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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara"
Chiki Chiki!
Suddenly a Japanese martial arts championship!
Well, we haven't even done it once.
Not even once.
Yes, yes, yes.
What if we do it all of a sudden?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, of course, I've been told about it for a few weeks now.
Yes, yes.
But I really hate cheating.
Yes, yes.
I don't even look at it at all.
Of course!
Really, really.
Of course, of course.
I only look at my own memory.
This time, five people who don't know anything about Japanese traditional arts, Japanese martial arts, will challenge seriously with only their imaginations!
Choose one of the five performances you have prepared, and make your own makeup that suits the performance,
listen to the song for the first time on the spot, and show off your original Japanese martial arts!
No mischief at all!
What kind of performance will the five of you show us?
But I thought of doing this in the end.
Yes.
As a person, it's like a luxury, isn't it?
Ah, I see!
No, but that's true, isn't it?
That's true, isn't it?
Certainly, that's...
After all, you can't do it for a low-class guy like me, can you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Certainly.
Well...
Mr. Hamada seems to be looking forward to it very much.
No, I think I'll do it for Endo.
Ah, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Endo seems like a good person.
That's true.
Mr. Hamada seems to be looking forward to it very much.
What?
Give it back!
But I thought of doing it in the end.
As a person, it's like a luxury, isn't it?
Ah, I see!
What?
As a person, it's like a luxury, isn't it?
This time, five people with no knowledge of Japanese dance will listen to a song on the spot and challenge for Japanese dance.
Let's start with Danaka.
First of all, choose a performance you want to dance from the five you have prepared.
There are various things.
Are you going to decide this already?
Wow, are you serious? That's amazing!
Are you going to decide it already?
Kagami-jishi, Tenaraiko...
I don't know at all.
But I'm really scared of this.
Kagami-jishi's this.
I don't know what will be left of this.
Are you going to decide it like this already?
I'll decide it like this.
Then, should I choose this one?
Tenaraiko!
Should I choose Tenaraiko?
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
Because I don't know anything.
What Danaka has chosen is...
Tenaraiko, where a girl in a terracotta costume dances with a parasol and a Tenaraizo in her hand.
Before dancing, she will put on the makeup she thinks of from the title "Tenaraiko".
It's difficult.
But I believe in myself.
She will put on the makeup she thinks of from the title "Tenaraiko".
Tenaraiko, where a girl in a terracotta costume dances with a parasol and a Tenaraizo in her hand.
Tenaraiko's Japanese dance, "VTR".
Here you go!
It's my first time listening to music like this.
Yes, it's my first time.
It's not bad.
Can I run?
What is this angry feeling?
There is an older Ryan.
Isn't he a trainee?
He is a trainee.
That's not it.
He is an older Ryan.
He is not a trainee.
What is he holding?
Is he holding a cane?
He is prepared for it.
He is like an original child.
He is already an adult.
He is slowly moving.
He is moving slowly.
He is moving too fast.
What is wrong?
The stage is wide.
There is no point in spinning it.
Couldn't you paint the neck part white?
Isn't it necessary?
Back?
He's doing back.
I don't do back for reading.
I just do it.
Look.
His face is angry.
His face is angry and his chin is long.
His chin is...
His chin is long.
He finally puts down his umbrella and uses it.
What is it?
It's a hand-held...
What is it?
He's saying "Ooh".
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Do it!
Use it!
It's been a long time.
It's over, it's over.
Can you tell us how you feel?
I'm going to a terracotta-like martial arts classroom, right?
You're going to one?
Then you're a haroikei.
- Then show me! - But that's Japanese martial arts.
So I expressed my feeling of holding back.
Next, we'll go to the last one.
- What did you dance to at the end? - "Ume wa saitakattu".
I know what it is by looking at the start.
- That's true. - Something like that.
- To be honest, it's the first song I've heard of it. - Really?
- But I've heard of it somewhere. - Really?
- It's quite an up-tempo song. - Up-tempo?
- It's quite up-tempo. - It smells a little scary.
Endo has chosen "Ume wa Saitaka".
"Ume wa Saitaka" is a song about women, flowers and shells.
This song is often performed at funerals and other events.
First, we'll perform "Kesshou wo Okonaru", which we'll perform from the title song.
The bass is Tetta Shiro.
Endo, who always puts on make-up with a serious expression.
It's about 2 p.m. on a Sunday.
It's like "No Fix".
But when I saw it, I thought it was Maiko-san.
It's different from Maiko-san.
Is it Maiko-san who does Japanese dance?
Oh, but he was learning something.
Oh, I see.
Hey, it's okay. I understand it now.
