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The 1st Gaki no Tsukaiya Arahende Chiki Chiki - 53 years old, Hamada Masatoshi - Don't mess with me, it's my birthday party!
If Hamada finds out about this, it will be bad for you.
Hamada can't speak loudly anymore.
Do you know the phrase that Hamada-san says a lot recently?
He says it a lot.
It's really like this.
Hamada has been saying it since 2012.
It's "Don't mess with me!".
"Don't mess with me!".
Even though he is a Gaki no Tsukai, he has said no many times.
"Don't mess with me!".
Yes, the topic of this episode is...
How many "Don't mess with me!" will Hamada-san say to Hamada-san?
He is 53 years old, so he will say it 53 times.
But he will say it twice, right?
Yes, he will say it twice.
His goal is to say "Don't mess with me!" 53 times like his age.
What will happen?
"Don't mess with me!".
"Happy birthday to you!".
"Don't mess with me!".
The members are waiting for Hamada-san's arrival at the venue.
I'm a little nervous.
Me too.
I'll say it normally.
I'm sure you will say it.
Okay.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Hama- chan. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the 53rd birthday party!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Wait a minute. I have a bad feeling about this.
What's wrong with you?
Don't make fun of me!
Hamada, who is cautious, is sitting in his seat.
I've never done this before!
Now, it's time for the present!
The goal is the 53rd "Don't mess with me!"
Let's start with Hosei.
Excuse me for a moment.
What? Are you serious?
Of course I'm serious!
It's your birthday, right?
Go ahead!
I like giving presents to people.
It's better than receiving presents.
What is it?
You like this, don't you, Hamamatsu-san?
It's a seat interview.
I've heard of it, but it's the first time I've seen a package like this.
Really?
This is for Yoyogi Tadashi, right?
That's right! Yoyogi Tadashi-sensei!
This is an item!
Well, I've used it before.
You're annoying!
I've used it before.
You're annoying!
You gave me something I don't need!
You bought it, didn't you?
No, I bought it and I've used it before.
It's only been 5 minutes since the start.
He's already excited.
What's more?
It's not just this, Hamamatsu-san!
What is it?
Seriously!
What happens if you look at it?
If you look at it?
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
There are various kinds.
It's like a fireworks show at first.
It's like a firework show in Okinawa.
Here, Hosei has a strategy.
For example...
Do you want this?
A demon.
He gets a power agent.
You're making people crazy.
It's a gift, right?
Look at this.
He opened it!
He already opened it!
What is it?
Are you serious?
You should really drink it.
Really?
Is it okay?
It's for sale.
Really?
If you drink it and watch the interview...
That's right.
It's fun.
How does it taste?
How is it?
It's not good.
It's easy to drink.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, right?
Doesn't it cheer you up?
It doesn't cheer me up.
Don't open it!
The second one.
You shouldn't drink it like that.
Don't drink it like that.
The result is...
It's an item.
Don't mess with me.
"Don't mess with me" jumped out of Hosei's gift once.
With a feeling of improvement,
with a feeling of improvement,
the next one is Matsumoto's gift.
Mr. Kamaa really...
watched this a lot.
It's been half a month.
He only watched this.
Agata Arima
They say they read it as "Yui".
They say they read it as "Agata Arima".
I see.
It brings back memories.
But we don't know if it's still usable at this age.
That's why we saw the watch earlier.
The watch is still here, right?
Yes, it is.
It looks like a bonus.
You can give it to your wife.
Is that so?
You can give it to your wife.
I see.
You can give it to your wife.
Wait, wait.
What is this?
Take a good look.
What is it?
It's a wallet.
This is important.
This is what we're doing now.
But you're wearing it like this.
You're wearing it like this.
Why don't you wear it like this?
Like this.
Like this?
Are you excited?
I think I am.
Are you excited?
Do you want me to show you more?
What is it?
It's a banana.
I can't open my face.
It's like this.
When we're done with this, we should add a sentence.
Let's go.
Hold on to your underwear.
Let's go.
Hold on to your underwear.
Hold on to this.
As a result, Matsumoto couldn't pull it out.
Next up, Endo will be presenting the Canadian big name "Skajan".
Why can't I cut it?
It's too big for me to read!
