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A hot-blooded acapella song battle!
- It's started! - It's finally started!
- We dare to sing in acapella. - We're not bragging about singing.
- It seems like karaoke is commonplace now, but on the contrary... - That's right!
- We'll sing live! Without any editing! - That's right.
- As a joke, we'll give 30 million yen to the winner. - As a joke, but we'll accept it.
Let me introduce today's special judge!
- Masaaki Hirao sensei! - Thank you!
- As long as we have him, we don't need any other judges! - We don't!
- One person is enough! - It's like a president's office.
- One more person... - Let's get started!
- Let's have our first acapella singer appear! - Go ahead!
Kodo-san, please start in the middle.
- Our first singer is Kodo Inoue-san! - Thank you for having me!
- I have no image of him at all. - That's right.
- I have no image of him singing at all. - Not at all.
- Even if it looks like this, he's known as "the acapella king of the entertainment reporter world".
- But now that I think about it, it's the first time I've been interviewed like this.
- For now, you don't have a cold, do you? - I don't have a cold.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- I've already been hit twice.
- So, what song will Kodo-san sing for us today?
- It's Matsuyama Chiara-san's "Koi".
- Wow, I think this is going to be difficult again... - I'm sure you'll need some singing skills for this.
- The song Kodo Inoue-san has chosen is Matsuyama Chiara-san's "Koi".
Now, let's have them sing!
Kodo Inoue-san's acapella song, Matsuyama Chiara- san's "Koi"!
She's playing the acapella now.
Matsuyama Chiara-san's "Koi"
Thank you very much!
Kondo-san, did you want it to end early?
My head turned white.
There was a little mistake.
The "Koi" part was slow.
Hirao-sensei, how was it?
That long part of the head...
What is that?
That is "zensou" (transcendence)
"Zensou" in your body...
That is amazing!
I might have said something bad in the second half of the show,
but I was like, "Oh, this guy is getting into it."
Thank you very much!
Wish you good health!
So that's what "Acapella" is all about.
Let's move on!
Next up is "Acapella" singer...
This person! Please come in!
Akira Fusaya's "Kimi wa Bara yori Utsukushii"
What song will you be singing this time?
Akira Fusaya's "Kimi wa Bara yori Utsukushii"
You're good!
The song "Kimi wa Bara yori Utsukushii" by Big Daddy,
which he is best at,
features a light rhythm.
Let's sing it!
Akira Fusaya's "Kimi wa Bara yori Utsukushii"
You gasp and hold your chest. It's been a while, you laugh. You're an idiot. You're in such a hurry. You're even sweating a little.
Spread your invisible wings, you have certainly changed, playfully and teasingly as you dance while walking, more beautiful than a rose.
Ah, you've changed. The more I run, the more I smile, the more I dream, the more I love you, the more beautiful you are than a rose.
oh you've changed
Thank you very much.
I see.
You usually speak more, don't you?
You say "kawaatta" sometimes.
That's the point.
But you say "tata ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta" in your head, don't you?
No, I don't.
I'm sure you did.
I could feel it.
Oh, really?
I could feel it.
Thank you.
I felt it for a long time.
Really?
What are you looking at me for?
The next a cappella singer is this person.
Please come in.
Thank you.
What is the a cappella song you two will sing this time?
"Harmony" at the end of summer.
Is this also a famous song?
Of course it is.
I think it will be difficult.
The song chosen by the two winners is a famous song sung by Yosui Inoue and Koji Tamaki.
"Harmony" at the end of summer with Yosui Inoue's "safety zone" in a a cappella song of Hosei and Endo.
You don't want to sing, do you?
Dreams and aspirations may be different from one another,
but they are me and your harmony.
I just wander in the night sky.
Because I love you more than anyone else,
I'll never forget our summer dream and aspiration.
Our summer dream and aspiration.
We'll never forget it.
What are you looking at me for?
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
This is great.
What is it?
Mr. Kirao, what did you think of the first half?
The start was great.
That's right.
I thought it was good.
That's right.
I thought it was good, but I don't know what I did.
I don't know what you mean.
I had a bad memory last summer.
I don't know what you remembered.
People in the back, please don't do this.
This is a serious corner.
Now, let's welcome the next a capella singer.
Please come in.
Ms. Nomi.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Nomi.
It's about 50 years ago.
No, no, no.
We have high expectations of you.
What?
Of course we do.
We have high expectations of you.
Ms. Nomi, by the way, this song is...
Takahashi Mariko's "Momoiro Toki".
I see.
It's a difficult song.
"Momoiro Toki" by Momoiro Toki
Ms. Nomi, who has a career as a singer, chose this famous song "Momoiro Toki".
Takahashi Mariko's "Momoiro Toki" by Momoiro Toki.
Please come in.
Let it bloom, let it bloom, peach-colored breath
Embraced by you, it will become a spilling flower
It is strange that a lonely person like you
Resounds in a foreign land
Gold-colored, silver-colored, peach-colored breath
Embraced by you, it will become a spilling flower
Is that so? Is that so?
I'm sorry.
You didn't listen to me at all.
Not at all.
I thought you were dead.
Why?
Why did you say that?
You're shaking.
Of course I am.
I thought you were going to sing.
I'm ten years older now.
Really.
I'm not an old man anymore.
I don't know about that.
Why?
