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I want to know more about Saito Takumi.
What? Why?
Quiz! 100 things about Saito Takumi.
Now, the sexiest man, Saito Takumi!
What is the face of the popular actor who is currently on air,
criminal scientist Himura Hideo?
Tonight, Saito Takumi will be exposed!
Now, the first question.
Here it is.
How old is Takumi?
- Huh? - Huh?
- How old is Takumi? - Oh, you're right!
- Wow! - I don't know!
- It's harder than you think. - I know, right?
- How old is he? - I know, right?
- How old is he? - Well...
- Is he this old? - Is he this old?
- I think so. - Huh?
- Huh? I'm wrong? - Huh? Really?
- Huh? You're all wrong? - The answer is open!
- Oh, is it? - Yeah, yeah.
- Am I too old? - No, you're a little older.
- You're 37 years old and I'm 36 years old. - Oh, really?
- You're 26 years old. - I'm 29 or 30 years old.
- Oh, you're struggling. - You're struggling.
- You're too old for this. - I'm too old for this.
- Now, here's the correct answer. - Wow!
- 34 years old is terrible. - You're old.
- Is he this old? - He's like this.
- How old is Takumi? - How old is he?
- 34 years old. - 34?
- I got it! - You got it!
- But... - But you're too old!
- You're right! - You're too old for 26 years old!
- You're right! - You're too old!
- What is Takumi's hobby? - Again...
- Oh, come on! - You're too old for this!
- You're too old for this!
- This person is... - Yeah, you're right.
- This person is... - A little strange.
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah...
- I have no idea...
- Is it the atmosphere? - Yes, it's the atmosphere.
The answer is...
- White eye glasses... - White eye glasses...
- Well, you know what it is, right? - No, I don't know!
- I don't know what it is, boy! - I don't know what it is, boy!
Then, here is the correct answer.
What is Takumi's hobby?
Fighting.
Fighting...
- Fighting... - Fighting with a sword...
It's not a hobby...
- It's more like a way of life. - Right.
- In a word... - I don't know yet.
What is Takumi's habit?
I don't know what it is...
- It's a habit, right? - He's known about it for a long time!
- That's right!
- It's a habit!
It's a habit!
- Well... - I don't know.
I don't know at all. What should I do?
Should I say it's a habit?
I didn't do anything
You don't look like you did anything
I see
Maybe I was in the lead
I see
Here is the correct answer.
Isn't it a front view?
I checked the smell of the socks I took off.
Is it?
It's difficult.
If an ordinary actor thinks like a handsome actor, I don't think he will get it.
Is he a little different?
He is different.
Is he?
What is Takumi's favorite sport?
Rattoko?
I see.
What is Takumi's favorite sport?
I don't know.
I see.
I want one.
I don't know.
I want to get it right here.
Answer open!
I don't think Tanaka would say it.
I don't think he would say it.
Rugby.
It's rugby.
Rugby.
I don't think he would say it.
Here is the correct answer.
Soccer.
I see.
I don't think he would say it.
What is Takumi's habit of saying?
I don't think he would say it.
What are you talking about?
Forget it.
If you want to say it like that...
The answer is open!
No, I don't think so.
It's amazing no matter what it is.
For me, it's "on the contrary".
There are many people who say "on the contrary".
Then, here is the correct answer.
What is Hakumi's habit of saying?
"Arsh".
Is it really true?!
I don't know about it.
You're lying!
Right?!
"Arsh".
If you're talking about normal conversations...
"Arsh".
I want you to keep making fun of me.
I want you to be serious sometimes.
Right, I want you to say "bam" sometimes.
"Arsh".
It's red.
It's black.
What is Hakumi's complex?
Complex...
Here...
I think so too.
Here...
It's characteristic.
But if you erase it...
That's right.
I think so too.
Answer open!
As an actor, it's no good, right?
That's no good.
When you're angry, you can't raise your voice.
On the contrary, you can't hear it.
You can't hear it.
When you're angry, you can't raise your voice.
Mr. Sano and Mr. Endo, lips...
No, my nipples are below.
Your nipples are below?
No, my lips are below.
Here is the correct answer.
Say it. Say it.
What is Hakumi's complex?
Tarako lips.
Here it is.
Good.
Lips...
Is it thick?
Aren't the lips thick?
Either way, it's thick.
Is it thick?
Good, good, good.
I'll give you a little service.