It's a little off.
I thought it was okay with "Skajan".
The color is fine.
It's too big.
Is it too big?
There are many kinds.
I like "Skajan" with a small river.
It's hard to read.
I know, I know.
If it was a river, I would have come.
It says "skajan" with a small river.
"Skajan" too, don't mess with me, don't activate it.
Next is a present for Tanaka.
I want to wear something like this.
That's not fair.
No, no, no.
Please eat it.
Please, please, please eat it.
Everyone, of course it's for me.
Seriously, seriously, seriously.
For the first time, you're being serious.
Of course, it's for real.
Adidas.
It's Adidas.
Actually, this is a present for Tanaka.
It's a lemon-patterned sneaker that Tanaka usually wears.
It's a Hamada size.
Actually, in "Gaki no Tsukai"'s recording...
But, Masuo-san, what do you think about wearing this?
What is this?
What are these shoes for?
No, it's amazing.
No, it's funny.
Tanaka's strategy is to give away shoes that Hamada doesn't like.
The moment you see it, you'll say, "Don't mess with me."
What is Hamada's reaction?
What is it?
I like sneakers.
I've been looking for the same type of shoes I usually wear
It's new
I've said it many times, what kind of shoes are you wearing?
Once you wear it, it suits you
It's new, can you try it on?
I'm sorry
I want you to try it on
First of all, he'll wear the shoes and get a chance to pull out "don't mess with me"
Look!
Run around me like this
He's pretending to be tough
Will it come out? Don't mess with me!
Run around me like this
Look!
In the end, Tanaka couldn't pull out "don't mess with me"
In addition, the present for Inomoto is
53 packs of three colors of dango that Hamada is into these days
It's not that sweet
Now we know why he's holding three colors of dango
And Fujiwara is a holster
I see
He doesn't have what's inside
What?!
An hour and ten minutes since verification started
"Don't mess with me" is
what Kosei pulled out only once
Will it come out after this? Don't mess with me!
Hamada's birthday prank "Don't mess with me" verification
In order to celebrate Hamada's birthday, we have invited a guest
It's this person, please come in!
The first guest is Jinnai!
Hamada-san, you play golf, right?
That's right!
Jinnai's present is Hamada's hobby, golf shoes!
Will he be able to pull out "Don't mess with me"?
These are still golf shoes, but the color is perfect for today!
That's true!
It's a golf shoe case!
It's a shoe cover!
Hamada-san, the shoe cover is perfect for you!
What's wrong?
It's perfect for you!
No, no, no!
You're weird!
Why?
You're a gentleman of sports!
This is amazing!
Hamada-san, speaking of which...
I did this as a job!
Why would you give this to a golf shoe?
The next gift is a golf head cover!
Please take the matcha one!
Wow!
Please!
Wow!
I want this!
Please!
It's well-made!
Please use it!
I want it!
It's good quality!
Which one do you like?
Can I kiss you?
A kiss from Jinnai!
Are you kidding me? Are you going to jump out of the car?
Can I kiss you?
What's wrong with you?
Why are you kissing me?
Because it's your birthday.
Are you kidding me? He's going to jump out of the car.
Our next guest is Savannah Takahashi.
Looking back on your life as an entertainer,
you ended up becoming a gorilla.
That's one of the answers.
"Hamada" = "gorilla"
What did Takahashi get for his birthday?
I had a hard time choosing.
I wanted you to look at it quickly.
There's a table letter.
Hamada-san, what's this?
It's a female mosquito net.
This is quite...
You can only get it in the back of the back.
It's a female mosquito net.
Hamada-san, this is a little...
You were surprised just now, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
Hamada-san, this is also a little...
You're really standing up!
I'm happy for you.
Furthermore, Takahashi said...
I know.
If Hamada-san sees this and stands up, what will you do?
That's right.
Right?
I'm calling you.
You're calling me?
Come here!
What are you calling me?
What?
What are you doing?
He's looking at you!
You're cute!
You're stupid!
You're not cute!
A sign of "don't mess with me" is coming.
No, it's not like that!
Takahashi saw this as a match and started attacking!
Chikubi, Chikubi!
You're crazy!
You're stupid!
Chikubi, touch him!