We have a singer who will sing an acapella.
Please come in!
Huh?
Due to our schedule...
Yes.
We couldn't come to the studio.
We couldn't.
Masumoto-san, come here.
Actually, we were going to have Ebisu-san sing at the studio.
Ebisu Yoshikazu-san.
Due to our schedule...
Yes.
We recorded an acapella on a cassette.
You should have asked me that.
I feel like I'm dead.
Also, Masumoto-san...
Yes.
Ebisu-san sang Masaaki Hirao's "The Stars Know Everything".
It's a great song.
Ebisu-san really wanted to sing it.
That's right.
The stars know everything
Ebisu will sing Hirao's famous song that became a big hit about 60 years ago.
Masaaki Hirao's "The Stars Know Everything".
Switch, on!
The stars know everything.
Even though that girl cried in her dream.
The tears of that cute little girl
shine in her eyes after the rain.
I'm the one who made her cry.
Because, you know, she was so cute.
I couldn't help but kiss her.
But, you know, even the stars know.
That girl didn't cry because she was sad.
I'm sure, I'm sure, she was happy!
Here you go.
I think she sang this song in a hospital room.
It's not a hospital room!
But her voice and song were totally different.
She was really good at it.
How about you, teacher?
This song is a little hard.
I see.
It goes on and on.
It goes on like this, doesn't it?
I think it would have been better if Moody sang this song a little more slowly.
I agree.
I don't think she sang this song with a lot of effort.
But she was good at singing and dancing.
I think she practiced a lot.
I think so, too.
Let's move on.
The next a capella singer is this person!
Oh, you came all the way here.
Yes.
Mr. Kanata is alone.
Yes, I'm alone.
Today, my railer will show you the mess you saw earlier.
Of course, I saw it.
Please do it well.
I want you to do it well.
I hope you'll do it well.
Yes.
Mr. A.D. came to the stage in a hurry and said, "This is not the right answer."
Of course.
There are many first-time families and first-time people.
I heard it with my own ears.
I'm a regular here.
Now, Mr. Tanaka!
Yes!
What song will you sing this time?
Yes!
It's Carpenters' "Top of the World".
What?
Are you okay?
Of course.
You're lying!
Of course.
In order to win, Mr. Tanaka chooses a difficult song and sings English lyrics seriously.
It's Carpenters' "Top of the World".
Here you go!
Such a feeling's coming snow by me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cry in the sky
Got the sun in my eyes
And the moon be again and easy see
Everything I want the world to be
Is now coming true especially for me
It's a love that I see
It's because you are here
In the snow this can't hide and be
I'm on the top of the world
Looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I found
Your love could be other than
Your love could be at the top of the world
Thank you very much.
It's an English song, so we don't know if it's right or not.
Did you sing it well?
Of course I sang it well.
I think I sang it well.
I think I'm not good at it.
Mr. Hirao, how was it?
I'm not bad at it at all.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much.
There was a slight difference in the sound,
but if you listen to an average Japanese singer's English song, it's exactly average.
Oh, I see.
It's an English song sung by Japanese people.
Oh, I see.
So it's easy to listen to.
If you sing "janjan" from now on, you'll get better and better.
I heard a little Taiwanese in the middle of it.
It's English.
Now, let's go.
The last a cappella singer is this person.
Here you go!
Thank you for having me.
I'm very honored.
That's right.
30 million yen.
I'm just kidding.
Ms. Matsuno.
Yes, what is it?
Ms. Matsuno.
Yes.
Ms. Matsuno, be quiet.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm serious.
Your goal is meat, isn't it?
Yes.
The name of this song is...
Yes.
"Jajajajajajajan"!
Please sing it for us.
Here it is.
This is...
Isn't this a cappella quite difficult?
Yes, I think it's difficult.
But you can sing it, can't you?
Of course.
Of course you can.
The song Ms. Matsuno chose is...
a famous song of Judy Yong, which recorded a million sellers.
"Miserare Te".
Wow, only one person was directed...
Ms. Matsuno Akemi's a cappella song is...
"Miserare Te" by Judy Yong!
[humming]
Oh, she's singing.
Opening the window facing south
This is...
I'm looking at the color of the sea by myself
It's so beautiful it scares me
It reminds me of my youth
Midday mirage
It's so beautiful it scares me
A woman is looking at the sea
Even in a man's arms she likes
She dreams of a different man
[humming]
Sleep inside me
It's so beautiful it scares me
A woman is looking at the sea
Thank you very much!
Sensei!
The back dancers were trying so hard to make you laugh.
I feel sorry for them.
That's right.
Because you're laughing too.
No, no, no!
Am I laughing?
It's like a smile.
I couldn't understand what you were saying.
That's right.
Can you say it again?
Can you sing the chorus?
Can you sing it?
Can you sing the chorus?
One, two...
Yes!
[humming]
You're laughing!
[humming]
Shiohara 2016!
"That bus" which is used by kids and is familiar in "Don't Laugh" series,
is struggling to stop Shiohara this year as well!
Will they be able to stay away from the power-up "laughing dogs"?
Stay tuned!
I'm Tanaka from Kogoriko.
Wow, you made it!
Hey, Sensei!
I'd like to nurture the future of Tanaka-kun's language.
If we could meet again, Sensei...
Judy Yong, right?
That's why I didn't want you to come out.