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The second episode of "Gaki no tsukai wa nai hende"
Will the five of you feel the same way?
Waiting without smartphones
The second episode
We did it a little while ago
This show is all about natural jokes
We talked about 44 car parks
Of course
It's all about bad jokes
Kokori's jokes are getting worse and worse
Are you serious?
We are doing our best
That's the result of being serious
The rules are different from the topics given
They will go to different places
Until all five of you get together
We have to continue filming
The verification project
In the first episode
Which was held in April
Wide car park
Endo chose 598 car parks
Kaneka chose 44 car parks
What did you choose?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
There was a lot of criticism
After that, the members got together one by one
Tanaka was the only one left
Speaking of bad jokes, isn't it "Sanja no tsutaya"?
In the end, in the third topic "Don Quijote"
All of you got together
However, for Kaneka
It was a project to leave bitter memories
Don Quijote
The first topic that affects fate is
Don Quijote
This is ...
I know it
Don Quijote
I know it but ...
Do you know it?
Object
I don't know "Object"
What do you call it?
Object
That's right
Object
What do you call it?
Object
This is the problem
Object
Do you know what "object" means?
Object
2:40 pm
They get in the taxi one by one and set off for Kowajimachi, Japan
They aim for "big object"
Matsumoto, who showed absolute confidence
Isn't it the one in front of Aogaku in Shibuya?
Kid's castle
Matsumoto is aiming for "big object"
It's hard to define "object"
There is a huge whale in front of museum
Kid's castle
Intelligence or distance like museum
I don't care about "object"
I really don't care about "object"
If you say "upper one", it may be good
"Upper one"?
Maybe some art museum
"Art museum"?
You remember it, don't you?
No, I don't know it
The first inspiration came from Shibuya.
Endo's goal is Shibuya.
And Hosei's goal is Shibuya, too.
Shibuya's "object" is what people say.
Is it a statue?
Is it Hachiko?
Hachiko is famous for kanji.
His goal is Shibuya.
Matsumoto-san, Hamada-san and Hosei-san seemed to be floating.
When the song came out.
I'm thinking of one, too.
By the way, which one is it?
It's Shinjuku.
Kanaka chose Shinjuku.
And Hamada is...
I...
Hosei is...
I really...
I've already thought of it, but there's only one.
The five of you have decided on your destination.
Will you be able to meet them?
There it is!
Meet up without a smartphone.
The first topic is "big object".
Endo's goal is Shibuya.
And there...
Wait a minute.
It's Hamada.
It might be in the same direction.
It's not right, is it?
I don't know where you're going.
But it's in the same direction, right?
It's in the same direction, right?
I think it's good.
I don't like it when Endo and I are in the same direction.
It feels different.
Endo and Hamada are in Niamis!
We're looking forward to meeting you!
Matsumoto heads to Aoyama Children's Castle
I don't think we can all go there
But I think we can go to Yamazaki
I've been there once for an event
I've been there to see it
It's only 10 minutes from the start
They arrive at their destination
This is it for sure
It's easy to get together
I think we'll come to Yamazaki about 70% chance
We're doing an event here
Hosei was worried about that at Hachikou in Moyaizouka
Which one should I go for?
Wait a minute
If there was someone in Hachikou, I'd tell them I was here
I'd cheat them
You know, right?
Yes
You know, right?
That's different
There's a place like that in Aoyama's Children's Castle
I'll go to Moyaizouka
Moyaizouka, not Hachikou
Not Hachikou, but Moyaizouka
They've decided to go to Moyaizouka at Shibuya Station
And right in front of Hosei's eyes
You can see the object of the Children's Castle
I used to meet up with Aiko-chan there
It's huge
Look at it
It's huge, isn't it?
It is
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can't speak anymore
Wow
But you're there anyway
Wow
There were a lot of people with bare arms and black hair
I'm so sorry
It's like passing by each other
I think Yamazaki will come
I don't like it when Hamada comes alone and the next one is Hamada and the taxi
Aoyama and his kids are sure that Matsumoto will come
Will any of them show up?
They don't show up at all
Could it be?
They showed up!