I'm not saying you're a gorilla, Chikubi!
You look happy.
Akashi, stop it!
What is this?
You look happy.
He doesn't have a butt.
It's okay.
He doesn't have a butt.
He got rid of it.
I see.
I'll put it in your car.
Even though she is a female gorilla,
she doesn't say "don't mess with me."
Even after that...
Congratulations, papipepo!
You're 53 years old, papipepo!
Shouji's "congratulations, papipepo!" is...
Hamada, pupe...
Pupe? Hamada, papip...
Huh?
Can you hear me?
I didn't mean it like that.
The next guest is...
Don't mess with me!
Here he is!
Huh?
Stop it!
Stop!
I can't handle it.
Stop messing with me.
It's scary.
I'm scared of you.
What's the matter?
Hold it.
That's too much!
I watched it over and over again at the end of the year.
Oh, that's it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Congratulations, Dahama!
Dahama, it's me!
It's not "don't mess with me", but "cookies with a full smile"!
The present for such cookies is...
It's like a decoration, but...
What's this?
Dahama's best friend, Tomizu "Masa"'s...
He pulled out his hair and...
Huh? You like Masa?
He's kind of alive, you know.
Yeah, he's alive, so...
Is this Masa's?
It's big!
Is this Masa's?
Tomi "Masa"'s...
He's wearing N-shaped sleeves now, and he's pulling out his hair.
He's pulling it out because it's made for him.
Even with the forbidden imitation of Hamada,
he can't pull out "don't mess with me"!
How is it so far, Hamada-san?
Wait...
How is it so far?
I mean, everyone's said that...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
I feel like I'm going to cry.
How did you feel like you were going to cry the most?
No, I didn't.
Huh?!
Where did you feel like you were going to cry the most?
Well, I think it's enough for now.
To be honest, I didn't really feel like crying.
Well, then...
"The Gorilla's Descent"?
- Masa-san's... - "No"?
- "No"?
- It's the same movie. - But it's...
- It is, right? - It is.
- You're crying. - I'm not crying!
I'm not crying! You're making me laugh!
- You guys, do it properly! - We're doing it properly!
- What's with you? You're always messing around. - I know.
- We have another guest. - What? There's more?
- There's more? - Yes, we have another guest.
- Please come in! - Thank you.
- Let's go! - Cheers!
With Silk's special sexy dance, "Don't mess around" is brought out!
- This is a big service! - We can't see it!
- This is a big service!
- Let's go! - Cheers!
Failure!
With this, all of Silk's jokes are over.
- With his first joke... - You're messing around!
"Don't mess around" is also a story from a long time ago.
- Happy birthday! - Unfortunately, this is the end of the verification.
- Happy birthday!
- What's going on?
- Shut up!
- What's going on?
- Are you serious?
- What do you mean?
- Are you...
- Are you serious about this?
- What do you mean?
- Whenever you say something, you always say...
- What do you mean?
- You always say "yo".
- Are you serious?
- What's wrong with you?
- You always say "yo".
- You always say "yo", don't you?
- I don't know about that.
- We don't say "yo" that much.
- You've been saying "yo" for the past two years.
- What? Phrase?
- Yes, you say "yo".
- I don't say "yo". What's that?
- You do say "yo".
- You do say "yo", Mr. Hamada.
- You're terrible!
- You only say "yo" once.
- I do say "yo", don't I?
- You only say "yo" once.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, you wanted us to say "yo" once.
- That's right.
- Oh!
- You don't say "yo" that much.
- Hamada doesn't say "yo" even when he's here.
Five minutes have passed.
I don't think he'll come out.
But what if he comes out with Silk?
Yeah, right?
No, no, that won't happen.
I've prepared a room for you.
Really?
Yeah, really.
Well, well, I'm counting on you.
You don't say that, do you?
You don't usually say that, do you?
I don't say it, I don't say it.
No, you do say it.
I'm not good at it.
No, that's not true, that's not true.
But I won't pay you a cent this time, either.
I'll pay you all of it.
But I won't pay you a cent, either!
No, you won't.
You don't have to say it!
That's the only pass I have right now.
That was almost an answer.
Are you kidding me?!
Did I get it right?!
I did it!
I did it! I did it! I did it!