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Sumo Strongest Manager Deciding Round...
GODSUM!
With the will of the agency and pride...
The managers' fierce battle!
The winner of the battle is...
Masaki entertainer Kano Eiko!
Masaki Sakari!
And Masaki Sakari...
Along with Eikan...
Got a GODSUM reward!
This is how it happened!
I'm an admirer of Kano Eiko.
I've never been on the show...
I never thought my manager would be first.
It's a very complicated feeling...
You've never been on the show, have you?
No, I haven't.
Kano Eiko...
I'd like you to invite me to Hichihengen next time.
And so, tonight...
From GODSUM...
Masari's GODSUM Project!
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiara"...
Every month...
Kano Eiko will be on the show!
Just like you promised...
Just like I promised...
I gave him an offer...
That's right.
To be honest...
I don't know if he'll refuse me...
But I'll do it.
I don't know why, but I'll do it!
Let's hear what he has to say...
Today's star...
Kano Eiko!
Are you okay?
That was quick...
I'd like to have another eight meetings...
We didn't have much time...
That's right...
He worked hard for this job...
That's right...
It's amazing...
It's Masaki's first time as an entertainer...
It's amazing...
You didn't say "Masaki", did you?
It's okay...
Can I look at you from up close?
If I can, I'd like to look at you from a distance...
Please look at me properly...
I'll do it from a distance...
You're weird...
It's funny if you bring a different girlfriend every time...
You can do anything...
No, I can't do anything...
I can't do anything...
Please stop motivating me...
Please stop...
I'm a little embarrassed...
I'm always asking you how far you want to go...
But in reality...
More than half...
Less than 20...
That's right...
It's okay...
If it's more than that...
The difference will be bigger...
That's right...
It's okay...
I'll do my best...
If you say "start", will it start?
It'll really start...
I'll do it all...
More than 7...
7?
What are you saying?
Oh my...
Mozzarella...
How do you like it?
What should we do?
What's the top one?
"Uwasumoto Onuma's performance of "Takeru Nobosaku""
What did you say?
Can I say something?
The ratings were so bad.
So bad?
The ratings for dancing were bad.
It was so funny.
The ratings were so bad.
I don't know.
I don't know what's funny.
But there are musical instruments.
You laugh too much.
Because you laugh too much, the ratings are low.
No, it's not like that.
You laughed at me while laughing at your wife.
You said you would laugh at me.
Your wife is stupid.
Don't say it like that.
Laugh more and coat me.
Your wife is stupid.
Laugh more and coat me.
Thank you for waiting.
This is a hamburger steak.
It looks more delicious than it looks on the menu.
It's a waste to eat.
Let's eat.
Staff?
Do they hate me?
Staff?
Do they hate me?
Staff?
Staff!
I'm hungry!
Am I hated?!
Staff!
Sta...
I'm hungry!
This is not good!
This is...
This is not good!
I was laughing when I saw the face of the guy who was hospitalized.
But it's not like that.
It was long. I thought it was fine.
But it happens.
This kind of thing.
It's the first time.
But it's not that rare.
Hello?
This is the chief's impressionist.
I just finished the game and came back.
Did you all go home?
By the way, who stole the racket from my bag before the game?
The one that was rubbed against such a ragged racket.
Right?
Thanks to you, I was able to participate in the game with such a racket that wasn't mine.
The tennis racket.
We're the tennis club, right?
Who switched my tennis racket with a table tennis racket?
Right?
What?
Did you hit the ball with this racket?
Well, you hit it, but you received it, right?
You're a big hitter from the beginning.
Who switched the racket?
It's you!
Right?
No, it's you.
Before the game, I went to the bathroom, so you told me to look at my bag, right?
You switched it, didn't you?
No, it's you.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
Bag?
Didn't you look at it?
That's a problem, you know?
Huh? Wait a minute.
It's you, isn't it?
Huh? Wait a minute.
Instead of Yoshida?
Yeah.
Yoshida!
Before the game, you told me to polish my racket, didn't you?
You switched it, didn't you?
No, it's you.
Why can't you say it?
Racket?
Didn't you polish it?
That's a problem, you know?
You told me so!
That's a problem, you know?
Huh? Then it's not you?
Huh?
Wait, do we have a manager? Oh, manager.
Oh, the match just ended.
You know, around the waiting room, before the match, was there anyone who looked like they were in a daze?
Huh? Not me.
Was there anyone who looked like they were in a daze and looked like they were in danger?
Huh? Not me.
Uh, like, looked like they were in danger... No, not me.
Doesn't look like you're in a bad mood...
Not me! Not me! Not me!
Not me!
That's enough, you guys!
He really does look like he's in a bad mood...
Why did you have to change your racket like that?
Well...
I'm glad you won the match, but...
See?
Well, you know...
I didn't know if I should do it or not.
Well, you know...
Please look at me with quite a warm look in your eyes.
But, well, well, it's only been two rounds, and we still have five rounds left.
Not at all.
This is just the beginning. This is just the beginning.
We will now begin the Mozzarella Cheese Cup final.
Red team, you're up first.
Begin!
Mozzarella cheese.
Clear.
Mozzarella cheese.
Clear.
Mozzarella cheese!
Clear.