I had a bad feeling about this
I thought Hamada and Matsumoto would take a taxi next
Even if we suddenly meet like this, our positions won't change
Time up!
Connecting the phone and checking the situation
Hello?
We're here
Where are you?
I'm Moai statue in Shibuya
It's Moai statue!
Yama-chan!
Matsumoto san is mad at you!
We don't have a downtown anymore!
We don't have a downtown anymore?
We don't have a downtown anymore!
It's in front of a children's castle!
Oh! It's over there!
Where is Tanaka?
Do you know the object "love" in the center of Shinjuku?
Yes, I know!
The problem is that Endo passed me by!
It's in front of Hachikou in Shibuya!
In front of Hachikou!
Endo is in front of Hachikou!
That's terrible!
It's really close to Yamanami!
Really?
I'm gonna say what you guys think but ...
Is Hachikou an object?
That's not it!
The first problem!
Only downtown met with a huge object!
We failed!
I'm glad we came to Oyama!
That's what downtown did!
They said Hachikou is not an object!
The verification hasn't started yet!
Here is the second problem!
Please!
A shrine!
For people like me,
I think Hachikou is the simplest.
It's the most famous, biggest and has good access!
Let's go!
Amazing!
Where should we wait?
By the way, are you okay?
Hosei and Kokoriko start moving to their destinations
And what about downtown?
I think Toyokawa is the closest
Toyokawa, right?
Toyokawa
We've been there before
We've been there
We've been there many years ago
We've been there many times
Toyokawa
Toyokawa is the god of circuit racing
That's right
Go straight
I can go
Let's go there
Let's go
Downtown aims for Akasaka and Toyokawa Inari which was filmed by "Gaki no tsukai"
Yamazaki, you shouldn't think like that
Who would gather in front of Moai statue in the first place?
You shouldn't think like that
You're not a star
I've never been gathered so I don't know
Endo is Hachikou
Hachikou
It's right in the middle
There are people who meet normally
Hachikou is not object in many ways
Meanwhile, Hosei arrives in Meiji Jingu in Harajuku
I'm counting on you
Hosei arrives in Harajuku in Meiji Jingu in Harajuku
One person is waiting for other members
Hosei arrives in Harajuku in Harajuku
And downtown is …
You shouldn't say like that
It's going to rain
If I get wet, I'll go home
I'll go home at 5
Did Yujiro go home at 5?
Yujiro arrives in Harajuku in Harajuku
Meanwhile, Toyoka arrives in Inari
I can't believe we came here
It's nostalgic. It's always cold when we come here
We came here first. Mr. Yokozawa brought us here
Oh, I remember
It was a big parade and we were stopped at Akasaka Tokyu on the 31st
We had to do something in the shrine
We were in the room and we got a call at night
What are you doing?
I don't know where we are
I said "Let's go to Hatsumode" and we came here
You wanted to do something about baseball
You were told not to do something about baseball
Don't say it!
I didn't think of it
I didn't want you to do something about baseball
Downtown is Akasaka, Toyoka is in Inari
Hosei is in Harajuku, Meiji is in Jingu
They are waiting for each other here
I want to meet them
As soon as possible
It's frustrating
Will they meet?
It's been 1 hour and 40 minutes since they started
Hosei is in Harajuku, Meiji is in Jingu
Downtown is in Akasaka, Toyoka is in Inari
They are waiting for each other here
I don't like this
It's hard to work with stupid juniors
Even if a drinker came
Wasn't anyone there?
I don't know
Didn't you see?
I did it!
Good morning!
I did it!
Endo is proud of you
You were famous
Of course I was
Really?
Yes
You were a famous comedian
Of course
You are smart
When Endo and Downtown met for the first time
I don't think there is no Endo
Endo is famous for...
Taking commemorative photos with tourists
You don't know me, do you?
I'm sure you don't know me
You don't know my name, do you?
Hello
You don't know me
And at that moment
Hosei san!
You're late!
What were you doing?
