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First episode, "Kids' Uses and Unuses", let's go!
Thank you for watching "Kids' Uses and Unuses"!
You've come this far!
Even though I'm not into Hamamatsu this much...
You didn't buy it.
Oh, really?
You've come this far!
It's been 8 months since "Tamuken".
Maybe "Tamuken" and "Douki" are different?
Different?
That's right.
That's right, that's right.
Here...
"Douki"...
I think "Douki" counts.
You're Yamagio's junior, right?
No, I'm not.
I'm his senior.
Let's have him appear as our star today!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
One, one, one more!
Do you hate this kind of thing?
Do you hate it?
Hamamatsu doesn't get involved with people he doesn't know at all.
Oh, really?
Not even in this show.
Oh, really?
He's been getting involved with the Ritton Investigator lately.
Oh, I see!
He's got a lot of free time.
Oh, I see!
I see!
Is he a Ritton Investigator?
He's more of a Ritton Investigator.
It's like this.
Where do you go?
You have to go up or you'll get cut off.
That's right.
For me, it's either here or here.
Which one is it?
Here or here?
You're really cheating, aren't you?
Why?
You keep saying "here" and "here" and I feel like I'm going to slip, too.
Don't say that!
If you say "here", can't you fix it properly?
You're amazing!
It's not like that!
It's not like that.
If you say "here", I won't go.
You have a lot of motives, so you want to win against Kekoba or Tamuken, right?
Well, of course.
Tamuken.
Oh, Tamuken.
He's a big star.
Why did you quit Yoshimoto? You have so many motives.
You know, when the theater collapsed, they said you were fired, too.
Hey! Hey!
As usual, Moa.
What should we do for the opening?
What should we do for the project?
Let's see.
What is it?
The one at the top, what does it mean?
This is...
Ah, as expected.
From now on...
It's time for you to show it.
You're playing with me perfectly.
It's time for you to show it.
Is that so?
Are you ready to be played with?
I know.
Haba, Haba.
It's bad that you're trying to prevent it.
It's a good thing.
That's right.
If you don't try to prevent it.
You'll be playing with me.
Are you God of patterns?
You're trying to prevent me.
But you're like that, aren't you?
- That's amazing. - Let's do it with double "sakata".
That's what I'm thinking about.
Double "aho" is amazing.
I want to do it in the middle of the song.
No, no, no.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?
After all, this live world is fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
Huh? What?
Is it open already? Is it open already?
Huh? Is it open already?
I just got here.
Huh? Is it over already?
What is it? Is it over already?
Huh?
What?
3,000 yen?
Huh? 3,000 yen?
Do you pay 3,000 yen?
I came here 30 minutes ago.
Do you pay 3,000 yen?
Isn't it expensive?
I'll pay it!
I said I won't!
I'll pay it!
I said I won't!
I'll pay it!
I said I won't!
I'll pay it!
I said I won't!
Yes!
I said it's short!
30 minutes and 3,000 yen!
It's expensive!
I'll pay it!
Isn't 30 minutes 3000 yen expensive?
I sounded the drums and said, "I'll pay!"
I'll pay!
I'll pay for thirty minutes!
I'll pay for 30 minutes for 3000 yen!
I'll pay!
I'll pay.
I'll pay you!
Three thousand yen is expensive.
I'll pay you!
I'll pay you.
What a voice you have.
Yes, you do.
What a voice.
What kind of voice is that?
I'm sorry.
I'll pay you cheaply.
You can't pay me.
I don't want to deceive you.
Well, it's like this.
I've been doing this for a long time.
I was very persistent and persistent.
No, but...
When I came back and sat down, I was a little crazy.
Unexpectedly, I'm crazy.
Recently...
In Shibuya...
A young woman...
She wears pants on her waist.
A young woman...
A woman who wears pants on her waist?
It doesn't make sense.
Yes.
After all, men wear pants.
Yes.
Even if it's a red and blue woman!
That's what men say! Pants are like that!
Even if it's a red and blue woman!
That's what men say! Pants are like that!
Even if it's a red and blue woman!