Mozzarella cheese!
Clear.
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Mozzarella cheese!
Clear.
Mozzarella cheese!
Mo-mo-mo-mo-mo!
Mozza! mozza! mozza! mozza! mozza! mo-mo-mo-mo-mo!
Cheese!
Clear.
Moz-moz-moz-moz!
mozzarella!
Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
Take it back! Take it back!
Clear.
Take it back!
Winner is blue.
Damn it.
I don't think he's wrong.
That's blue money.
That's right.
That's blue money.
That's something.
That's blue money.
That's something.
Blue money was fun and white.
It was fun.
I was waiting for blue money from the middle of it.
It's like a picture of how you're going to get eaten.
That's right.
You're going to get eaten.
You two are dressed in white.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Thank you for your hard work.
People say a lot of things like "bibiri" or "hetare" or "sverigei"
No, wait a minute.
Actually, I'm going to show you how amazing my head spins.
Well...
Fireworks!
Fireworks! Summer! Sea!
Swimsuit! Gal! Boobs!
Thank you.
Okay, Mr. Yamazaki... No, Mr. Hosei...
Um... Mr. Tsukitei Hosei...
Um... Can you give us a couple of lines?
Natsume Souseki.
Natsume Souseki!
Historical figures!
Sakamoto Ryoma!
Katana!
Kill!
Vegetables!
Tomato!
Red!
Signal!
Car!
Limousine!
Celeb!
Kanon sisters!
Boobs!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Um... Mr. Matsumoto...
If you could give us a few lines, we'd like to offer you boobs.
Um...
Kato Sari.
Kato Sari!
Boobs!
Mr. Matsumoto...
That was...
That was an assist!
- That was an assist! - What was that?!
Is that possible?
It sounded like "on goal."
No, no... Who cut that?
That was a nice assist!
It was a little too loud.
Ah, I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm really tired.
I don't like it.
A hotel like this.
I don't want to go there again.
What kind of hotel?
"A hotel like this." "I don't want to go there again." "What kind of hotel?"
A hotel is a place where you feel good from 'welcome' to 'thank you'.
I don't want to go there again.
That's not possible.
That's not possible, but if there is one, it's this.
This.
Well, I think there is.
Here.
I shouldn't be doing this.
I really don't want to be doing this.
On the contrary, there is something I want to see.
I really don't want to be doing this.
Well, I think it's up to the hostess.
I don't want to go there again.
I think it's up to the hostess.
Well, I think it's up to the hostess.
Because I'm the mother of the hotel.
Yes.
I think it's up to the hostess.
Is this the hot spring I don't want to go again?
Yes.
If it's up to the hostess, I'll be angry.
It's crazy.
It's hard not to go even when it's raining.
It's crazy.
How can you say you want to see it again?
It was a parody of Matsumoto-san.
"Hagano-san, you were laughing, weren't you?" "No, I wasn't."
"No, I think you were laughing." "I don't want to go to an onsen again. What does it say?"
What does it say? Are you kidding me?
The temperature of the onsen is so hot you'll get a burn.
Whoa!
That's cool.
You'll get a burn.
"Is that a boss?" "There's something about a boss."
The boss is wearing a really cool dress.
You'll get a burn.
Gaki no Sky News!
From July 23rd, "Super Salt Stop Paradise" opens!
This year, we have a famous detective who shouldn't be laughing!
We're looking forward to seeing you laugh at "Torufuku Betton"!
"Wow, there's actually a lot of people." "Yeah, there's a rumor about it."
I finally got it.
A book that summons demons.
All right, let's go.
Make me the most interesting entertainer in the world!
So this summoning was real!
All right, I'll grant you your wish!
Instead of that, I'll take a part of you!
Wait a minute! Take a part of me?
No, that's not what it says!
Hey, that's not what we're talking about!
Hey! Take a part of me?
Hey, who are you guys?!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey! Take a part of me?!
Hey, what's going on?!
Isn't it weird?!
Hey, stop it!
If you stop, you'll go back to hell!
Take a part of me?!
Hey, stop it!
Please!
I didn't summon you guys with that intention!
Please...
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Let go of me!
I took a part of you.
I'll grant you your wish!
Take this!
I saw it at the right time.
He laughed a lot.
He blew it out.
He didn't have eyebrows like that in the first place.
It hasn't changed that much.
That's right.
Thank you all for coming today.
Thank you for coming to my concert.
This song is the last one.
After all, it's everyone!
I want to get excited with a song I know.
I will cover this song.
Big old clock. Big old clock.
Big old clock.
Grandfather's clock.
It's been working for a hundred years.
Grandfather's clock.
I bought it on the morning of my grandfather's birth.
Big old clock.
Now it doesn't work anymore.
That clock hasn't rested for a hundred years.
With my grandfather.
It hasn't rested for a hundred years.
Let's do it together!
All of it! Help me!
Anytime!
Customers, too!
Take care!
Put it in.
Let's do it!
25,000 yen.
Not bad!
Really?
Not sure.
25,000 yen!
So it's 36 times!
It's not different at all!
Don't make me do it!
I was thinking of going back when it was the first two times.
How was it?
The first one was amazing!
The first one was amazing, too!
I was the one who wanted to call the staff!