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Clothes Talk!
That's what we dropped in the Pacific Ocean.
It's not going to fall, is it?
In the summer vacation, Matsumoto had a series of big incidents!
Take six of them!
And you're in the seventh one!
It's a shame, but...
And 24 years ago, Kokoriko had a time slip!
Tanaka sent a very embarrassing letter to Endo!
You can't send it here!
No, you can't send it here!
It's over, Endo!
Shocking!
What was in the letter?
What's that? It's disgusting!
It's from Saitama Metal.
What?
Did it say anything like that?
Shut up!
No, it's terrible!
Oh, yeah!
That's terrible!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Oh, it's been a while!
Oh, hello! Hello! Hello!
It's been a while!
Oh, hello! It's been a while!
It's been a while!
So, everyone...
Isn't it summer vacation or something like that?
No, it's not.
Oh, really?
Yes, it is.
You're on vacation too, aren't you, Hono-san?
No, I'm not.
What?!
I'm doing my own job.
Oh, really?!
Yes, I am.
Well, I'm not on vacation either.
No, you're not.
What are you doing?
You're not on vacation, are you?
You're on vacation, aren't you?
You're not on vacation, aren't you?
I'm too used to making gyoza.
You're too used to making gyoza?
I'm too used to making gyoza.
I've made gyoza so many times before.
So I'm used to it.
You're not?
I've made it so many times before.
Like, after glass Anna.
It's been cooked, hasn't it?
No, no.
Gyoza, gyoza.
Where have you been?
Um... you know...
Um... Hawaii.
Oh, you went to Hawaii!
- That's scary. - That's scary.
- It wasn't good at all.
- No, it was good. - It was definitely fun.
- I might never go there again. - What?
- That's scary. - It didn't suit me.
- What didn't suit you?
- First of all, as soon as the plane passes through Honolulu Airport, you turn on your cell phone, right?
- Yes.
- It says "no SIM".
- "No SIM"?
- The SIM card is not included.
- I see, I see.
- I said "I see", didn't I?
- I see, I see.
- No, it can't be like that! It must be included!
- That's why I haven't been using my cell phone in Hawaii for a week.
- Do you know? When you open the drawer next to you...
- Yes, yes.
- There's something like a small underlayer in it.
- It's like it was dropped in the Pacific Ocean.
- It can't be dropped!
- I don't know what's going to happen to me!
- They're going to take me away!
- But you can't buy it in Hawaii, can you? - No, you can't.
- I took my family and friends with me.
- But I'm all alone.
- Everyone's taking pictures and eating.
- They're looking at old photos and surfing the Internet.
- I'm all alone.
- I have nowhere to go.
- I don't know if I went back or not.
- I've done it many times.
- I've made coffee many times.
- I've burned myself.
- I've been dying all the time.
- I know what you wanted to do when you got tired.
- What do you mean?
- I had to put up my phone.
- My phone was off.
- There's a lot of things like that.
- Anyway, I didn't enjoy it at all.
- I don't know if I should tell you my name or not.
- I went to a hotel.
- But it was only an expensive room.
- It's the most expensive one.
- It's very spacious.
- The living room is also very spacious.
- There are two bedrooms and two shower rooms.
- There's a lot of other things.
- But there's not a single garbage can.
- What?
- You're not balanced.
- Are you stupid?
- I'm serious.
- You're drooling.
- I called him.
- He said something in Japanese.
- You know what?
- There's not a single garbage can.
- There's one in the back of the kitchen.
- What?
- One!
- There's a lot of them in the room.
- Bring me six of them!
- And you, bring me seven of them!
- I won't.
- He's not angry at all.
- Not at all.
- There's no pillow.
- Pillow?
- Is there a pillow in a room?
- There's no pillow in a room.
- Pillow?
- Is there a pillow in a room?
- There's a pillow in a room.
- There's a pillow in any dirty hotel room.
- There's a pillow in a room.
- Hey, bring me a pillow.
- You don't have it.
- You can't bring it to my house.
- It's my uncle's.
- Bring me two of them.
- But not like this.
- I want a better pillow.
- Like this.
- Bring me this one.
I'm thirsty
You were off for a week
Shut up
I'm sick of you
Okay, I'll exchange emails with Hiromi in Hawaii and we go to Hawaii and I want to ask her a lot of things
So I'm like "Yeah sure" but she's like "Don't even think about it! I'm not gonna answer any of your calls!"
I'd like to ask about the restaurant too but...
Yeah, I'm sure it's different.
And one of my friends has a pocket wifi.
He gave me his password and when I went outside, I couldn't get away from him!
Because you're using your phone?
Yeah, my wifi!
I couldn't do anything if I got away from him.
I couldn't go anywhere!
You couldn't go anywhere?!
I couldn't do anything!
You could have gone a little further away!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Wasn't there anything good about it?
Was there anything good about it?
Yeah, there wasn't!
And the captain was stupid.
The captain on his way back.
The captain wasn't stupid!
And an announcer kept talking a lot.
And in the middle of the story, Kiryu's bad.
And there might have been some shake.
And in the middle of the story, Kiryu's bad.
And in the backseat, you have to say it clearly!