He imagines Maiko-san he saw on TV before and puts on make-up at once.
Endo-ryu, plums are in full bloom.
It's red.
What are you doing?
It's moving a lot.
It's high tension.
It's high tension of movie.
Do it properly.
I won't do it.
I wanted to do it with you last night.
I didn't do it properly.
It's moving a lot.
My face won't go back.
I know.
Your face is dark.
What are you looking at?
It's moving a lot.
What is it?
I saw it for the first time.
Let's ask him.
He said the opposite.
Let's ask him.
What is it?
It's high tension of movie.
It's moving a lot.
What is it?
It's moving a lot.
What is it?
It feels like you.
It's moving a lot.
She is a bad woman.
What does "dazzling" mean?
Plum blossoms are in full bloom, so I'm waiting for them outside.
I'm not an old man, but I'm waiting for plum blossoms to bloom.
What does that mean?
I don't know the meaning of chopsticks.
What were you shaking?
I was shaking soil.
Seeds?
I said "seeds", but I made a mistake.
Seeds on top?
Are you saying "seeds"?
Let's go, Yama-chan.
Good morning.
It's beautiful.
What should I do?
Wait a minute.
Okay, I'll do "kagami-jishi".
Hosei chose "kagami-jishi", where a lion and a girl are dancing in front of an old man.
Hosei starts putting on makeup.
Unlike the previous two, he applies nail polish to parts other than the face.
I have to make sure I look good.
Japanese beauty lies in detail.
Hosei-ryu "kagami-jishi", which is meticulously finished to represent the beauty of Japanese women.
Will it work?
Wow, I see.
From the beginning...
It's in there! It's in there! It's in there!
It's in there! It's in there!
This is bad! It's in there!
She's joking around.
She's laughing so much.
Her face is in there too. Her face is in there.
It's in there a lot.
Isn't this for girls?
You can use boobies like that?
Yes.
I've seen it.
I think it's best for girls.
How about this?
You're getting used to it!
Can you do it again?
I don't know what to do at the end.
I don't need it!
Boobies.
It's longer than I thought.
It was long.
It's long, wasn't it?
It's longer than I thought.
It's a way of using boobies!
You brought boobies for others.
It's true.
It's a waste of time!
I made up my mind in the end.
Well, you know...
It's a waste of time!
It's totally different, isn't it?
What kind of story is it?
This is "Hounou", isn't it?
"Hounou", yes.
This lion is called "Hounou-suru-mai".
And, well...
This person is about to be "kissed" by the lord.
"Kissed"?
Oh, this person...
That's why you were shaking in front of me.
That's why, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's a little wasteful, isn't it?
Well, everyone...
Well, I think...
There is a problem with the order.
But, for some reason, I think it's you, Abao-san.
We would like you to choose one of the five.
Huh? What is this?
This one.
I'll go with this one.
What Hamada chose is...
A fairy of Fuji flowers appears in the form of a girl...
And dances with a girl's heart...
"Fuji-musume" (Fuji-girl)
Immediately...
He imagines "Fuji-musume" and puts on make-up.
Is it okay like this?
It's not like...
It's more like...
Shouldn't you have put something on the base?
Oh, I got it! You should have put this on!
I'm done for...
I've never seen him like this before.
He was doing a special program for kangaroos.
But I've never seen him like this before.
I've only seen him like this since he was white.
He's not good either.
I should show him how to apply oil first.
While complaining, he finishes his makeup with his unfamiliar hands.
Ouch!
Tamadari's Fuji Musume...
Could it be...
I'm done for...
VTR, go ahead!
Fuji Musume...
The bottom...
All of a sudden?
You're an old lady!
All of a sudden?
It's not "musume"!
The bottom...
The bamboo...
I know it's long, but I don't know what's going on.
Something's falling.
Is it a production?
No, it's an image.
I don't know what I want to do.
It's a blessing, isn't it?
The story...
What is it?
I thought it was over.
What is it?
Use this fallen one.
I'm scared.
It's falling again.
How should we make this stick?
It's not a stick.
I can't move at all.
I thought it was over, but the music doesn't end.
Do something about it.
It's over.
Nothing happens.
What's wrong?
It's over!
It's a shame!
You chose a funny one.
His hands are amazing.
His hands are...
I'm sorry.
I said it earlier, but...
I...
I also chose "Fujimusume".
What?
You chose "Fujimusume"?
I didn't choose it like that, though.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was "Punch Drunker".
"Fujimusume", I guess.
I knew it.
At my age...
Masumoto also chose "Fujimusume", just like Hamada.
He immediately starts thinking about the title "Fujimusume".