It doesn't say "tarako" so it's important whether it's "tarako" or not.
My lips are thick.
I thought it was "tarako".
Cool.
What was your nickname as a kid?
Taku-chan.
Daiku-san.
At home...
I'm at home.
That way...
What is the most hurtful word a woman has said to you?
A ghost on my lips.
My thighs.
My armpits.
The way my armpits are sticking out.
Speaking of "tama", what do you think it is?
Masatoshi.
Is it possible?
Yes, it is.
Is it possible like that?
What is it?
What is Takumi's treasure?
Will it come here normally?
Well, yes.
I don't know what's inside.
That's right.
You're going to say it.
I'm going to say it, too.
What is Takumi's treasure?
The answer is...
If you say it, it's amazing.
But the buyer is the same.
Yes, it's the same.
I'm honest.
What is it?
Here is the correct answer.
What is Takumi's treasure?
A coffee machine.
I don't know.
Will it come here normally?
I don't know.
Will it be a treasure?
I've never liked coffee.
That's right.
How many seconds can Takumi hold his burp for one breath?
Here it is.
Challenge quiz.
It's about how hard Takumi works.
That's right.
It's about how hard Takumi works.
That's right.
It's disgusting.
It's 22 seconds.
I don't think it's close to eight seconds.
20 seconds is too long.
Here is the correct answer.
Don't you usually hold your burp for 20 seconds?
Ready, start!
(bubbling)
He's trying hard
He's doing pretty well
He's like an elementary school student
That's enough
He's doing pretty well
17 seconds
Shut up
He's doing pretty well
(bell rings)
I was so close! 29 seconds!
Oh my god
I was so close!
He can do more than 20 seconds
Oh my god
(bell rings)
What does Takumi do every day?
What I do every day?
There are so many things
Even if you ask me
There are so many things
What is it?
What I do every day
(bubbling)
There is such a thing
I'll make it complicated
I see
If you get it right, you'll get 3 points
Here's the correct answer
Drinking soy milk
Here it is
What is Takumi's favorite food?
I really don't know
My favorite food?
Answer open!
It's sweet bean
He said "soy milk"
Soy milk...
Come on!
I like it!
What is Takumi's favorite food?
Come on!
Fruits, fruits, fruits...
Grapes
Seriously!
Should I write "sweet" or "savory"?
I'm really worried!
You can only say "hmmm"
What is Takumi's favorite entertainer?
Who would come up with that?
Let's keep it simple.
No one would come up with that!
No, no, no...
Taito Open
I know who it is!
No one would come up with that!
Seriously?
No one would dare come up with that!
No, it's like...
I was wondering if it would say "downtown" or not...
But if you miss it, you can't save it, right?
It's super embarrassing!
So, here's the announcement...
What is Takumi's favorite entertainer?
It's fine, even if it's simple...
It's always "bad guys"
Who is it?
Look over there!
Who is it?
Look over there!
"Bad boys"?
No, "bad guys"
"Bad boys" doesn't have such a name, does it?
No, "bad boys" doesn't have such a name, does it?
Did you get it wrong?
Who is that person?
He's a comedian from Nabekoro...
And he's Abareru-kun's junior.
Abareru-kun's junior?!
That's right!
Abareru-kun and Nakai...
What do you like about them?
Is it a combination or a combination?
What kind of entertainer is he and what do you like about him?
He has a great sense of the world...
I can't say it to anyone...
What is Takumi's favorite one-shot gag?
I'm going to do this...
Oh, I see.
Answer, open!
Huh?
They're aligned.
Oh, you're in trouble.
You're in trouble.
Is there a reason for it?
Well, you can do it without standing up, right?
That's true.
This is pretty easy.
Hamburger...
You know...
Oh, I see!
Hamburger show!
You're pretty loud, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're pretty loud, aren't you?
Yes, you are.
Well, here's the correct answer.
Punishment...
Wink...
Like this.
That's not a gag.
Halloween...
I thought it was a gag.
I thought you were making fun of me.
I'll hit you first.
Will I hit you when you hit me?
I'll hit you first.
After a lot of struggle and 30 questions,
As you can see...
And after that...
What is the scariest thing in the world?
The price change...
Is it true?
Unpredictable answers are more and more true.
Where do you wash your body in the bath?
Knees...
That's definitely a lie!
Where do you wash your body in the bath?
What soup do you want to drink now?
Samgetan...
How about chicken soup?
