!
- Okay, boom!
- This is hard! - Okay!
- This is hard! - Ouch, ouch, ouch.
- This is for Tanaka-kun. - Can I?
- We did it! - We did it!
- I'm sorry, but there are three of us now.
- This is really hard. - Yeah.
- Two and a half hours have passed since the start.
- With the three of them keeping their faces covered with tape,
- The Kirit Challenge starts again!
- 30 minutes is too long. - It's really long.
- I want it to be 15 minutes. - No, 15 minutes is impossible.
- 15 minutes is impossible.
- While the Kirit Challenge continues,
- we've arrived at our next destination!
- Of course, even when getting out of the car,
- you have to keep your Kirit face!
No, it's not. Is there a shop nearby?
Isn't it here?
There's a clothing store nearby.
Would you like to go shopping and buy a Kirit jacket?
A Kirit jacket?
That's a good choice.
An order suit?
But I don't have a suit like this.
But you can wear a Kirit like this.
So you can wear it automatically.
I think a Kirit suit is cool.
May I have a moment?
It's a Kirit jacket.
What's the point of this?
There are three of us with tape.
I don't know who we're appealing for.
It won't end like this.
What should we do?
Everyone, could you please wear it?
Please wear it.
Kirit.
Since we're here, let's get together and take a picture.
Kirit.
Let's do it. Cheese!
I'm wearing a jacket.
I'm sorry.
I want to cry.
They start moving again.
Hosei has a suggestion.
Could you let me use another tape?
I really want to do it.
Would you like to do it again?
I'll use Kirit English.
Really?
Let's do it again.
Do you want to do it again?
I'll use Kirit English.
What does it mean?
It means "cool English words".
Let's do it again.
What did you say?
What?
Kindergarten school.
I know what you mean.
But I don't think it's like that.
It's not like that, is it?
I don't think it's like "cool".
It's not like "cool".
It's not like "cool English words".
What is it?
Like "shout"?
Yes, like that.
Like "shout"?
Yes, like that.
I'll use Kirit English again.
You can't say it like that.
Okay, I'll say it.
I'll say "cool English words".
Start!
You're raising your hand.
I'm not raising my hand.
Wait a minute.
Hey, you are breaking the rule!
You are breaking the rule!
You are breaking the rule.
You're just getting bigger.
Wait a minute.
I'll join you.
What is it? Is it "Kiritto"?
We all do "Kiritto" on the tape.
I did "Kiritto" for everyone.
I'm looking forward to the second time next year.
Will you do it next year?
I'll do it.
Is there a second time?
But I think the viewers know that I did "Kiritto" the most.
The viewers know that I did "Kiritto" the most.
Let's do it all together.
Can we do it all together?
Let's say three things.
Three things on the first floor?
Yes.
I'll do it first.
One, two, three.
Don Don.
Giraffe.
Tower.
Building.
Giraffe.
All of them are expensive.
Giraffe is expensive.
Building is expensive.
Giraffe is expensive.
Tower is expensive.
Building is expensive.
All of them are expensive.
I don't like it at all.
I'll never do it again.
"Kiritto" tour.
I'm sorry.