Do you forget to tell me about your seatbelt?
I know!
I understand!
I know!
It's just a crime.
It's a lie!
Whatever you do, you're going to die.
Anyway, in God's eyes, you're going to die.
It's something you usually forgive.
You're going to die.
Kindness is rising up in me.
Kindness is spreading out in me.
It's solidifying in me.
Oh, this is staff information.
Yes.
When Endo opened the safe, among the three of them...
It happened in the taxi.
The other day, without using a smartphone...
Oh, Tanaka didn't hear about it.
I didn't hear about it.
Yes, yes, yes, without a smartphone...
At that time...
When the three of us got in the taxi together...
Me and Tanaka...
Yes, we were attacked.
I don't know what happened, but it was about the safe, wasn't it?
I had the safe at home all the time...
I forgot about it and I lost the key...
For more than ten years, I left it as it was.
I was so worried about it that I decided to open it.
I called the key supplier and asked them to open it...
Something came out of it.
It wasn't money or anything...
Before Tanaka left...
There was only one letter he wrote for me.
In the safe?
In the safe...
I put it in there...
I thought I should treasure it...
Probably since then...
It's a good story, but...
Nobody steals it!
The things in the safe are all stolen.
No, really.
That's true.
There was nothing in the safe.
There was only the safe part.
And I read it back about 20 years ago.
Can you tell me about it?
Oh, in the car...
Now my wife...
She asks me...
Are you shitting me?
She owes me this.
Hey, hey, hey!
Why are you asking?
This, this, this.
In 1992...
Do you remember?
Oh, this is a completely crazy pattern.
No, really!
I wrote this myself!
Why?
This is a good story.
Endo, endo, make up a girl.
This is not a joke.
What is this handmade envelope?
It's a hotchkiss.
It's disgusting.
What is this?
It's disgusting.
It feels like a battle rifle.
92 years.
It's 92 years, so it hasn't sold at all.
- When you debuted... - "TOKYO HEI SHUPPATSU GANBARE HEN"
- No, it's not "Ganbare Hen" - It's "something hen"!
- It's "something hen"! "Ganbare Hen"! - Let's stop it!
- It's really going on! - "TOKYO HEI SHUPPATSU GANBARE HEN"
- What else is "hen"?! - It's not "ganbare hen"
- "TOKYO HEI SHUPPATSU GANBARE HEN" - Look at the name!
- "TANAKA HIDEMITSU HIDEMITSU" - What is this?
- This is from the time of the Showa era.
- There was a unique and funny guy. His name was "Hidemitsu".
- Let's stop it!
- Even the episode is funny!
- What is "Tanaka Hidemitsu"? - It's "together"!
- Why is "Endo Shouzou" being read like this?
- It's like "adult" but "may not be read"
- It's a joke! - I thought it was funny!
- It's like "adult" but "may not be read"
- It's not funny!
- Why didn't you buy "Hood"?
- I went to a design school.
- It was all handmade.
- Something came out of it. - What is it?
- Disgusting!
- What is it? - What is it? - It's not a letter. It's something written on your face.
- What is it? Disgusting! - Why? - Why? - I don't know what it is. - Why?
- I don't know what it is. Was it popular? - I don't know what it is. - You're copying me. You're copying me with vintage.
- You're copying me with vintage. You're copying me with vintage. - Disgusting!
Shiohara 2016!
The funny, useless, and unpopular Ano Bass are fighting for their spot again this year!
Can they keep up with the powerhouse laughter? Stay tuned!
- You're really... - Let's really do it!
- Sorry. - Let's do it properly.
- We can't do it without a good reason. - Sorry, the announcer is calling you.
- Oh, really? - Let's have him call us.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm Sugaya of Japan Television Announcement Club.
- I'm Sugai. - Yes.
- I'm sorry, but... - You look really small.
- It's fine. - It's fine?
- I'm sorry for interrupting you while you're fighting. - Sit down!
- Wait a minute! - Sit down!
Seriously, I'll do anything!
- I'll do anything! - Sit down!
- Let's not call you! - Sit down!
- Seriously! - Sit down!
- Let me tell you this. It's not funny or anything like that. - That's right.
- It's really not funny. - That's all you need to say.
- We were friends 24 years ago. - That's right.
- And we became friends. - And we came to Tokyo together.
- We didn't come together. - It's a little off.
- I want to go to the movie theater. - Let me tell you about the situation.
- Tanaka came about two months late. - He said, "I'll wait for you."
I said, "I'll wait for you."
- Tanaka wrote me a letter about it. - He wrote you a letter about it.
- Yes. - But...
- It's not like that. - So you don't like it at all?
- No, I'm sure you don't think it's funny. - I don't think it's funny.
- I don't think it's funny, it's okay. - I've heard that about you 24 years ago.
- But it's probably more uncomfortable. - Probably.
- No, it's okay if you don't think it's funny. - Unless you live next door.
- It doesn't matter if you don't think it's funny. - That's true.
- It's fine if it's funny if you laugh. But I think it's better if you listen to it than laugh.
- I'm scared of that. - I'm so impressed.
- I'm not like that. - Let's all listen quietly.
