AISubs v3.4
Let's watch Yoshinobu vs Onuma's mud match for the third time in "Kids' Uses".
It's 30 minutes late.
Ah, 30 minutes late.
30 minutes late.
But that doesn't mean it's not good.
That's right.
That's why.
Do you remember this match?
It was late.
Late.
I love it.
Oh, do you?
The mud match.
Mud match.
I like watching it here.
But when I watch it on TV, I hate reading it.
You hate it.
I'm sorry.
I hate it.
You hate F-1, right?
You like F-1, right?
I'm sorry.
You like mud match, right?
Mud match.
If there is a mud match, we are the heroes of mud match.
Here is the star of the match.
Please come out!
Hello.
You always have a good match.
I don't think about going on TV or anything like that.
Well, well, well.
That's right.
It's not like there's a site or anything like that.
That's right.
Mud match.
What about you two?
Do you like or hate mud match?
This is the last one.
Oh, I see.
We want to end it with a final match.
You just want to end it on your own, don't you?
But even if they want to end it,
Mr. Hamada loves it.
He's fine with it for about two hours.
Yoshinobu vs. Onuma Mud Match
Here is the menu for this mud match.
There are some things you know and some you don't know.
That's right.
What's that in the middle?
Bruce Lee.
Oh, it's easy to understand.
That's right.
It might be good, but...
Well, this is also part of F-1.
Let's go!
Bruce Lee Mud Match!
This is also Bruce Lee versus mud.
It's a simple story.
There's no water in it, so it's not dangerous.
Let's begin!
Ready...
Start!
Is Bruce Lee in it?
I think it's Bruce Lee's generation.
That's right.
You can do it!
He's in it. Bruce Lee's in it.
I think he went in from a different side.
He's in it.
He's in it!
What?
Bruce Lee's in it.
Look at his face!
Is that what you were making?
Bruce Lee's making a good face.
He's in it!
Wow!
He's in it!
That's amazing.
He looks good!
That's what we want to see!
He's in it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
How was it?
It was wet at the end.
Anyway, it was 12 seconds.
12 seconds as an advantage.
It was fun.
I thought it would be best if I could do it.
Now, let's move on to the next competition.
What is a face-to-face rap battle?
Face-to-face rap?
Face-to-face rap battle is to challenge whether you can break 10 raps in five minutes.
Isn't it good?
It's good.
You are out of breath now.
It's good for you to finish off.
I will finish off.
Let's move on to the next competition.
Ready, start!
He said "oh".
He said "oh" first.
That's right.
This is really dirty.
This is a real pattern.
He said "oh".
It was really dirty.
You were really angry.
You made a good face.
You can't push 30 minutes.
You can push for one or two hours.
You can push in the middle of the night.
It's like Yoshinomu's "deco".
It's like when you put too much energy into it.
I can't do it at all.
It's a dangerous time.
It's too warm.
I want to end this show with Yoshinomu's ugly gesture.
Isn't it Yoshinomu?
That's good.
He's good at rapping.
It's dangerous.
This is your chance.
That was dangerous.
I'm going to do this 10 times.
It's getting better.
He's using a trick.
It's getting interesting.
He's using a trick.
That's good.
He's using a trick.
The power of these two...
He changed his mind.
It's dangerous.
I see.
If I had been careful, this wouldn't have happened.
It's hard for two people to do it at the same time.
I was scared.
Look at Yoshinomu's "deco".
It's coming.
Look at it.
Only his nose is left.
It has nothing to do with love.
Good luck.
It's amazing.
You still have time.
It's Yoshinomu's "deco".
It's coming out well.
Look at Onuma's "deco".
It's coming out well.
Time's up!
That was dirty.
That's right.
He was strong.
It's going to end soon.
Let's not make it end soon.
Next is foreign language competition!
Let's talk in foreign languages.
You'll hear voices.
Let's do it.
Start!
The first topic is...
Russian teachers and subordinates who preach.
Which one is which?
It's up to you.
It's amazing.
What did you say?
Your voice is too small.
You can't push the mud down.
But it's not mud.
It's mud, so I pushed it down.
(Japanese)
Next is Korean.