That's what men say! Pants are like that!
AH! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM!
SUPER!
SUPER...
ROAD!
Hurry up and go home.
This is tough.
This is bad.
Tanaka, you were fast!
I struggled a little.
You have to press one button, right?
There are five buttons, but can you hold them?
You're right.
Thank you for your patience.
We will now have a 60-minute match.
Young player, 210 pounds...
TIGER MASK!
(laughter)
What are you doing?
Don't stand up.
That's enough.
(laughter)
That's enough.
We don't have much time.
(laughter)
What is this?
It's our eighth week.
(laughter)
Okay, okay.
That's enough.
What is he doing?
We don't have anything.
We don't have anything, but it's amazing.
(laughter)
We can't go home until we pay for it.
(laughter)
We'll end up like that.
We'll keep going around until we pay for it.
(laughter)
In that sense, what else is there?
My favorite, omelet rice.
Why omelet rice?
Does that mean you like omelet rice?
That's possible, right?
How can you say you like omelet rice?
I like ketchup.
Ketchup?
I like ketchup.
But you don't like tomatoes.
I don't like tomatoes.
I like ketchup.
You've been together for so long and you don't know anything about Hamamatsu.
(laughter)
Did you know that I like ketchup?
I know ketchup.
No way!
I know it.
You only know ketchup, right?
(laughter)
If you eat ketchup, you'll eat meat, right?
(laughter)
It's cold.
♪ Even to this young boy ♩
♪ seasons are passing by ♩
♩ Running, running ♩
♩ we will one day ♩
♩ reach that flowing wind ♩
♩ and be blown away by you ♩
♩ and count the number of stars we saw back in those days on the TV ♩
Oh!
That's close!
It's over.
That was bad.
I'm sorry.
Somehow...
We managed to change it.
That's right.
But it keeps moving.
That's right.
I was wondering if it would stop.
That's right.
It came out.
♩
Yum yum yum yum.
Well, well.
I'm sorry for being late.
I'm Furuhata.
Today is an emergency.
Can I think about it for a moment?
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It's amazing to move on with the main story.
It's a little hot.
That's right, Endo Uchiaki is...
Oh, that's right.
It's almost the same period of time.
Well, it's been six months since I bought it.
But it says "chikubi zumo" here.
It doesn't say "chikubi". It doesn't say "chikubi" at all.
It says "gachinko zumo", but it doesn't say "chikubi".
Oh, I see.
Hello, hello. I am Mr. Children's Sakurai!
Hey!
Sorry, sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm Mr. Children's Sakurai!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Ah! Safe!
Sorry about that, I had to.
I should have taken this opportunity.
There's many customers today and I'm happy.
Let's see how it is on this side and this side.
[ Paparzelu! ]
[ Paparelu! ]
[ And I'm Paparezlu! ]
[ I'll let you go ]
[ And then I'll let you go again Paparezlu! ]
"No way!" Thomas Nozomune says.
Hey!
Huh!
Ugh!
Huh!
Hey!
Ugh!
Huh!
Last one.
- Last one? - Yes, we have six now.
- First of all, the mayor. - Yes, that's right.
- That's right. - Yes, that's right.
- The new mayor. - Yes, that's right.
- He's a good man. - He is.
- He's good. - It doesn't take that long.
- You're right. - Preparations are like that.
- They come right away. - They come right away.
- Yes.
Actually, Armie is a serious guy.
He's that kind of person.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
- Sorry for keeping you waiting. - Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Let's do it quickly.
- He's fast. - He's fast.
Hey!
It's cold recently, isn't it?
It's cold, isn't it?
I'm going to take off my gear.
Hey!
It's cold, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
I have something to say.
It's cold.
Wait a minute.
I'd like to tell you something secretly.
It's cold.
Wait a minute.
I need you to receive this.
Wait a minute.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's hot! It's hot!
It's too hot! It's too hot!
It's hot because it's January.
Wait a minute.
I'll show you a cool trick.
Wait a minute. It's hot.
It's hot!
One more time.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
It's good, isn't it?