I was in a hurry
Really? Thank you so much
Thank you so much
I'm glad
It's amazing
That's all we can do
I'm glad
Thank you so much
Meiji Jingu
Hosei and Tanaka safely met up and reported each other on the phone
Meiji Jingu
Oh it's three of us now
It's three of us
It's not a mistake
The volume of on air is coming from here
That's for sure
I'm glad I came here
We are in Akasaka and Harajuku
All of them are in a hurry to meet up
The third topic is...
Let's go to the next one
What is it?
I don't know
If you go straight, it's over there
Where?
Gonnosuke hill?
Not Gonnosuke
I don't know the name of the hill
It's not that far from here
Dogenzaka-ue
We're going back to Shibuya again
Isn't there a famous place like Roppongi?
There's a hill in front of Dogenzaka-ue
You said it! It's there!
I'm not saying it because it's close
It's a tough hill
I'm scared
Dogenzaka-ue?
That hill is tough
The three places including Dogenzaka-ue are close to the candidates
I think you know more about hills
What is it? Can you tell me?
Okay, let's do it
I don't know
The three of them are moving to the hill chosen by Endo
How about Hosei and Tanaka?
First, Isse-no-ryoka
You say the part you don't know
I don't know
The hill in front of Dogenzaka-ue
Spain and Colombia?
You're right
Spain and Colombia
It's a foreign country
I don't know which one it is
I'm not sure if people are going to the hill in Toyokawa-inari
The closer it is, the more people will go
The hill in Colombia is fine
Let's go
Are you sure you want me to ride it?
Don't worry about it
Let's go
We asked for Tanaka's opinion and went to Colombia Hill in Akasaka
At the time, the three of them were in downtown Yamaguchi
Tanaka and Yamaguchi had different opinions
Is it bad if we ask for Tanaka's opinion?
I don't know what Tanaka is thinking
Hosei and Tanaka head for Akasaka
Is it Colombia Hill? I'm worried about it
Please don't say that
Each of them works hard
2 hours and 30 minutes from the start
Hosei and Tanaka arrive at Akasaka and Colombia Hill
Considering the distance between them,
Yamaguchi and Yamaguchi were in downtown Yamaguchi
They chose this hill because of Tanaka's opinion
What awaits them ahead of them is...
Is Yamaguchi there?
Yes, it's close
Please
What?
It's here, right?
No
Are you kidding me?
I can't believe it
He was so open
He was riding it
He was riding it a lot
Yamaji where are you?
I'm in Columbia hill
It's a steep hill from Akasaka to Nihonroku
You guys are stupid
Toyokawa Inari is too close
It's not like a TV show
You guys are close enough
The hills where Downtown and Endo are are …
Dogenzaka Ue Ue is …
Yamaji you can't stay with Tanaka
I won't listen to Tanaka's opinion
He lives in a TV show
I won't listen to him
What are you going to say?
I feel like I'm acting alone
I don't think Tanaka is here anymore
It's been 3 hours since they started
The 4th question is …
I'll figure it out next time
Huh?
This is it
That's the only one
Nishi-Azabu
That's the only one
I think that's good too
On the other hand, Hosei and Tanaka …
Isn't it there?
Kyuuyamate
You enter Shibuya and go to Daikanyama …
That's not there!
Don't say anything!
It's not there!
Let's go
"Gaki no Sky" news!
From July 23rd, "super salt-free paradise" will open!
This year, we have a famous detective who can't laugh!
We're waiting for you with a funny prank!
Downtown
The three of them have arrived first at "Nishiasabu" main building of "Gyochoen"
In front of the store, they're waiting for Kosei and Tanaka!
There's no way I'm first!
That's right!
That means we're going to a different place
"Gyochoen" is not here!
I'm sorry to say this, but when I saw "Gyochoen" from a wider perspective,
I always thought it was limited edition
I thought it was dangerous
I'm sorry about myself
At that moment!
"Gyochoen" is not where you think it is
"Gyochoen" is here!
It's here!
"Gyochoen" is here!
I'm so happy!
At the end, Mr. Hamada said, "Don't listen to Tanaka's opinion"
It's not happening anymore
I'm glad it happened
Since we don't agree with each other, the atmosphere was really bad
It was like "It's your life"
I was surprised!