"Kaiji Demon" and stuff like that.
Matsumoto gradually becomes useful while putting on makeup.
"Fujimusume" by Matsumoto style.
Could it be...
This is the last one.
Matsumoto-san's Japanese dance.
It's a start.
Here you go!
Oh, you're coming out.
Oh, you're coming out from this side.
Oh, like this.
This is good, isn't it?
This production is working well for you.
Oh, you're coming out.
You're coming out!
Oh, you're coming out!
You're coming out!
Is this what you're doing, Matsumoto-san?!
Oh, you shitty old woman!
Did you see it, Kagami-san?
But how is it?
You haven't used it yet, have you?
Oh, you've noticed it now.
She has just noticed it and...
What will happen?
She doesn't know what to do anymore.
She hasn't used it yet.
She hasn't used it at all.
She's finally shaking it.
This is what happens.
She hasn't used it at all.
What's wrong?
She hasn't used it at all.
Look at her movement.
She hasn't used it at all.
But the variation is awful.
Look at this.
What is she doing?
She hasn't used it at all.
She has put it down.
What's this?
She has put it down.
She hasn't used it at all.
Look at this.
She hasn't used it at all.
What's this?
She hasn't used it at all.
What are you doing?
I'll hide it. I'll hide my face. I'll hide my face.
You know it. You know it. You'll hide it at the end.
But you saw the story, didn't you?
Fujii noticed it in the middle and then he became one with Fujii.
He's looking for it. He's looking for it too.
But I'm a little happy and embarrassed thinking that I might have lost to Fujii.
Are you that happy and embarrassed?
I'm 15 years old.
What?
Your daughter?
My daughter is 15 years old.
She's 15 years old.
Let's ask Mikachiyo-sensei about their dancing.
Tanaka-san, you're an apprentice, right?
Yes, I am.
But you don't walk like that, do you?
I can't do that.
You can't do that?
Yes.
But what I thought was good about Tanaka-san's dancing is that you move your neck like you're swinging a stick.
Like I said earlier, you express your pain and sexiness, don't you?
Yes, I think I did my best to express it in my own way.
Yes, you did.
The more I do it, the more I'm curious about your chin.
No, no.
Your face is long.
Please look at my face.
Yes, thank you.
You have a great awareness of making your neck white.
Thank you.
If you make your neck white, your face becomes beautiful instead of a reflector.
If you make your mouth white, your face becomes beautiful instead of a reflector.
Oh, is that good?
Yes, that's good, too.
If you start doing pantomime in the middle of dancing, I think that's good, too.
Oh, that's good, too.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Then, let's move on to Hosei-san and Koji-san.
Yes.
You have a different manner of dancing.
There was a time when we had this kind of manner of dancing.
However, when you do "kagami-jishi", you do normal Edo- style eyebrows.
And you often think about basic movements.
I thought you were very relaxed.
Thank you very much.
I thought you were good at using your voice.
I see.
I think you're used to it.
Then, Sensei, please tell us about me.
When you first came out and fell down, I felt sorry for you.
I felt sorry for you.
It happens a lot.
As soon as an amateur or a child comes out, they fall down.
She's a child.
She's the same as you.
It happens a lot.
She's not bad at all.
Even if you fell down, you kept dancing until the end.
I thought it was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
That's all I had.
Then, Matsumoto-san, is it the same for you?
Yes.
Your face is scary, isn't it?
Why is it scary?
It can't be helped.
She's 15 years old.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
But, Sensei, I think there was a variation from Hamao-san.
She really had an atmosphere.
She had an atmosphere.
She had the spirit of using up all her tools.
Is it okay to use them up in the middle of dancing?
It's okay.
I've heard that a lot.
Earlier you were talking about how to use the branch.
Matsumoto-san, instead of shaking it, you put the Fuji in the middle and turned it yourself.
That's a great idea!
Turning around the Fuji!
That reverse idea!
Reverse idea! High praise!
What is it?
Are you getting used to it?
There was a lot of leeway.
I knew you were watching!
There was no leeway!
There were some parts you weren't learning.
No, you weren't learning.
Lastly, the teacher will announce the first and last place.
Will it be...
The first place is...
Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
What is it?
No way!
What is it?
I knew you were using it up in the middle of dancing!
Is it a variation?
Yes, it's a variation.
I think you had some leeway.
You put it together and took it back with the branch for a few minutes.
There were some parts you were learning.
What is it?
The teacher will announce the worst part.
What is it?
Hamada-san!
What is it?
It's not like that at all!
The stage is all crooked!
Your daughter is all crooked!
I'm sorry!
It's my birthday!