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"First episode of "Kids don't use it"
Five of you are here today to meet up without using a smartphone
Kids don't use smartphones
It's annoying
You don't have to yell like that
You sound like a celebrity
They are still in shock
We are here without using a smartphone
I said it's reckless
The staff really wanted to do it
When we decided to do it, everyone gathered without smartphones
Everyone except me is stupid
No no no
Everyone says it
Even in the cafe
Everyone says it
Everyone except Matsumoto is stupid
I'm mad
Rules are explained here
The topic is given and five people go to places they imagine
Until all five people gather at the same place, they will keep doing it
Will they be able to meet?
I know, but it's a long journey
It's a long journey
Yagamaru is going to the countryside
The countryside is where you are from
Isn't he a comedian from Sumimatsu?
From Osaka?
Wait a minute
Sumimatsu comedian from Osaka
No one knows about metal rock or alcohol
I see
If you don't meet, you can't finish
Can you tell me about the first place?
I want you to tell me
I want you to tell me how it is
I won't say anything
Just the first place
Look at me
I won't say anything
One, two ...
Isn't it a lie?
What's going on?
Isn't it a lie?
Wait a minute.
Isn't it a lie?
I don't know.
Why don't you come over there?
That's right.
First of all, we don't know where we are going.
Based on Koji-machi's Japanese TV,
we move to each starting point.
There are about three.
Hmm ...
This is a difficult story.
If we can find the correct answer, we will go there.
The thoughts of the other four are shallow after all.
If you think about it like that,
it's actually quite wide over there.
Hmm ...
The risk is high.
I'm sorry to say this,
but there is a possibility that it will be decided in one shot.
Is it okay?
No, but maybe on that topic,
I don't think it's the idea of a parking lot submerged in something.
That's what I thought of a parking lot like Komazawa Park.
I thought it was wide,
but it's a parking lot in Komazawa Park.
It's not just a parking lot.
I don't think everyone thinks like that.
Will the five of them be able to meet?
Can they make an appointment without a smartphone?
First of all, they head for a large parking lot that each of them imagines and set off.
This time, we'll use a taxi to move.
The time limit is 30 minutes.
Where do the five of them aim for a parking lot?
Shall we go to Akasaka?
Considering the time of movement, Masumoto aims for Akasaka, which is close by.
From here, it takes about 10 minutes or 15 minutes, doesn't it?
The time it takes is just right, isn't it?
If Ueno said so, 30 minutes would be difficult.
That's right.
Ueno doesn't say so.
Everyone thinks it's wide.
That's right.
If you say it's not wide...
It's wide.
Komazawa Park's parking lot.
Even if it's a location shoot, I wonder if everyone has a wide sense of space.
Everyone's range of action is very important.
Seriously, it's important.
Endo uses the highway to move.
Where is he going?
Meanwhile, Hosei...
Please go to the parking lot of Yoyogi Park
That's the only place I can think of
The first place you thought of was there
I don't know of any other big parking lots
I don't think there are any
Big parking lots...
10 minutes from the start, Masumoto arrives at his destination
It's here
Akasaka Parking Center
It's hard to tell from the outside, but it's supposed to be pretty big
Hamada-san should know since he's been coming here all the time
To check the size, he goes inside the parking lot
Look at this
If you turn here, I think it's pretty wide
There's also B2
I don't think there's a parking lot this wide in Akasaka
How many cars do you think you can park here?
It's wide!
Let's ask my dad
Excuse me
Can we talk for a second?
Hello
There's even B2 here
How many cars can you park here?
About 150 cars
It's not bad in Tokyo
Especially in Akasaka
It's one of the best parking spots in Tokyo
I don't think so
Thank you very much
That's it
It's definitely here
I think it's in the park
But I don't think so
Hosei is heading to Yoyogi park parking lot
Where do you go when you hear about a wide parking lot?
It's definitely here
This is powerful
It's definitely here
It's amazing
Matsumoto is just waiting for four people
If you're coming, you have to come
Are you crazy?
It's too late
10 minutes late to Matsumoto
Hamada arrives at Komazawa park parking lot
It's huge here
Speaking of wide parking lot
It's definitely here
Are you kidding me?
I think we're almost at the parking lot where I was lost
I was talking about the parking lot in the back right of the next traffic light
There, there, there
Here, here, here
Is it called Hasei Temple? It's huge, isn't it?
It's huge, isn't it?
This, this, this, this, it was huge
But I don't think everyone thinks of it like that
It'd be nice if at least one person came
That's why I'm telling you, you're all stupid
You're all stupid
I've been here before and I know this place for sure
But I think only 5 cars can stop you
Because you're stupid
You're all stupid
5 minutes later, Tanaka arrives at his destination
Please
Please come
I'm begging you
You know where it is, right?
It's here, right?
There's no mistake
It's here, here, here
It's not here
Let's look from the inside
Maybe it's still inside
Look!
It's huge, isn't it?
Look!
It's huge, isn't it?
Now we just have to wait for everyone to come
Really
No way, this is the worst
Nobody is here
Where are you guys?
Matsumoto calls up and checks where the four of them are
Hello?
Nobody answers
I'm Endo but nobody comes here either
Endo, where are you? Where are you?
I'm here next to Odaiba city
I don't have a place to park
You don't?
I didn't have it
There is a parking lot
I don't like people who go to Odaiba
Are you kidding me?
You can park 598 bikes
Of course I can
You can't park above the sea
Where is Tanaka?
Where is he?
He is in Daikanyama
Daikanyama?
It's near Hachiman street and Daikanyama is like Nihon Kaogu
But it's small
It's not small, you can park 44 bikes
It's small!
44? Are you kidding me?