What has Takumi laughed at recently?
I see...
Well...
It's hard...
It's really hard.
It's hard. The questions are hard.
The answer is...
Oh, I see. It's a TV show.
And it's M-1.
It's different, but...
It's a TV show.
But we don't know what it is.
That's right.
Well, here's the correct answer.
What I laughed at...
Well...
The person I thought was an old woman was an old man.
That's funny.
But when you say it, it doesn't remind you of anything.
How many seconds can Takumi endure without blinking?
I don't know...
I'll do my best.
The answer is open.
Really?
That's a lot.
That's amazing.
58 seconds.
As expected, an actor can do it.
I see.
What do you think, actor?
What?
What do you think, actor?
I'm not an actor.
How long do you practice at home?
At home?
I don't practice at home, but I think I can do about 30 seconds.
That's amazing.
Especially in this dry season.
30 seconds is amazing.
But I think I can do more.
As you can see, the results of people who challenged in the past.
How many seconds can Takumi Saito endure without blinking?
Now for the correct answer.
Start!
My bangs are in the way.
Right.
I'll close my eyes with my bangs.
Yeah, right.
It's long.
It'll work for now.
It's long.
Yeah.
It's long, it's long.
Oh!
Oh, it's long.
Wow.
It'll work.
It really is.
I knew it.
It's amazing.
Yeah, it's amazing!
It's close to being bad.
Right?
Yeah.
I think I'll be gone in over a minute.
It's seasonal
I think it'll last longer if it's of higher quality
It lasts more than one minute
I wish it was Friday
It's me on Friday
It lasts more than one minute
Wow
I didn't think it'd last this long
It's seasonal
It's true
I fainted
Isn't it amazing?
It's long
Does it last that long?
It's massive
Wow
Again?
We're going to Guinness
It's amazing
It's seasonal
Wow
Saito and Takumi are in shock
How long will it last?
It's long
It's amazing
What's going to happen?
How long will it last?
It doesn't look like it's closing
- Wow! - Wow!
What? You're kidding me!
From now on, I'm going to focus on "fundo jisshi"
Seriously?
- Wow! - Wow!
Isn't your right contact coming off?
My contact?
- No, it's true - You're overdoing it
- Oh, I see - Your contact is coming off
- My contact is dry - Yes
- Wow! - Wow!
Are you going to do it until you cry?
Isn't it amazing?
- Wow! - You're overdoing it!
What?
- Wow! - Wow!
You're kidding me!
- Wow! - What time did you see it?
- Wow! - We watched it all the time
- We watched it for 7 minutes and 12 seconds - Yes, for 7 minutes and 12 seconds
- We watched it all the time - That's a lot of food
It's been 7 minutes
Who do you think is the sexiest one of you five?
The chance of getting it right is not high
- It's not high - I know
There's a tendency for that, you know.
Oh, you dared to say it!
The answer is open!
I was a little worried about whether it was Tanaka or Hana-san,
but I knew right away that it wasn't Yamazaki.
Even if six people say it, I might not say it's Yamazaki.
Now, here's the correct answer.
Go for it!
Among the five of you, who do you think is the sexiest?
It doesn't matter anymore.
Matsumoto-san.
Alright!
Alright! We finally got it!
We finally got it!
Matsumoto-san, what part of you is sexy?
What's the reason?
The reason?
I'm getting older and older.
Don't you eat worms?
If Takumi were to form a comedy duo, which one would you do?
This is a double-edged sword.
This is a free service problem.
Which one should we do?
I'm begging you.
You were asking for the answer.
That's right!
You were asking for it, weren't you?
You were asking for it.
The answer is open!
This could be...
Bokeh! Bokeh! Bokeh! Bokeh!
Everyone, bokeh!
Alright, here's the correct answer!
If Takumi were to form a comedy duo, which one would you do?
Bokeh? Or Sukkomi?
Sukkomi.
No, no, no.
- Really? - It's the complete opposite.
- It feels like a joke. - I know.
Really.
Next week!
Takumi Saito's "Guests" and "Summary Edition"!
Dodo.
Dojo.
You're totally wrong!
No, no, you're weird.
Unpredictable answers in a row!
I was wearing underwear.
(Laughing)
From "Celery," "hanako," "kushami hayadashi" to "challenge"!
Protect... your chest.
(Laughing)
Takumi Saito!
Who can understand you the best?!
(Laughing)
You're good!
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