Before marriage, father and daughter.
I don't know which one is which.
It sounded like Korean.
Which one is which?
(Japanese)
Yoshinobu vs. Onuma mud match.
Next is Hamasaki and Ayumi's retirement concert showdown.
Start!
Everyone!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for coming, everyone!
You didn't write anything.
What did you write?
Thank you for coming, everyone!
You didn't write anything.
Why are you singing?
I don't want to say it.
It's a big mud match.
It's not a mud match.
It's a big mud match.
It will be the last song.
Thank you.
I'm really happy.
You left the microphone.
Thank you.
Until the day we meet again...
Thank you for the encore.
I'm really happy.
Let's sing together.
Thank you.
Take care.
Bye bye.
What's wrong?
Thank you, everyone!
I'm really happy.
It's the last song.
Thank you.
I'm really happy.
I don't know if we will meet again.
Take care.
Bye bye.
Thank you.
You won't lose, will you?
Thank you.
I lost.
Don't die!
What was it?
The last one to fall.
But it's still stable.
It's stable.
Next is freestyle rap battle!
It's a battle where you rap and diss each other.
I feel like I won.
I know, right?
I'm curious about Onuma's rap.
Yeah, I can feel Onuma's rap.
This young man isn't very good.
Let's go!
Rap battle, start!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yo!
You really can't be helped.
You don't go to meetings or work.
What are you doing?
Hey!
You're an old man.
I'm the president and I'm always busy.
You're the president and you're always playing.
I'm always working.
I don't know about you, but you're always carrying brands' bags.
Pay the staff in two days.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
We are...
I'm always...
I'm always thinking about you.
You should do something about it, too.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
What's up with you?
Can't you sing a rap song?
You're so sharp-tongued.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
I can do anything.
I'm smart, cool and tall.
What's good about you?
Yo! Yo!
There's nothing good about me, but you're like this.
There's nothing good about me.
I'm honest and nice, but...
He's honest and nice.
We're friends.
We're friends in the end.
What's up with you?
You say things like that.
You're always out and about.
You say you're nice.
But you're actually dark.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Aren't you...
dark?
The end!
I admit I'm dark.
It was really dirty.
Next, we will have a mouth-to-mouth match with kabuki speech and gestures.
Ready, start!
I don't know. Which one should I do?
It's hard for me.
Which one should I do?
It's hard for me.
It's mouth-to-mouth.
Like brain.
Like brain and facial expression.
It's different.
It's mouth-to-mouth.
I'm dark.
You are dark.
It's decided.
What are you saying?
It's dirty.
It's dark.
After this, it's a mouth-to-mouth match again.
Yoshinobu versus Onuma, dirty match.
After this, it's a mouth-to-mouth match again.
You are mouth-to-mouth and your opponent is mouth- to-mouth.
Let's do it for now.
Ready, start!
Mr. Bear?
How cute!
Mr. Bear is so cute!
What's wrong?
It's okay, it's okay!
So cute!
He's gone, he's gone!
He's gone!
Is this terrible?
It's terrible, really.
A bottle-filling battle!
Let's end it here! Let's end it with a bottle!
Let's use our last strength and end it with a bottle!
Ready, start!
The fast song has begun!
So cute!
This side is more lively.
That's right.
He's got a lively face.
He's shining.
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone!
Isn't he in a zone?
He's gone!
A fierce battle!
It's fierce!
He's in a zone!
That's good.
I wanted to see it.
That's funny.
Adolescent non-adolescent young people battle!
Adolescent non-adolescent young people.
Yes.
The viewers will give a speech.
And young people will join it.
Let's do it.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Ready.
Start!
Congratulations today.
You have a good day today.
As one of your seniors in life, we are proud of you.
What?
Get up.
We are the main characters.
What are you talking about?
Adolescent non-adolescent young people battle!
Let's do it.
Ready.
Start!
Adolescent non-adolescent young people battle!
(50 heavy shots)
They're mixed up.
(100 heavy shots)
(100 shots of ice)
Wow, that's a big horse!
Hit it! Hit it!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's burning!
It looks like it's burning.
It's boring.
Japanese TV is enough.