Please have a seat.
Why did you write me a letter two months later?
It's like you haven't decided what you're going to do in two months.
But we can't show this to everyone.
Let's talk about it until the end.
Let's listen carefully.
If we stop for a moment, it's over.
Let's listen carefully.
Endo-kun's "Let's go to Tokyo, I can't do my best"
Endo-shouzou's "It's finally the day of departure."
Today, February 11th, Tuesday, is an important day for you. Remember it.
For now, go ahead and observe the situation there.
I'll follow up right away, too. Let me make it clear.
I, your partner, Tanaka Shinichiro...
What are you doing?! Stop it!
Sit down, Shinichiro!
Let me talk!
Shinichiro! Sit down!
I'm sorry.
Sit down, Shinichiro!
Stop it!
We were friends, too.
Let me make it clear.
I, your partner, Tanaka Shinichiro, also known as "Tanaka Takuya"...
That's a joke, too.
No, it's not a joke.
I'm the only one who knows.
"Hey, hey, Takuya," I'm the only one who knows.
I'm the only one who knows.
We'll go there on April 1st. Please give us your comments.
I'm the only one who knows.
Please give us your comments.
Please give us your comments about that outfit.
Please give us your comments when we go there in two months.
For now, let's light a cigarette and take a nap.
And let's ask the old man next to us if we can smoke a cigarette.
What's that?
I think there was something like that in the past.
It's only been 20 years and we're smoking for the first time.
I think there was something like that in the past.
Bi-hassen-kei
"Bi-hassen-kei"?
Bi-hassen-kei
"Bi-hassen-kei"?
It's a new model of semi-service train.
Only I know about it. I like it.
Do you know about it?
I know everything about it.
Then why did you suddenly buy that train?
I didn't want to get involved in it.
Then why did you suddenly buy that train?
I didn't want to get involved in it.
It's a new model of semi-service train.
I think I should apologize for one thing.
Thank you for spending your precious time from Kagawa to Osaka
and helping me with my work.
Motoro.
I'm not laughing.
You're not laughing either.
I'm laughing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Sit down! Sit down!
Sit down!
As long as you laugh.
No, as long as I laugh.
You've got a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
That's right.
In a short period of time...
Hey, Endo!
You've got a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
I'm not being serious.
Endo doesn't think it's funny.
No, no, it was funny. It was really funny.
I don't think so.
No, no, Aristoteles, you're wrong.
It's really Sasshuna (Izutsubeya)
I'm sorry, thank you so much.
I'll graduate for sure.
Here's a hiccup.
A hiccup here is bad!
No, really, a hiccup here is bad!
It's fine if it ends like this!
It's fine!
It's not ending!
I can't stop laughing!
My talent is overflowing!
A hiccup here is bad!
There was a hiccup.
That's bad!
A hiccup here.
Just for today.
A hiccup. A hiccup.
That's all for this meaningless story. I'll stop here, but please watch where you live when you have free time.
I'm sure you already know this, but we still go to Tokyo and try to make our dreams come true, so let's hit Tokyo with all our strength so that we really don't regret it, okay?
That's a cool way of putting it.
If it's just you and me, we'll definitely succeed.
Is it about time you're wearing your favorite Kanto- Rome outfit (red soil) yet?
Or is it still near Kyoto?
Or you haven't ridden on a train yet?
Since when?
In an old man's joke (rabbit crab), I'm going to go over there and wash up and tell you to wait...
What are you saying!?
You're messing up.
You're crazy!
Because I'm going to lick you up.
What did you say!?
Shut up!
No, it's not like that at all.
It's really, really hot!
This is bad!
This is bad.
With that said, please relax and wait.
It was a meaningless letter and I'm sorry, but please be careful of your health.
That's all.
February 11, 1992, Tuesday, 9:32 am, 02 seconds.
From my partner, Tanaka Naoki (whale).
Thank you.
You were funny until the end!
Thank you very much.
You rock!
There are a lot of sentences we don't know.
We only know their faces.
It was amazing!
Do you still do this?
Yes, I do.
I got this 24 years ago at Shin-Osaka station.
I thought we should work harder.
I went there in April.
This is terrible.
I went there in April.
I washed and washed.
Did I lick it?
I'm happy!
It's not like that!
Did you break it?
What is this?
I did my best in Tokyo.
I think you should have written a letter of return to Tanaka.
It's not about that now.
It's about now.
After some time...
I'm too happy about this.
I'm not good at this.
I see...
No, no, no, no, no.
I should have done it.
I almost forgot about it.
Well...
He chased his dream and went to Tokyo.
He couldn't tell his feelings.
Now, he said it.
"Tanaka Naoki (Whale Car)
It's been 24 years since you wrote me a letter.
I never imagined I'd read it in a show like "Downtown," which I admire so much.
It's all thanks to you for coming all the way to Tokyo.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Satsuki.
Thank you, Moto Fuji TV.
Let's continue to work hard together.
Here's a piece of advice.
"Kantou" is still "Rome".
"Cup" is "Gattuchi".
July 31st, 2016.
11:55 p.m.
"Pro" is "endoh shouzou (by abus380)".
Please dance, "Kantou".