Hey, are you serious?
Everyone has been here to record
Yama-chan!
Yes?
Yama-chan, where is it?
I think it's really memorable
It's Yoyogi park that we used for "Yo!"
Yoyogi park?
There is no parking lot next to park
How many bikes can you park in Yoyogi park?
85 bikes
85 bikes?
How about you Hamada san?
I live in Komazawa park which is close to Yama chan
There is no normal parking spot
You can't park 225 bikes
It's too far away from Kojima city
How about you Matsumoto san?
You know what?
Think about the distance
It starts from Kojima city
It's Akasaka
Akasaka?
There is a parking lot in front of Love hotel in Akasaka
You can't park 150 bikes there
Do you know?
There is a parking lot in Akasaka where you can park 150 bikes
It's there
So we were all separated
We were all separated
It's sad that we don't have one pair
Let's do our best next time
Tanaka you are terrible
Tanaka, there is a parking lot with 44 bikes
It's around there
What are you thinking about?
Forsey san said Yoyogi park
He chose it based on some unusual pattern
That's a different way of thinking
Yama chan chose it
Are we going to be separated?
I don't know
It's a big sign
Is it possible?
No way
Each of us
That's right
There is one place I always think it's weird
Let's go there
I see
This might fit
Where is Sun Music?
Sun Music's sign with lion
I always see it
Let's go there
Next, from where you are now, aim for the big sign you imagine
It's just a parking lot, but it's so different
I always thought there is only one Odaiba
Each of us has different way of thinking
Endo, Odaiba was also there
I thought Odaiba is far away
But I wanted to go there
It's terrible to do like this
When you chose parking lot, there weren't many people
Right
But it was wide
I thought it was wide
But it was wide in parking lot
Can you see it?
Endo is driving on highway to city
There are so many signs
Look at this
What was it?
Car seven
It's over there
Look at this, Takachi
Car seven
Look at this car seven
It's big
It's high speed
It's hard to gather today
It's hard to gather
Matsumoto arrives at his destination
I can see it now
Look at this
Onishi Lion
It's big
I don't have to see Onishi Lion anymore
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's big, isn't it?
I only see Onishi Lion when I pass by here
This is it
Onishi Lion
I only think of Onishi Lion when I pass by here
I don't worry about it
I worry about it
This sign has been here for a long time
Radio Nippon Onishi Lion
I know it because of that pose
I don't know if it's a radio
Can you see it?
I found it!
Who is it? Yamazaki?
I did it!
I found it!
I did it!
Tsukitei-san, right?
I did it!
I'm sure of it
There are a lot of big signs but
this one is the best
I wish one more person would come
but for now
I'm sure of it!
I'm so happy!
I'm not talking about musicians' albums
There are a lot in Shinjuku and Shibuya
but this one!
This one has been on my mind for a long time
Yes, it has been on my mind for a long time
I'm worried about it
I'm worried if it's okay
I'm not worried
I'm sure of it!
I remember it
I'm not worried
But they are stupid
They come from far away
You are talking about them
I think Komazawa is stupid too
You don't think about next one
I don't think about it
The parking lot you mentioned earlier
44 of Kita and Tanaka
I was scared
You were scared
I went to 44 of wide parking lot
I was scared of it
Is it that one?
Yes, that one
That one
Isn't it big?
Look!
It's big, isn't it?
It was this big
It was bigger than I imagined
I'm afraid of "kokoriko"
"Kokoriko" is a combination of "ok" and "odaiba"
"Odaiba" is not here
This is big
This is it
There are two patterns
Front version and upper version
Nobody is coming?
Nobody is coming? No way
No way
The sign is huge
It's huge
Kusabi Ashiba
This huge sign
Hanada Masaru
Why is nobody here?
It's a huge sign
It's not good
Hanada Masaru
Speaking of huge sign, it's an upper hotel with our president's picture
What else comes to your mind?
Hanyu
The most famous place in Tokyo
Hanyu
No way
Hanyu
No way
Hanyu
No way
Where is it?
I'm serious
Why isn't it here?
Hello?
Me and Mr. Yamazaki have already met!
What?!
You've met?
We've met! It's already been a while!
Mr. Natsuno and Mr. Forze have met!
Of course!
Where?
Yotsuya.
Yotsuya?!
Yotsuya's 4th chapter.
It's where Q-san Music's office used to be.
There's a sign for Onishi Lion there, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Where are you, Hamada?
I'm in Akasaka.
Akasaka?!
It's the sign for the president of Appa Hotel.
Oh!
The president of Appa Hotel.
It's pretty common.
I'm right under the sign for Onishi Lion in Akasaka.
Where's Tanakawa?
Tanakawa is right under the sign for Omotesando's Samansa Tabasa.
What do you mean, "under the sign for Samansa Tabasa"?
Isn't that just a normal sign?!
It's huge!
Don't say stupid things like that!
It's huge!
But it's getting closer than before.
Yeah, it's getting closer.
Let's meet up.
I want to meet up.
Let's meet up next time.
I want to meet up.
But this is the right place.
I'm sure it's bigger here!
So you two are going to build it together?
Yeah.
Let's go to the next place.
Let's go.
Let's think about it. We can think about it together.
This is difficult.
There are many options.
I'm curious about "often".
Even if you say "often"
Can the five of them meet?
Next week, they meet without smartphones and "often"
It's going over there.
There used to be a spoke in front of it.
The park in front of Sanseido.
The place where Mr. Suga took a punch.
It's better to sing.
It's better to go home.
In the history of the program that spans 27 years,
What is the location of memories that Donin chose?
But it's small, isn't it?
It's not small. 44 cars can be parked.
It's small!